PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - ILLEGAL CROSSINGS DOWN EDITION /ptg/

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP @POTUS
whitehouse.gov
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@realDonaldTrump @TeamTrump @TrumpWarRoom
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snowflakevictory.com/
armyfortrump.com/

VISIT Coronavirus.gov
>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
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>Pres Trump/Corona-chan Task Force News Conf 3/31/20
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>Latinos for Trump Online! 3/31/20
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>HUDSec SleepyBen on BreitbartNewsDaily 3/31/20
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>HHSSec Azar on America 1st w/Gorka 3/31/20
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>AsstHHSSec4Health Adm Giroir on FoxNews 3/31/20
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>SG Adams on F&F 3/31/20
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>SG Adams on DoctorOz 3/31/20
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>NIAIDDir Fauci on (((FakeNews))) 3/31/20
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>CoE&USACE CG LtGen Semonite on GMA 3/31/20
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>ActNavySec Modly on (((FakeNews))) 3/31/20
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>ArmySec McCarthy @Prince George's County MD Corona-chan Screening Site 3/31/20
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>NORAD&NORTHCOM Comdr AFGen O'Shaughnessy on FoxNews 3/31/20
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>Pentagon Press Brief (TRANSCOM Comdr ArmyGen Lyons) 3/31/20
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>StateDept Press Brief (SoS Pompeo/SpecRep4VEN Abrams) 3/31/20
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>DoDVideo: DefSec Esper on Corona-chan 3/31/20
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new baker needed
don't get infected y'all

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MAGA
Trust the plan

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I'm good don't worry

COOF

coof coof

i think names are disable too

You do realize that you can, right now, look up the title of that article, don't you?

What is happening with his approval? RCP hasnt been update in a while

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stay safe, lads

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We dont know if the infection spreads by (you)’s or across boards we need randomized studies

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don't reply to infected IDs

border crossings always drop in a recession

TRUST SESSIONS
TRUST THE PLAN

Isn't it way too easy not to get infected?

MAGA

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bumping to see if my ID is infected

phew still clean. get fucked disease niggers
i'll be hiding in my bunker

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Trusting the gnone gave us William barr

Why?

People who reply to that other post might get infected. Seems like a bad move. Coof is nothing but I woudn't type the c-word.

>COOF

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Don't worry guys, I'm working on a vaccine!

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Same reason you wouldn't reply in real life

And look at all the people barr has arrested.

coronavirus has destroyed any chance of "making america great again"...

from now on it's just death and decay...

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It only took a pandemic to do Trump's fucking job he was supposed to be doing the last three years. Thanks bioweapon scientists!

R u guys ready for april fools stories?

What if rbg actually croaked of old age today?

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>poking fun

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no lain NO LAINPOSTING

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>TRUST SESSIONS
Jefferson's shitting all over China fwiw

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is cough the bad word?

NO COOFING IN THIS THREAD

Testing dilate coof.

>mfw coofers near me

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supposedly the virus can survive in the air for up to 3 hours, so it's not as easy as it sounds

Do you understand that laws existed before Trump made them? Do you understand that most of what Trump and co. do makes use of these laws and not whatever he came up with himself?

You are fucking insufferable and have gotten caught lying no less than 3 times trying to argue with me, and didn't even excuse yourself for blatantly making up excuses. This is pointless and you are a pathetic creature.

She'd immediately be replaced and Demoshits would cry.

>Only 50%
Fuck

They just stop polling when his numbers improve enough.

@251308560
I'm social distancing, I can't quote you.

>mfw 4chins caught the coof

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Nice reddit spacing faggot.

His brother literally has dinner with him and his mom and confirmed to be infected with Coronavirus

Anyone here infected?

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Kek not the infection I was talking about, user.

No Money. No Honey.

Pay Taxes, expect Relief.

start arguing any time.

Under him, this big fish got caught, he has tried to escape twice by bribing judges

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AAAH-AHHHH-ACHOOOO!

*drools* aahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

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Filter/quarantine infected IDs like that guy ^^^

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>Rashid at the end feeling the urge to enforce sharia law

>Trump said Corona was like a flu! What an idiot!

Fauci said the same thing in late January and was probably telling Trump that up until they got more infections/data in early March.

awoo...

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Can't argue with retards who type like that, sorry.

>sell refugees life vest that drown them
Herro, The People's Based Party of China?

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I don't see anything that says the IRS will be sending checks, it's like they don't realize some people don't even have money to put in a bank.
FML

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>Chad Wolf
Based

kek
coof coof
very
coof
funny user
coof coof

I (You)d the infected. Didn't catch it. Might be percentage, maybe they have to (You) you

>morning in tel aviv
>captcha starts going to shit so goys can't type back

Coof coof

Am I green?

Deep state piece of shit. Reminder it was Sessions that made ROSENSTEIN deputy attorney general not Trump. Trump left it to Sessions to appoint who was going to be deupty ag and for some unknown reason, sessions picked ROSENSTEIN instead of somebody from alabama

Gonna hit up the cootie free bunker.

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rude
btw I think I figured it out

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You can't catch Awoos, Corona-chan

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I wanna be infected. :(

>251308793
WAT FUCKING CANCER IS THIS!!

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cough cough
kool kough ahmed. bring it by the white house. if i had a son he'd be just like you.

Awoo frens, what happened while I was at work?

