I won’t be paying rent

I hope none of you anons own my apartment because you won’t be getting my rent for the next six months and there’s literally NOTHING you can do to change that.

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Don't make me come up there and kick your ass faggot.

>pic
I'm afraid it's too late for that logic to convince people. They're too far gone into thinking everything under the sun is a product and profit is all that matters.

Abos will do anything for a few cases of VB. Might even break into your apartment and murder you while you sleep and after a few weeks while the cops sort it all out as a home invasion gone wrong, rental market gets another vacancy.

Thinking I’m scared of abos. M8 I have a sword and blade in my locked bedroom at night. My door is never unlocked. I am aggressive and big. I want to kill someone before I die.

>"hurr durr dont pay rent"
>eviction notice gets taped to your door
>"FUCK LANDLORDS, FUCK PAYING RENT!"
>county sheriff comes and physically tosses your commie ass into the street
>"REEEEEEEE IM A SOVEREIGN CITIZEN!"
>locks are changed so you can't go back in
>too scared to bust a window to go back in
>wander the streets a-cussin' and a-cryin'
>all your belongings are sold and the money is given to the landlord to cover the cost of rent, cleaning and repairs for the next tenant
>get next meal in a homeless soup line
>sleep under a bridge with 12 other homeless people because the shelter is at capacity
>shivved in the night for your shoes
Its the communism you asked for

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>"hurr durr dont pay rent"
>eviction notice gets taped to your door
>"FUCK LANDLORDS, FUCK PAYING RENT!"
>Courts are backed up 3 months
>by then, the eviction process must restart
>order expires
>county sheriff is useless as they can't get warrant
>landlords take matter into own hands
>breaks law and gets arrested
>tenant now completely off the hook
>when this blows over, they leave without backrent
>no reproductions because landlord is a cunt
>find new place, doesn't loose sleep
>landlord in jail, or bankrupt

If only they came to an agreement.

Hahaha! Fat mall ninja scared in his bedroom.

Cops will come kick you out

kek nice
landies BTFO

not in new york lol, most of them tested positive.

>Landlord tells police you threatened him with a gun
>Cops kick down the door, you've got the TV remote in your hand and they shoot you
>You bleed out on the floor
>Landlord fills vacancy the day after the crime scene cleaners finish.
>Cop gets off after 2 weeks of admin leave.

>i deserve to have society pay for me to live for free and contribute nothing

imagine being a landlordlet that would get rustled over a single tenant

if you don't own over 10 apartment complex don't reply to me

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this shit is

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don't be assholes

don't kill your landlords

don't give them a reason to use those soldiers they've been shipping into a city near you

>waaaahhh I should be able to make money during a global crisis

Eat shit and get an essential job then. I'm paying my rent because I have one.

You can either kick your tenants out on the street and have no tenants for the foreseeable future or cut a deal so you still have tenants at the end of this.

>Boomers coming to an agreement that doesn't satisfy their greed
Good luck with that

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>South Pacific Sweden
>up
The absolute state of Amerigoblino education

>waaaaaahhhhhhh I think people who chose to make money differently than I do don't deserve to be able to feed their families
don't be a retard. Most unless your landlord is Jewish, they're not some millionaire with a throne made of money
>You can either kick your tenants out on the street and have no tenants for the foreseeable future or cut a deal so you still have tenants at the end of this.
Unfortunately, there's people like you who supposedly are essential and still pay rent who will gladly fill the vacancy. Either way though, an empty unit is a lot better off than an occupied unit with a tenant who isn't paying. Tenants are a liability.

You know 99.9% of property "owning" boomers are just going to boot tenants, sell to whichever (((bank))) or (((credit union))) will pocket some of their losses, and sit on social security until they manage to fly to and retire in Israel.

What habits?

What sort of mental midget wrote that tripe? I'm evicting anyone who don't pay rent on time this month. They made an agreement to pay.

