Listen up tenANTS >Rent is due TODAY >The Day Of The Notice is upon us >Rent is due in full >No 50% off your rent/my paycheck >Cash or Certified Check ONLY Look faggots landlord here and I’m going to give you an insight to all the commie shilling going on the last week. Putting a white sheet in your window to show solidarity with the #cancelrent faggot from NY isn’t going to work.
First off I’m the landlord Rambo who gave these shills all of their talking points. Non payment of rent will result in all cable/internet services being immediately removed from my property... There will be extra measures I’ve not shared that will be implemented for sucmbag communists who think my properties will some how magically be adversely possessed by butt fucking liberal scum who are scared of guns...
Guess what faggots? I might not be able to cut your power/water/gas off, but that doesn’t mean there will be intermittent interruptions of these things... like say from 6pm to 3am there is magically no power due to unforeseen “maintenance” issues? What if there is water issues from 6am to 4pm and water service is not reliable, say your taking a shower and I hear water running thru the pipes for more than 5 minutes and magically the water stops? Not permanently just intermittent disruptions...
>inb4 your tenANTS will band together to kill you No they won’t like stated above they’re libshits who are scared of guns, I own plenty >y-y-you can’t do that it’s illegal Yes I can, permanently shutting your utilities off would be a crime, but there are times “maintenance” must take precedence >no no no nooooooooooo you can’t just turn my internet off, that’s illegal Yes I can and will faggot, internet and cable/satellite tv is an AMENITY, not a UTILITY and can be turned off by the property owner at anytime even IF YOU PAY FOR IT
>Also FUN FACT: I can’t “change” your locks, but there is nothing stopping me from loading your locks full of super glue/ construction adhesive making your life hell >There is also nothing stopping me from blasting Country Music or whatever genre that I think would piss you off the most from 9am-10pm everyday, and there is absolutely nothing you can do about it
PAY YOUR RENT FAGGOTS, or I will make your life hell
Aiden Brooks
We got a discount this month. Its not much but my landlord will be spared the pillow for now. 3600 captchas to post this btw.
Wyatt Ross
I pay mine early. Bitches.
Colton Davis
Boomers may be scared of the pillow, but I’m under 40 with multiple paid off properties, I’m not some stereotypical boomer landlord these millennials my age daydream about... I’ll go to war with them
Logan Hall
Hi, FBI here, this post has been documented as evidence, and a warrant for the release of your information from the ISP will be granted. Here is your case #2019943
Jordan Walker
You are paying for your greed. Your life is your reward, parasite.
Logan Moore
Utter lack of intelligence, these are civil matters not federal crimes.... NIce Larp Faggot, could you of atleast used the FBI logo in your pic... newfag
Nicholas Taylor
Get a job.
Ryder Peterson
I got three flats I rent out. The young teachers couple will keep paying as they have full income, the musician just got his tour cancelled so he doesn't and neither does the nurse and her mechanic boyfriend. As I'm no retard I have a nice cushion of savings I can rest on.
Nicholas Clark
If you want the money, just pick yourself up by your bootstraps and get a real job you fucking parasite. Don't leech off of other people because you're a useless middleman. Get the fuck out of here with this bullshit.
Adrian Evans
remember landlords, lotta lads will be up for doorkicking should the popo fail you it isnt trespassing if you let us in some laid off lads are chomping at the bit consider your options and put up the postings should you need them should be pretty funny
Aaron Torres
Serves you right, you trusted a jew
Nolan Roberts
I have reserves myself, but my reserves are for ME; not for some freeloading tenANT
Thank you for taking your contractual obligation responsibility serious.
I have a job any my job is making sure you pay your rent, and maintence and landscaping
Kevin Miller
I have a right to a house, and you don't have a right to make me homeless. You don't deserve that extra apartment just for being born rich. You were lucky, I wasn't lucky, and who the fuck do you think you are to be so self righteous and take my apartment away from me just because you get to be rich, and then, now that you are rich, instead of supporting your community you are going to pull even more money from victims of society like me. Don't you understand that you are rich because you are taking more than your fair share? Seriously, you have three places to live when you only need one. I am only having trouble finding a place because you came in and took three houses and left me with none. Not just you, of course, you are representative of a whole class of parasites victimizing the rest of society, but you should certainly feel ashamed yourself for impoverishing the rest of your countrymen thanks to your laziness and greed.
