I WILL POST LINKS TO CLASSES AT 1000 HOURS EASTERN TIME
>The quick of it
Corona cripples schools
Schools begin using Zoom for classes
Zoom has ZERO SECURITY in most cases
>The idea
For some quick fun during these trying times, we will find Zoom session or use links given (as I will give) to classes and shit all over the classroom and tell the fag jannie (((professor))) to clean it up.
>The profit
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Whether this results in just simple fun, getting frens out of class, or nullifying the semester’s credit on account of missing too many classes, we all win. Assemble your men. Use multiple devices if you have em. Don’t let this happening pass by without having your fair bit of fun, user.
>How it will be done
For best results:
>Download desktop Zoom here zoom.us
>Use the link / link + code given by a fellow user
>Enter with a regular sounding name (in case the teacher has to let you in)
>Wait for at least a few supporting anons to enter
>???
>Profit
OPERATION ZOOM ZOOM GENERAL: GROUND FLOOR EDITION
>MASTER CLASS
Zoom has some fun tools you can mess with if they aren’t disabled by the teacher. In order of importance, they are as follows
>Invite
It’s always strength in numbers that does the job. If for some reason you didn’t have the link saved to share with us, invite other anons to join the fun
>Screen sharing
On the bottom toolbar, dead center, you can share whatever you want with the class. That pressing announcement that user is always trying to make? You can share a whole video or song about it there. Whatever your heart and browser desires.
>Chat
Most teachers, if they are not boomers, will know how to mute you and can mute all members if they want. By using the chat on the bottom toolbar, you can write redpills/shitposts to whomever you please, either privately or shared with the class.
If you’re on windows 10, you can use the windows key + G to pull up your hub and record everything. This isn’t illegal in the slightest, but using your vpn wouldn’t be a bad idea.
>I have no frens to gibs me class links
Not a problem. I myself will provide a few at the proper time (I don’t want to be found out and expelled) If not, desktop Zoom allows you to put in random numbers. A standard meeting ID is nine digits as follows: xxx xxx xxx Random inputs WILL get us places. Remember to post your successful entries in here to garner support. Put it in ALL CAPS if you find a good one like gender studies or a political class.
>I want to share a link, but am scared
First off, grow some fucking balls, user. Second, here are a few tips so your dumbass doesn’t pay the price for harmless fun.
>DO NOT POST THE NAME OF SCHOOL
>GIVE NO HINTS ABOUT YOUR LOCATION
>EDIT YOUR ZOOM NAME IN CLASS
There is always the chance some shill here will try to get you in trouble. Zoom allows you to edit your own name during class. Hit participants on the bottom bar, look for your name on the right, change your name. Do this and you shall live.
This is the technological utopia they demanded. Now they can eat their own shit.
Somebody post the Ducktales intercom video.
Bump what could go wrong
Bump
bumb
lmao that webm
kek any more webms?
Shouldn't we lurk and record some of this shit first so we can have evidence of their dumb shit first? then bomb them with fun.
Reporting
Friendly reminder, ZOOM has data centers in China.
Op posted it
Yep. The webms we make tomorrow homie.
Fuck off glow in the dark nigger
1010 EST tomorrow I'm posting my class's zoom link. Have shit about french people/france ready, as its a french class
QUARANTINE THIS MAN IMMEDIATELY
HE'S GLOWING
Do what you want dude. As long as you record the fun you have afterwards
FUCK IT'S SPREADING! QUARANTINE NOW BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE!!!!
welp
Gay idea.
That was some of the funniest shit ive seen since the Zimmerman trial skype call
bump
You stole my screencap. I hate you now faggot
>what are VPNs?
just be smart
Why the fuck is this post glowing?
plz no cough
he's fucking INFECTED
Not the point.
bump will not divide us
Hmm...
What
The
Fuck
Is
This
Shit
Iono, april fools I assume, started on the last post in another thread right after 12. It's always some shit.
Literal glow in the dark nigger
I know. But what are you going to do? call trump and tell him that teachers freely up courses onto Chinese servers and that the Chink government is gathering data of US teenagers?
