/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2791

► Detected: 859,717 (+1,397) ► Died: 42,340 (+38) ► (Reset: -19:49:25)

— 3.8 billion people put under lockdown —
— 206 countries and territories infected —
— 2.2x more confirmed deaths than swine flu pandemic —
— 2,499 different strains have been sequenced —

>NEWS
UK doesn't report deaths outside hospitals
archive.is/jP7pL

Trump: If we did nothing, you would have death all over
youtu.be/zpbEyfl3vpg

There are now 8 major strains circling the globe
archive.is/eypTs

Trump: We are going through the worst thing ever seen
youtu.be/zpbEyfl3vpg

Virus can travel 8 meters, stay in air for hours, says MIT
archive.is/UewJG

>RESEARCH
Israeli "recovered" case tests positive again
archive.is/TV8DS

HIV-like mutation made it 1000 times more infectious than SARS
archive.is/xwQVe

Infection might cause male infertility
archive.is/NLz11

Children die from corona, WHO confirms
youtu.be/9SSYviES-rI?t=2514

Cruise ship "recovered" case reinfected in Japan
archive.is/5VIhL

>REMINDER
Infected come out negative 50 to 70% of the time
archive.is/yyGJm

Over half of China shuts down: 80% of GDP, 90% of exports
archive.is/HLAN0

White House admits they lack tests
archive.is/mJkTy

China tells local authorities to stop reporting cases
archive.is/qTbtA

WHO declares _PANDEMIC_
archive.is/ZleCj

>LIVE
youtu.be/qgylp3Td1Bw

>LATEST CASES
06:00: 146 new cases and 3 new deaths in India.
05:57: 120 new cases and 2 new deaths in Thailand.
05:42: 163 new cases and 1 new death in Pakistan.
05:30: 206 new cases and 1 new death in Israel.
04:00: 88 new cases and 3 new deaths in Argentina.
04:00: 101 new cases and 3 new deaths in South Korea.

>SOURCES
pastebin.com/raw/qy5RFpVX

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abcnews.go.com/Health/las-vegas-homeless-outdoor-parking-lot-temporary-shelter/story?id=69900151
komonews.com/news/coronavirus/wash-state-once-the-nations-coronavirus-hot-spot-now-ranks-7th-in-confirmed-cases
vocaroo.com/lOtGTFjVZrg
pastebin.com/raw/S29XMKEr
mobile.twitter.com/hashtag/filmyourhospital?src=hashtag_click
youtu.be/yn074EB5NNY
youtu.be/noHd05PWPZI
youtu.be/-T9vlpC0bRo
twitter.com/NSFWRedditImage

Rejoice!

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Crashing this thread, with NO survivors!

ITS PVP SEASON BOYS. GAS THE KIKES, CRUSH THE CHINKS

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>627 infected
>17 dead
>OMG THE END IS NIGH!
stop shilling this stupid bullshit already, this faggot little virus won't cause a pandemic.

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>Dead: 42,292
lol, still only 42,292.
How many days has it been stuck at 42,292? Four days? Five days?

Sincerely,
Gary

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CHINE LIED
PEOPLE DIED
GET YOUR GUNS

reply to this post if you want to die

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CoronaChan archivist here again.
Post one get one for CoronaChans in this trying time.
Probably going to update the mega archive later this week.


Stay safe argiebro, don't let the coofers get you

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WE FUCKING INFECTED Yas Forums NIGS
WE MADE IT SO FUCKING FAR BOIS

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tons of (you)s still not infected have fun dieing to this bitch virus all u fags

How can you tell if you're infected when you are asymptomatic?

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I feel fine. *cough*

You are already infected.

China has successfully contained the outbreak. Eternal glory to the Chinese Communist Party!

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*coof*

kiss me

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PRAISE

>"COOF COOF COOF"

YOU'RE WELCOME

>"COOF COOF COOF"

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you can only post ITT if you're immune

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It's the same person, every time, posting this on every god damn thread. Are you autistic? Is this just what you do? I don't understand why you post this. I'm truly astonished. It would be great if you actually posted something worthwhile but instead you post this shit. Every god damn thread you post this shit. it isn't funny, it never was. Being annoying isn't trolling. Doing this kind of shit is more akin to being a fucking moron. You're probably sitting there, laughing to yourself like: aye, gottem again! stop it. stop it stop it stop it stop it. I'm so fucking tired of this horse shit. Take the knife your mom keeps in the drawer next to the oven and slit your god damn throat you miserable piece of shit. I hope you rot in hell.

