/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2785

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that moment when you remember Gary posting 3000 deaths a week ago and now we have 40000

wtb cute cat mouth face masks

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Your chart is off, Gary!

>farmfemanon is real
Then fucking post them you mega faggot

we are so fucked lol

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Oh I'm kekin

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FUCKING HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLL
CHINA WHAT IS YOU DOIN
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
FUCKING LYING ASS BITCHES

twitter.com/BNODesk/status/1245175971227095042

Gary, what would a /CVG/ bread be without our favorite bot.

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yes, fuck normies

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>tfw i have to sell my boipucci in the wasteland economic depression

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call the exterminator
u got a rat problem

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>COUNTRIES LIST
United States 188,530 (3,889) Italy 105,792 (12,428) Spain 95,923 (8,464) China 81,518 (3,305) Germany 71,808 (775) France 52,128 (3,523) Iran 44,605 (2,898) United Kingdom 25,150 (1,789) Switzerland 16,605 (433) Turkey 13,531 (214) Belgium 12,775 (705) Netherlands 12,595 (1,039) Austria 10,180 (128) South Korea 9,887 (165) Canada 8,612 (101) Portugal 7,443 (160) Brazil 5,717 (201) Israel 5,358 (20) Australia 4,763 (20) Norway 4,641 (39) Sweden 4,435 (180) Czech Republic 3,308 (31) Ireland 3,235 (71) Denmark 2,860 (90) Malaysia 2,766 (43) Chile 2,738 (12) Russia 2,337 (17) Poland 2,311 (33) Ecuador 2,302 (79) Romania 2,245 (82) Japan 2,229 (66) Luxembourg 2,178 (23) Philippines 2,084 (88) Pakistan 1,938 (26) Thailand 1,651 (10) Saudi Arabia 1,563 (10) Indonesia 1,528 (136) Finland 1,418 (17) India 1,397 (35) South Africa 1,353 (5) Greece 1,314 (49) Mexico 1,215 (29) Panama 1,181 (30) Iceland 1,135 (2) Dominican Republic 1,109 (51)…

>LATEST CHANGES
South Korea +101 (+3) Mexico +121 (+1) Bolivia +8 (+1) New Zealand +61 Suriname +1…

>FULL LISTS
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There are agents of Corona-chan in these threads

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Dammit it man you outdid me.

Did a run past the old folks home today. Several of them were standing around talking about their medical conditions (I guess this is what they talk about) and all of them were standing about 10 feet apart from each other. I ran right through the middle of them, because fuck old people

God damn look at all those 120 iq chosens

Nigger I don't want to scare her off. It took fucking forever to get her to post any pics of herself in the first place. Plus I don't want the ban.

Also, mfw RP faggots get infected

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seek medical attention

>1,541 NEW cases IN CHINA
>1,541 NEW cases IN CHINA
>1,541 NEW cases IN CHINA

>China's National Health Commission says it will start reporting asymptomatic cases of coronavirus.

twitter.com/BNODesk/status/1245175971227095042

OH BOI TIME FOR THE REAL NUMBERS

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>tfw i was literally a week away from getting my driver's license and could have been fucking chicks on tinder but the pandemic happened and now i'm stuck inside for the rest of the fucking year

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When do u think all the armies of the world would join together and begin the dropping of bombs on Province Hua Bea and other Chinese cities?

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Does anyone really think this will happen?

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I have no idea what you are talking about.

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How is there basically no leaks coming from China? They must have Nork-tier control over their internet.

lol
>lockdown extreme deathcamp quarantine for 3 months
>coronachan still persists
we are so fucked

Stop being such a fucking cunt mate. Post the fucking pictures of her. Edit them if you fucking must

Nice, this was only a couple days ago, no?

no, information is too important. They're essential workers and I doubt people maintaining servers are around too many people.

think of all the life wrecking stds you're missing out on with soulless normie slags.

the key word is NOVEL coronavirus, assuming i'm not replying to bait.

1776 WILL COMMENCE AGAIN IF YOU TRY AND TAKE OUR CUTEPOSTING!

(Also I'm not trans. I just like to cutepost.)

Stay away from my hubby's privates, you weirdos! Those are for the two of us alone! No one else! I'm not of the sharing type!
SHOOO! >:|

Noice! Early 30s. But why can't we do it here, though? They can be fagphobic to us and we can't cutepost? That's a scam of the highest degree, I tell you.

I'M S O R R Y ;___; PLEAS FORGIVE

user understands my earlier plight.

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I hope I catch L type, she's cuter.

