AUS/POL/ - CORONABUX EDITION #2

Evening lads

>Coronavirus cruise ship Artania refuses to leave WA port of Fremantle in letter to Australian Border Force
abc.net.au/news/2020-04-01/coronavirus-cruise-ship-artania-refusing-to-leave-fremantle-port/12110206

>Coronavirus live updates Australia: death toll rises to 20 as Queensland launches 'care army' – latest news
theguardian.com/australia-news/live/2020/apr/01/coronavirus-australia-update-live-news-nsw-victoria-queensland-qld-subsidy-wages-jobkeeper-scott-morrison-covid19-fines-latest-updates

>Australia's COVID-19 fight hampered by rationing test kits, immunologist warns
abc.net.au/news/2020-03-18/coronavirus-test-kit-rationing-virologist-warns/12062146

>Should Australia be testing more broadly for the coronavirus?
www1.racgp.org.au/newsgp/clinical/should-australia-be-testing-more-broadly-for-the-c

>Australia must dramatically expand its coronavirus testing regime, leading virologist says
theguardian.com/world/2020/mar/17/australia-must-dramatically-expand-its-coronavirus-testing-regime-leading-virologist-says

>Is your money safe in Australian banks during the coronavirus pandemic?
abc.net.au/news/2020-04-01/is-your-money-safe-in-australian-banks/12106488

>Western Australia divided into nine; cruise ship refuses to leave
afr.com/politics/federal/more-than-4-500-australians-have-contracted-covid-19-20200401-p54fuc

>Coronavirus live updates: Adelaide Airport closure possible; WA Premier wants cruise ship gone; Doctors running low on PPE
9news.com.au/national/coronavirus-live-updates-australia-economy-cases-global-death-toll-g20-spain/86310998-162b-4410-872a-160f2e006ef4


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I want my dsp back

What happened to your DSP?

oi yea nah fuck the libs i'm voting labour next toime

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Take the Anarcho-Piratism pill user
Whats going to be for dinner ladz?

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Based baker

Praise him
Who has the picture of the commander in the blue room smiling

I got a job

Can someone give me quick pc build with a rx5700xt? umart best??

Oh

Here to ruin your thread

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LNP cleaned up in QLD

abc.net.au/news/elections/bcc/2020/results

voting is like getting one of the 3 coloured Mass Effect endings
all voters deserve to be rounded up and lynched

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1hr til the super ragie wagies finish lads. Brace yourselves. They’re raging even harder lately cause they have to go outside during coronachan

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Where's me fucken sevenfiddy

Thats a shame.

You don't ruin it lad we all enjoy your company. You're more than welcome here :)

you’re always welcome here greatest ally.

Where's the fucking CARAMILK

you can reach up me asshole to get it

We're all working from home.
So we can shitpost while getting paid

fuck off

>can vote with text messages
Corruption looks good in Australia but bad in South America, why is this?

>want dsp back
>got a job
Mate going on a very short limb on who is to blame for this one.

SAD AUSSIE CUNTS BLOWN THE FUCK OUT
ALL YOU AUSSIE DOGS ARE INFECTING YOURSELF
THE ONLY BLOWN THE FUCK OUT EXPERIENCE IS CUMMING INTO THE PUSSIES OF TONS OF WILLING AUSSIE WOMEN

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>Coronavirus cruise ship Artania refuses to leave WA port of Fremantle in letter to Australian Border Force
Fair enough, no cunt wants to be stranded at sea with this bullshit going on.

>Coronavirus live updates Australia: death toll rises to 20 as Queensland launches 'care army' – latest news
20, JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST, WE'll ALL BE DEAD BY THE YEAR 60570 AT THIS RATE, STREWTH!

>Australia's COVID-19 fight hampered by rationing test kits, immunologist warns
The Jew-Chu-Flu only kills you if you test positive, good reason to stay well the fuck away from hospitals if you ask me.

>Should Australia be testing more broadly for the coronavirus?
Why? So the media can drive toilet paper sales up even further?

>Australia must dramatically expand its coronavirus testing regime, leading virologist says
Leading virologist would have his funding cut if he told the truth user says

>Western Australia divided into nine; cruise ship refuses to leave
Sloppy job Mossad, you already did this one

>Coronavirus live updates: Adelaide Airport closure possible; WA Premier wants cruise ship gone; Doctors running low on PPE
Parafield airport has been operating all day long, I live under the downwind leg, Adelaide Airport takes fuck all traffic except domestic flights and regional feederlines so closure is a staffing issue, not a virus issue. WA premier wants to be re-elected, Doctors running low on useless facemasks, will cry on twitter and pose with handwritten signs if paid enough.