Nice April fools joke, Hiro.

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WELCOME BROTHER. COUGH ON ALL THOSE YOU SEE UNDER YOU

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you have to get tested

PEEEEEEEEE PEEEEEEEE
POOOOOOOOO POOOOOOO

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the Yas Forumsirus is a hoax by the nothing burgers to get up that thread count more than deads

your name bro

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IM A CARRIER GIVING THE GIFT TO THE CHINKS

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How bad is it going to get?

Argiebro working double time

I just went to a Starbucks and the barista was wearing a mask

I asked "Why are you wearing a surgical mask?"

She said "I'm not, it's a coughy filter"

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it's just first wave bro

*coof*

Who here /herdimmunity/?

HOLY SHIT XI IS INFECTED

OH FUCK TRUMP NOOO

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REEEE ABE, WAKE UP AND UPDATE THE NUMBERS

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YOU'VE DOOMED US AL- *coof*

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Kill me leaf

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In Vegas, You'd think they would use empty hotels to house the homeless or for quarantine beds.
But, no.
abcnews.go.com/Health/las-vegas-homeless-outdoor-parking-lot-temporary-shelter/story?id=69900151

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Fake virus, no videos of bodies, trump 2024

Guys am I safe

Thank god you're still safe gary

EVERYONE STAY CALM

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I-Im in-infected??

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Jesus christ

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it's the same person, every time, posting this on every god damn thread. Are you autistic? is this just what you do? I don't understand why you post this. I'm truly astonished. It would be great if you actually posted something worthwhile but instead you post this shit. Every god damn thread you post this shit. it isn't funny, it never was. Being annoying isn't trolling. Doing this kind of shit is more akin to being a fucking moron. You're probably sitting there, laughing to yourself like: aye, gottem again! stop it. stop it stop it stop it stop it. I'm so fucking tired of this horse shit. Take the knife your mom keeps in the drawer next to the oven and slit your god damn throat you miserable piece of shit. I hope you rot in hell.

Worldwide civil unrest

guys I don't feel so well, I think Im gonna vomit

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china lied
people died

Replying to this post while being infected is a direct violation of the NAP so I'm morally and ethically authorized to nuke you

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DEAD TO THE CHINKS

komonews.com/news/coronavirus/wash-state-once-the-nations-coronavirus-hot-spot-now-ranks-7th-in-confirmed-cases
217 deaths in WA State

user it's part of the thread now, don't worry so much.

When do u think all the armies of the world would join together and begin the dropping of bombs on Province Hua Bea and other Chiner cities?

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Immune for 4 threads.

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i cant get infect im prepped

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COME ON COME ON NINE HUNDRED THOUSAND PLS

you can't get infected if you don't post, right?

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Burn the infected

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There's something that convinced me that there's a much larger conspiracy behind this, and I mean with who exactly is getting infected with the virus.

We know that Harvey Weinstein tested positive for coronavirus. According to the reports, he's feeling well despite his diagnosis (so far).
So, why then exactly was he tested, if he was displaying no symptoms beforehand?

This was planned, as will all of the other high-profile cases be.

>tfw no mommywife to be infected with
its not fair bros

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vocaroo.com/lOtGTFjVZrg

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>tfw normal fags aren't carriers and pretend to be
Why haven't you replied to this post yet and caused the happening?

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Damn it feels good to be healthy.

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>4 of clubs
nice touch

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Shouldn't have gotten so fat boxxy you're a goner now

wtf is wrong with those retards

Based diarrhea man will live to see the world's heat death, he is the watcher over humanity.

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How long do you think this pandemic will last?

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let me pozz that neghole gary

What does that mean?

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sauce?

O no

Not anymore

spread it anons

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Based hue.

