PSA

Soon

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Dont worry bros we will be safe just dont reply to the infected

I've been attempting to get infected, but got nothing yet.

AM I BEING DETAINED

Q predicted that

WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON HOW DO YOU AVOID INFECTION DID THE CORONAVIRUS EVOLVE TO INFECT COMPUTERS I DONT WANT TO DIE POL

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This is ridiculous. As if hiroshimoot would know whos a glow nigger.

Reply to this post or your mother will die in her sleep tonight.

>cough cough

But I'm not a glowie....

Ok glownigger

Woah bro, might want to see a doctor..

Hey anons it's my bday

ho ree shiet

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i-it's just a flu, right?

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251314240
FULLY INFECTED
6 FEET PLEASE

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These posters are bots

If gookmoot is doing something beneficial? Shooked.

An advanced case.

christ mate.

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you don't look so good user... you feeling okay?

hey thats not true lets talk about sex in the city instead

Yes

IT EVOLVED

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Still not infected, i am immune

Do red next. With a potato emoji...pl0x

Day of the glow

based

pls delete your posts

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>how much virus you got?
>all of it

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I want to be infected

>gets infected

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Test

All confirmd

pozzed now bitch *skeeet*hhhaaackCOUuuuuufffhhh*

not anymore

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I feel fine.

J-just the flu, I think...

user... you're...

I'm so sorry

checked, mr. Smith

no u

pozz'd

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

What the fuck is happening? I don't get it. Why are some anons glowing? Is the world going to die?

We're all glowies here.

stay safe boys

Just as I expected.. it seems that the 'A̸ǹ͡oń̡ymous ' text is producing a glowing green hue around the posts of those who assume said text as their identifier. Some coding malfunction I assume?

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*cough* wh-what have you done to me?!

>no u

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coof

Kill this nigger with the fire rope

Bunch of bug chasers in this thread.

I wish I had it.

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Patient zero replied to a post, if they reply to your post you get the gookmoot flu

Don't reply to glowniggers or they will infect you too.

Bless me with your glowie aids, Mr Smiths.

>Doesn't have mjolnir
heh piss off coofers

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just the flu bro

Degeneracy is simply a soviet psyop out of control and left to its own devices.

WOAAAAAAAAAAH
IS THAT IT YOU FUCKING JANNIES
IS THAT WHAT YOU GOT FOR US?
WHAT DID JANNIOES MEAN BY THIS?

I'm jelly. Take me with you!

this is thread is moving so fast that nobody will notice that I'm covid-19 positive and proud

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hey buddy hows it hangen?

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Aaaaahhhhhhhhhh

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hit them with your car

OH FUG, I HOPE I DONT GET IT.

what do we even DO

>faggot green coof

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES
COME ON, BRING ON WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY THIS?
IS THIS DAY OF THE ROPE GLOWIE STYLE?

I cannot get it. I AM IMMUNE

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it's just faggots that literally pay to shitpost, isn't it?

You seem sick get away from me!!!

I accept Papa Nurgle's gifts.

DURR
OK CHANG
50 RUBLES HAVE BEEN DESPOSITED

PLEASE VISIT STRAWPOLL
SHOULD WE NUKE CHINA

WE SHOULD REALLY NUKE CHINA NOW, SINCE THE HKG COLOR REVOLUTION FAILEd

CHINA IS A HOLOCAUST IN XINJIANG. SIX MILLION MUSLIMS

ITS NOT A BIOWEAPON FROM THE US

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Huh?

Fuuuuu

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Aliens disclosure on Easter, stay in doors or you will get pozzed by amnesia inducing flash

boomer

DEATH TO Yas Forums

Truthpilled

We wait for death, same as usual.

get outa here

checked

immune frens report in

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OH SHIT I'M FEELING IT
youtube.com/watch?v=cdmhyEqCINM

It's just the flu guys.

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is it working?

STOP TOUCHING PEOPLE.

IM GOING TO HAVE A GOOD TIME VISITING /tg/ TODAY WITH MY GIFTS

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lol

naturally immune
coofers on self disconnect ventilator watch

r u Chinese by chance?

IM IMMUNE BITCH

COOF ALL YOU WANT AHAHAHAHAH

He’s lying trust me

Deploy the Zyklon!

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I want to get pozzed

REEEEEEEEEEEEE

GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM YOU DISGUSTING COOFER

Bullshit. Theres not nearly enough infected posters for that to be the case.

Nope, im immune.

A new strain???!?

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If I touch you do I get pozzed

cringe

AYOOO WE CLEAN BOIS

Hire me

I want to join the glow-side

WAIT SHIT, I DIDN'T MEAN IT.

Someone coof on me

reeeeeeeeeeee
get out

Nigger

I just got pozzed how long until I start glowing???

*snip snip*
disconnecting your ventilators, nothing personal coofers

GET THE FUCK OUT

Wait so for April fools gook moot thought to add random infected posters in the middle of a global pandemic?
That's pretty fucking savage

OH FUCK AHHHHHHHH *COOF COOF COOF*

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/M8UpmE7

It's ok user, I'm not racist. Come here for a cuddle.

I don’t want to be immune reeeEEEE

Coof

*coof coof* sorry user I'm just *cooooofing* *coof* just a little sick *sniffles*

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EVERYONE SUIT UP

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too late

>Anonymous
>Anonym̵̡ous (

WAIT WHAT
NO
FUCK NO
I WAS SUPPOSED TO BE IMMUNE

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I'm gonna coof

Aaaaa bros what's going on

It would be extremely infectious.

Test

Guy's it's not *cough* that fucking *cough* serious.

Noice

Corona is the new hip thing, all the cool kids have it

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Roll

Dont cough on me nig

I THOUGHT I WAS IMMUNE

WTF HIROSHIMA WHY DID YOU NAGASAKI MY IMMUNITY

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*BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP*

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Sjzjd

noo

just flu

OH GOD IM COOFING AAAAAH

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...

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Begone!

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Everyone will be infected..... There is no stopping it.

Dont reply to post
>seperate all text with green
Increase roundness of the curves

patient zero

vcvddvd

I-I don't feel so well.....

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ain't no bugs on me,
No, There Ain't no bugs on ME
There might be BUGS on some of you MUGS,
BUUUUT there AIN'T no bugs on MEEE

NOOOOO WHY DID I SNIFF

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Glow check 1,2..1,2...

UGGH MY PINGY

poz me daddy

nigger

dddddddd

I don't feel so good

These April Fool's pranks always detract from the fun on here...

You have to post right before or after an infected to get it

I will never be a glow in the dark.

2spoopy4me

Nothing to see here

How does one find out if theyre
*cough cough* infected

This is stupid

Why does my anonymous look weird

abandon thread, glowies are here

its over...

is it infectious?

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Guys I feel fine.

test

you replied to infected chinese posters

guys... I can't breathe so well anymore.

please take this more seriously than I did

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Caugh caugh

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no we arent
stop spreading false info

And in poor taste

Leaf btfo in his pozzhole