Yellowstone about to errupt

Yas Forums keeps asking nukes or yellowstone...and I ask...why not both? Literally, i mean,
put
nukes
in
yellowstone

I have a suggestion to keep you all occupied, learn to swim.

yes

digits nigger?

ALERT! ALERT!
UPDATE HAPPENING!
NEW ERUPTION OF YELLOWSTONE CONFIRMED!
youtube.com/watch?v=4cy8K_9sLBU

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Finally.

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nice

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May: pandemia.
April: Yellowstone.

Dang it, I live 2 hrs below Yellowstone :(

Atleast global warming won't be an issue anymore.

If this is kek's gift it is his will.

dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-8171245/Mysterious-comet-TWICE-size-Jupiter-set-light-night-sky.html

Cool story

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Kek wills it apparently. How fucked are we?

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soon

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DO IT. FUCKING BLOW. IM DONE

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>TWICE-size-Jupiter
Sensationalist headline
>dailymail
Like always

when the magic sticks to you and you can't wipe it off.

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that mothman in your picture looks like a fucking faggot. a fucking freak of nature I would beat.
I would also slap and spit him in is face and piss on his backpack

Fuck

getting ready to blow my load!
Love, Yellowstone

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they call this; "whistling past the graveyard."

usingenglish.com/reference/idioms/whistling past the graveyard.html

Ive been trying to tell people about this comet for the last month but nobody cares and thinks I need my meds. Thos comet is the reason for quarantines. The elites can fuck off the their bunkers while the masses are locked inside. The elites are hedging their bets. If the comet causes destruction they're as safe as humanly possible if it doesn't then the can come back to a new world. This is why everything happened so fast. Thats why 3.8 billion people are locked up. The elites can take this time to get all their precious artifacts, paintings and supplies without anyone knowing. If the Mona Lisa or the US constitution we're replaced with fakes would any of us know? No we wouldn't because the museums and heritage sites are closed to the public.

this

>oof baboof
based communitybro

Krakatoa and Sakurajima supervolcanoes are recently coofing too

thank you god sweet release

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I don't know user, seems like it wouldn't have been such an immediate happening like we've seen. The rashness is only making people more suspicious.

Remember that time Trump came out of the meeting and sat next to Obama and looked like he'd seen a ghost? I happen to know (third hand, but very good sources) what he was briefed on.

Basically, China, Russia, Israel and a couple of others have developed special nukes that are designed to penetrate deep into the crust as they begin to go critical. They are designed to destroy the crust over Yellowstone and trigger a cataclysmic event for North America. This is the sole reason the Star Wars program development ever began. Now with stealth hypersonic missiles, there is virtually no way we could defend ourselves from an attack. Only one such missile needs to get through, and stopping any is virtually impossible.

That's the way it is folks.

are you the same user who posted the coordinate to it?? I remember this shit

Oof. Although, thats equally as frightening as things like project Pluto (nuclear powered cruise missile developed in the early 60s that had an open air reactor - meaning it could fly around a city for weeks spewing radioactive waste at hypersonic speeds before detonating a thermonuclear warhead, that too would probably be salted for extra contamination. That'd ruin an area basically for forever, only reason the project went black was because there's nowhere to do a full launch test with it as its an open air nuclear reactor.

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we need to bump this nonstop.
the corona-jews need to be exposed and we need to warn most people as possible.
we can't save them, but at least they can prepare in mind and heart

true kraut bro, bump till the end of days

Exactly. The end of the world isn't plague.
It's fire.

You think the comet is going to hit? it is 5 times the size of jupiter and going to be 72 million miles away. But you probably wont believe that right? Because of your god-like skepticism? If it did hit, earth would be no more.

When it doesn't hit, will you re-evaluate your schizo tendencies?

I think corscam was precisely made so that everyone in the world would get comfy for a happening (except me i work in logistics, unending overtime and bonus pay for me)

^ i meant for a REAL happening

Trips of truth

Nuclear fire consumes all.

it was too obvious, because what in the world must happen that the whole world economy gets fucked and nobody cares?

Fuck off I do not heed the words of a simp.

Digits and this cunt is right.

get in here

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Won't ever happen in our lifetime.
Geologists constantly use terminology so vague that it might as well just be scare tactics for funding.

based and hollow earth pilled

HAHA YELLOWSTONE GO BRRRRRRRRRRRRR

Suspicion doesn't matter if all of those suspicious people die, having their agenda slowed down does matter or worse yet having people trying to get into their safe spots would be even worse.

no I never posted the coordinates but they comet is now close enough to be seen with binoculars instead telescopes.

lol

Digits for mutual destruction of Asia as well.

And so mote it be. Amen.

a big volcanic eruption would cause those 10 days of darkness Q was talking about or whatever

Bumperino

i don't think it'll hit us but as it comes close i bet weird stuff will start to happen. if the earth goes through its tail then there might be firestorms like the one that caused the great Chicago fire in 1871, or it might trigger natural disasters or something. anyway it's going to be an interesting month!

God is angery that Trump was impeached, repent an maybe you're soul will be saved

A comet FIVE TIMES the size of Jupiter is in Mars’ orbit? Do people really believe their stupid fucking lies anymore?

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Visual relative size. Not actual size, but by proportion of the sky

based as fuck