Test

Does anyone want to join a militia?

Coof coof

Cough!
Cough!
Cough!

Reply and I will infect you...

*cough*

Everything is going to be just fine

Repent anons the end of this board is nigh

cough cough

Infect me and I will reply. Wa-

take me anonchan

ree

I'm ready.

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Guys it's fine I'm asymptomatic

reply to me, fren

Dr. Purr help me

*cough*

pls

is this a free coronavirus test where if the borders of your post are green, you are pozzed?
test

Guys . . . I think Yas Forums is at the center of the outbreak. How bad is it on Yas Forums and /x/ rn?

nice!

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a-am I safe?

WHATS GOING ON

coof

im not sick

WE NEED 6 GORILLION VENTILATORS

c00f

OH FUCK IM GONNA COOOOOOOF

OY MATE! YOU GOT A LOICENCE FOR THAT THERE FUCKING POST! YOU ARE TO BE QUARANTINED!

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I just took two aspirins. I think I'm gonna be okay.

Pls

poz my neghole daddy

coof

RIP

Based mods cleansing Yas Forums.

BLESS ME NURGLE! I GIVE MY BODY AS SUSTENANCE FOR YOUR TEEMING VIRULENCE!

WOOF coof coof WOOF

Sure you are champ...

prolly

Everything looks fine in here

nigger stay the fuck off this board

You're fucked

Go to 4chans quarantine board

Guys... I don’t feel so goo-

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Kek

I have the cure, reply to me if you want to be pozzed with it.

Adios Amigo

coof

Yo fuck this shit im not replying to ANY of you niggers

It is too late for me... I can feel the corruption growing stronger.

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F ma boy

can't infect when all I do is lurk

coof whats happening to our names? coof coof

hmm

I'm feeling faint

Good goy remember social distancing

Fucking coofers

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This is patient zero right here.

Coof

I don't believe it
>coof

Sure, user...everything is going to be just fine.

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I don't wanna die...Help.

New Cases in the Past Hour: 1718 — Board Infection Level: Minimal
>New Cases in the Past Hour: 1718 — Board Infection Level: Minimal
New Cases in the Past Hour: 1718 — Board Infection Level: Minimal
>New Cases in the Past Hour: 1718 — Board Infection Level: Minimal
New Cases in the Past Hour: 1718 — Board Infection Level: Minimal
>New Cases in the Past Hour: 1718 — Board Infection Level: Minimal

In the name of the father and the son and the Holy Spirit. Please let user recover. Amen

DO NOT REPLY TO GREEN POSTERS
DO NOT PARTICIPATE IN GREEN THREADS

COOFCOOF

It's going up!

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