No

Coofmagddon

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Asymps rise up

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>COUNTRIES LIST
United States 188,592 (4,055) Italy 105,792 (12,428) Spain 95,923 (8,464) China 81,554 (3,312) Germany 71,808 (775) France 52,128 (3,523) Iran 44,605 (2,898) United Kingdom 25,150 (1,789) Switzerland 16,605 (433) Turkey 13,531 (214) Belgium 12,775 (705) Netherlands 12,595 (1,039) Austria 10,192 (128) South Korea 9,887 (165) Canada 8,612 (101) Portugal 7,443 (160) Brazil 5,812 (202) Israel 5,591 (21) Australia 4,862 (21) Norway 4,643 (39) Sweden 4,435 (180) Czech Republic 3,308 (31) Ireland 3,235 (71) Denmark 2,860 (90) Malaysia 2,766 (43) Chile 2,738 (12) Russia 2,337 (17) Poland 2,311 (33) Ecuador 2,302 (79) Romania 2,245 (82) Japan 2,178 (57) Luxembourg 2,178 (23) Philippines 2,084 (88) Pakistan 2,042 (26) Thailand 1,771 (12) India 1,590 (45) Saudi Arabia 1,563 (10) Indonesia 1,528 (136) Finland 1,418 (17) South Africa 1,353 (5) Greece 1,314 (49) Mexico 1,215 (29) Panama 1,181 (30) Iceland 1,135 (2) Dominican Republic 1,109 (51)…

>LATEST CHANGES
United States +62 (+2) China +36 (+7) South Korea +101 (+3) Brazil +95 (+1) Israel +233 (+1) Australia +99 (+1) Thailand +120 (+2) India +193 (+10) Mexico +121 (+1) Hungary +33 (+4) Kazakhstan +26 (+1) Honduras +31 (+3) Bolivia +8 (+1) Trinidad & Tobago +2 (+1) Austria +12 Norway +2 Pakistan +104 New Zealand +61 Bulgaria +13 Afghanistan +22 Uzbekistan +1 Belarus +11 Nigeria +4 Haiti +1 Bahamas +1 Mongolia +2 Suriname +1 Caribbean Netherlands +2…

>FULL LISTS
pastebin.com/raw/S29XMKEr

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coof

If you are infected here, you are infected in real life.

They’re going to start riots.

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1.5 years. Three waves of infection until vaccine as containment is impossible at this point.

I just want it to fucking end

No.
I heard ou get banned after a while if you get infected though.

Nice

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Now. I just want normal world back.

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Nonny I... Dont feel so good...

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Who else /Immune/????????

Burn, infected

Bless me, Corona-chan!

Idiot you had to push your luck.

I am safe

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206 countries now??? Where the fuck these countries come from and why it's increasing

HERE YOU GO HAVE A >COOF

fuck off

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GET OUT

If Western countries still have mass immigration after this shit then fucking give up on "14/88" and other themes. Just accept the nihilism blackpill at that point. Literally all parts of this "crisis" are tied to immigration.
>foreign arrived virus
>stressed medical services because already strained by constant population growth
>blue states and sanctuary cities hardest hit
>no immigration Asian countries coping fine because a stable population allows for planning medical systems properly

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Everyone has AIDS

AIDS AIDS AIDS

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If greenpost everyone dies except anons itt

Based and primatepilled

>for now

Schizos, or they're just hungry for (You)s

YOU AINT LOOKIN GOOD EITHER BITCH

I closed Yas Forums for what, four hours? Five hours?

NOW what the fuck is happening?!

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no

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Don't even fucking think stupid bullshit like this you retarded nigger

*COOF*
*COOF*
*COOF*

Me too. We're gonna make it bro

Not for long

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He is praying for corona chan right now
SOMEONE STOP HIM

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We're all blessed

How the fuck does this even work? I replied, got replied by, and posted next to green posters

blessings

I got coofed on like 10 times, its just the flu

They name will show off deviations like you

I don't see the new greenposts unless I manually refresh the page. This sucks.

I'M NOT EVEN SAFE IN MY HOUSE! DEAR LORD! HELP ME GOD! PLEEEEEEEEAAAASE! I CAN"T TAKE IT ANYMORE!!!!!!!

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Checked

Czech'd.

When does one become quarantined?

SO DO YOU

coofs on you*

containment strategy failed, community transmission taking place

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It's just a flu, let's not panic

It's come so far. I feel like an out of touch boomer with all the newfags.

