/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2790

OKITA-SAN, WHAT DID YOU DO TO ME?!

SPREAD IT, BOYS. WIPE OUT THE NIGGERS AND KIKES cough cough

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wear your fucking mask faggots
>spends 10s of dollars on a respirator
>never wears it to the store

fucking why?

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Yas Forums will gain herd immunity first. The virus will only kill namefags

no green posters allowed
go coof somewhere else

FUTURES DOWN OVER 3%
FUTURES DOWN OVER 3%
FUTURES DOWN OVER 3%
FUTURES DOWN OVER 3%
FUTURES DOWN OVER 3%
investing.com/indices/indices-futures

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>tfw no mommywife to quarantine with
its not fair bros

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COVID-4C only affects Tripfags and phonefags, ITS LITERALLY NOTHING
JUST A FLU

IT'S JUST THE FLU BRO

cough
cough
cough

Not enough

Please don’t ever let it stop

Just got on furlough what does it mean

Do not worry. Japan's holding of the 4chncup will not be affected by the April Fools virus.

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still not infected larp harder niggers

give me gf

April Fools Yas Forumsirus thread

I’ve been pondering the history of flu pandemics and the history of tobacco use. It turns out there is a interesting parallel between between a particular method of tobacco use and flu pandemics. Flu outbreaks are essentially a 20th-century phenomenon. I still remember being surprised when I read a physician’s memoir from the 1800s in which he states he had never seen a case of the flu until the Russian flu pandemic of 1889, and no doctor he knew had ever seen one until then, either.

There was a profound change in tobacco habits that began to take place in the late 1800s which picked up a lot of momentum in the early 1900s. In the 1800s, the majority of people who imbibed tobacco CHEWED it. Yes, there were pipe smokers, but there there way, way more chewers in proportion. Chewing was a insanely common habit. I was bemused, many years ago, to listen to my grandmother and her female friends discussing how all the women in their mother’s and grandmother’s generations chewed tobacco. But then there came a wave of social change, and being a chewer was no longer respectable. It was labelled dirty and disgusting because of the habit of spitting tobacco juice, and spittoons began to vanish from public places.

But the most important thing here is, CHEWING LEAVES YOUR LUNGS ALONE.

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SPREAD ME BOI

There they go again, those Wuhan Warriors.

twitter.com/ellieli54464433/status/1244990498940399617?s=21

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CONFIRMED COMMUNITY SPREAD

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Poor argiebro, having to make threads all day today for this goofy ass bullshit

They uppy downy line gods really didn’t like the news yesterday.

BLAAAAAAARRRARAGRAGRSGAGRAGARAG

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*hurrrgh* *cough* *cough* *cough* *hrrhg* *cough*

*cough cough* Damn CDC!

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Will also get the corona green now? What do you need to become a green poster, it seems like making anons in threads panic.

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*coof*

Fuuuck im not feeling so good

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THE SOURCE ITS AT Yas Forums

I am immune.

More of these please

Self Isolate user

So what took the place of chewing? Cigarette smoking. Rolling machines were invented in the 1800s that created a cheap, mass-produced cylinder that began to take off in popularity. Let me quote Wiki here: “Production climbed markedly when another cigarette-making machine was developed in the 1880s by James Albert Bonsack, which vastly increased the productivity of cigarette companies, which went from making about 40,000 hand-rolled cigarettes daily to around 4 million.”

In other words, a bunch of chewers, shamed into giving up their quid, were looking around for a cheap and less socially disgraceful way to imbibe tobacco just as cigarette use really began to take off. In fact, sales of cigarettes were probably driven by those trying to find an alternative that was more socially acceptable.

But oddly enough, this vast expansion in cigarette use coincided with the first great flu pandemic, the Russian flu outbreak of 1889.

In 1918, you had a wave of young men off the farm being mobilized for war. Many of them showed up at boot camp away from the parental eye for the first time, and many of them were introduced to the cigarette smoking habit there. Let me quote Wiki again here about tobacco marketing: “Free or subsidized branded cigarettes were distributed to troops during World War I. Demand for cigarettes in North America, which had been roughly doubling every five years, began to rise even faster, now approximately tripling during the four years of war.”

So, an awful lot of young men suddenly started damaging their lungs right before the 1918 flu pandemic hit. That’s very interesting.

As Louis Pasteur said: “It’s not the germ. It’s the terrain.”

thanks for trying

Argiebro did more for humanity than the who

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TERMINAL CASE ON /vp/

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OH GOD LADS SHE GOT ME SHE GOT ME AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

ALL POSTERS BE ADVISED

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I'll be ok right guys?