>not paying for cable tv because it's like 80% ads (much like the free, OTA channels here) and you have to schedule your life around the tv as opposed to streaming services / pirating where you can just watch whatever whenever
>not buying diamond rings for proposals because lmao yeah fucking right
>not buying boats because lmao for what purpose?
>not buying harleys, or classic hot rod cars because cheap corollas are better on gas

What a shithole

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Ask the state for some of them gibs you colossal faggot

landlord here. Rent is due on the first of the month or I change the keys and you are sleeping in a park with alcoholic bums.

I will, along with evicting ever last deadbeat, I can do both.

How? Physically? Will you physically come to my apartment and lift me out with your little typist arms?

its so funny when its incredibly obvious that someone is larping as a landlord

>im evicting anyone who dont pay rent on time this month

like honestly how fucking retarded do you have to be to make this statement.

How do you get in when I am home to do this? I can get a locksmith around to put my own locks in and tell you you’ve violated the moratorium on evictions. You lose faggot.

Holy shit this is either the worst larp or Adam Smith was right.

No I'll swat you if you refuse to leave. Say you threatened me with a gun or knife when I came to collect rent.

where my bootstraps at

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>commies start actually killing landlords because of larping retards threatening tenants with swattings
I hope this happens

Those are all objective wastes of money to me.
I can understand the boat maybe kind of because the sea is pretty neat and fishing is relaxing sometimes. But surely you could rent.

renter here
i have a lease that states you have to go through eviction procedures if you wish me to be gone
good luck doing that with the civil court system being locked down and effectively closed

I'm a very capitalist person, but I whole heartily agree with pic.

You have a bunch of rando's who invest in something and think that making money and turning a profit is some sort of fundamental right.

There are risks with everything. Loaning out money is a business there is a risk you'll never get it back or even turn of profit.

If you can't take the heat, stay out of the kitchen.

Worked before with a trouble tenant. They found some coke on premises so it made it easy to get them out.

Theres less to see out at sea than from the shore. Change my mind.

You have to be over 18 to post here

What retards leave coke laying around?

Based and redditpilled kek

You're right outside of maybe diving which is probably still better closer to shore

>conveniently forgetting property tax which pays for all the services you rely on.
Whoops, looks like you're retarded!

This is LITERALLY irrefutable
Only the Jewiest longnose kike would disagree

>abos

?

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The kind that are drug addicts?

They need to go to court to get an eviction notice.

What happened in 2008 and 2009? The courts were so clogged with foreclosures, that it took years to get people out of houses.

These cunts.

Generally docile, but crazy when on the piss and they're always on the piss

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Not financing stupidly expensive cars and houses.

When kikels rule the world...

The sad thing is that "muscle" cars from the 70s and 80s were complete shit due to emission standards.

>unfortunately people are still making money so I can’t be a bum

Rare af nice

The civil court system is not shut down contrary to popular belief.

You’d be surprised how much can get done over the phone and internet.

Pay your rent. It’s not worth being homeless over

This isn’t a real thing, it looks like something some communist posted on Facebook. The reality is that when you moved into your house, you signed a document called a “lease agreement”. In this document you have agreed to (among other things) pay the rent on time. By the way if you’re waiting for a “rent and mortgage amnesty”, I have a bridge to sell you. Mortgages might get bailed out, but poor renters NEVER will, not ever. Pay your rent, or face the consequences, including potential eviction.

>live on somebody else’s property
>why should I need to pay them?
Typical bum mindset

You know what you could do? Rent apartments, then sublet them for 1/2 the cost of your rent, or for sexual favors, and then just don't pay the actual owner anything.

Congrats retard. Your little LARP from that image is the most retarded thing I’ve ever seen.

Remember: you will always be a poorfag

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>The money I could be making isn't being made. Even though I'll still make a net profit this year, I'm taking a loss because I didn't make as much extra money as I thought I would.

Boomer logic.