>tfw your neg hole will remain unpozzed for the duration of the day

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*coof*

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HOW DOES HE KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT?

Bros I think I'm immune.

Fuck yeah, spread it.

Anywhere from 6months-2years

Hey /cvg/, how's- w-wait...What's going on...
Oh god, none of you touch me.

COOF COOF COOF

0 infected in my city

Still all business are closed
This is retarded

its just the flu bro

it's finally April guys. everything will be over soon...

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#flimyourhospital

mobile.twitter.com/hashtag/filmyourhospital?src=hashtag_click

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Fucking jews are obviously immune because you engineered this goddamn plague

FUCK I DONT WANT HER TO SIT ON MY FACE

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INFECT ME DAMMIT

In June. The stars have already decreed Spring as a transitional season. Summer will be the time of a new awakening as we enter the Age of Aquarius or some shit.

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looks like theres a leak in your suit

im i gonna be ok guys? im not feeling to great

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maybe you're an asymptomatic carrier

Ok boomer

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in the end it doesn't even matter

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My nigga
/IMMUNE/

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O FUCKKKK

*Coof* yeah man me too

Guys its ok, I work in healthcare and they say I don't even need an n95 mask

same here bro

Cover your mouth when you...

lets go

Uh oh....off to the coof camps...good luck user

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YES, YES! SPREAD IT! CORONA LOVES ALL

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Try it, leper.
A sopa the de macaco a day keep coronachan at bay.

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Where can I bet on the US having 10k deaths/day in two weeks?

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to: infected

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JustaFlu

really? Do you think it will get bad?

FUCK, really thought I was OK

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Lijian Zhao 趙立堅
Somehow he "fought in Beijing and rushed to the US Embassy"
This kind of information came in
April fools?

Friendly reminder there is NO PROOF Corona started in China. Please refrain from further accusations.

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NOOOOO YOU HAVE TO SOCIAL DISTANCERINO

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You can get rid of it by resetting your router

Stay back.
Be careful user.

When the FUCK do we get to see her pusy

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GUYS ANIME IS INFECTED
HIGH LEVEL CONTAGION FROM WEEB SHIT

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Infectedfags gtfo

I heard leafs are immune

I am

A computer... Virus?

There's no proof that the Yas Forums flu is harmful. Screencap this, bigots.

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goodbye bill

How do i become a greenchad

good OC user

You get what you deserve

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>coof

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COUGH COUGH

>coronavirus
>vaccine

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no

infected .. rip

ofc

I'm a super spreader *coof*

COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Well im sticking to the plan, off to coof all over /LGBT/

... never. he wont update just like writefaggot

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I feel fine this is a nothing burger

you dont

im immune

That's not up to you. She'll suffocate you with her ass

k

You don't.

You can't infect me with the gay!

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based

Wojack posters get double coofed on

LOOKS LIKE SOMEONES BAITING TO GET INFECTED
HERE YOU GO

Coronachan can't infect Brazilians.
Toca aqui, anão!

Fuck off Chang.

WAT?

Dear schizos,

Back in January you all insisted that by March we'd have "millions dead". Now, it's April and we barely hit 40,000.
It's time to realize that this little virus is an over-hyped nothing burger. It is not too late for you. You have to understand that you are living a lie. There is still time to save your brain. Remember the doctor your parents used to take you to as kids?
The one who just talked to you? Help is only one phone call away. There are people who want to help you overcome your delusions. All you need is pickup your phone and call them.
There will be no "millions dead". Life in China is already normal again. The curve is flattening. Your 'happening' is over before it began.
Stop these threads, they are not productive. They help nobody. They only harbor and reinforce your delusional fantasies.

Come back to the real world.

based papa nurgle giving corona chan energy!

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here user

Stay at home

GIFT ME YOU NIGGERS

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Kill me, Pete

NOOO STOP NOT THE COOFOS YOU HAVE TO FOLLOW THE GUIDELINERINOS

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Lol, it's a nothingburger.
Seriously, you think this is going to be some kind of global pandemic?
Get real.

