PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - 24 FEET EDITION /ptg/

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP @POTUS
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MAGA

MAGA

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wat stock market gonna do

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4d chess?

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its awoovement

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MAGA :^)

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awoo

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You people do realize that incumbents dont win in recessions right?

It's ironclad you fucking maroons.

your mom

>Remember to remind people they have to actually fill out a physical form and mail it in. E-filing isn't allowed for some reason.
is this true?

>maroons
That's racist as fuck

MAGA

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youtube.com/watch?v=gtRr4pIineQ
SINK

........

FDR says hi. Presidents don't lose election when they're at war

>eating ice cold cheese

>Arguing in the Trump reelection campaign headquarters
user I..

i don't see how, i did Efile

haven't seen that one before, nice

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You realize every major bank is predicting the fastest recovery in world history and stocks closing above where they were in january before the election right? Especially with the libs running with the 200k dead numbers, when it ends up being 75-90k and a roaring economy with wage growth Biden will get raped

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Since 1869, the island has served as New York's sixth potter's field. Approximately 800,000 bodies are buried on the island, making it the largest publicly funded cemetery in the world.

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No, the simple answer is rural people already tend to social distance themselves from damn near everyone not family or close friends.
Even then those don't come over often as well.

I transferred my foreskin to my chin, so now I can sit at work and stroke it at my desk.

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>Fake closures caused by blue ticket holders
>Red ticket wants to reopen
>This is public information
Four more years.

Can I get yesterday's/today's notable events please..

what did trump say about his infrastructure plans???

>FDR says hi. Presidents don't lose election when they're at war
We arent in a war. We're in a pandemic that Trump bungled.

Had a dem been president, this thing would have been wrapped up with little disruption to our economy and hospitals. Biden will win just by not being Trump.

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Build wall

not nice

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Just like the EU?

Not to sound like a racist but niggers really ruin the picture

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>We arent in a war
...he doesn't know

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this is "journalism" in 2020

The people want closures for now. They are siding with the dems for now.

And Biden or Cuomo will get to enjoy that recovery and the boost of approval that comes with it. The quarter that decides the election is the second quarter. And that one is going to be big red.

Roads n tunnels n sheit.

1. this is not a recession, it is a global pandemic
2. leadership does not change in times of crisis

pipe down and go educate yourself, uneducated retard.

Patently false information. Trump was leading the charge and forming the coronavirus task force while the dems were circlejerking over impeachment. We are at war with a disease, and quite possibly china while we're at it. Trump's election was guaranteed months ago, but now we don't even need an election

>go to the store per usual to get my groceries for the week
>its fucking hailing pollen cause its pollen season
>shits like walking on eggshells sound wise because theres so much fucking pollen everywhere
>in an isle gettin mai spagget
>feel a sneeze comin along and sneeze into by arm
>people panic and run from me
>a lady starts screaming and leaves her child in the cart near me
>30 seconds later the employees bar me in the isle
>ask them if they're stupid
>explain to them that sneezing isnt a symptom of the virus and that there is pollen falling like snow outside
>the actual retards have to look it up on their phones
>they let me go
>as I pass them I fake cough
>they panic and people in the store steer clear of me while I finished my shopping
It really is true, stupidity is the deadliest disease of all.

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Uncle Joe is going to make everything better.!

Well, it won't let me e-file. Maybe it's different for you.

Also, we might be in the Guyver timeline.

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i-is that a little bit of blood i see

a lot of this is bullshit btw. actually, if you want to know everything, just go to this link:

irs.gov/newsroom/economic-impact-payments-what-you-need-to-know

if it's covered there, it's 100% accurate.

>Trump's election was guaranteed months ago
I like how nu-/ptg/ has just become 2016 Hillary voters at this point.

i was expecting he would build something similar to the hoover dam and golden gate bridge

>We arent in a war. We're in a pandemic that Trump bungled.
His base and independents don't see it that way. Four more years.

His opponents are literally too sick to run, Trump is running completely unopposed

what would joe retard have done?

Trump said it would disappear by April. Explain that

the first time he has a rally, he's going to be reinfected

CAN YOU STOP POSTING HER ALREADY SHE LOOKS EXACLY LIKE A GENDER SWAP OF MY BEST FRIEND

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Had tests running up in time and distributed proper PPE and ventilation.

>BRRRAAAAPPPPPs on your coronavirus
Reminder having sex prevents the Wuhans

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>have an anal fissure from the big poop once
>Pain is so intense post toilet that I almost vomit while lying in bed

Honestly I'd rather be shot at this point. When are Trump's neet bucks coming so I can drown my behind in preph?

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The sickness won't end until the tumor is removed.

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Coof.

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>No really dude he's got a 99.9% chance of winning
Where have I heard this shit before, oh, right. Hillary voters in 2016.

