PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - LATE NIGHT EDITION /ptg/

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP @POTUS
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MAGA

shills mad

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MAGA

Unemployment is currently sitting at 93%.

MAGA :)

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>wait an hour in line for Popeye's
>got food poisoning
that's it, i'm ridin' for Biden now.

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Make Russia great again as well

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You're using this time at home to sharpen your dating profile, right?

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we will get through this, stay strong, fags

Does this mean less christmas presents?

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She is so beautiful!!!

bros.....

the O(with a line at the bottom)user posts are starting to scare me.

theyre SWEARING that in just 19 minutes, all the power is going to go out.
i know most of you even have the LETTER word filtered, so i wont say it because i want your thoughts.

is it really happening?
people on twitter are saying they are so certain that theyll LEAVE HIM BEHIND if it doesnt happen.

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tomorrow the US passes 200k total cases

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>implying it's not a 0%
everyone's already died of chink flu user, you're just the last gasp of a computer simulation

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And yet I still go to work.

Your pic says
TRUMP LAND

FANTASTIC

Trump is fucked.

Unemployment is going to be 50%

At least 100k dead regardless. Just give the election to dems.

YES YES bring the blackout, and crash everything, so i can change my shit lifestyle for good

Any SouthCarolina anons have news about our state or thoughts if we'll be one of those june states?

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>The Q team has shined a spotlight on a lot of really important shit that's turned out to be true:
>Epstein
>FISA abuse
>Clinton Foundation pay-for-play
>Soros funding a lot of the "resistance"

They're just a small team that works for Jared Kushner. They can fabricate, boomers don't verify. What's the motive? What can all this really accomplish? Answer: the reelection of Donald J. Trump. The Jews still control the banks, everyone still rapes children, Clinton is still a star. The schools still convert girls to sluts. Babies are killed. White people still get genocided. It's nothing deep. This is for the reelection of Donald J. Trump.

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FRENS!

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Who would have thought that a stock boy at the grocery store had more job security than most of the people in this thread?

Unemployment is at 93%, trumpshill!

Yeah because Biden or Hillary would be the model for great leadership.

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Most of those won't come back, industries will be looking to streamline, cut waste to "recover" the loses during the crisis that's not including the jobs that needed to be cutted because they were money sinks to begin with.
Also after September the corporations who take loans can fire, layoff whomever they please.

>total cases
deaths are all that matter
lmao post it again faggot, maybe it will become true (it won't)

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They ought to be. They can feel the noose tightening.

MAGA

No, you're over your limit of "saying it once a day" Eduardo.

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>TFW making one of the last posts before April nigger's day

Jebus Christo say safe love

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well that bernie guy wants to overhaul the medical industry. now seems like a nice time for that.

BIG Andy here to save the D-Day

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MAGA

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I'm guaranteed work, our company supplies the power plant in my area.

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OUR FOOD TASTER IS BEING SUBVERTED BY THE KIKES!

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woops!
youtube.com/watch?v=7pjbmHOCKe8

By September, 75% of the population will be dead from the virus, so jobs won't really matter at that point.

>deaths are all that matter
>whites: 0
this fren gets it

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Based

Why can't any side in this openly admit who they are and what they want?

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he's on the up and up. You can't unsee the jew

In a just world they would all hang for treason. Unfortunately we live in a JUST world instead.

starting 12:00:01, mods will roll out their latest April Fool's Day prank:
Mods working with Moot and google engineers will create a captcha that gives users consecutive results of false negatives combined with multiple "captcha failed to load correctly, please try again" responses.

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I think this whole thing has been a great test run for a real pandemic. My state gets a D+.

>pigs in a blanket with no pork
Damn them! What bull

Correct, but those 25% will still want to restructure.

desu those are some pretty good dogs. I prefer ballpark franks, but heeb nash is tasty.

i see jooish people

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>not having a pass in cy+5

I wish. Why do I still have my job? Probably cause I'm not a dumbass neet.


Trump is fucked idiot. Nobody can win with sky high unemployment in an election year. See 1932 and 1992

What's Hiroshimoot's prank gonna be this year, guys?

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I'm so glad he got confirmed. Very much looking forward to Ginsberg's retirement.

>a captcha that gives users consecutive results of false negatives combined with multiple "captcha failed to load correctly, please try again" responses.
that's literally every day for me though, right up to and including this post

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I prefer nathan’s, but really I prefer not-all-beef. The trouble is finding one thats also high quality. I don’t think butchers ever make their own hotdogs? Just sausages usually.

Total shutdown.

Asians coughing soundtrack on loop, every board

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failed captchas
>for the rest of your life

Corona themed posts.
>[This post is 97% infected with Coronavirus]

Certain people in each thread will be infected and infect anybody they (you) or that (you) them.

At least thats what I hope.

Every link you click reports you to the FBI ad a pedophile.

been wondering myself. perhaps something Corona-related?
something to do with quarantining the site maybe?

