ROLL FOR TEMPERATURE

Im a 65 year old landlord, can I come in

I'm fucked

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When i said lets go out for a taste of china that isnt what I meant

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Roll.

I’m fucked

Whats with all the faggot canada slide threads this week?

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Pff, im feeling fine,as a matter a fact, better than ever... waitt why are you point that at me NO STAPH

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rolling

Can I get in I hafta poop

I don't have the coof

Ching chong ling long ting tong too
Beware my friends, of the tasty bat stew.

Wat
A
T

Roll

14 is a little cold no? Euro chime in

THESE ANONS ARE CLEARED - LET THEM THROUGH

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You fucking poet!

I’m cold blooded, like a lizard

This corona virus thing is a nothing burger, it is never going to hit Yas Forums, lets keep posting boys. Business as usual.

COUGH

roll

lts see here

LET ME *coof coof* IN *coof coof coof* NOW!

GTFO

Benis

HALT CHANG! WE'RE GOING TO HAVE TO ASK YOU A FEW QUESTIONS ABOUT YOUR TRAVEL HISTORY.

HAVE YOU BEEN TO VANCOUVER OR TORONTO RECENTLY?

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Straight out of a cold shower...

am i ok

I'm fine, let me in

Everything will be fine

I took aspirins I am safe

Please I have small children. They're not mine but I have them!

looks like I'll die

Close. Face the wall.

the font in name section is not what does it, I tried already

All good here officer

I feel ok

Its just a flu bro!

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Lemme in please

>leaf
but i trust you. Let me in.

2 hot 4 u

Roll.

ATTENTION - ALL ANONS WHO HAVE A TEMPERATURE ABOVE 38 °C PLEASE MOVE INTO THE SECONDARY HOLDING AREA. WE WILL QUARANTINE YOU THERE UNTIL WE HAVE A MORE FINAL SOLUTION.

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oof

I'm good right?

railin

OOGA BOOGA GIB ME YO GIBS!!!!! IM HERE FOR DA LOOT A ROOT TOOT GIMME DA LOOT NIGGUH!!!

Let me through reeee

lets get it

rolling for bones

Behold! The virus makers. Difference in Receptor Usage between Severe Acute Respiratory Syndrome (SARS) Coronavirus and SARS-Like Coronavirus of Bat Origin. 2007-12. Layman's paraphrase: In this study, we investigate how a Bat Coronavirus we genetically combined with HIV successfully attaches to Human ACE2 cells. Entirely authored by chinks and completely funded by china.

ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC2258702/

Engineered bat virus stirs debate over risky research. Lab-made coronavirus related to SARS can infect human cells. 2015-11-12

archive.md/mTo85

Inside the Chinese lab poised to study world's most dangerous pathogens. Maximum-security biolab is part of plan to build network of BSL-4 facilities across China. 2017-02-23, Wuhan, China.

archive.li/UYW8l

Steve Bannon and Kyle Bass discuss America’s current geopolitical landscape regarding China. Bannon and Bass take a deep dive into Chinese infiltration in U.S. institutions, China’s aggressiveness in the South China sea, and the potential for global conflict in the next few years. Filmed on October 5, 2018 at an undisclosed location.

invidio.us/watch?v=qH5QzuzD01A

Chinese Restaurant Hangs Banner ‘Celebrating the Epidemic in the U.S.’

breitbart.com/asia/2020/03/26/chinese-restaurant-hangs-banner-celebrating-coronavirus-epidemic-u-s/

"Wray said there are about 1,000 ongoing investigations into Chinese theft of U.S. technology across all 56 of the bureau's field offices." 2020-02-06

cbsnews.com/news/fbi-director-and-attorney-general-warn-that-chinese-espionage-is-growing-threat/

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first one on the thread, detected, alert!!

rullin.

We all float here.

Rollen

ooooohhh ssssshhhhiiiitttt

92 but this rolls for reduction by Tylenol Fever Gels.

