**Safe Zone***

It'€ justa flu

eh

Well you're fucked

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Oh cool! Looks like I can chill here.

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jjk

> (((safezone)))
> OP is in Europe

I'm starting to not feel well

I SEE SYMPTOMS

In this universe, all rots. In this universe, one must rot to survive.

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oh fug

Thank heavens, i made it in time. Anyone care for a free used and sterile blanket?

Chinese posters are spitting on everything, and hoarding all the (You)s

6ft nigger

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Marked safe in the containment bread.

Get fucked nigger!

coof coof

*coof*

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Hmmmmmm

*Cough*

THEYRE HERE
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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fagtron stop you're cheating and ruining the game

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What game, hand over the controller bro *coof coof*

What are you racist?

I want off this ride.

We did it frens. We beet the glow nigger plague!

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I might be infected

coudlnt even see th green borders for a hiwle so maybe im immune

Hitler please tell us your wisdom how did you burnw did you burn so many corpses so efficiently?

The dead anons keep piling up.

frens I bring pizzer :D

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test

Fug :DD

I don't get it.

Bros, is this how it ends?

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Not with a bang but with a coof

oh god oh christ a chink spat on me am i gonna make it bros

Digits and every poster in this thread gets infected.

coof

mods fucked me i'm pretty sure you just say ur immune to get it

I'm feeling a little light-headed

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Why are you infecting us?

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܂܂܂܂܂܂܂܂܂܂܂܂*cough*

ive been sniffling but its just allergies

Someone pozz me

Cof cof
Im ok, its a flu

>tfw too unpopular to get infected

What the fuck is going on?

Just the flu bro.

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were safe here right?

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COOF COOF COOF

yep

The Coronavirus has become digitized—social distancing isn’t enough anymore.

I coof now?

we were till you showed up.

I sure hope so. Let's pray noone coofs.

It's just hayfever

Fuck off jannie.

what are you saying

You don't look so good

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So infectious.

spread the love

KEKW

But I am immune. I don't get it.
See, you have to acknowledge the existence of an idea before it can take root.
And I can't read.

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already had the boomerflu; confirmed nothingburger

Help me get rid of the pozz, I tried vodka with no success, what about anal candles?!?

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pol missed a trick, if you're infected and reply to someone, they should have a chance of getting infected too

Mask bro’s will be the last to live

I need a test stat!

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I don't feel so good.

Am I safe????

Anyone else having trouble with their sense of smell?

RIP

STAY AWAY

Bo

Good boy COOF COOF!!!

OK THANKS GOD IVE EATEN ALL THESE SOPAS

Actually maybe they didn't, it seems to be sperading

WHERE ARE THE TESTS
GOVERNOR CUOMO PLS

am I still okay?

N-nurgle?

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A FUCKING LEAF

wew lad

Good boy natural o type blood immunity here

Last night while posting against the shills here on the Corona threads I suddenly came to a dreadful but irrefutable conclusion.

A Corona Virus infection cannot be eradicated from a body. Once infected you're infected for life.

No immunity can be built up against it because it uses the immune system's antibodies to further infect and create cytokine storms in various organs which are Ebola level devastating.

It's highly communicable but indiscernable since a carrier can be contagious while not displaying symptoms.

The death rate is deceptive since it has only been circulating for a very short time, weeks in most places. Thus we only see it's initial onset and that is displayed with it wiping out the very old and sick. Since it is incurable and can reinfect multiple times in one sufferer, we have no idea what it will do 5 months 5 years or even 10 years down the line. It could be 80% fatal, even more regardless of age or health. Eventually it will wear down just about everybody except some few freaks of nature destined to be the progenitors of a new race of men.

Thus it could be the ultimate threat to humanity. And so I reached my irrefutable conclusion.

Quarantine is going to prove futile under the current plan. 1 month 2 months, 3 months, are irrelevant. No matter how long you quarantine the disease will come back because there will be survivors who have recovered. But as I said above all recoveries are temporary and in the end these survivors will start the spread of the disease again.

Thus we must eradicate everyone who has it. This will be very dangerous and I propose it be carried out by armored vehicles with the soldiers inside under full biological combat warfare conditions. All sorts of weapons must be used, even flamethrowers. The entire planet must be scoured for the infected and regardless of race or age or sex all infected must be wiped off the map immediately and then burned. There can be no exceptions.

immune aryans report in

It's fake news. There's no proof of poster to poster transmission. Every infected poster clicked pics in mlp

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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FUCK I M POSITIVE LADS

*cough*

not gonna work rat

testing

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WHERES MY FUCKING MONEY??

Totally looks like it...

Cooooof

*COOFS VIOLENTLY*

my Aryan blood will protect me

Coofing on all you faggots

t. Seattle

both of you are very close to reaching full infection, you can tell by how many fucked up symbols are around "Anonymous"

coof

Nooooooo

( ( ( S O C I A L _ D I S T A N C I N G ) ) )

Be careful guys the sick are trying to get in.

Its okay i'm disinfecting the thread. Standby

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Yes feed me your energy

Coof

coof coof

Nurgle sent me. He says NUKE CHINA

OHNONONO

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guys I'm..... I'm gonn..... I'm gonna... COOOF

hope you don't mind

*cough* *cough* *cough*

ITS TOO LATE user YOU HAVE TO KILL ME

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That is really a dumb fucking phrase

I´m am immune! AHAHAH...ops

Coof with me brother

Still clean

COOF

>Coofing on all you faggots
>t. Seattle
You caught it from a fruit bat you bought and made into soup, from the Pike's Place Market. A fat nigger woman sold it to you. You should have bought that severed human arm she had on ice, "bush meat" she called it.

Cooferino

cough cough

oh GOD THEY'RE IN THE THREAD

snort

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IT'S JUST THE FLU BRO

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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coof coof

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Based Satan infection trips. Witness me.

ok coofer

YOU TOO

WE NEED TO STAY SIX (YOU)S APART FROM EACH OTHER
FLATTEN THE CURVE

COOF COOF

Nice. I made it in before i got infected

*Cough*

I am immune.

*coof coof*
I uh.... what do you mean user?

>WOJAK.JPG

Lol

HUGH HUGH GHUGH ahh..... owch CUGH CIUGH HWUGHE

Brought some food for us. Anyone want some tendies?

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1

Join. Us.

i havent been green yet, why?

NOOOO

Fuck off!!!

coof coof

*achoo*

Day gorillion and thirteen: Still a nothingburger... *yawn*
t. Gary

Picture it! Salvation!

THE CHOSEN ONE

jesus whats going on

>Brought some food for us. Anyone want some tendies?
Typical American; more fried batter than meat.

!!