Jack Sullivan
IMAGINE PAYING RENT IN 2020
Owen Gutierrez
Go back...
Jayden Bailey
>Look faggots landlord here You're a faggots landlord or a faggot land lord. Commas are important, nigger.
Jacob Jenkins
Weird. When I rented I had to get my own internet.
Colton Price
>cable/internet services GAHAHAHAH.
Brayden Martin
tf is this sorcery
David Richardson
You can kick in doors and smash windows without making noise.
Hudson Hall
>There is also nothing stopping me from blasting Country Music Based.
Christian Martin
I don’t have anywhere to go... I noticed in the last 24hrs all the landlord hate threads disappeared like the coordinated shill operation it was, now that the day of the eviction has set in they’re ready to pay the rent and thank their landlord when they pay rent tomorrow
Matthew Rogers
>I’ll go to war with them You know, I hate commies but American attitudes like this. I hope your tenants burn your house to the ground. Milinials and gen x proving once again boomers are fucking better than you. My boomer land lord is nice.
Grayson Perez
Am I the only one seeing this
Christian Brown
>Landlord Here Do you fucking kids even leave mom's house? These are the worst LARPs ever.
Chase Martinez
>neither does the nurse and her mechanic boyfriend. Bull.
Ayden Murphy
Dude I'm buying a gun and fucking off to the south. Good luck my niggers.
Justin Stewart
>I have a right to a house You have the right to the bullet commie
eh, your properties are an investment and with any investment there's risk. if you boot people be prepared for your properties to get trashed for way more than the security deposits are worth.
Cameron Rogers
You fags ain't gonna do shit
Ryan Harris
Little late to get gunpilled, but better now than never. I'm sitting on a small armory, just wishing an actual nigger actually would. Be safe though man, rather not lose a pollack.
Justin Cook
Great, use that money saved by the discount to get a Yas Forums pass.
Wyatt Flores
legal question - if there was an AI to review and weed out rental applications from jannies, trannies, niggers, kikes, r/politics plebbits, and so on and so forth.. would the landlord be shielded from the lawsuits of discrimination if he never saw applications from people he didn't want to rent to in the first place?
Lucas Murphy
Why the fuck do you hate poor people so much? Why can't you give to less fortunate? We're all suffering you absolute piece of shit. Don't be a fucking predator during this GLOBAL CRISIS. You are no better than your fucking tenants, so don't pretend to be.
That’s what I mean I will go to war with my tenANTS... I’m not some old fuddy duddy, I’m a 30yr old boomer who will go all out on my tenANTS; They’ve got tricks so do I and I’ve also got 100% equity... they fuck my buildings, I will fuck their world up
Juan Barnes
Just add do you enjoy internet sites like reddit and a few others to your application and then deny them for something else
Unlike yourself I’ve already got 100 n-95 masks, and boxes of nitrile gloves from renovations... also I’m not a stupid fuck and have enough food to last me for the next 6 months without risking myself to infection... Also my tenANTS pay remotely
Gabriel Campbell
the fuck is this green glow?
John Martinez
Sorry I’m no Xi Jin Pooh poster
Wyatt Turner
If you can't evict them I recommend putting a dead rat inside the water tank. After this I like to park my 68' Cadillac De Ville coupe across the street every morning, watching as the poison does its job while smoking a good Montecristo. 1 week tops and the house is clean of vermin.
Gavin Parker
Sage this chink shit.
Luis Lee
Thank you agent Johnson, I'm surprised a glownigger like you could actually help people
Aiden Nelson
Sorry faggot... infected 4pass user coof on this faggot
Levi Moore
As if you can actually do anything about it....lol. Nice try Faggot ! SAGED.
Blake Turner
Shift change?
Easton Cruz
Must be lunch time in china. Do you think they are eating dog today? Or baby?