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Shit shit shit

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>slowly 1 million
IMAGINE

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people with big dicks don't get infected. that's why china/italy/florida have been hit so hard. come at me niggas

We’ve had flu with us ever since. But you know what? SMOKERS ARE VIRAL INCUBATORS THAT ENDANGER NONSMOKERS.

Smokers have more trouble recovering from respiratory illnesses than nonsmokers do. They get sick more often, and they take longer to recover. Because of this, smokers develop a heavier viral load than a normal person would. When a healthy, normal person comes in contact with a smoker carrying a massive viral load, that healthy person can acquire part of that massive load and became very ill. A healthy person could easily fight off the occasional stray respiratory virus found in nature. The human immune system copes with that quite easily. But if you put healthy people around a lot of very sick people with huge viral loads, even the healthy people will become sick.

Basically, when you have a respiratory pandemic that breaks out, it’s because all the smokers in the population are being used by the virus as walking incubators that dramatically boosts the virus’ reproduction and range of spread.

Smokers really do a heck of a lot of damage to nonsmokers, as well as to themselves

Any lockdown anons playing bannerlord now that its out?

OH IRONY

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its all a larp u cant get it from replying or (you)s this is boring

sorry hermano

GETOUT GETOUT GETOUT

STOP IT! STOOOOP!

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Why do we even have the stock market? Kinda gay that random people can crash our entire economic system cuz muh feerz tbdesu

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Embrace

Death

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guys i caught the Yas Forumsirus and won't be able to post any more updates, have my final graph

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lol

STOP

DONT post if you are sick, mind the others!!!
WE LIVE IN A SOCIETY

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ARE YOU cough ING YET?

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China seems to have won
Its containment measures have been effective , and its economy is strong .
China has won. It destroyed Europe and the United States. It is now a world leader. Soon everyone will be bowing to China.

Its condition is the best of all countries, its economy is not affected, its competitors are destroyed. This is a sure victory for our brothers over the Western faggots
i'm the proud successor of the Mongol greatness, as well as China. We are brothers in blood and spirit. Both we and they are heirs to the Mongol Empire. We have the same blood and the same history.
Russians and Chinese are brothers by blood and spirit. Ofcourse we will benefit from their total dominance over the world

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RIP BONG

GET THE FLAMMENWERFER

it's nothing user poo poo pee pee sneeds more in a day

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Oh fuck yeah spread it

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HAIL NURGLE

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Wat

Why Italy?

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It's the same person, every time, posting this on every god damn thread. Are you autistic? Is this just what you do? I don't understand why you post this. I'm truly astonished. It would be great if you actually posted something worthwhile but instead you post this shit. Every god damn thread you post this shit. it isn't funny, it never was. Being annoying isn't trolling. Doing this kind of shit is more akin to being a fucking moron. You're probably sitting there, laughing to yourself like: aye, gottem again! stop it. stop it stop it stop it stop it. I'm so fucking tired of this horse shit. Take the knife your mom keeps in the drawer next to the oven and slit your god damn throat you miserable piece of shit. I hope you rot in hell.

Any crisis is an opportunity. China took advantage of them better than others
1. China has effectively prepared for a new generation of biological warfare. We conducted exercises and showed the world a master class and inefficiency against China.
2. Conducted a census of the population. Quickly and efficiently.
3. Tightened the digital dictatorship. Control of social networks and all communications.
4. We created a system for quickly calculating all the social connections of the desired individual: who contacts them, who was traveling in the car, where they were, and who they communicated with.
5. All illegal immigrants were identified and many were expelled from the country.
6. Many foreigners were expelled in a soft regime. They themselves sought to evacuate. The rest were identified and brought under control.
7. We have worked out a mechanism for mass and abrupt blocking of the entire country.
8. They showed the world what China is capable of. Putting 1.5 billion people in full quarantine and putting masks on all of them is powerful, just like building a mega-hospital in a week.
9. The whole country has been taught how to maintain hygiene.
10. They passed a law prohibiting the use of wild animals for food, which is the norm for many provinces.
11. They showed the world how dependent it is on China
12. They froze production chains around the world, triggering a global crisis.
13. The use of drones and automated tracking devices is being massively introduced in the police and response services.
14. The creation of mass thermal imaging systems with automatic calculation of specified anomalies has been worked out.
15. The algorithms for working with face recognition cameras have been upgraded due to the fact that people wear masks.now, a person's gait is also taken into account in identity recognition.
16. Automatic product delivery systems are being created massively and quickly.