*coof*

why does your name look so weird

The virus is officially called "xa20x"

Don't reply threads with "xa205-xa20e" posts!

you are already infected

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE, don't infect me you fucking chink

coof coof coom

Its a new pasta to answer a pasta

JESUS NICE GLOW

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*coof*

Kek

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ofc the leaf would be super infected already... do you even try

NOW SPREAD IT

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I hate to be that guy but I've just woke up what is happening?!

Has anyone seen that video that has been going off the past hour of all the bodies on the floor in NYC?

But user, you ARE the gay

>says the leaf

Laugh if you want but thats a good fish trap

wolfgang wodarg German doctor specializing in tracking viruses. It's a hoax

youtu.be/yn074EB5NNY

Absolute unit

buzzwords are die cough infected spread

Hey y'all, pretty urgent news. Just wanted to pass this on. Love y'all, stay safe
youtu.be/noHd05PWPZI

can you not? you're spreading it.

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I'm here for my dose of cyber corona-chan

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Where my immune chads at?

i think i just coofed........

I don't feel so good, senhor Stark...

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:^) maybe

Just a flu user

*HACK COUGH*

I dont understand what is going on

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You're asking for an infection

Testing to see if I have it now

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Spreading your moms cheeks bitch

*coof*

I WILL KILL CORONA-CHAN

corona chan loves all equally

die

Sure is a lot of green in here

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yes please

>Boards Infected: 4
lol, still only 4.
How many days has it been stuck at 4? Four days? Five days?

false alarm lol

nothingburger

Source it

400 people die every single day in NYC, so it's impossible to tell if any of these are from the Bill Gates Plandemic.

infected party in here

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Don't reply to green posts, you're gonna catch it

Guys we'll all be banned for the next day, what the fuck are we gonna do?

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Right here brother, let's hug it out.

WTF user you're highly contagious just look at you! AAAAAAAAA

youtu.be/-T9vlpC0bRo

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Ok so name fags get infected like the fags they are. I get it now.

not here rebel faggot

I'm still clean, someone reply to me, quick !

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2403 DEATHS IN ITALY
>2403 DEATHS IN ITALY
2403 DEATHS IN ITALY
>2403 DEATHS IN ITALY
2403 DEATHS IN ITALY
>2403 DEATHS IN ITALY

What's up immune bro

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STOP NOW
THIS IS NO LONGER A JOKE

THIS IS A -PEANUT BUTTER ONLY BOARD-

PLZ TAKE UR GREEN MINTY FAGGOT SHIT ELSEWHERE

NO COOFS
NO COOMS
NO MORE ROOOMS

flag checks out

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You haven't been blessed

Bugchasers GTFO!

Careful user, you'll end up quarantined soon

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Welcome, brother. Congrats on being a carrier. Cough on all the kikes.

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Im gonna COOOF

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;)

Isnt it curious how every time the cdc feels its funding threatened there is shortly a new virus

Imagine the smell...

New data?

Guys it's literally just the fucking flu, more people dies a year from falling out of bed

Blessed nurgle

does green posting have an incubation period where you can infect other anons?

Die in a fire infected fags.

GET AWAY FROM ME

>nothingburger
yet infected
kek

pssst .. you guys want some tp?

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Enjoy quarantine

I'm asymptomatic

AHHHHHHHHHH WTF ITS A SUPER SPREADER REEEEEEE

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COOOOOOOOOFFF

COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOFFFFF

COOOOOOOOOOOF

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here have the gift user

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wtf is wrong with my POL why people are green, is it really happening

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...

perfectly aged milk

i believe so, you're name gets all fucked up

This whole house arrest 6 month jail time threat if you go out for any unapproved reason but it's ok to go get the virus if you are at work is transparent as fuck

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no

ĵ̸̗ȏ̷̩i̸̧͊ṉ̵̿ ̴̑ẗ̵́͜h̶̗̋ě̸̥ ̴̠͆/h̵͇̒ȩ̸̔r̸͈̿d̶̆͜/

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Pls infect

WE HAVE TO STICK TOGETHER... I NEVER THOUGHT I'D SAY THIS BUT A LEAF IS BETTER THAN A GREEN...

Sopa de maca-...morcego.. uma delícia...

*cough* *cough*

That's violating the NAP

RESPOND TO ME IF YOU WANT THE QUADRUPLE AIDS

it's over

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