Nice try, glow nigger
Get off my board glowing coofer
Oooh I like this years
This is the worst April fools prank ever if this is all there is to it
IT'S HAPPENING
>literal glow niggers on this board
what the fuck
Nice try fed. Get fucked
This sounds epic, but I don't think I can supply anything of value
I'll help if I can.
glow harder faggot
He probably already knows. I just want people to resist using ZOOM because of the Chinese connection, I want them to know where their data is going, I want them to refuse to use it until they break ties with China or until an alternative arrives.
I just hate this whole fucking situation, it stinks on every conceivable level.
I bet you're a glownigger too
put me in the screenshot
baste
OMG THIS ENTIRE THREAD IS INFECTED NOW!!!
Delete your post now
Absolutely anomalous.
Zoom meeting we were talking in timed out. Good talking to you anons. See you on the frontlines tomorrow.
Glowposts are markers of who gets taken out during operation Zypher.
>An̸on̸y̴̕m͠ou͡s
I wonder if its just the font used for anonymous, because i see some weird shit in it, so TESTING, do i glow too?
Dont respond to the infected plebs! Stay away from me faggots, 6 feet
testing
Imagine it being your first day on the job as a glownigger
Oh lord. You’re fugged
What is this dude even saying? Why's everyone saying he's a glow nigger?
I always learn new things here
Taste the rainbow
oh shit
bad news user, MIT announced today it can travel up to 27 feet in the air
FOR FUCK SAKE
hey its dudeson fom the zoom meting, yep closed automatically after 40 minutes, people could just use there free zoom meeting rooms, id rather not use that random kid's anymore
no
>using zoom instead of webex
Only have themselves to blame
Am I infected?
At least based digits infected me
Retard, you're going to get the site shutdown under national security concerns. Fuck off back to /trans
Oh also doctors and lawyers aren't using ZOOM, I'm sure those of you with even small brains can figure out why.
Fucking literally glowing fucking april fools ahahahahahha
Oh no I FUCKED UP
im ready to fuck shit
JEWS DID 9/11, RACE WAR NOW
You can only see glowposts if you’re targeted for project zephyr
nope not glowing, i wish i knew how to do that, i thought it was the font of An̸on̸y̴̕m͠ou͡s
>Posting this shit on Yas Forums
Nigger take this tier shit back to
Oh god oh fuck *cooooofff* guys? Do I look okay?
this is probably some liberal faggot trying to get all of this heaped onto Yas Forums for blame
fuck off
opinion discarded, pozzedfag.
wtf is this
Is it racist to call it a Yas Forums virus?
Nigg what ?
Get away from me with your CIAIDS!
You won't listen.
Let me show you my features. ha ha.
t. God
wtf is going on
die in a fire "Australian"
stay the hell away from me im closing this thread
NUGGIESSSS
whats up Jörg?
Papa Nurgle has blessed this thread.
Prepare to be judged.
How new are you? Check the date son.
AHHHHH
>Friendly reminder, ZOOM has data centers in China.
Zoom is Chinese software. Mass data harvesting software. Universities, businesses and government agencies are putting their classes/meetings up in the Chinese cloud. It's just a coincidence guys that Zoom's use took off with the virus.
Glowie
>when you glow so hard that your post literally glows green
STOP IT
Oh shut the fuck up, teacher. Nothing about this is illegal. Don't be more of a fag than usual
fuggin glowie
It really exposes the newfags on april 1.
Oh shit. Am i infected?
Yeah, I'm off to bed now since I have to be up in a few. Thanks for the /comfy/ time, bro.
FUCKING YES
can we get a discord or some shit for this?
Reported post. Fuck Yas Forumstards and fuck you. Thing is I don't care if people do it just do it from fucking Yas Forums faggot.
So fucking in got an African American black supremacist professor for your harrassment pleasure...
I think I'll wait a week or two before I officially drop classes for the keks...let the games begin.
MODS = GODS
Never seen this shit b4