April Fools thread

ITT we get infected with greenposts

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How do I greenpost?

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I'm coofing

It’s complicated rarefren

I’m immune!

BUT WHY DO YOU WANT TO SPREAD THE CORONA?

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please delete this post.

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He's unironically a bugchaser

Reply to infected

Peabuttnutter 4 eva!

weed

I am infected

I wanna get pozzed

>HAHA APRIL FLUS XDD

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Why DON'T you want to spread the word of our Lord and Saviour Corona-chan?

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Sure thing here ya go

Kiss me corona chan, please

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Lol

hmm.. Thanks

lucky you

I don't think this years april fools is going to produce a lot of titty posts

*coof*

Oh fug it's happening

Why hello there.

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Reply to me and find out user

Kys

Hail Hastur

Not yet.

time to bugchase

HOW DO I GREENPOST

Ruh roh

IM GONNA COOF̶M

I don't want to be infected, thanks

*coof*

plz

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what is going on?

fagtrons

gonna suck coronachan's toes today

Hip hip hooray!
Green is spring!

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Alright so what's the April Fools joke this year?

so the fire rises fren

Peeps! Team mini be hoes.

REPLY TO ME TO GET INFECT

Hmmm I shan't perhaps

He's going to be alright, right guys?

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So greens are LITERALLY Glow niggers? Mods...are based?

>Litterally the end of the world
NOW is the time to laugh you faggot.

Is this minislut? Do you have the album?

Hell yea boi

Test

What's this
I try catching the bug but nothing happens
Almost as if it's... a nothingburger

i sure hope so

Digital coronavirus

reply to this post or you get infected irl

>fishing for yous
you reply to me to infect me.

No u

Bless me

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here we go

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your test came back negative user.

Holy fuck kek what is this

*coof* *coof*
Probably just my AIDS

I'm glad you guys think it's funny to make light of the virus. People are dying y'all.

dude i dont even know

DO NOT reply to green posters

I have caught the coof

FUCK JANNIES

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Oh no

Can someone just tell me how the fuck this works

Oh no

HAIL NURGLE HE IS WITH US

fug

This is starting to get spooky

Covfefe

AAAAAAAAHHHHH

GIVE IT TO ME HOLY FUCK

Can you shake my hand user?

wtf

lol

AHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

Oh shit fuck

uhhhhh

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OH

FUCK

imagine dying to a coofer

OH FUG

I think my strain is pretty weak, god bless aussie genes

AHHH NIGGERMAN SAVE ME

but I already got the greens things.

I don’t feel so good frens

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hugs, user

hugs

Damn, this nigger needs a ventilator asap.

let me spread pappa Nurgle's blessing at least on ze basket weaving board!

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Would it work if I have a dynamic IP?

Coof

Shit man how are you even still alive?

wtf is going on

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It's okay there's more threads than infected

>:DDDDD

woah

...

cooooof coooof coooof

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@251312651
Oh fuck. Not replying to you nigga. Stay away from my fucking posts.

ĶÎĽĹ HĮM

Ok glownigger

Don't coof on me

nigger

no nigga

Give me the virus faggot

*cough* *cough*

I NEED A HERO

Stay away from me you CIA niggers

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>tfw spic
Fear me corona chan

Getting a virus test done on this board rn

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JUST A FLU
JUST A FLU
JUST A FLU
JUST A FLU

I'll PM you how

oh no, you better stay 6 proxies away

give me (you) oh blessed one!

*cough* checked

Blessed be Nurgle-sama pbuh

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FUUUUUUUUUUUUU

Don't do it......
user...
Seriously..
Don't do it user!
Please!!!
STAY AWAY!!!!
NOOOOOOOO

Practice proper Post Spacing, lads.

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Fuck Team peeps, it's all about peanut butter

niggers

Walk it off nigger it's just a flu bro.

Cough! Cough! I'm not feeling too good anons. I think that bat soup I had for dinner isn't sitting well with me.

guys.... what's going on?

>tfw not infect

even coronachan doesnt want me

Also fuck off mini. PB masterrace

NICE POST GREENFRIEND

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nigger

DUDE!!!!!!!! GET OUT

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niggers

too late mofo

umm excuse you?

NOOOO NIGGERMAN I'M GOING INSANE AAAAAAA

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you got it, dude

*lick*

What did you do to your "Anonymous" name?
Many are like that.
I want funny "Anonymous" name!
I got the green thing!

am I infected?

*coof*

Start coofing

nigger

Oh no

Reroll

Someone pls give me high five so I can coof in peace.

There is nothing wrong with niggers, you should import some of them to improve your demographics and be a respected world citizen.

rip

How are you feeling?

Rent free.

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But I feel fine fren

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Ayy caramba

wubbalubbadubdub

Barack onigger approves of this

oh THANK you!!!! based and spreaderpilled fren!
btw, for once mod faggots came up with really funny and entertaining idea

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trust me bro
You do not want this COOF

Pls spare some hydrocholorequine

Power me up anons, I need (YOU)s

STOP YOU'RE GOING TO SPREAD IT

infext

is this the april fools thing?
glowies?
aight

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it's nothing you niggers

IT'S OVER!

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coof coof

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Goys I'm not feeling too good.

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die spicnigger
>251313111
I would but you were a dick lol

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for ze Nurgle!

Am i immune br0thers

NO.
I'M IMMUNE!

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coofing isnt the way

I'm pretty sure it goes off of IP and depending how infected your region is is how green your post is.

I have cancer

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Use my seed to power your ass

coof

oh fuck

Nigger

your mom gay

PAPA NURGLE HAS BLESSED US

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Epstein killed himself.

Well then

Only if you give it to me brother.

Lets get closer than just 6 feet

Coof coof coof

It’s just a flu you bigot

just a greenpost!

Is canada past its peak yet?
replying to an infected or having infected reply to you gives you a chance of getting infected. Once you get infected its over user.

>>coof

lick

*breathes deeply*

*DAB*

infected

k i should be coofed now

Is this gonna follow me around?

Hey guys I am infected, herd immunity, reply to me and I'll reply to you

Fuck you fucker.

SPREAD THE JOY
-Dan Kuroto

breathe on me!

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coof

*coof coof* /mlp/ sends its regards

HAIL COOF

just a flu bro lmao

MUAHAHAHAHAHA

wow so funny le meme xDDD

it's beginning

*muffled gratitude noises

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