/California/ general

916 here. Just staying home as much as possible cause i have asthma and dont wanna catch it

Rhymes with Gayward

>the best state in the nation
As a Californian you have to be paid to post this shit or baiting. This state is a Spanish language version of Idiocracy soon to be a Spanish language version of Mad Max.

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510 (like REALLY 510)
Lots of Urban Youths about

Lmao I saw that there was some uninformed voters out in Oakland doing donuts.

>tfw live in CA

I envy flyovers or more desert states like Nevada.

We're fine. Don't mind us.

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530, there's zero cases in my county, but I just got a delivery job in a nearby infected county.

714
Fucking 7-11 closes at 12am!

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So cal here my gf little sister had to move in with us since she can’t afford her apartment.

Been flirting with her all week kek

We are starting to get physical and it gets my blood pumping

925 here, just got a retail job to hold me over.

Not afraid of Corona or the coofs

Like for a while or just new closing time?

Urban Youths with loud ass cars and bikes have increased as well. Thinking of carrying inside my car next to me when driving. In a locked case per the Penal Code of course.

626, people are orderly here. In my neighborhood, most are even respecting social distancing, but there was a strip club that was still operating, with the bouncer checking temperatures at the door.

>Cali bro
This thread is dogshit

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kek

You gonna dump your gf then?

I've never met a Californian I would consider American.

Im coofing 93422

Placer county here. Already had a wfh job and this area is comfy af.

Fuck your state

I need some beer.

breitbart.com/politics/2020/03/31/coronavirus-jailbreak-california-gov-gavin-newsom-commutes-sentences-for-14-convicted-killers/

What’s that one outlet mall in the 925 area? They have all the name brand stores in them. I went to it one time and there are a shit load of chinks that venture there.

Don't, but she's a real degenerate if she's willing to fuck her own sisters boyfriend.

Fag

leave jessica out of this.

925 as well.
Went to Nob Hill today. Half the people were normal. The other half looked like they were suffering from mental illness trying to stay away from people.
I tried not to coof on anyone.

> Best state
Lmao

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Idk, there's a shitload of them. Livermore Outlets?

The signs are half English half Chink

909 here. Shits pretty normal for the most part. Supposedly an outbreak in my town but the place it was at looks totally normal. A nurse outside the front door smoking a cigarette yesterday afternoon when I drove by lol.

God damn there are so many things wrong with that image. I want to kill the OP and the fat fuck who replied. Both are irredeemably stupid. I wish this game pandemic were real so dumb people like them would die.

There's one in Livermore. It's Asians, Indians, and hoop groupers.

>best
No. On so many levels, no.

t. calicuck

Based. I’m waiting on a co2 airgun in the mail. It ain’t much but it’s better than nothing. Fun fact, in order to buy airsoft or co2 stuff, you need to show id now.

learn to swim

Jew York is kill

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Yeah. kek

Yeah I think it’s in Livermore. Has a Tommy Hilfiger store.

holy shit lmao at all the seething fat hicks in their double wides ITT

so you all just get done watching blacked and then post your rage in cali generals?

fuck what a bunch of fags

What site is this?

>the most INCOMPETENT actions

G O D
D A M M I T ! ! !

F U C K I N G "Governor" N U I S A N C E ! ! !

L E T - M E - G O - B A C K - T O - W O R K

G O D - D A M N - Y O U - M O T H E R F U C K E R ! ! !

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805. Big chillin but want to get some fancy beer at a brewary somewhere. I guess I will just stick to stores. We all gotta make sacrifices.

No one cares what you think

909 here. I noticed there was more traffic today on the 60frwy and there seems to be more people out. My block is pretty quiet though

Based

Can confirm. As part of the "forward thinking" solution here in California, I make sure all my wife's boyfriends are not native English speakers.

714 here. Not much difference except the beaches and gyms are closed.
I got a plug at Vons so get eggs when they are restocked. No word on rice though.

California isn't testing much. 500 per 1,000,000. Will be hit hard soon and then it really begins.

