cont DO YOUR PART TO SLOW THE SPREAD.
DO NOT REPLY TO GREEN POSTERS.
HIDE GREEN POSTERS
DO NOT LOOK AT GREEN POSTERS
SUIT UP ANONS, THE INFECTION IS HERE. I AM PROVIDING YOU WITH A HAZMAT SUIT. SUIT THE FUCK UP RIGHT NOW
FLATTEN
THE
CURVE
INFECTED:
Yas Forums IS INFECTED
/o/ IS INFECTED
/po/ IS INFECTED
/k/ IS INFECTED
EVERYTHING IS INFECTED, NO WHERE IS SAFE. KILL EVERYONE WHO COOFS OR YOURSELF
how does it spread?
>tfw immune
Feels good fags
It's just a flu guys I feel fine
spreads by COOOFING
There is no virus don't buy into the fear
immune af
shut up we're fine
SO THIS IS OUR APRIL FOOLS? ALL OF Yas Forums GETS INFECTED WITH CORONA?
Please coof on me so I can infect Yas Forums
What pandemic?
It spreads by (You)s. Do not give or receive (You)s.
What's going on?
everything is going to be okay
Thanks for the tip
aaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh
it ain't enough to not reply to green posters, bruh. don't reply to ANYONE if you wanna make it out alive
i noticed my user is kinda squiggily does that mean i have the coof?
test
If not green, someone infected please reply.
We need to find out how this virus operates
>infinite immunity
Feels coof lads
Just drink fish tank cleaner bro
...
See? It's just a fucking hoax.
No my god
Let's not panic
Give it to me.
Yeah I don't see what the big deal is
>A̧nonymou͞s
>I AM PROVIDING YOU WITH
THIS FUCKER IS COMPED
So is the letter it starts with randomized or does it follow the same pattern as it progresses?
Im immune! Get hecked you damn nazi coofers
>
IM COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOFING
YOU DONT LOOK FINE WTF
I won't get infected
let's keep hanging out
HELLO
Reply to this post or your mother dies in her sleep tonight
@251314772
recieving (You)s is confirmed to do nothing (though retarded green niggers will still spam threads with mass reply chains). it's only if you give an infected a (You), and since it seems their may be an incubation period, it's safest to just give nobody a (You)
OH GOD JANNIES I'M SORRY. PLEASE QUARANTINE THEM.
I'LL NEVER MAKE A FUCK JANNIES THREAD AGAIN.
Stop smoking so much weed then. Because it's not a virus doing it to you.
Let me know if you need anything
It's just a flu, bro.
Not sure about the coof but you definitely got digits
Fuck I thought it was just a flu
not based, but not cringe either
OH FUCK I HAVE IT!!!
NO MR CORONACHAN PLZ
I-I’m scared. I don’t want to turn green.
Im immune baby!
coof
can't have that
Some bourbon?
a reply
should i be worried?
quarantine
Not risking my tendies *coof*
*Inhales*
>sniff sniff
Fuck coof niggers
HACK
Nuclearanon pls
everybody dies one day
You're going to die.
I just want to be green
whats going on here?
masks don't work fren
No bro, it’s a nothingburger. It’ll disappear like a miracle
i want to spread it
You just need a hug
Yas Forums closed their borders
Stay at home save lives.
I'M JUST A KID AND LIFE IS NIGHTMARE
Can anyone provide any context behind this green glow ?
fuck u
>251315370
Why he nuclear
Is he patient zero
we are all already infected
You guys into swinging?
...
I got the coof 2 years ago I’m immune
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Youre already infected, chosen one.
protip there's an incubation period where you don't know you're infected
coof coof
Doomed
how do i get it user ?
Rollin for glowie.
GIVE ME THE GIFT
how do it feel? to have angered god?
someone infected plz respond
So far so good. I dont reply to faggots so im cool i think. Op is a faggot tho soool
Go infect
>retards dont know what the biohazard symbol is
I'm feeling a little pleghmy, frens.
c̀͞ḩ̷͘e̷̕c̢͜k͜è̡d
haha can u imagine the coof?
Give me the virus faggot. I want dem (You)s.