Everything will be okay guys, no need to worry :)

I'm just going to poop in the corner. Please check my temp with your butt thermometer when I'm done

Role

alert! green one!

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i-i'm good right?

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Okay deep breaths...*coofs*

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will this be done rectally

92-51 = 41

CLOSE BUT NO CIGAR BUT I GOT CLOSE ENOUGH TO INFECT 4 OF YOU
REROLL FOR ADDITIONAL TEMPERATURE

ROLLAN

been posting cp huh? not cool man

rollling

Ha ha yes I’m safe! This leaf made is past the rake!!

PHEW

It's just the flu

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SIR! WE HAVE IDENTIFIED YOU AS A POTENTIAL CARRIER. WE ARE GOING TO NEED A SAMPLE TO CONFIRM.

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eaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa ssports

Nothing to see here officers

Please give me temp test.

So 62% of us will die? That's almost as bad as the Coronavirus death rate.

Im fine, i paid my taxes

Just got a temperature today.

Am I corona?

BEHOLD, RAGNAROS

roll

I'm safe. Isolation is key.

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SHIIIIIIEEET

OH FUCKKKK

AGH FUCK *COOOOF* I- *HRRGFH* I CAN'T *COUGH* *COUGH* *HUUUUUUUUUUURGH* I CAN'T BREATHE

Fuck Jews and niggers.

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ANONS INFECTED!!

you bastard and you just lost the game.

Hmmm

well

wtf

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Coofing around at the speed of sound
Got places to go gotta spread the infection

Well shit how does one catch this exactly? This is a great experiment.

So this is how they got to zero cases... well if this is what it takes. Governor Cuomo take note. #FlattenTheCurve

lol naw nigga imma finna bouta chill all up in this bih. naw'm syain?

Let me in please, there's sick people out here dropping like flies. I swear I'm not infected.

im immune

Aw shucks. Welp...time to infect the homeless!

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Damn

Rollin

*cough* what's wrong user?
m-my result is ok right?

Speaking of fucking units. She's one.

ALRIGHT YOU ANONS, PLEASE FORM AN ORDERLY LINE. WE'RE GOING TO HAVE TO HOLD YOU DOWN TO ADMINISTER THE NEXT TEST - WE'RE OUT OF NORMAL THERMOMETERS.

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spread me daddy

Im not sick I swear!

Reply to this post or your mother will COOF tonight.

...

nigga how are you even alive?

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I'm fine I swear, it's just a little cough

You sir will need an anal thermometer stat!

Dude... this is not appropriate.

I make your mom COOFs every night.

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I have no coronavirus.

based celsius poster

Rollin for entry

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roll

>69

Your MOM is COOFin,, digis confirm

You will survive, however you will have to live through the horror of the aftermath,

Ok I'm ready

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based *

check

Let's see...

I'm COOFING

roll

...

Roll

clear as fuck

Rolling for 37

ive already taken my flintstone gummy nothing can touch me

That's what I'm scared of. For real though, I'm not afraid of the disease, I'm afraid of the world that will emerge from this mess. I just wanted a normal life, like most people in history have had. I don't want a chip, I don't want to be tracked. I just wanted a wife and kids and maybe a bit of land.

FUCK ME NOW DIGITS

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FUCK ME NOW DIGITS!!!!

Do I get in guys?

I should be good

LET ME LIVE

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Fuck it, this board is for porn now.

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I'm SAFE?

Checkin' in. I'm safe now.

...

NONONONONO I DONT EANNS BE SICK

just going to work,
is there something wrong officer?

take me down

Can i get in?

rollen

nothing to see here, move along...

AAAAAAAAAAAA

bros I accidentally picked my nose without thinking am I fucked????

normal pls

heh I'm good guys

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Yours is porn.. I'm just flying a fighter jet

I don't believe in the chip theory, but we'll get a shit economy :(

G-guys?

A fighter jet built out of penises!?!

roll you nigger redditor