/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2788

Nuke China when?

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Corona chan will kill all who are against cute posting, all kike who try to subvert CVG with their ideals will be met with the coof.

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nothingburger

Wasn't that a guy named Joe who was doing that?

Corona-chan a cute

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>tfw DU30 is now readying the coof camps
RIP

>*Mr, President, will it get as bad as the EU?*
>Nah, see the Brasilian man doesn't get sick. He could jump into shit and not get sick at all. I think a lot of people have already been infected here, but as the weeks pass, we'll see people develop the antibodies needed to fight the infection
>*cut*
>See those reporters? They claim I am wrong about the epidemic and they say people should stay at home
>So what the fuck are they doing here? (X4)
>Why aren't they in quarantine right now
HOLY BASED

youtube.com/watch?v=Ko5nuxb2wK8

42k deaths? How long has it been at 42k deaths? 4 hours, 5 hours, even longer?

You literally are more likely to die in a car accident than in this nothingburger cornavirus.

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Wew, lad

So... when will China be called out in a meaningful way for lying?

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ITS ON Yas Forums GO CHECK

OH NO ANONS IM NOT FEELING TOO GOOD

IF SHE WHAT?

If there are so many people with the china virus in SF and LA how come there aren't dead homeless people all over SF and LA
If there are so many people with the china virus in SF and LA how come there aren't dead homeless people all over SF and LA?
If there are so many people with the china virus in SF and LA how come there aren't dead homeless people all over SF and LA
If there are so many people with the china virus in SF and LA how come there aren't dead homeless people all over SF and LA?
If there are so many people with the china virus in SF and LA how come there aren't dead homeless people all over SF and LA
If there are so many people with the china virus in SF and LA how come there aren't dead homeless people all over SF and LA?
If there are so many people with the china virus in SF and LA how come there aren't dead homeless people all over SF and LA
If there are so many people with the china virus in SF and LA how come there aren't dead homeless people all over SF and LA?
If there are so many people with the china virus in SF and LA how come there aren't dead homeless people all over SF and LA
If there are so many people with the china virus in SF and LA how come there aren't dead homeless people all over SF and LA?
If there are so many people with the china virus in SF and LA how come there aren't dead homeless people all over SF and LA?
If there are so many people with the china virus in SF and LA how come there aren't dead homeless people all over SF and LA
If there are so many people with the china virus in SF and LA how come there aren't dead homeless people all over SF and LA?
If there are so many people with the china virus in SF and LA how come there aren't dead homeless people all over SF and LA,
If there are so many people with the china virus in SF and LA how come there aren't dead homeless people all over SF and LA?
If there are so many people with the china virus in SF and LA how come there aren't dead homeless people all over SF and LA!

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comfiest pandemic in history

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They reported new numbers I missed. I think this completes the day.

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digits deicde where i shoot myself

Is this a new ebin pasta?

>Green posts
NOTHINGBURGER on Yas Forums

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>COUNTRIES LIST
United States 188,578 (4,054) Italy 105,792 (12,428) Spain 95,923 (8,464) China 81,518 (3,305) Germany 71,808 (775) France 52,128 (3,523) Iran 44,605 (2,898) United Kingdom 25,150 (1,789) Switzerland 16,605 (433) Turkey 13,531 (214) Belgium 12,775 (705) Netherlands 12,595 (1,039) Austria 10,180 (128) South Korea 9,887 (165) Canada 8,612 (101) Portugal 7,443 (160) Brazil 5,812 (202) Israel 5,358 (20) Australia 4,828 (20) Norway 4,641 (39) Sweden 4,435 (180) Czech Republic 3,308 (31) Ireland 3,235 (71) Denmark 2,860 (90) Malaysia 2,766 (43) Chile 2,738 (12) Russia 2,337 (17) Poland 2,311 (33) Ecuador 2,302 (79) Romania 2,245 (82) Japan 2,229 (66) Luxembourg 2,178 (23) Philippines 2,084 (88) Pakistan 2,031 (26) Thailand 1,651 (10) Saudi Arabia 1,563 (10) Indonesia 1,528 (136) Finland 1,418 (17) India 1,397 (35) South Africa 1,353 (5) Greece 1,314 (49) Mexico 1,215 (29) Panama 1,181 (30) Iceland 1,135 (2) Dominican Republic 1,109 (51)…

>LATEST CHANGES
United States +48 (+1) South Korea +101 (+3) Brazil +95 (+1) Mexico +121 (+1) Honduras +31 (+3) Bolivia +8 (+1) Trinidad & Tobago (+1) Australia +65 Pakistan +93 New Zealand +61 Kazakhstan +5 Afghanistan +22 Bahamas +1 Suriname +1 Caribbean Netherlands +2…

>FULL LISTS
pastebin.com/raw/S29XMKEr

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They went back home.