Yas Forums is infected
aaaaaaaa how does the virus spread we need to find a cure
KILL THE CHINK WITH FIRE
NOOOOOOOOOW
it gets worse over time oh fuck
FUCK
hello german have sum gas
You rolled digits of death. That suit won’t protect you now kiddo. Consider yourself infected.
oh shit oh fuck
coofers btfo
sure thing satan
based
there are no infected
please don't steal my waifu
how do i know if im infected how the fuck does it work
c̶ḩ̴ec̷̴k̛͘͝e͟d̷ ą̀͟n̵͝d ̸͢ì͝ń̷f̶̛͞e̸̴ctè̶d
*coof coof*
goddamn nigger
plz no coof plz no coof plz no coof
Coof.
probably just spring allergies
Can I get the coof if you wear a condom?
I'M IMMUNE YOU COOFING FUCKS
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
DISCONNECT YOUR VENTILATORS YOU WEAK FUCKS
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
thanks
How do I get it?
do I get infected by replying to infected posters?
come a little closer
there are more infecteds here than anywhere else, abandone thread
how many posts are green? 10%? its been 10% for minutes
you are black
wait what
FUCK JANNIES! CLEAN IT UP BITCH, FOR FREE
oh shit
guys can you help me suit up
ive been sneezing since the cherry blossoms
t. nova fag
Checked.
Cure is socially isolate and not post. Let it run course.
Based
CONFIRMED
YOU ARE INFECTED IF A GREEN ONE REPLIES TO YOU
coof coof
It's just a flu
There are no infected
Test. How to get glow?
.
TUNA FLU TUNA FLU TUNA FUL
*coof*
damn boi give me dat biohazard
OP is gay and infected
HARD QUARANTINE NOW
ah shit
you're fine. we're all fine.
Checked. There is no glow.
LOL
you too
My friend is in the hospital with corona, please pray for him.
i dont feel well *coof*
well then who was patient zero???
LEAVE THIS THREAD NOW. IT IS TOO DANGEROUS.
> Ano̷͜nymous - tXBK4RJX
This is the /cdc/. Name mutation is a symptom. Do not exchange (You)s especially with those with mutated names.
WHY DOES Yas Forums GET A SCROLLING MARQUEE WITH INFECTION RATES???!!!
FUCK GLOWIES
HOLY SHIT
Sneeze into my mouth faggot.
New Cases in the Past Hour: 1661 — Board Infection Level: Minimal
FUCK ANYONE WHO REPLIES TO GREEN POSTERS
YOU GODDAMN IMBECILES
no u
Ahhhhhhhhhhh
isolate liberal shitholes they must be quarentined and purged
REPLY TO THIS POST OR YOUR MOTHER WILL BE GREEN IN THE MORNING
huh?
sorry
AHHHHH
Herd immunity incoming any minute now.
Noooooooooooo im infected
wait... I don't feel so good now....
WTF I WAS SUPPOSED TO BE IMMUNE
dunno, also *coof*
done
this one
You'll be fine
I'm not infected, right?
What if a green poster replies to you
you know, underlying health conditions are a problem for a reason. glad im healthy.
Stop this
how do i do that?
lets glow bois
GREENED
reeeeeeeeeeee
You faggots are killing my stonks, it's just the flu goddammit!! Get back to work only like 3 million are gonna die from this shit. We dont need those 7 million weak niggers in our society anyway, we'll remember their sacrifice and build a memorial for the 13 million who died to keep the economy moving and the Dow up.
i already have it
Yes, yes, Q, you absolute 1337 madman, you did it....
can a time traveller get corona?
*coof*
not review brah!
Phew!
I AM SO IMMUNE, EVEN CANDLE JACK HIMSELF CANNOT SO MUCH AS THINK ABOUT ME.
why not both
you fuckers are overreacting china has this under control
based
Howd it get burned!?
its simple to not get infected just stay away from lefty fags and anyone who talks to them let it burn through their population then reclaim earth
Let me lick your handkerchief
you don't look so good user
NOOOOOOOOOOO
test
MOLTEN CORE
SHARPEN THE CURVE
are... are you sure?
INFECTION SPREADS IF YOU POST NEXT TO A GREEN. GET OUT BEFORE ITS TOO LATE
MOTO MOTO
YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE
I'm not infected. I swear.
Dead
STOP IGNORING ME GUYS IM CLEAN I SWEARRRR
just a flu
Testing
look at all these uninfected
Oh shit. How do I put this fucking thing on?
yep, you're still a fag
Hello faggots!
Phew lad That was close
I’m glad I’m not infected
I wonder if theres a recovered tag for the banner on main page.
GET OUT, SAVE YOUR SELFS