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didn't the virus start with a bat? I see no bats infecting people

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Just a cold. Viruses don’t exist either, can't see them.

Based Yas Forums became 4chans Wuhan, soon the real spot of plague will be moved on google earth as well.

bill, you're looking a little sick there

YES

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DAMMIT HOW DO WE COMBAT THIS VIRUS

FUCK YOU! I knew it, you're a spreader!

17. The electronic concentration camp system has been developed.
18. Protests in Hong Kong have stopped and the influence of the Chinese government there has grown.
19. The main thing is that while the world continues to fall into a crisis funnel, China is already out of it and ready:
- buy up cheaper assets
- help financially weak States by increasing their global influence
- play on the decline in oil (already abandoned Russian contracts)
- create new alliances and alliances.
And everything that happens, after completion, will lead to the renewal of the world order.

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fuck run

*COUGH*
*COUGH*

#filmyourhospital is a fucking chinese psyop to keep people spreading the virus.

First off, it gets idiots to go to the hospitals, which will of course be fucking emtpy half the fucking world is in quarantine and everyone is screaming about social distancing, but it gets people outside to crowd around potential infectious areas.

I mean, most other types of care and appointments in hospitals have been cancelled too, and for Covid-19 you have quarantine areas.

How can you guys fall for that fucking psyop.

COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

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NEED ADVICE
NEED ADVICE

so im making my bi weekly shopping trip tomorrow
how do i stock up but also avoid carts? all the stores are out of wipes for the cart i guess i could take my own but what about all the groceries? how did i know some nigger didnt coof all over everything or some zoomer stocker is sick? do i have to fucking DECON my god damn bananas?

WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON HERE??

HELP US

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When do u think all the armies of the world would join together and begin the dropping of bombs on Province Hua Bea and other Chiner cities?

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The captchas get harder every time until you can no longer post at all. It was nice knowing you /cvg/

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someone stick him into a hazmat suit NOW

GREEN POSTERS ARE CARRIES ONLY. REPLY TO GET INFECTED BUT NOT DIE. SPREAD IT TO THE NIGGERS, KIKES AND JANNIES. RACEWAR NOW

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Or they're just lying about it. You'd prolly know how that goes wouldn't ya Ivan. I mean, you cheat in the olympics almost as much as they do.

Only non infected are allowed to post below this line
__________________________________

Forced leave of absence with no pay.

Coof on me user

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Set yourself on fire. It's the only way.

Dammit, they're in the country. Shoot them!

Why hasn't Japan upfated their numbers, hmm...

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OC lads. Made an edit of a lookalike from previous thread.

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COUGH COUGH

GET AWAY FROM ME REEEEEEEEEEEEE

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stay away from me, bong

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Not for long

>COUNTRIES LIST
United States 188,578 (4,055) Italy 105,792 (12,428) Spain 95,923 (8,464) China 81,554 (3,312) Germany 71,808 (775) France 52,128 (3,523) Iran 44,605 (2,898) United Kingdom 25,150 (1,789) Switzerland 16,605 (433) Turkey 13,531 (214) Belgium 12,775 (705) Netherlands 12,595 (1,039) Austria 10,180 (128) South Korea 9,887 (165) Canada 8,612 (101) Portugal 7,443 (160) Brazil 5,812 (202) Israel 5,358 (20) Australia 4,860 (21) Norway 4,641 (39) Sweden 4,435 (180) Czech Republic 3,308 (31) Ireland 3,235 (71) Denmark 2,860 (90) Malaysia 2,766 (43) Chile 2,738 (12) Russia 2,337 (17) Poland 2,311 (33) Ecuador 2,302 (79) Romania 2,245 (82) Japan 2,178 (57) Luxembourg 2,178 (23) Philippines 2,084 (88) Pakistan 2,039 (26) Thailand 1,771 (12) India 1,590 (45) Saudi Arabia 1,563 (10) Indonesia 1,528 (136) Finland 1,418 (17) South Africa 1,353 (5) Greece 1,314 (49) Mexico 1,215 (29) Panama 1,181 (30) Iceland 1,135 (2) Dominican Republic 1,109 (51)…

>LATEST CHANGES
United States +48 (+2) China +36 (+7) South Korea +101 (+3) Brazil +95 (+1) Australia +97 (+1) Thailand +120 (+2) India +193 (+10) Mexico +121 (+1) Kazakhstan +20 (+1) Honduras +31 (+3) Bolivia +8 (+1) Trinidad & Tobago +2 (+1) Pakistan +101 New Zealand +61 Hungary +33 Bulgaria +13 Afghanistan +22 Uzbekistan +1 Nigeria +4 Haiti +1 Bahamas +1 Suriname +1 Caribbean Netherlands +2…

>FULL LISTS
pastebin.com/raw/S29XMKEr

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I hope soon, corona chan will bless me and make a green poster.