The person who is most interesting always appears to win.
I can tell you that Donald Trump is still the most interesting person in the race.
Ergo, he's going to win, AS LONG AS WE GET OUT AND FUCKING VOTE FOR HIM.

VOTE FOR TRUMP IN NOVEMBER YOU LAZY FAGGOTS. DO IT.

the tests were up in time and everything has been distributed

Biden promoted open borders as a cure

Would 7 million American deaths take the complete piss out of the holocaust?

Delusional.

>the tests were up in time
no, they bungled them and it took forever to get testing. We arent testing enough.

>everything has been distributed
I see everyone on twitter talking about the hell that nurses and doctors are going through right now with no PPE. Trump fucked them over!

or maybe from trump voters in 2016

what was trumps appproval rating right before he won the biggest election anyone can win?
what is his approval rating right now?

He did not, that is entirely false. He said we as a country hope to have things open by Easter, which is true for everyone, but that if the situation demands then another plan would be put forth, which has happened.
>re
nice fantasy
Not 99.9. 100%. He literally has no opponent. None. There is no one who even physically or legally can challenge him at this point, and 70% of the country wants him.

Feed me more shills, move the goalposts all you want because I'll go there and I'll beat you there, too

We're not in a recession, we're in a national emergency. National emergencies ENTRENCHES the incumbent.

>The people want closures for now. They are siding with the dems for now.
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>The voters behind Trump’s higher approval ratings: ‘I think he’s handled it pretty well’
dailypress.com/nation-world/ct-nw-nyt-trump-approval-ratings-20200331-urc3xvpmnrcgjpns42gtnvltpe-story.html

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See this post right here, this is their strategy. This is why the media is fear mongering harder than ever before in history

kek

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America is the only country that tests

the Maoists on twitter are lying, obviously.

>We arent testing enough.
Objectively false, we are testing exactly as much as we need to. We are not wasting valuable tests on people who aren't sick, we are using them to confirm on people who are that they have or do not have covid-19, Twitter is not real life, and don't you dare post that fucking abortion doctor holding a poncho claiming it's vital PPE, that is blatant misinformation.

your proof is twitter posts?
seriously?

I hope they go even stir crazier

lmao still losing to Joe by 10 points in polls

>Trump
Each time you say his name he gets a little bit stronger.

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How can it rain on Friday... if the skies are clear on Tuesday? Don't be a sheep.

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>We're in a pandemic that Trump bungled.

Funny how Nanci Pelosi was DEMANDING open borders for everyone on earth except Americans DURING the pandemic.

Thank God no April Fool shit this year

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conference call April 1st, at 2:30pm EDT

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Yes the shilling for the Chinks has been obvious from the beginning. CHY NAH MUST PAY. TAIWAN NUMBER ONE

>However, some seniors and others who typically do not file returns will need to submit a simple tax return to receive the stimulus payment.
OK, yes.
>The IRS does not have my direct deposit information. What can I do?
>In the coming weeks, Treasury plans to develop a web-based portal for individuals to provide their banking information to the IRS online, so that individuals can receive payments immediately as opposed to checks in the mail.
News to me, that's good.
>I have not filed my tax return for 2018 or 2019. Can I still receive an economic impact payment?
>Yes. The IRS urges anyone with a tax filing obligation who has not yet filed a tax return for 2018 or 2019 to file as soon as they can to receive an economic impact payment. Taxpayers should include direct deposit banking information on the return.
You do need to file -- I think you're posting more bullshit than me.

>hillary cant lose! look at these polls!
>trumps approval rating is too low to win!

why even go outside? we should just stay in our capsules and eat our bugs

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Yas Forums TRANNIES STARTED A VIRUS

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Hold up, so they're still mailing money orders to people that don't file taxes? Is there any official confirmation of this?

You are trying to convince a Bern victim.

Funny how the border is still wide open as we speak right now, under Trump.

not even 20% of biden "supporters" strongly support Biden. Trump has won, and china guaranteed it

what?

Reminder that the Trump administration sent 18 TONS of PPE to China just a month ago. Despite his act in public, Trump never had the balls to actually treat China appropriately and now we are paying for it. Death to China.

never understood that thing

fucking nigger
digging a lot of graves is not the same as digging mass graves
fucking jewry
also
>according to sources with knowledge of the offer
what ever happened to proofs?

No it isn't. He shut down the Southern border and has a travel ban on the entire world right now.

biden being the most unlikable candidate since hillary is not a sign that trump is handling this virus satisfactorily

>the IRS is posting more bullshit about the shit they are 100% responsible for carrying out as mandated by an actual law than me, a random person on Yas Forums talking out of his ass

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Patently untrue, both northern and southern borders are on full lockdown, with the wall being completed faster than ever.