>need bunker gf

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Only Trump will call out the chinks with burger msm and big corp getting butthurt of sinophobia and they'll say everyone must suck pooh dick since he's the savior of the world

They probably wont

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Post young anime girls to trigger that 1 user that bitching last thread

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Any more of these type of gif?

>USA
>already almost 1000 deaths in a day
>24k cases in a day

America is so fukt. Italy's proportion is about 5:1, that's 24:1, so the USA is NOWHERE NEAR the peak yet. Expect 5k+ deaths per day eventually.

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So with all this financial aid and bailing out from our governments, how the fuck are we going to pay this off? Are we going to be taxed to hell?

Good job. Now you definitely have the virus after rubbing all over the infected hospital equipment

Post your comfy quarantine vidya.
Thread theme: Birth of a New Day by 2814
youtube.com/watch?v=bJGvLLEZQAA
>HOTS
>Madden 20
>Blasphemous

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Its funny watching fags have panic attacks over this. Meanwhile I just have them for no reason for years now.

A hospital

its 10pm i am going for a walk

Are people really getting this anxious? You have a 99.8% of surviving, probably 100% if you're not obese or over 60 years old.

Cute posting better than nothing burgers after months of coping only to be subjected to lockdowns and unemployment!

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Post this daily

ur not under threat in switerland the virus was formulated by the nwo to specifically take down america with fema camps

u have nothing to do with this fake virus

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I contacted Dr. Peter Tsai, the INVENTOR of the filtration fabric in the N95 mask. N95 masks are made of polypropylene material and are designed to tightly fit over your face with little leakage around the edge of the mask. I asked Dr. Tsai about reusing the N95 respirator. He responded with the following:

MASK REUSE METHOD #1
When reusing N95 masks, leave a used respirator in dry, atmosphere air for 3-4 days to dry it out. Polypropylene in N95 masks is hydrophobic and contains zero moisture. COVID-19 needs a host to survive–it can survive on a metal surface for up to 48 hours, on plastic for 72 hours, and on cardboard for 24 hours. When the respirator is dry in 3-4 days, the virus will not have survived.

Take four N95 masks, and number them (#1-4).
On day 1, use mask #1, then let it dry it out for 3-4 days.
On day 2, use mask #2, then let it dry out for 3-4 days.
Same for day 3, and day 4…

MASK REUSE METHOD #2
Sterilize the N95 mask by hanging it in the oven (without contacting metal) at 70C (158F) for 30 minutes-it is reported that COVID-19 cannot survive at 65C (149F) for 30 minutes.

Use a wood clip to hang the respirator in the kitchen oven to do the sterilization.

When sterilizing N95 masks, be wary of using UV light–keep N95 masks away from UV light / sunlight. N95 masks are degraded by UV light because it damages the electrostatic charges in the polypropylene material.

TIPS FOR REUSE METHOD #1 AND METHOD #2
DO NOT place the respirator on a metal surface, or too close to metal – the temperature on the metal surface is higher than the air temperature.

Keep N95 masks away from UV light / sunlight.

When removing the mask, hold the edge of the straps attached to take off the N95 mask. Your hands may be contaminated at this time – don’t touch the inside part of the respirator. Wash your hands with soap for 20 seconds afterward.

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that video from ecuador is sad and frightening. you think its the same as nyc?

source?

Imagine feeling anything but soul-lifting constant joy when watching the numbers go up in cvg

>Planetside 2
>Monter hunter world
>Warhammer 40k dark crusade
>Conception II

late night thread theme
youtube.com/watch?v=i63c3Wg5CEs

When do u think all the armies of the world would join together and begin the dropping of bombs on Province Hua Bea and other Chiner cities?

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GUYS

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If there are so many people with the china virus in SF and LA how come there aren't dead homeless people all over SF and LA
If there are so many people with the china virus in SF and LA how come there aren't dead homeless people all over SF and LA?
If there are so many people with the china virus in SF and LA how come there aren't dead homeless people all over SF and LA
If there are so many people with the china virus in SF and LA how come there aren't dead homeless people all over SF and LA?
If there are so many people with the china virus in SF and LA how come there aren't dead homeless people all over SF and LA
If there are so many people with the china virus in SF and LA how come there aren't dead homeless people all over SF and LA?
If there are so many people with the china virus in SF and LA how come there aren't dead homeless people all over SF and LA
If there are so many people with the china virus in SF and LA how come there aren't dead homeless people all over SF and LA?
If there are so many people with the china virus in SF and LA how come there aren't dead homeless people all over SF and LA
If there are so many people with the china virus in SF and LA how come there aren't dead homeless people all over SF and LA?
If there are so many people with the china virus in SF and LA how come there aren't dead homeless people all over SF and LA?
If there are so many people with the china virus in SF and LA how come there aren't dead homeless people all over SF and LA
If there are so many people with the china virus in SF and LA how come there aren't dead homeless people all over SF and LA?
If there are so many people with the china virus in SF and LA how come there aren't dead homeless people all over SF and LA,
If there are so many people with the china virus in SF and LA how come there aren't dead homeless people all over SF and LA!
If there are so many people with the china virus in SF and LA how come there aren't dead homeless people all over SF and LA!