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SOMEONE NEEDS TO INFECT GARY

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1 million celebration thread this weekend. Put the champagne on ice lads.

Fuck this is spreading fast

>post literally fucking glows in the dark
what is this

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Stay 4.5 meters away or you get stabbed.

Thank you.

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NOTHINGBURGER

what the fuck?
test test test test

ok

shieeeet

I think my case has advanced
*cough cough*

COOF

imagine not being green right now, this is my swamp

HOW MANY OF YOU GUYS ARE INFECTED? WHERE ARE THE THREAD NUMBERS?!

who /immune/ here

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End me bros
Thanks, I really like the hip shaking they are doing

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Yas Forums 4/17 200p

The end is now

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please give me corona chan corona chan

Guys I lost all taste and smell

GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT
GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT

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WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS GREEN SHIT

*cough cough*
Oh don't worry about it, goys

whats up with all the glow niggers

GET OUTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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*WHEEZE*

*coof*

enjoy you now have the Yas Forumsirus

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CHECKED TRIPS WILL PROTECT YOU BUT DON’T REPLY TO INFECTED Yas Forums NIGGERS

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we are stronk mexibro

INFECTED POSTERS GET OUT OF THIS THREAD
THIS IS A QUARANTINE THREAD

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Are you the source of this?

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It doesn't spread that way idiot, plus I'm behind seven masks.

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Corona is a globalist hoax, I'm sick of this shit.

dammit if gary's infected no thread will ever be safe again.

greens pls go and stay go

Coof, coof Mr. Shekelberg

don't get infected kiwi friend

HANS, GIVE ME THE FLAMMERWERFER

Terminal case

ITS PVP SEASON BOY. BOOGALOO NOW. GREEN POSTERS RISE UP. ITS OUR TIME

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with everything going on right now, I want to buy my child his first gun. what did your dad get your for your first? Related video

youtube.com/watch?v=pySfXBnvnTM

>251312008
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

GETTT OUTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

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OH YESSS

cooof coof

Yas Forums
FOUR-LEAFTS
GREEN!!
ITS WAS FORETOLD!

>glowing this hard
bro

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Dear God, user. How are your lungs still working?

Cheers

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pretty sure this """"flu""""" is just a hoax guys

these """green posters""" are just """crisis actors""

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COROONEEER

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I'm going to bed before I get infected

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Damn it. I am colorblind.

Where will they go? Someone has to take care of us.

Dude you're fine chill

Based

Archivist user here.
Would like to hunker down, but Archival and Distribution was deemed an essential service by ruling of the Yas Forums board of internal commerce.
Pray for my safety anons.

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>Best friend wants to see me
>Told me about his symptoms for the virus just two weeks ago
>Also told me his Dad got fucked up lungs, tries to claim it's because of other reasons
>Except it was found out last week
>Keep seeing his grand-pa thinking shit is fine
>Wants to go to a family party
>Keep working at McDonald as if nothing was wrong
>Will only get a test in one week for corona-chan
>Will definitely skip it because of no symptoms at the moment
Don't be like my tard of a friend

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Oh god, the threads are contaminated. Quick, run for your lives! Coofing everywhere!

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WTF

The green kike is here

coof me hard daddy

Bro wtf...

Not anymore : )

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Nows not the time to be cocky doc.

guys am I immune?

*Coof*

whoa

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Sooo green, it hurts my eyes!

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woah holy shit

Team Peanut Butter has a message for you

>Suck my extra chunky nuts niggers

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I'm going to coof on you when your sleeping

GIVE ME THE POZZ

I WANT THE POZZ

IN MY NEG HOLE!!!

I DON'T FEEL SO GOOD

(sigh)
cough

Sincerely,
Gary

check your filters

cough

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

nope.jif

$300 A TABLET

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Just get Iran to dig another mass grave

Very nice!

Praying for you, stay safe.

GREEN TEAM RISE UP

April fool shit this year is shit.

Stay away from me

>imagine not being a carrier to /ourgirl/
gas the kikes now, crush the chink

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holy fuck, teach me your ways oh master of bait

*kissu*

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Coof coof

I don't feel so good

Nice.

Did you ever reply to that poster, I think it comes from replying to him.

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It's great

>my swamp
You mean OUR swamp, comrade?

Get the fuck out NOW!!!!

WHAT IS THIS
GREEN
COUGH
COOF

Hey.... I heard you were lonely...