>this site is now property of the CCP

>Trump is fucked
ok retard lol

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all boards are quarantined and you can only be in one board for the whole day

Think of all the part time employees that are going to transition into full time though. This may be the purge we need to move forward. Homeless bums won't work and all the good hardworking people are stuck in dead end jobs. This happening will get them unstuck.

you are not immune to jooish tricks

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Find a better butcher, my local guy does beef, beef/pork, and birb dogs

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>retirement
It's called death, user.

lmao. This pandemic isnt media driven. It's real now. People are really dying. People are losing their jobs.

Trump is done, Jack.

everyone gets a randomly generated flag and are google translated to a random language

Surely, she will step down voluntarily before she becomes to old to make rational decisions..

GOOD LUCK BLURRY KOT
GOOD LUCK BELMONT
GOOD LUCK ALL OTHER MIDNIGHT POSTERS

>3 posts by this autist who spans the same shit every thread

Shut the fuck up retard

>I don’t think butchers ever make their own hotdogs?
Some specialty butchers do. But BBQ kielbasa>all other forms of sausage.

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>Why the fuck would someone type like this if they're trying to help people see reason and reality? why the fuck wouldn't you just say what you mean and mean what you say instead of shitting out a code and speaking cryptic bible messages
Covert operation.
(You) can't read covert texts and understand them that were written in Europe hundreds of years ago-- hundreds of years later, still no one is sure what they meant.
Q is not one person, it is a group. Any member of that group can go on infinity chan and type out a message that anyone in the group will be able to understand.
Who is in the group?
What if you were suspicious that Pepe Joe was a member of Q?
You would follow him, and see who he is meeting with.
But with covert messages, he never meets with anyone and still passes along the info.
That's why.
Soviet agents did that, and the CIA still doesn't know who the messages were aimed at. Some of the messages were ads taken out in newspapers-- who was the recipient?

A simple tell, Jews often write "jooish" or "da joos" to mock the Jewish Question.

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I love this time of night.

>going to other boards that aren't Yas Forums
or if this
is true, then I plan to infect /po/ as much as possible

>it's only going to cost 50 trillion dollars though

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>Ppl are dying
Not even 4k dead & the death rate is 0.6%, where were you when 80k died & 45 million cases happened in 2017/18 in that 6 month period? Oh wait you didn't know because it was a non issue.

team peanut butter BTFO mini

>coughing blood

avenge me, anons

if you don't I'll haunt /ptg/ for eternity

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>implying she ever made rational decisions

>Think of all the part time employees that are going to transition into full time though.
Those are usually the first layoffed, probably going to be a lot of younger uneducated and no training types hitting the bricks.

in chinese.

lol, pass that point already.

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stop eating your wife's pussy when she's on her period

I read all the Q posts but I trust my own eyes and ears above all.

>This pandemic isnt media driven
what an odd thing to blurt out, unprompted

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>faggot meme shill mad
kek

Death rate is 2% in the country bub. But of course, that's known cases so the % is likely smaller.

But remember, people are losing their jobs

That "I rape bitches but the Federalist Society don't care" look is where it's at.

Fuck niggers.

Every time. EVERY TIME I see Isildur smirking I end up laughing.

whatever happened to this roy guy?

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Real Awoo Hours
Howl if you up
(inb4 April Fools prank messes this up)

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fuck niggers and doomers and doomer niggers

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>isn't media driven
Why is the plague centered in NYC then? Clearly bat clap has a correlation with journalists, otherwise it wouldn't be so firmly entrenched in the orthodox kike communities

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Hmm.. hopefully there are some big infrastructure projects coming down the pipeline..

>t. no longer beatified
pshh nothing personnell...simon

I'm dying user

> call libshit parents to check in if they've gone insane and murdered eachother yet
> they live in the richest whitest most libshitty part of the bay area
> barely sane, they are giving their dog dance lessons (literally paying someone to livestream with them to teach the dog dance moves)
> abruptly at 8 they say they need to go for a minute, "it's time for the howling"
> thefuck.jpg
> "Oh no user, not the movie, at 8 we all go out on our porches and howl together, like the opera in italy"
> I can hear it over the phone
> literally thousands of rich libs screaming AWOOOOOOOO from their porches
WHICH ONE OF YOU MADMEN GOT THIS STARTED
I ALMOST DIED LAUGHING

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Noice

Grids

if you don't have your health, what do you have?

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In a truly just world Trump would be butchered like a stuck pig and his supporters crucified en masse.

wtf where's my prank gookmoot?

>shill
Tell me: what was I shilling just now? Or can you not answer that because you just use words you read on here without understanding what they mean in hopes of fitting in?

>People are really dying
proof?

>>wait an hour in line for Popeye's
>>got food poisoning
I love Popeye's red beans and rice, the chicken is good too, but they hire a lot of niggers, and niggers always means filth & disease.
I cook my own food at home.

I dont believe you

>he thought the awoovement was a joke

Yep, another 16 trillion dollar plan.