relax it's coming from boomer retirement funds

>quarantine the whole country
>not even half the people catches covid
>he thinks releasing the herd is now fine
buckle up for multiple quarantines, hope the virus dont mutate to avoid immunity and pray for a vaccine.

i bet on at least two years for "normality" to come back

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Homeless people are immune to almost everything.

Would anybody notice? They're always lying around like useless bums anyway. Maybe they're dead in trash cans and the like

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Don't worry guys, the original poster was quarantined.

No need to worry, I'm sure it isn't THAT contagious.

how?

!?

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heh

I'm such a /cvg/ oldfag, that I remember when you bought that beer.

IS THIS CONFIRMED PATIENT ZERO

gmanetwork.com/news/news/nation/732091/philippines-eyes-massive-forced-quarantine-for-suspected-covid-19-cases/story/

i mean i the body dude or head

>FUTURE MARKETS
United States (-1.72%) Germany (-0.82%) France (-0.78%) United Kingdom (-2.53%) Italy (+0.29%) Switzerland (-0.15%) Spain (+1.03%) Austria (+3.37%) Poland (+2.88%) Netherlands (-0.11%) Hungary (0.00%) Russia (+3.45%) Greece (+0.00%) Brazil (-3.86%) Japan (-1.96%) Hong Kong (-1.55%) China (+0.21%) Australia (+0.56%) Singapore (-1.03%) India (-3.05%) South Korea (-0.85%) Taiwan (-0.44%) South Africa (+2.03%)

>LIVE TRAFFIC
Sydney (-29%) Tokyo (-18%) Beijing (-21%) Wuhan (-18%) New Delhi (-4%) Dubai (-28%) Moscow (-62%) Rome (-18%) Milan (0%) Berlin (-19%) Munich (-21%) Brussels (-22%) Paris (-29%) Madrid (-12%) Barcelona (-11%) London (-2%) Johannesburg (-40%) Sao Paulo (-17%) Buenos Aires (-1%) New York (-8%) Washington (-5%) Miami (-1%) Toronto (-2%) Chicago (-9%) Houston (-3%) Mexico City (-20%) Los Angeles (-19%) Seattle (-7%)

>LOCKDOWNS AGGREGATE
India (1.3b) China (760m) United States (261m) Pakistan (211m) Mexico (129m) Egypt (97m) Germany (82m) Philippines (70m) Brazil (66m) France (66m) United Kingdom (66m) Italy (60m) South Africa (56m) Colombia (49m) Spain (46m) Argentina (44m) Ukraine (42m) Poland (37m) Morocco (35m) Peru (32m) Venezuela (32m) Malaysia (31m) Nepal (29m) Australia (24m) Russia (20m) Romania (19m) Netherlands (17m) Ecuador (16m) Rwanda (12m) Belgium (11m) Tunisia (11m) Czech Republic (10m) Dominican Republic (10m) Greece (10m) Portugal (10m)…

>FULL LISTS
pastebin.com/raw/S29XMKEr

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fuck outta here, Not Gary

FUCK

Am the only one that's getting that black box covering the numbers?

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Homeless already practice social distancing because they all smell

I am getting a dry cough, but I always do this time of night

Me too, fren. OCD + Panic Disorder + Autism (I won the genetic lottery).

Impending doom is basically my normal emotional state.

K

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This is going to be a fun few months, isn't it?

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ITS GETTING WORSE CORONA IS GONNA KILL US ALL

haha im running out soon sad times my bro

But my parents are boomers and I'm living off them REE

>Sake dat ass corona chan!

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doubles and all the discord trannies ERPing ITT test positive for Corona-chan tomorrow

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We'll just import more high IQ industrious chinks to pay for it

Still on with this nothingburger?

>tfw no mommywife to quarantine with
its not fair bros

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COOF

Put a bullet up your asshole mutt

nm im cured

shut up normy

covid-19 doesnt exist

ur a sheep who is asleep!

ur asleep dude

Yas Forums is meant to be before like 2015 for neets who know what the fuck theyre talking about

u are from the news and mainstream media and u come from the woodwork

not conspiuracys

ur DUMB

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Thanks for all the baking argiebro. Stay safe

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QUARANTINE HIM

Possible. The more likely situation is the governments will simply allow their currency to devalue massively. This might be even more insidious due to the fact it destroys the middle classes savings, the ability to purchase homes, and save for retirement.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA WHAT'S GOING ON

When it mutates into a super virus that causes zombies.