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Fuck off with this shit you anti smoking pussy.

give me her love you fags

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it might be too late for me

COOF ~ COOF ~

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Here's to all the non-infected scum

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April fool's day is the most obnoxious day of the year. I'm turning off my router for the next thirty hours.

We have the cure, but they are still letting people die throughout testing.

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sweden
no lockdown
no more deaths than seasonal flu though covid should add up to it
hapooners btfo

Contrarian faggot detected

welt.de/sport/fussball/article206927085/Coronavirus-Slowakischer-Fussballmeister-MSK-Zilina-ist-pleite.html

Fuck yeah, first professional football club is bankrupt because the players didnt accept a pay cut.

Give virus plox

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So I've been watching a lot of Chinese lesbian femdom porn lately and I've noticed a reoccurring action is spitting into the sub's mouth. Do Chinese have some fetish oriented around saliva?

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lets test that theory shall we?
coof coof

You're gonna have to back this up. Sources and Bibliography, links to articles please.

It's MSM tactic to get free footages for their clickbait articles, they are too afraid to go out so they trick dumb people to film it for them.

bruh

you glow, faggot

Yep a filter was on, thank you for the help.

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It doesn't seem that contagious desu. I'm sure washing our hands is more than enough.

Coof niggers get our reeee

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I think I am.

WTF is going on? *coof*

GET THE FUCK OUT YOU STUPID CHINKS

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Why is this so hot? Is it quarantine getting me this horny or is this stupid cartoon actually so lust inducing

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this is fucking shrektacular

based as fuck. fuck yeah, spread it.

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Post yfw not infected.

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why contain it?

>I'm turning off my router for the next thirty hours
What are you going to do instead?
You can't go outside.

im coofing will I be ok?

It's just a flu bro

GLOWNIGGERS

Puts me in a pickle really.
As a member of the Order of Corona it should be my duty to spread her love, yet I could not perform my role as archivist if I we're to be infected...
I shall have to ask the abbot for a dispensation to continue my work.

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look at ur name noone is safe as it should be

have a (you) faggot
burn

should probably just leave it off desu

GORONA JUMPED FROM BAT TO HUMAN TO 4CHIN

DOOM NOW

not you anymore

Cm'ere user

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AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

wtf i'm gonna die

>stop having fun on my infected general
Where do you think you are?

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Well, i'm 3 threads immune already.
Corona can't do anything against Brazilians, we swim in sewage water.

The Gift, you mean?

$300 PER MASK

I KNOW WHAT I'VE GOT

NO LOW BALLERS

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IS ANYONE IMMUNE?

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coof

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You infected glow nigger

I agree with you, swedebro.
As a result, over the past week, CCP shills have been creating threads regarding this, calling this an elaborate hoax by kikes and MSM are fearmongering. I thought something was weird when all of a sudden, these threads popped up after China miraculously recovered from the virus.
However, even back in January, MSM were downplaying the virus to the maximum, calling it a flu.

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>NOOOO YOU CANT SPREAD A VIRUS AROUND Yas Forums NOOOO STOPPPPP

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GIVE ME STRENGTH NUCLEAR NIGGA

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anytime fren

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How can you say you love her if you don't allow her into you?

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I am sadly immune from receiving corona chans grace.

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Do you get infected by replying or getting replied to?

TEST

*COOF*

TEST

Fuck yes spread it

Less play some vidya my potato nigger

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These posters are 'tism touched and nobody will miss them, just ignore it user

>all hail blessed spreaders

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH

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get away from me you filthy ape

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not now you won't.
coof coof

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Both.

Anyone sell me a clean mask

I think you get it by replying...

D-do I have it?

*Cough* We're all Shanghai Shivers now

check again brazilbro, your name seems a bit... off

NIGGERS

NUKE Yas Forums WHEN?
THOSE ASSHOLES CREATED THE VIRUS

lol

COOF

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I can't be infected, I haven't left my house in over 6 months.

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I think I'm safe.

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you mean tomorrow?

This reminds me of all those gay poz videos of people intentionally trying to catch the bug.

TEAM COOF

Glowies btfo asymps rise up

anyone have the updated coronachan gif

gibs me dat

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3 threads already. Nothing will happen, Calm down, bro.

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I-I’m gonna- I’m gonna COOOOOOF!

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COOF

(test)

wtf does poz mean? some new hip word you zoomers use?

FUCK greenies

twitter.com/_IceCreamTeam_ for the nude versions

cancerous faggot, i dont want airborne faggot AIDS RRRRREEEEEE

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me too