Every single talking point you have is a falsehood akin to saying the sky is green. It's obvious at this point, you're just wrong, and everyone can see it

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Awoo!

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OH FUCK IT BEGINS
Some people will have their name rendered weird and it means that they're infected.
DON'T REPLY TO THEM

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I wish Trump invites only CNN, MSNBC, PBS, CBS, etc to a presser at some place in DC while he hosting the real one at the White House for April Fools.

Sure thing, retard.

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Just don't go outside and FUCK THIS BOOMER MORON!!

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not to mention the vast gap in enthusiasm

>you're just wrong, and everyone can see it
Sure thing staffer. Go grab me a coffee.

awoo?

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>niggers
has anyone noticed that everyone but niggers are following a quarantine type lifestyle currently?

Every time I go out to get supplies it's always around 50% niggers aimlessly milling with all their nigglets in tow yelling and screaming at the grocery and 50% whites+asians+hispanics quickly getting and getting out, most of which don't have kids with them (even the poorer hispanics). I mean I live in a place with way too many niggers, but it's no where near 50% nigger.

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lmao Trump is such a china bitch. This is why he'll lose

>IF YOU DON'T FILE, THEN YOU'LL HAVE TO WAIT 4-5 WEEKS FOR A PHYSICAL CHECK TO COME IN THE MAIL SO LONG AS YOU HAVE A SSN/TIN, ARE NOT AN ILLEGAL ALIEN AND HAVEN'T BEEN CLAIMED AS A DEPENDENT.
This is the bullshit I'm talking about you absolute shill. If you don't file in 2018 and 2019, you'll get nothing, possibly unless you're on Social Security.

That is a different argument entirely, we have IDs here to keep track of those things. The fact that Trump has taken more, faster, and more effective methods to stem the infection rate such as enacting the DPA, brokering deals with national manufacturers, and advising the public day to day is proof that he's handling this virus satisfactorily. That and the 70% approval rating.

>Still allowing day crossers at checkpoints
>Still not catching border hoppers
>Border still not closed whatsoever
The campaign actually pays you people for this shit?

Nothing is bungled retard.

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I unironically have become disgusted with Trump because of the stupidity of his response (he literally sent tons of medical equipment and supplies to China) and trying to paper it over with a shitty payout that is literally going to make no difference.

Thought everything trump said was a lie?

Hi user
*coof coof*

>didn't even file taxes for years?
>that's ok!
>link your personal bank account here
>you get FREE money
Lel, ICE has taught them well

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Canada bitched about it. Mexico demanded it. Both borders are closed, and you are wrong. Repeat yourself as often as you please, you will not be right. You will never be right until you admit that Trump getting things done.

Not referring to that article but mass grave would be better for contaminated bodies, saves time and chance of a infection by just dozing them in.

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convicts have been digging graves on Hart Island over 100 years, it's proof the dead in NYC are indigent and uncollected.

Ah, their pre-breeding sow days

>muhhh climate change
Something literally nobody cares about anymore. How interesting.

>hide nipples
>show sausage

Why tho?

When are they sending out payments?

Well why isnt the virus gone? It's April now.

Trump is the incumbent now though

nothing will happen
we're fine

Bill Still confirms that Trump nationalizing the Fed is real.

youtu.be/_ZLVxsZTYLc

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only reason Dubya lost was Ross Perot

infect me corona chan

i'm not denying that
i'm attacking the shit tier reporting on the matter and the deliberate pilpul of calling it "mass graves"
maybe it's true but i highly, highly fucking doubt it

>>>stormfront

>You will never be right until you admit that Trump getting things done.
He's getting things done say for places like Israel, cannot lie and say the same about the US, sorry. Maybe when that actually is the cause I'll be able to but since we're drawing to a close on Trump's one term I have to go off of what the reality on the ground is.

>international shipping hasn't been shut down
That is correct
>CBP isn't catching border hoppers
That is incorrect, they continue to do so every day using the technology embedded in the brand new wall
>border still not closed
Except legally. And physically. And culturally since no one wants to risk getting sick. You are lying outright

And there goes the goalposts. Those being expelled ARE border hoppers, dipshit.

Are you literally 15?

No evidence. Bush lost because of the econnomy. It's all anyone ever says about that election

Q predicted this

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You do realize that you are in a thread that discussed all things Trump related 24/7, right? If you want to lie about things that Trump has/ hasn't done, this isn't the place to do it.

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AIN'T NO VIRUS GUNNER GIT ME MAYNE *shoots guns in air*

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Yes awoo

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What's life like back in 2017?

>Trump is the incumbent now though
And they do not lose, Bill Clinton only won because Perot stopped CIA Old Bush

That is still patently untrue, and you pivoting only proves you're not here in good faith. You screech and moan about Trump being nebulously wrong, but every single one of your examples is an outright lie with the promise that the next one won't be. All you have are lies