I have literally eaten several squirrels in my lifetime

I skinned a few but then my dad weirded me out about it so I threw them in the field for the coyotes and birds.

Fuck off chink. Stop eating bats and monkeys.

OP is about to start an anthrax spread very based

Do americans really?

And rhino horns, tiger dicks, pangolin, etc

Nobody in here knows what goes in the food we buy, just look at the horse meat scandal in the UK not too long ago. Rats/insects get caught in machines and mashed up in the food all the time

Squirrels, raccoons, it all tastes the same in a chili.

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Cook them in cream of mushroom soup, optional
with some fried onions and mushrooms.
I thought it was pretty common to eat them, I didn't know I was that big of a redneck.

uh. what did your dad do?

Not very subtle. But most animals can be eaten if they are fed clean food and aren't disease-ridden. For instance, I eat a lot of pidgeon. They only eat grain and are hundreds of miles from any shitty city. This is my favorite recipe. youtube.com/watch?v=Vq0xQQ5oUpw&t

100% nut diet but the only thing concerning is drinking filthy water

I imagine they would taste a lot like rabbit? Doesn't seem that weird to me. In all likelihood if you had rural grandparents alive during the Depression you have family members who've eaten squirrel.

>he's implying i've only unknowingly eaten them as opposed to trapping them deliberately
>because motherfucking bbq smoked squirrel

You asshole, squirrels are my favorite creature, I'd eat them if I had to but things aren't even close to that bad yet

Bravo I like this one!

Underrated pasta edit. Have a (you)

nobody cares faggot
not your personal blog faggot
quit shitting up the board faggot

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Told him about the time he got raped by a squirrel and then showed him how it went down.

>I have literally eaten several squirrels in my lifetime

What else have you eaten, Zhang Zhou?

Theres a big difference between squirrels and rats. Also who knos what street vendors are putting in their dishes. They eat anthing that moves, quite literally anything.

Not clean, not food.

Christogenea.org

The problem with Asians is not eating the weird shit.
It is having fucking huge markets filled with decaying carcasses of wild animals with absolutely zero health and safety standards.
The same thing with niggers selling bushmeat in Africa.

Gray and Black squirrels.
My favored preparation is stewing in a slow cooker.
It tastes like rabbit, but even after stewing the meat is firm and has great texture.

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Why eat squirrel when you can have delicious sunfish?

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When I was a pledge I had to hunt a squirrel, kill it and cook it to serve to an older brother. Toughest meat I’ve ever tasted. God bless Carnesville GA though, many based farmers there

Yes, but it would be difficult to remove the bones and the grind would be very lean. It would be better to prepare it as pulled meat.

>My favored preparation is stewing in a slow cooker.

The got slow cookers in China? Does the CCP give you one if you have a good social credit score and praise Winnie the Pooh daily on social media?

Tell us more, about your fascinating country,Zhang Zhao.

How many dogs do they pay you chinks to post propaganda on this site?

Im sorry i just killed them... With a air gun mind you and i didnt like play with their corpse just used them for target practice

Have to tenderize depending on how you cook it

>Cook them in cream of mushroom soup, optional
That's my favorite.
I also like beef heart in mushroom soup.

Same here. Couple of years back I was eating so many squirrels. It was like an obsession.

Nah I dont live in a flyover hick state like you

Squirrels are classic survival food, they're small game like rabbits. I'd only eat squirrels if I had no better options, ch8nks eat dogs by torturing them to death because they like the adrenochrome their bodies release, if you cant see the difference then you're probably a chink too.

Stop spamming threads faggot

Burgoo is the shit.

I ate the legs only and only in winter

4 dimensional chink posting doesn't work. You need to take it up a dimension or two. Now fuck off back to your wet market and eat some more recycled experiment animals.

They got rabies...
you fucking redneck faggots...

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Most mammals can get rabies, what's your point?

Besides

>Small rodents like squirrels, hamsters, guinea pigs, gerbils, chipmunks, rats, and mice) and lagomorphs including rabbits and hares are almost never found to be infected with rabies and have not been known to transmit rabies to humans.

>Rebel flag.
>Never ate tree rats.
Jewish.

Raccoon
Deer
Morel
Wild Turkey
Alligator
Beef Heart

Nothing too exotic. I am a pleb when it comes to this. But I've eaten a lot of squirrels.

I had a chance at turtle stew but I convinced my mom to let it go. Thing was probably as old as I am. My relatives say it was common to eat turtles decades ago.

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Your dad is a raging faggot

I'm from Appalachia

This is such a bizarre sentence to read.
>because everyone needs it.

Look like bat meat

And these people reproach chinks for eating bats.

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>there are people ITT who have never killed, gutted, cooked and eaten an animal
Absolutely GAY

My only concern is about stripping them. I don't know how. I could look it up on youtube, I guess. Protein is protein. Take what you can get.

we call squirrels tree oysters in canada they are prized for their succulent meat here

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based

I can see a maple butter gravy.

Good job, faggot. You made me spit cum all,over my laptop.

This is important to anyone who plans to rely on hunting game to survive post shtf. If you were only eating squirrel you'd actually need something like 4-5 gray squirrels a day to get enough calories. But 1 squirrel with some sides like rice, bread or something is great protein and a little bit of dietary fat if you eat the organs and everything. But as you can see squirrels can run out fast although they do have a pretty fast reproduction.

>Ching chang larping as Johnny Reb again
At least you found a better translator than your post last night Xi

I have as well. Rabbits too. Nothing wrong with it. Rabbit is the leanest protein you can get anywhere.

Normally I like squirrels, but something about the way potguts stare at you like some kinda mountain size porch monkey makes me want to fill a giant crockpot full of those portly buggers

>i didnt like play with their corpse
well thats good user,,,,

Rescued a baby squirrel last year, gave it to wildlife rehabber, said it's very hard if not impossible for squirrels to contract rabies. I'd kept it as a pet if I'd know that.

>Theres a big difference between squirrels and rats.

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Slow your roll Joe Exotic, not everything makes good pets

I should have said "dressing" them. I don't know if I could "man up" to hacking off the extremites, cutting and ripping off the skin, reaching in and pulling out the internal organs without spilling shit all over them, washing them out. That's for bitches.

They carry other diseases too that humans can contract.

there are look at the environment of both rats and dirty filthy sewer animals the noble tree rat is non of those things

You don't even have the balls to mutilate an innocent woodland creature and rip out its organs with your bare hands, and you're gonna sit here and call someone else a bitch?