I feel like complete shit I was just sick a couple days ago then I "recovered". Stay safe anons and stay tf out of LA. I've been home for 3 weeks and I'm almost 100% I have this shit

lol. I get ya

I got so rice by going to Indian and Afghan markets. Try those places.

I've never met a hill billy I would consider not a nigger.

3 way?

What part of 510 are you in?

714 here as well got my dudes on the inside at walmart in westminster hooking me up with rice when the trucks arrive

Checked. I moved away to a Red State, but I lived in Oakland, Berkeley, & Point Richmond

We've been locked down for 15 days now. If the virus has a 14 day incubation period, shit should be exploding here like yesterday.
That's if everyone got the coof the day the order was and everyone went out and bought toilet paper crammed in next to each other.
2-3 days will tell, one way or another.

>Relentlessly rob the middle class
>They flee the state if able
>If not they join the ever growing drug zombie horde of homeless
>Make theft a human right and let the poor people rob any middle class markets still around till they're forced to close
>Raise taxes even more to pay for the gibs for the homeless
>Charge the few remaining small businesses up to 10,000 dollars a year every single year because you ran out of money for your "free shit fund"

Yeah fucking no, california is a fucking cancer on the united states and a testament to the effectiveness of Comintern. You stupid fucks destroyed your state because muh poor niggers and spics and now you have so many fucking homeless that can't take care of themselves they're out on the street spreading all kinds of sicknesses. Corona is just another fucking day in those coastal cesspits.

Also
>be california
>guns are evil! We're making it almost impossible to own one!
>create a class 5 nigger chimpout
>police are fucking nowhere to be found

Kill.your.self.

805 here. Things around here are pretty quiet, not many current infections in the county yet. I'm expecting things are gonna get a lot worse with a businesses shut down, as rent here is absurdly high and most people live paycheck to paycheck. Students at the University here are clamoring for tuition reduction due to the campus being effectively shut down and all classes migrating to online only. The TA union with the school was on strike right before the coronavirus made big news and now theres not a single word about them lol

The spics did panic prep and are currently staying near home. They hit Costco hard in early March and stocked up on food while NPCs were still stabbing each other over toilet paper. The Chinese though returned to China. I'm in an apartment complex south of UCSD which is 90% chink these days and their cars are here but they aren't.

How long ago was it? I honestly had more fun growing up in the early 2000s in Cali.

covid19.healthdata.org/projections
It's the recently updated projections California is using.

Isn’t there already a board for Homosexuals ?

We get it we live here.

Live in LA, I fucking hate it, but went shopping at Marukai on west Pico today and it was actually a pretty delightful experience. No lines and not crowded unlike that shithole Ralph’s or the Trader Joe’s. Overall holding up pretty well though.

check'd
I have an appt at the gun shop tomorrow.
We do have a lot of restrictions, but it's a meme that all guns are illegal here.

Lot of free thinkers here. Why the fuck would you even enter this thread? Cope.

Planning to move to Texas. I feel like they’re about close highways and bridges to prevent travel under the guises quarantine.

G O D - D A M N "Governor" N U I S A N C E !!!

M O T H E R F U C K E R - S H U T S - D O W N
A L L - supposedly "nonessential" B U S I N E S E S ! ! !

F O R C E - 3/4 - O F - C A L I F O R N I A - H O M E ! ! !

N O - I N C O M E --- F U C K - "N U I S A N C E" !!!

I F - T H I S - W E R E - S O - B A D - T H E N - W H Y - A R E N ' T
T H E - G R O C E R Y - E M P L O Y E E S _N O T_ _A L L_ _S I C K_ ??

I F - T H E - R E S T - O F - U S - J U S T - D O
C O M M O N - S E N S E - I T - W O U L D - B E - F I N E !!!

But NNNNoooooo... fucking god damn *NUISANCE* has to MOTHERFUCKING SHUT DOWN EVERY GOD DAMNED BUSINESS EXCEPT for what *HE* deems "necessary" - OVERREACTION PANIC LIB-TARD HORSE-SHIT!!!!!

G O D - D A M N - "governor" - N U I S A N C E ! ! !