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*COUGH* *COUGH*

Honestly, I would like the president to at least imply that the WHO is corrupt. Maybe investigate and follow the money/political ties.
It's pretty obvious now they refused to declare a global pandemic so all supplies were routed to the epicenter of the regional epidemic.
Basically Chinese workers made the shit, the WHO used it's American taxpayer funded budget to buy it, then the world supply plus our own supply was drained.
China obviously did not distribute the shit. They burned so many bodies the sulfur dioxide clouds could be seen from space.
I want Trump to order investigations, Interpol to make arrests, openly declare them an enemy state, and sanction them harder then Russia.
Idc about sperganon and his pilpul.
I want a Moab to blow this fucking damn.

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It is like the flu though. The only reason it’s more “serious” is because we don’t know much about it yet and it broke out in a high risk population first.

FUCK BOOMERS!

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>ROSENSTEIN
Wasn't he another so called Republican like Comey?

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date

You having decided something does not make it so. You want Trump to have unlimited power over every level of the US. I agree. He does not have that power right now, and it would be an international incident for him to take it and do the things you want him to do.

I have some bad news, fren

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Please social distance and wear the cone. This is the best practice like in South Korea and Japan.

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someone coofed on the thread. you're infected now

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Will you embrace the love of our Grandfather, /ptg/?

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damn its easy to farm (You)s
why do i only post in here?

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Nope
Yup

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oof those shop skillz

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There is an enternal debate between airborne and aersol among scientists. I say just treat the shit as airborne. It would likely be unethical to perform a real experiment using live humans and novel Coronavirus to settle the question once and for all, about it's airborne status
Look how Coronavirus infected world leaders, something measles has never managed.

Yas Forums knew better by Feb yet Trump persisted.

There are infected amongst us

CARRIER
SPREADER
GET AWAY FROM ME

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>251309147
GODDAMNED BUG CHASERS
reeee

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>green highlighted posts

Woooow. So amazing.

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I got (You)d here but didn't get it. You're fearmongering

lit

I'd say there's enough examples of the virus that someone will probably settle the question by the end of the year

youtube.com/watch?v=ZEr4rmjwd0g

Potatoes you have to be poor to eat potatoes, really poor.
If you work for a living why do you kill yourself working?

There are chinese ITT.

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I highly doubt it. I was following 30 days to slow the spread.

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That would be convenient. If there wasn't something to override the news cycle, I would say it'd be best if RBG lived until December. I was thinking of writing her a letter requesting she live past the election to prevent it being a unifying issue for the left.

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It'll get the zoomers riled.

Trump and the staffers who work here in /ptg/ downplayed this shit until they couldn't. Damage has already been done.
>BIG LINE MUST GO UP OR TRUMP LOSES!
>LIE LIE AND THEN LIE SOME MORE!

he wasn't infecto

Coof

Hey guys

keep hiding behind the pathetic institution of congees that loses every conflict and haven’t been relevant in a real crisis since basically the civil war

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cough

So just changed his Name? I was bamboozled

Brennan voted for the communist party yet he is registered Republican...

Half of Yas Forums will take any news of anything as a sign of a happening, and it’s never happened. If /cvg/ was right we should have 10k dead already.

Testing how the infection spreads.

I might be a unwitting carrier

>early symptoms - corruption of name field

>green glow sets in

green glow takes over

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This is my last post. Yes. I'm completely serious. You see, I'm not who you all think I am. Not at all. Currently, I'm a writer for Washington Post, living in a small studio apartment, always looking for the next big story, barely scraping by sometimes. I was asked several years ago by my editor to do a piece on the so-called 'shitpost' community on the internet that seems to become more and more popular by the day. Initially, I was intrigued. The humor was bizzare, yet interesting. Nonsensical, yet genius. I spent several years interacting with people I had never met before in my life, learning the culture, what was "cool" and what wasn't. Eventually, I began to make my own posts, testing the waters now and then. And eventually my own posts started getting noticed, and maybe for a minute or two I understood why you all do this. But that didn't last long. And with time, I began to notice how stale the content truly was. How the same 'memes' could be spammed over and over again, and still get massive amounts of attention. And I also began to notice something else. The viciousness with which you attacked each other. The semi-constant bullying and harassment. Each day, it made me even more sickened than before, to the point where you people made me start questioning everything about reality and what I knew about it. I couldn't eat. I couldn't sleep. I was drinking 2 bottles of milk every night. But, finally, my mission is complete. Tomorrow, we will be publishing a comprehensive guide to leftbook, potentially exposing some of your most well kept secrets. I'm deactivating this account at midnight, but before I do, I just want to let you know you all make me sick.

That's where you're wrong
Hey senpai

i tried doing the same thing in my post and it didn't work. nvm he's infector but i guess he's a carrier?

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tl;dr

>congees
Your autocorrect betrays you, zipperhead.

So you admit that I am correct. You want Trump to break laws. Presumably so you have a reason to impeach him later since you're obviously shilling. It ain't happening, he's being incredibly respectful with the powers he has.

/M8UpmE7

WE'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO GATHER IN GROUPS OF 5 OR MORE!!!

I NEED 55 OF YOU TO LEAVE NOW.

Trump was lawyering up to fight impeachment by the democrats

congress*.

I'M IMMUNE
FUCKING BASED AND REDPILLED

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Well it's either hide behind a useless entity that everybody knows it useless or admit Trump sat on his hands willingly throughout his one term. Not hard to believe the sycophants are going to latch onto the excuse that absolves Trump.

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I was here first, YOU fuck off

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