Stay alive then and you will get your loicense eventually.

Today's doodle

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>tfw you just want to get a fucking job
I don’t care if I get sick. I welcome death

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It's not just the Jerusalem faction. It is also the ultra-Orthodox mainstream in Bnei Brak, with emphasis on Mayor Abraham Rubinstein who led the "will be okay" policy in the city. Here is this record: a wedding of his brother-in-law, under his house, in complete contradiction to all the instructions that then banned the gathering of more than 10 people. Further evidence of the crime from Beit Midrash:

Germany need send ovens to Israel

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This s-type l-type bullshit is total larp. lt literally sounds like the plot to some Resident Evil game. You idiots who fell for this have been watching too many movies.

If the world were about to end how would you spend your last 24 hours bros?

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honest question, whats your opinion on niggers?

I just heard a coyote scream and for some reason it made me feel that the happening is finally here

# Time for the world to burn
Wonder if they'll take it back and say April fools

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I love how so many people went through the just a flu, bro, phase. It's the most ironically, and unironically bad, meme for this century.

>FUTURE MARKETS
United States (-1.23%) Germany (-0.42%) France (-0.78%) United Kingdom (-1.87%) Italy (+0.29%) Switzerland (-0.15%) Spain (+1.03%) Austria (+3.37%) Poland (+2.88%) Netherlands (-0.11%) Hungary (0.00%) Russia (+3.45%) Greece (+0.00%) Brazil (-3.86%) Japan (-1.33%) Hong Kong (-1.12%) China (+0.39%) Australia (+1.18%) Singapore (-0.04%) India (-1.20%) South Korea (-0.25%) Taiwan (+0.09%) South Africa (+2.03%)

>LIVE TRAFFIC
Sydney (-9%) Tokyo (-21%) Beijing (-6%) Wuhan (-30%) New Delhi (-4%) Dubai (0%) Moscow (-2%) Rome (0%) Milan (0%) Berlin (+1%) Munich (+4%) Brussels (-1%) Paris (0%) Madrid (-1%) Barcelona (-3%) London (0%) Johannesburg (+1%) Sao Paulo (-17%) Buenos Aires (-4%) New York (-15%) Washington (-10%) Miami (-11%) Toronto (-9%) Chicago (-13%) Houston (-7%) Mexico City (-48%) Los Angeles (-57%) Seattle (-31%)

>LOCKDOWNS AGGREGATE
India (1.3b) China (760m) United States (261m) Pakistan (211m) Mexico (129m) Egypt (97m) Germany (82m) Philippines (70m) Brazil (66m) France (66m) United Kingdom (66m) Italy (60m) South Africa (56m) Colombia (49m) Spain (46m) Argentina (44m) Ukraine (42m) Poland (37m) Morocco (35m) Peru (32m) Venezuela (32m) Malaysia (31m) Nepal (29m) Australia (24m) Russia (20m) Romania (19m) Netherlands (17m) Ecuador (16m) Rwanda (12m) Belgium (11m) Tunisia (11m) Czech Republic (10m) Dominican Republic (10m) Greece (10m) Portugal (10m)…

>FULL LISTS
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A Man of Absolute kino Culture

How long until we hit a million cases?

How long until a million deaths?

>two conflicting coronachan illustrations in early threads
>two strains emerge
Hmm

Y-you bought a full face mask right user?

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Yes

B-B-B-BUT CHINA WAS SUPPOSED TO HAVE FLATTENED THE CURVE ARE YOU TELLING ME THEY... LIED!?

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Imagine being in this particular self defense situation.

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well at least once the hysteria dies down and life returns to normal there will be lots of cock hungry ladies

>"W-what that? You don't believe numbers, stupid Gweilo I-I mean fellow human? Werr how about this, here more cases, but asymptomatic, see? It asymptomatic, china still strong, but numbers no lie nomore. You happy invest birrion dorrar now yes?"

Damn It feels really nice to have my city’s streets empty, i just drive around my bike listening to witch house and nobody bothers me. I’m comfy af

>they’re now saying there’s a second wave
I WANT TO SMASH CHINK SKULLS FUCK. FUCK THESE SLENT EYED JEW FUCKS. FUCK THE CCP FUCK COMMUNISM FUCK FUCK FUCK

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pretty much 100% in prayer on my knees

YOU'RE STILL FUCKING POSTING. JUST POST YOUR GOD DAMN DISCORD AND RP WITH HIM IN PRIVATE ALREADY.
jesus fucking christ, just go get them for yourself. ask her if she shows back up

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Yeah but consider if you spread your ass then you'll