HE'S DEAD

When does this country usually update its numbers? How long has it been stuck at 1900, 4 or 5 rice fields now?

You don't look like you're cured

CHINESE CANADIAN

Archive user here again to reap the days crop of new CoronaChans.
post anything new you've seen in the past couple of days to receive one back. Bonus points for cute images to piss of the anticute poster in the last thread.

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it's obvious. The virus is real, but it's also being hyped by the 24/7 newscycle desperate to use it as Trump's big presidential failure before election season.

Guys Yas Forums is requesting testing kits, what do we do?

Dude, she thinks you're a wimp now. That's the first impression that will stay with her for the rest of her life. You gotta give her corona now to erase her memory.

lol why tho

better start an onlyfans.com page then

cuz your parents' savings are FUCKED

No one actually interacts with homeless people. Unless some charity worker is infected they will be fine

ITS HAPPENING

Russia is sending the United States medical equipment to help fight the coronavirus outbreak, the Interfax news agency reported on Tuesday, citing the Kremlin spokesman Dmitry Peskov.
reuters.com/article/us-health-coronavirus-russia-usa/putin-sending-medical-supplies-to-help-us-fight-coronavirus-ifx-idUSKBN21I37W

Because Californians don't film or care about homeless people
Have you ever seen social media?

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QUARANTINE THEM
GIVE THEM NOTHING

Nothing burgers never bought mask in January so they are fucked, I got a spare mask in case my neighbor wants one. I will survive with my neighbor.

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>What is April Fool's

That deaths vs recovered is worrying.

Close the borders

Buy all of theirs and ship them back to Yas Forums

The virus is now called Vidya Yas Forumsirus since it originated from there

In the foot!

Wouldn't want you to hurt yourself too badly, user.

I still hate the new label.

Maybe the way you drive, Chang.

>The virus is real, but it's also being hyped by the 24/7 newscycle

>The virus is real

NO. STOP THAT.

Prove that its real before you say bullshit like this.

You and normies want to hold onto reality pretending like something this scope could not POSSIBLY EXIST because the whole world would have to be in on it. Yet thats what they did for flat earth too. They deceived the entire world.

So you have to prove that ITS REAL BUT BUT BUT

Actually no it isnt real.

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twitter.com/dbelardomd/status/1245031918493630464?s=21
Why is the media all of a sudden finally admitting masks do in fact work

epic!

Nukes

Tell them it's a nothing burger, they should go out partying.

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Now I need a Corona-chan suffocating someone with facesitting.

People who are recovered or have essential jobs will get badges. Everyone else has to stay 100m of their house except for once a week grocery trip (with a mask). Schools don't open for 2 years.

Belly button

SELL THEM THE SHIT ONES

*cough cough*

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What the fuck is this even about? Some faggot using a script and getting banned?

The threads are like 60% shitposts nowadays.

Give it two weeks

Oh shit...
Imma just unplug everything and hide now.
>the day of lies

because everyone will be buying it from the chinks

AAAHH

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I'M GONNA AHHHH
I'M GONNA COOOOOOOOFFFFFF
AAAAAAAHHHHHHH

ballsack

It's already happening. Hua Bea needs to be drowned in napalm and bombs by the world's armies.

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I live in SF, they are every where and none are dropping dead. NONE.

OK! ILL TALK TO THE Yas Forums AMBASSADOR BRB

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Why is he glowing?

remember when there were people who thought this was a nothing burger. heh

owo hope iwm nowt infected

Can someone post the dancing coronachans with a transparent background pleas

he's infected

corona chaaannnn

How the fuck are these third world shitholes going to manage? People need to work to buy food there. What if you don't even have a fridge, you eat nothing but beans and rice for 2 weeks?

I've been watching recent videos from Crateus and the videographer and most people seem more interested in the floods in the area. It's funny to see police and public health officials in the background trying to catch (and educaye) quarantine breakers like butterflies.

God bless Brasil.

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Yep. "Oh look, attention!"

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death related you retards

I’ve found some good ones last couple days

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SF had it's first case almost a month ago, we are a week into the "surge" already

Why does the Costa Rica flag look like the DPRK flag?

Thank user.

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N

government gibs of course

cia

done

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no but your death number is higher than mine and I just checked

Two possibilities. Either he found some exploit in Yas Forums to make his posts green (which seems pretty unlikely.) Or Yas Forums is rolling out some new policy to ban toxic language

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Um, excuse me what the fuck?

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me too user me too

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