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I left in early 2019. Lived in CA all my life before that. Early 2000's were really great times for sure. I lived in Santa Cruz at the time, which was awesome. Things seemed to have gone to shit sometime arojnd 2012-14ish. I used to find the East Bay tolerable. But the leftist got to be too much, and I had too much of all the bullshit. I also got priced out, so I moved away

Honest question. How do your politicians justify fucking california in the ass so hard? How do they repeatedly commit the same fuck ups and get away with it? They like to say "muh 5th largest economy" and yet they bitch at trump if they don't give them federal money from everyone else in the US.

Cope.
Has California had a chance to clear the heroin needles and shit off your sheets?

Thanks user

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>How do they repeatedly commit the same fuck ups and get away with it?
Congress had an approval rating below 10% some years ago yet they were almost all re-elected and no one was murdered. That's how.

This is God smiting your degenerate shithole. Poop does not belong on the sidewalk.

Stay classy Azusa

Ayyy 510 West Mac reporting in

The state is so big you can live in isolated white communities and never see any ethnics for years. Basically white people like living around other whites but love cheap labor from mexicans so they can fancy up their homes. They have it so good they don't care what happens to working class white people because they never see them anyways.

Changing demographics and a population that does not know what laws get passed. I learned a few days ago that you now need ID to buy airsoft.
You summed it up very nicely. My brother went to UCSC and I always loved going.

>Poop does not belong on the sidewalk.

nor do HOBOS and BUMBS
that's right. I said HOBO. And BUMB. It's what they ARE. FUCK them, get off my streets you DISEASE RIDDEN FILTH!!!

And tell that "governor in title only" *NUISANCE* to *LET* *US* *ALL* *GO* *BACK* *TO* *WORK* *GOD* *DAMMIT* !!!

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This is the second boomer retirement state. Lot of older types disenchanted that their hippie days have come to fruition and it's made their immediate society completely alienating and foreign. These boomers then watch cable news, and continue the fight from their living rooms, suburbs or tropical resorts. I would imagine Florida has similar issues with mismanagement, but that's an issue I'm admittedly less familiar with. Boomers + Liberal Retirement State = Commie Shitheap. It is what it is.

CA is a terrible place to retire to with the income tax

>AAAAAND YOU COULD HAVE IT ALL
>MY EMPIRE OF DIRT!
I live here you fucking cuck and I'm moving fast I can away from this shithole to fucking Idaho and planting a Trump 2028 flag on my fucking lawn and open carrying every fucking day.

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North bay area here. Things are quiet. Most people are staying home. Alot of people are out of work. Gotta go to the grocery store early if you want TP. Pretty cozy desu

San Dimas here, stuff seems calm, I see more people wearing mask now, streets are pretty empty at certain times, work nights so I’m far away from people which is nice, have family living we all are taking it very serious

How to contact Governor Nuisance: there's a web page, here, with contact info:

govapps.gov.ca.gov/gov40mail/

Do what you will with it.

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If I dont escape this failed cesspool by the end of the year Im killing myself. FUCK this place

yikes

That’s Oakland right? I assume that’s West MacArthur. Have you lived in Oakland your whole life?

Ah, walnut chink is still having farmers markets like nothings even happening lmao

i miss when this state was good...
signed,
eternally miserable in cali

Also I’m surprised Wayne Lambright hasn’t shown up in this thread. Ain’t he from Cali? I think he lives in the Bay.

Thats right! Fun fact, there are 0 guns in California! Its so peaceful hear.

t. 949 richfag

Smoked some weed, listened to Summer Madness, and just chillin'. Great place to live if you have money. Grateful I'm not in some flyover hick trash-hole.

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Imagine having one of the biggest cities in the world and having a slum so large so full of homeless people it has a fucking name you can look up on google maps and see the region of. There are homeless seeping into every fucking neighborhood wherever you go. This place is a fucking sinking ship and it's hilarious to watch people say otherwise trying to pretend that this place isn't a festering open wound.

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I hope after this that tech companies realize we don't need physical presence and I can go live in a state that isn't dying of cancer and AIDS while still making real money.