ITT we get infected with greenposts
April Fools thread
How do I greenpost?
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I'm coofing
It’s complicated rarefren
I’m immune!
BUT WHY DO YOU WANT TO SPREAD THE CORONA?
please delete this post.
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He's unironically a bugchaser
Reply to infected
Peabuttnutter 4 eva!
weed
I am infected
I wanna get pozzed
>HAHA APRIL FLUS XDD
Why DON'T you want to spread the word of our Lord and Saviour Corona-chan?
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Sure thing here ya go
Kiss me corona chan, please
Lol
hmm.. Thanks
lucky you
I don't think this years april fools is going to produce a lot of titty posts
*coof*
Oh fug it's happening
Why hello there.
Reply to me and find out user
Kys
Hail Hastur
Not yet.
time to bugchase
HOW DO I GREENPOST
Ruh roh
IM GONNA COOF̶M
I don't want to be infected, thanks
*coof*
plz
what is going on?
fagtrons
gonna suck coronachan's toes today
Hip hip hooray!
Green is spring!
Alright so what's the April Fools joke this year?
so the fire rises fren
Peeps! Team mini be hoes.
REPLY TO ME TO GET INFECT
Hmmm I shan't perhaps
He's going to be alright, right guys?
So greens are LITERALLY Glow niggers? Mods...are based?
>Litterally the end of the world
NOW is the time to laugh you faggot.
Is this minislut? Do you have the album?
Hell yea boi
Test
What's this
I try catching the bug but nothing happens
Almost as if it's... a nothingburger
i sure hope so
Digital coronavirus
reply to this post or you get infected irl
>fishing for yous
you reply to me to infect me.
No u
Bless me
here we go
your test came back negative user.
Holy fuck kek what is this
*coof* *coof*
Probably just my AIDS
I'm glad you guys think it's funny to make light of the virus. People are dying y'all.
dude i dont even know
DO NOT reply to green posters
I have caught the coof
FUCK JANNIES
Oh no
Can someone just tell me how the fuck this works
Oh no
HAIL NURGLE HE IS WITH US
fug
This is starting to get spooky
Covfefe
AAAAAAAAHHHHH
GIVE IT TO ME HOLY FUCK
Can you shake my hand user?
wtf
lol
AHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
Oh shit fuck
uhhhhh
OH
FUCK
imagine dying to a coofer
OH FUG
I think my strain is pretty weak, god bless aussie genes
AHHH NIGGERMAN SAVE ME
but I already got the greens things.
I don’t feel so good frens
hugs, user
hugs
Damn, this nigger needs a ventilator asap.
let me spread pappa Nurgle's blessing at least on ze basket weaving board!
Would it work if I have a dynamic IP?
Coof
Shit man how are you even still alive?
wtf is going on
It's okay there's more threads than infected
>:DDDDD
woah
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cooooof coooof coooof
@251312651
Oh fuck. Not replying to you nigga. Stay away from my fucking posts.
ĶÎĽĹ HĮM
Ok glownigger
Don't coof on me
nigger
no nigga
Give me the virus faggot
*cough* *cough*
I NEED A HERO
Stay away from me you CIA niggers
>tfw spic
Fear me corona chan
Getting a virus test done on this board rn
JUST A FLU
JUST A FLU
JUST A FLU
JUST A FLU
I'll PM you how
oh no, you better stay 6 proxies away
give me (you) oh blessed one!
*cough* checked
Blessed be Nurgle-sama pbuh
FUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Don't do it......
user...
Seriously..
Don't do it user!
Please!!!
STAY AWAY!!!!
NOOOOOOOO
Practice proper Post Spacing, lads.
Fuck Team peeps, it's all about peanut butter
niggers
Walk it off nigger it's just a flu bro.
Cough! Cough! I'm not feeling too good anons. I think that bat soup I had for dinner isn't sitting well with me.
guys.... what's going on?
>tfw not infect
even coronachan doesnt want me
Also fuck off mini. PB masterrace
NICE POST GREENFRIEND
nigger
DUDE!!!!!!!! GET OUT
niggers
too late mofo
umm excuse you?
NOOOO NIGGERMAN I'M GOING INSANE AAAAAAA
you got it, dude
*lick*
What did you do to your "Anonymous" name?
Many are like that.
I want funny "Anonymous" name!
I got the green thing!
am I infected?
*coof*
Start coofing
nigger
Oh no
Reroll
Someone pls give me high five so I can coof in peace.
There is nothing wrong with niggers, you should import some of them to improve your demographics and be a respected world citizen.
rip
How are you feeling?
Rent free.
But I feel fine fren
Ayy caramba
wubbalubbadubdub
Barack onigger approves of this
oh THANK you!!!! based and spreaderpilled fren!
btw, for once mod faggots came up with really funny and entertaining idea
trust me bro
You do not want this COOF
Pls spare some hydrocholorequine
Power me up anons, I need (YOU)s
STOP YOU'RE GOING TO SPREAD IT
infext
is this the april fools thing?
glowies?
aight
it's nothing you niggers
IT'S OVER!
coof coof
Goys I'm not feeling too good.
die spicnigger
>251313111
I would but you were a dick lol
for ze Nurgle!
Am i immune br0thers
NO.
I'M IMMUNE!
coofing isnt the way
I'm pretty sure it goes off of IP and depending how infected your region is is how green your post is.
I have cancer
Use my seed to power your ass
coof
oh fuck
Nigger
your mom gay
PAPA NURGLE HAS BLESSED US
Epstein killed himself.
Well then
Only if you give it to me brother.
Lets get closer than just 6 feet
Coof coof coof
It’s just a flu you bigot
just a greenpost!
Is canada past its peak yet?
replying to an infected or having infected reply to you gives you a chance of getting infected. Once you get infected its over user.
>>coof
lick
*breathes deeply*
*DAB*
infected
k i should be coofed now
Is this gonna follow me around?
Hey guys I am infected, herd immunity, reply to me and I'll reply to you
Fuck you fucker.
SPREAD THE JOY
-Dan Kuroto
breathe on me!
coof
*coof coof* /mlp/ sends its regards
HAIL COOF
just a flu bro lmao
MUAHAHAHAHAHA
wow so funny le meme xDDD
it's beginning
*muffled gratitude noises