Nice work, gent
almost
cucked again

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did you have to post a dick pic?
i mean the hat is a nice touch but come on.

Wow, you're mad.

>:59
god damn i'm never gonna make it lads

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TONIGHT
COME ON HERE

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QUICK
POST YOUR FINAL SCORES FROM LAST YEAR

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I hope the autism isn't hereditary

>dignifying retards
isildur_no.wav

kron4.com/news/bay-area/marin-county-residents-howl-together-to-connect-with-others-during-pandemic/

buried in Queens

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based isildurposter
also checked

my cats don't need dance lessons they come by it naturally

>panicked maddow

oof

oof x2

oof x3

very nice

>not even trying
dam sons

>fucking captcha, I swear

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3:55am: I get out of bed. Five minutes later, I’ve already begun my daily regiment of high-intensity early-morning physical training.

6:00am: I grab my tablet and open a high-definition stream of Morning Joe — I proceed to update myself on the latest news and happenings in the American political sphere; all while consuming a handcrafted, high-calorie breakfast to propel myself into the workday.

9:00am: I’m feeling good. At work, I’m relied upon to crush a variety of business-critical tasks. After organizing my priorities into a well-curated list, I proceed to knock out items one at a time; easily achieving 2-3x the efficiency of my peers.

5:00pm: I log on to the internet and begin to engage in heated debates across a wide range of political subjects. Here, the benefits of having watched Morning Joe become immediately apparent. Leveraging Joe’s morning insights along with the significant tactical advantage of a live @joenbc twitter feed, I am able to deliver a series of well-articulated intellectual killshots as I deftly navigate the social media landscape.

Midnight: I pre-stage tomorrow’s workout clothes and set my alarm to 4:00am. Satisfied with a solid 20 hours of back-to-back wins, I quickly fall into a deep, rejuvenating sleep, fully restoring my body and mind to optimal levels of performance as I prepare to conquer another day.

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you are the joke

>your specific time zone is what a jap goes by

i only have argentina being eternally proven not white

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hamster is always going to make it
she has onee-chan to look after her

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for some reason he's giving me this "you wanna know how i got these scars" vibe

So, does anyone know what Yas Forums’s annual April Fool’s Day prank is?

I miss /mlpol/

It could be much worse. We could be having a thread without you in it.

>tfw churned out b8 posts like a mad cunt and didn't even get 500 pointerinos

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I wouldn't walk towards him in an alley

>people are dying
surely this is trump's fault despite being the most aggressive admin outside of china when it comes to the virus
>people are losing their jobs
talk to your governor retard

mfw retards can't into what federalism is
>REEE THE PRESIDENT SHOULD CONTROL EVERYTHING LIKE A DICTATOR DUH
>REEE TRUMP STOP BEING A DICTATOR

gook'll buy ads on fb soccermom and crystal chakra groups and tell them to come here
it'll be great

Heard school kids in the are were supposed to go outside and 'roar' together. This is better.

hamster fren
now this is nice posting

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>00
>59
>01
The fuck is this shit?

>tfw forgot which team i was on
FUG

Woman you need to get married already and fuck off this site

I fell into uncontrollable snickering after reading this post.

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It often takes until morning in the US, and it's sometimes a minor thing.

>people on twitter are saying they are so certain that theyll LEAVE HIM BEHIND if it doesnt happen.
That sounds like Yas Forums wins either way. We get a happening or we get a bunch of pissed off Twitterboomers.

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>H
every night, until the jannies hang themselves; or i obtain the elusive house of 1000 corpses tomboy

It's really too bad he can't be as agressive as pooh bear and firebomb NYC/Det/Chi and make America clean again

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>now this is nice posting
In honor of all the fallen frens I'll refrain from shitposting and being rude for today only.

sadly he is actually quite sick right now so hoping the steroids get him to start eating again, at least he's not in pain it doesn't seem just so weak and unhappy. hard times.

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A lot of what Qtards state 'will' happen (JFK Jr, predicting dates) wasn't confirmed by Q.
However, I believe firmly in pic related
Trump doesn't lose.

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>Barr, Wray, and Horowitz calling out the FISAniggers
Wew fucking lad, I was not expecting this.

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Imagine being so retarded you think 75% of the population will be killed by a virus with below a 5% deathrate

WHERE IS THE APRIL FOOL'S JOKE MODS??

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>> literally thousands of rich libs screaming AWOOOOOOOO from their porches
This is AWOOVEMENT!

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>Pppl are losing their jobs
Yes, but those jobs will be back. Whole sectors do not die & jobs will always be there. Ppl suddenly do not stop going to restaurants, work in ayto plants or any of the jobs not up & running at the moment. The virus is not making the work disappear. It is a forced suspension due to an overreaction by faggot (((scientists)))

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Did you really think that?

And yet the DNC can still afford to keep you on the payroll.

>3:17
autism

jews are not really that terrible, are they?

He looks like a very comfy kot. They're tougher than they look, mine's gotten fucked up by a fox like 5 times now but he keeps making his way back home one way or another