Why did everyone think they wouldn't be able to buy toiletpaper lol

Why did everyone think they wouldn't be able to buy toiletpaper lol

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i still havent seen it restocked at target yet

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Just go to a CVS. You get a free roll of toilet paper with every purchase.

my local super markets are pretty isolated and stocked, pretty amazing honestly, we have a lot too.

Fucking help me I need chlorox wipes. Some Lyson spray also.

There is a 40 ft high wall of it at costco.

went shopping today literally everything was restocked except tp, i got 10 rolls left. after that

war

my mother works in a grocery store and tells me it sells out the same day they get it in

Yes, if SHTF and society collapses it sure would be sad to run out of toiletpaper in the first month

Just the panic that was created, snowball effect

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I dunno. why cant I still buy more then 2 gal of milk at a time. Who the fuck panic buys MILK for Gods sake.

>Who the fuck panic buys MILK for Gods sake.
or eggs, or fresh meat...

Cityfags tend to not understand the most basic mechanisms of civilization like scarcity or planning. Sometimes, when a hurricane or blizzard is predicted by their prophets (especially on the East coast), you can see vestigial forethought surface as they strip WalMart shelves bare like a plague of locusts; they never seem to learn from this though, and often exhibit great distress when they have more than a few hours worth of food and water in their cage otherwise.

I'm not certain, but I think being tightly packed in a place where you can go buy anything at any hour of the day has slowly been turning all cityfags into niggers.

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Or use bark and leaves like I have.

because Johnson & Johnson stopped manufacturing and shipping it in normal quantities as part of their responsibility in Agenda 21

>when you order the #8 at Taco Bell

I live in the city and they haven't been stocked with shit paper since this all started. Luckily I've been stocking up since January.

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TP for bungholioo

1. people with kids go through a shit ton of TP. they do not use reasonable amounts

2. if they were running low anyhow, it was the time to buy

3. people were thinking that they could be physically quarantined (ie police/military during the Boston bombing).

idk I keep a 12 pack in the house and in a worst case just take a fucking shower after shitting

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You still can't find it in most stores around the country

Dude, that roll is going to get splashes of pee all over it.

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Okay, boomer. That is too old school for the rest of us. Fuck, I didn't even watch that shit.

Get a bidet you filthy animals

many many people go thru milk/eggs/bread. See my previous comment about people with kids. It's not unreasonable for a family of 4 to eat a dozen eggs in a few days, drink a gallon of milk, or eat a loaf or two of bread.

People don't want to adapt, they just want to throw money at the problem. Plus bread and eggs keep for a very long time. Milk would if we weren't retarded in the US. In most places it's totally shelf stable

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>Milk would if we weren't retarded in the US. In most places it's totally shelf stable
Can I get a little sauce with that, sir?

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most places don't want to deal with the shipping and waste of fresh dairy so the pasteurize/irradiate the milk and it keeps forever

most places also don't drink as much milk as us corn fed americans tho so that's probably why it works out for them

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I didn't horde toilet paper and I actually ran out last week. I've been checking BJs, Aldi, Shoprite, Target, and Walmart everyday and finally was able to buy 4 rolls at Shoprite today. Panic hoarders should be shot. Prepping ahead of time is fine though.

Wow. The things you learn on a Tibetan scarf-knitting forum. Thanks, Ameribro!

>many many people go thru milk/eggs/bread
that's nice.
those are also what are commonly called "perishables".
as in, you don't try buy a year's supply in one day, unless you're a cityfag in an ill advised panic.

shit paper, on the other hand, doesn't go bad in a matter of days, yet those fucking morons are panic buying that, too.

when you eat, you eventually shit.
you know you want to wipe your ass afterward, but you normally buy your TP like a rational person would buy milk.

Cityfags seem to have the mindset of buy shittons of everything in a panic, or make a trip to the store every time you run out of one thing.
No balance, no in-between.

Niggers.

it isnt panic hoarders you tard. Its the chinks that are the problem. "panic hoarding" is being used as a scapegoat by gutless people who cant name the chinks.

I wipe my ass with Clorox wipes. When the burning stops, I’m very clean.

No one wants a plumber over during the plague to unclog a toilet and no one that isn’t Mexican wants to put dirty shit paper in the trash and let it sit there

Still really hard to find on Australia makes me sad

Cityfag here, guilty as charged. I used to head to the grocery store 3 times a week, some weeks everyday. Grab enough food for a meal cook it. Go back next day. Now all of you contagious sick fucks are coughing all over my food and hoarding like no tomorrow so in feb I bought a shitload of non perishables and have been eating starches and frozen meat like some disgusting savage. Amazon needs to get their shit right so I dont have to contaminate myself just for some fresh produce/meat.

Pathetic, disgusting cityfags. Here's hoping corona-chan visits you and yours.

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Shiite in the hood we just use our food stamps from poker and the food last forever boi

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>I used to head to the grocery store 3 times a week, some weeks everyday. Grab enough food for a meal cook it. Go back next day.
I hope you get raped to death by a pack of feral niggers when you go to buy eggs tomorrow morning.
Why do cityfags bother having refrigerators or freezers when you go to the store, or a restaurant for every fucking meal?

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Good luck. Amazon has hijacked all their current and incoming inventory to sell to priority services. I work in gubmint and got our organization set up as a recipient for our Amazon Business account. Up until last week, you could find Clorox wipes and such available if you simply were persistent in checking the site. Now you can't buy it even if they have it unless you're a priority account.

That's next level.

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Thanks to all you paranoid fucks on Yas Forums, I got to buying in early February, even got in on a box of regular priced N95 masks.

We're under a remain home order and I couldn't care less. There's nothing left I need to buy at this point. I'll go out maybe in a week to get fresh produce.

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>Clorox wipes
Yeah, those things go bad in what, about 2-3 days?
Clorox bleach is even worse. I've been told it expires about 12 hours after opening it.
They should keep it in the dairy section, with a huge warning sign.

Fucking cunts.

I'm good on toilet paper, but I would like to buy some hand sanitizer

i just gank the 1 ply from work.

make your own from aloe vera gel and rubbing alcohol.

I can't find alcohol either

Simple solution. With 8$ worth of hardware you could hook one up in your own bathroom with a tiny bit of effort.

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Do you have to put it right into your butt, or do you just pull your cheeks open and spray onto your ring from a distance?

Ultrapasteurized tastes bad imo.

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Only americans would hoard paper products, knowing the live in a country that has 6,000,000 square miles of forests

Built for American Anus

Aim in such a way that the shitwater splashes back into the toilet instead of our of it.

defend the forest with your life

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Happens a lot. Had one at my school. Every guy alone in the bathroom pisses in it