Now is the perfect time for the Youth to reclaim the world and shape it in a better way, the rich keep you in debt since birth to keep you weak. now you are free, RISE BROTHERS RISE

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>Jim Beam
yw

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fuck you are retarded stay indoors you dumb cunt.

I will NEVER get vaccinated.

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is going outside still allowed in queensland?

do you guys buy pc parts from umart or ebay etc?

I'm gonna go outside and rub my dick on every zipperhead I see and there's nothing you can do to stop me faggot.

not unless you want to be fined 1200 dollars on the spot

incel muslim verses the chad invadors

yeah just say you're going to get groceries

It should be a bottle of bundy. Whoever made that image isn't a good Australian

i am though

Why are people already roaming the street in large groups

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There's literally more people out on the streets right now than any time in the past 30 years. It's crazy. I've never seen so many people out walking/riding bikes at the same time in my entire life.

CUZ TONS OF AUSSIE FAGGOTS ARE LGBT HIPSTER WALL FLOWERS LIMP DICKS THAT ENJOY A SUNNI MUSLIM BULL FUCKING YOUR SLIM AUSSIE BITCHES
KEEP CRYING TO YOURSELF YOU LOW T FAGGOT AUSSIE DOG

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nah cunt prove it

Good. What job?

Why would you do that

Queenslanders are too busy fucking their cousins, who cares

idk, i'm going to the park in a minute to do pullups/dips. will report back to see if it's cordoned off. i am legit sprinting if a cop tries to fine me though.

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absolutely based and seconded

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You dont see this every day

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youtube.com/watch?v=7yjRZ6We3GY

HOW DID THEY GET AWAY WITH THIS

I'm walking every day now, not like there's anything else to do.
Also can centrelink get their shit together so I can get my corona buxx already?

He has a point though, I see a lot of low T around the traps these days lads. Time to close ranks and get those T levels up. Nobody else is on our side so we have to stick together and help each other.

Should’ve let them carry their F88 AUGs. Would’ve looked sick

Well I'm going to buy a car tomorrow and there's nothing the cops or army can do to stop me

How long does it take for cenno to contact you?

When I was training in Iraq the locals under our baby sitting would regularly fuck each other. Literally an every day occurrence to see one Iraqi soldier bumming another.

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I reckon that's just around the corner

Glownigger

....so I told Douglas to STFU
and he hung up
and I took a 3 hour SHEEEEIT
:)

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>implying LGBT hipsters get less pussy then a mozzie
love the shitposts tho keep spamming

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I know. I am. I'm a retard

Not worth it, the risk of setting off 5.56 FML ammo in an urban setting is too high. Start landing richochets or overpenetrating rounds on someone's kiddies and we're all in the streets burning cop cars.

You're actually retarded

The south will rise again cunt

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they should have their weapons they look strange just standing their unarmed, what’s even the point of them being there

I am going out and if Anastacia don't like it she waddle her fat ass over to my house

LMAO NO ONE GIVES A SHIT ABOUT SUBHUMAN SHIA DOGS
JUST REMEMBER WHILE YOU ARE IN ARAB LANDS SOME SWEATY ARAB IN AUSTRALIA WAS BANGING YOUR GF, SISTER AND MOTHER
LMAO KEEP BEING A SUBMISSIVE BITCH TO ZIONIST WARS

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Got my 750 today, no need to be jealous fellas

You're one of those pinko anarchist cunts, aren't ya? You're a bit of a fuckwit mate.

Imagine not being a based Queenslander

fuck chinks

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>gun shops closed before pozbourne does it

Yeah based...

WHEN DO WE KNOW WE FUCKING GET IT AAAAAAHH

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Hand or Head..?
>and did you have to swallow?

CUZ IT WAS ALWAYS OVER FOR YOU AUSSIE FAGGOT
YOU QUEER MOTHER FUCKER
WHEN YOUR GF OR MOTHER KISSES YOU ON THE LIPS IT DRIPS WARM FROM ANOTHER MAN'S CUM YOU SUBMISSIVE USED BY FAGGOT AUSSIE TWINK BITCH
I SWEAR TO ALLAH YOU WILL DIE OF HIV AND AIDS YOU FUDGE PACKING AUSSIE CONVICT

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Does anyone understand what this goat fucker is talking about?

Fuck lads just praised him and it felt good, might praise him again later idk

God I hate hijabs

I understand completely
>trolling outside of \b

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Fuck off Glowie

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got mine this morning feeling preddy gud

You will probably get it late this week or early next week

Do you want me to drop this cunt?

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You alright there bro?