Tick tock, wagie. Rent's due

Tick tock, wagie. Rent's due.

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NOOOOOO I CAN'T PAY, I'M OUT OF SHEKELS!!!!
PLEASE, MR. SHLOMO, GIVE ME A LOAN SO I DON'T GO TO THE BIG BAD JAIL!!!

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Why yes of course you can have a loan, goy. Just remember that comes with interest. Come to me anytime you need *hand rubbing intensifies*

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Just pay the rent or you're out. I don't give a fuck what your 'situation' is.

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Imagine paying most of your paychecks for a living space for years but never owning it just so you can be 'hip' and 'in the city where things happen'.

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Pepes don't let other pepes wageslave.

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We leave that for the normal fags.

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Based. Have a bump, fellow NEET.

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Based
Based dank maymay

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Holy based. Fucking wagie's gf rn as i scroll Yas Forums

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I've just done my taxes for the year only to discover that 2/3 of my tenants have dodged a few payments this year... obviously I need to pay closer attention, they've been good for years though so I guess I got complacent

A poem for the broke wagie

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Based. Either that pussy is tight from wagie never fucking, or she's a roastie cause wagie could never get anything else.
Punish them accordingly. You can't let wagies get out of line.

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Come get it

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lmao

Pay for my kids you stupid wagie.

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You mean my property tax and utilities? I'm paid up for years, nigger.

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We all know wagies love a good song. They'll even sing for you on command at some venues. Coldstone Creamery is a favorite.

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I already paid your wife my rent with MyBC

*knock knock* wagie
Police! Open up!
We got a report that the tenant is refusing to pay.

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Former NEET here. Mom and dad ran out of money for rent so I had to go get a job.

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>We know these are hard times and some of you may have lost your job due to no fault of your own. We want everyone to stay safe and housed, so thats why its critical for you to pay your entire rent on time and not a moment late, because we will be evicting anyone who is late on rent. Thank you and stay safe. Together we can beat this.

Don't let up or you'll get this.

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Fuck off pig. You're probably infested with COVID

POLICE! GET ON THE GROUND!

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i've been couch surfing for ten years. i can fix anything, walk ten miles, live on table scraps. i have prepared myself my whole life for this moment. this is a cake walk.

Gale was the ultimate KEK

Land LORD
Pay tribute WAGIE
Cuck. Real chads own their property.
No you didn't, wagie. Now get to bed. You've got an early day tomorrow.
I'd tell you not to end it, but.....wew
Amen. Pay up, wagecucks.
Yeahh....I'm thinking they'll pay 100%.
Sir, you're under arrest. Bend over.
OHHHHH FUCK I'M DYING AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
WAGIE IS FUCKED

She’s putting that marketing degree to work

Joke's on you, neet. I have enough savings to not work for 3 years.

This is what happens when you buy all the chicken mcnuggets on credit and dont pay your bill. They come to collect.

For what moment? When the patty hits the grill tomorrow?
Oh fuck lol this thread is killing me KEK
The joke is always on wagies. You think that money is real. Money printer go brrrrrrrr.

>he pays for his tendies
It's called NEETbux. They're free, courtesy of wagies.

Absolutely based, time’s up normies

caanet.org/app/uploads/2020/03/COVID-19-Sample-Letter-to-tenants-Spanish.pdf

>no tengo dinero, pinche gringo

Jamie is such an asshole

Ah you like to role play just like your ol lady. I get a discount when I use the cuffs on her

*starts coofing
>cops shit pants and arrest landlord

>you see, josé, this is how we do things in América
>I don't give a shit if you no tengo dinero
>You're paying or you can fuck off, pendejo

DONT EVER PAY YOUR RENT AGAIN
COURTS ARE CLOSED. LANDLORDS ETERNALLY BTFO.

DONT EVER PAY YOUR RENT AGAIN
COURTS ARE CLOSED. LANDLORDS ETERNALLY BTFO.
DONT EVER PAY YOUR RENT AGAIN
COURTS ARE CLOSED. LANDLORDS ETERNALLY BTFO.
DONT EVER PAY YOUR RENT AGAIN
COURTS ARE CLOSED. LANDLORDS ETERNALLY BTFO.
DONT EVER PAY YOUR RENT AGAIN
COURTS ARE CLOSED. LANDLORDS ETERNALLY BTFO.
DONT EVER PAY YOUR RENT AGAIN
COURTS ARE CLOSED. LANDLORDS ETERNALLY BTFO.
DONT EVER PAY YOUR RENT AGAIN
COURTS ARE CLOSED. LANDLORDS ETERNALLY BTFO.

>This is the McPolice!
>Open the McFucking door now!
>McKills you.

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The only cuffs involved with you are the ones around your wrists when the cops come put you in wagie jail for missing your payment.
He's got the virus! Shoot it! BRRRRRTTTTT!!
Look at this sad sack of shit. Wagies are just pathetic lifeforms, if you can even call them that.

DONT EVER PAY YOUR RENT AGAIN
COURTS ARE CLOSED. LANDLORDS ETERNALLY BTFO.
DONT EVER PAY YOUR RENT AGAIN
COURTS ARE CLOSED. LANDLORDS ETERNALLY BTFO.

Get out of my thread, wagecuck. You're scaring away the ladies.

Show the reverse

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DONT EVER PAY YOUR RENT AGAIN
COURTS ARE CLOSED. LANDLORDS ETERNALLY BTFO.

You're going to the camps if you don't pay, wagie. Don't lie to yourself.

Rent?
I'm 28 and still with my Partents.
Free food, Free water, Free heating.
I keep every penny I earn. Wanted to start Uni with my money but fuck I cant now.

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DONT EVER PAY YOUR RENT AGAIN
COURTS ARE CLOSED. LANDLORDS ETERNALLY BTFO.
DONT EVER PAY YOUR RENT AGAIN
COURTS ARE CLOSED. LANDLORDS ETERNALLY BTFO.

based.
You're living the dream. Just do stuff you love with all your free time while wagie slaves until he dies.
It doesn't get any better.

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Based. Landlords are scum and must be rounded up and put in camps.

DONT EVER PAY YOUR RENT AGAIN
COURTS ARE CLOSED. LANDLORDS ETERNALLY BTFO.
DONT EVER PAY YOUR RENT AGAIN
COURTS ARE CLOSED. LANDLORDS ETERNALLY BTFO.
DONT EVER PAY YOUR RENT AGAIN
COURTS ARE CLOSED. LANDLORDS ETERNALLY BTFO.

You're still paying your rent, wagie. LOL

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can't the landlord sue you for back rent? or evict you the moment the crisis is over?

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DONT EVER PAY YOUR RENT AGAIN
COURTS ARE CLOSED. LANDLORDS ETERNALLY BTFO.
DONT EVER PAY YOUR RENT AGAIN
COURTS ARE CLOSED. LANDLORDS ETERNALLY BTFO.
DONT EVER PAY YOUR RENT AGAIN
COURTS ARE CLOSED. LANDLORDS ETERNALLY BTFO.
DONT EVER PAY YOUR RENT AGAIN
COURTS ARE CLOSED. LANDLORDS ETERNALLY BTFO.

HEY OP YOU LITERAL RETARD, NO ONE IS WORKING. NO ONE CAN MOVE. NO COURTS ARE OPEN. COME AND GET ME AND I'LL COUGH ON YOU YOU FUCKING CUNT.

Not this month rent I don't. Now please leave my property.
>slams door and LMAO

>admits jews are parasites
KEK
Everyone knows, even the retarded libertines and the jews themselves.

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Come get it, Shekleberg.

I'd blow your brains out then call the police to come clean your body up if you ever came in my zone (in Minecraft of course).

they can and will do both but good luck collecting from a fucking bum

I'll leave that to your landlord (emphasis on the lord).

>Yes, I'd like to report a wagie with a case of the ragies
>Yes, he's getting uppity

seems like a little short sighteD you're kinda biting the hand that..... HEY WAIT A SECOND THEY DONT FEED US, WE FEED THEM!!!!!11