EMPLOYEE REDUCTION

Well Yas Forums, I’ve been laid off thanks to the coronavirus scare.

What the hell do I do now? I was actually about to land another job

t. Architecture/Engineering Industry

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Lay down and starve to death from unemployment.

Gonna have to wait it out. My waggie job is tutoring via the university and I have to do appointments online.

Work at grocery stores

Apply for unemployment. They're giving away $600/week ON TOP of what you would make in unemployment ordinarily.

Same here OP. I currently still have my job, but I was just about to land a new one with a very highly respected company and a huge pay increase. All down the toilet, I guess.

Nuke China.

Well, I think you're just lazy. You need to pick yourself up by your own bootstraps & start a business. Maybe just get your dad to give you the money for a loan, or failing that give the bank manager a firm handshake, look him in the eye & lay out your plan. But don't expect all of society to pay for your poor choices - if you'd done a real degree or gotten a proper trade you wouldn't be in this mess.

Did that already. It’s all really shitty. I want to get established and own a home but we can’t do that if I don’t have a job. I want to work on restoring my car and having a family. People need to get over this scare

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AHAHAHA RMEMBER WHEN I WORKED RETAIL AND YOU FAGGOTS LAUGHED AT ME!!

REMEMBER WHEN GAVE ME SHIT FOR NOT DOUBLE BAGGING YOUR SHITTY VODKA?!!

NOW THAT I STILL HAVE MY CUSHY OFFICE JOB AFTER COLLEGE, YOU'RE THE ONE BAGGING MY TENDIES AS I LAUGH AT YOU FOR BEING A SHITTY PERSON, WHILE YOU GET INFECTED!!!!!
FUCK YOU WAGIE!

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Shouldn't have voted Hillary. Too late now brokefags.

Learn to code bro

My dad is $20k+ in debt and he’s trying to sue me and my brothers for “stealing money from [his] pissing containers.” Fucking boomer. He’s turned on all his sons who’ve helped him and I’m now without a job but of course, elder law I’m in the golden era now

will you die before Trump give you cash?

I'll give you a job, post that boipussy

Unfortunately I voted for trump who has made ignorant conservatives complacent with their rights continually being taken away. People like me can’t stand bipartisan elections.

Just an FYI

This was my email today.

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FUCK

TFW my whole team gets laid off except me

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Same, but I got enough saving for 2 months,
Just bought my switch lite and playing animal crossing.

>warehouse drone

Are you getting unemployment over there

literally
>we can't pay you salary
>we'll just contract your work when we need it
sounds like you won't be getting that full time job back.

i guess we're all headed for the gig economy. salary? pfft. we'll pay you when you do work for us.

no i'm an illegal.

Came here to say this

Thanks to Bernie you'll be paid your full paycheck with unimployment insurance.

I know. A huge slap in the face. This is right before I got a “raise” from them. I left a great corporate job for this and now I’m jobless. This needs to STOP

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you dont do anything now. if you dont want to be homeless you join the rent strike. besides that you need to learn to steal food from the supermarket, maybe dumpsterdive too. other then that you can join The Movement. .here is our Manifesto.

Welcome to the Second Great Depression. I'll See You On The Barricades

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This is the way everything is going. most white collar jobs were pointless anyway. this crisis is going to make companies realize that they only need about 20% of their positions in the first place.

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What does unemployment plus hyper inflated dollars have anything to do with Bernie

If you were up on shit, you would have known that "no, you weren't" about to land another job.

Anyone who knows the plan knows 2020 is go time for the fake end times scenario. This means most normies will lose their job and spend their days smoking government weed/eating government cheese.

Be a good dog and roll over.
Now play dead.

Unfortunately checked...

Still have another interview with a “when this is all over you’ll get the job” scenario

Collect your $1000 a week in unemployment fag

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No shit but I live in a rental like half the country and don’t have room to work on real craft based hobbies, like working on my car

>Doing renders
I hope you did more than just that, that's a meme job

>Handshake
kek

Tfw company just signed a new SOW til next summer

lol should have gone into [insert random industry that suspiciously gets smaller and smaller as time passes]

Your country is meme you beannigger

Learn to code

>$20k+ in debt
rookie numbers

I have dyslexia and I always read that as "biopussy" and get confused every time like a retard

Come to Australia and get out communist gibs.

>tfw you work on the robots that make food, in a shop where the next youngest person is 58
I have the most secure job on the planet

Yeah I don’t talk to my dad since he wants to ride on others’ shoulders to pay for his laziness

>What the hell do I do now?
Live on your savings until you figure out how to cash in on everybody being sick and there being shortages of everything. Should be easy.

We have multiple reports of viruses here and the sources are London and America. WTF how bad is it in America? Our people are returning with the disease. I think America completely lost control a while ago. Good luck, I think Trump will sort this.

Start working for a firearms manufacturer, or use money you’ve saved up to start a gunsmithing and gun manufacturing place. There will never fail to be a demand for firearms and you will always be considered a necessary industry.

Good for you autist

Seeming like the chinks fibbed a bit more and more every day, eh?

>I think Trump will sort this.

PFFFTTTT HAHAHHA fuck you man. Have faith that the good Lord will take lives because the US has fallen from his favor long ago

Enjoy the benefits, faggot

Get an operator job you white collar pussy. I make more as the Chief engineer in the facility than my director. And I'll never not have a job. I'll be the last man on planet working, after the man holding the gun to my head to keep the lights on.

Don't mean shit until someone cuts that PO on the other side.

Surprises me it's taken this long for everyone to catch on to this. As soon as their numbers were stuck at 81k for over a week I smelled bullshit.

Suicide. 3 weeks ago, fucks like you were laughing at me "only making 109k" at 44 years old as a blue collar pleb. Well, I'm essential, and you're not. Good luck kid.

No one made fun of you for making more than $100k a year. Stop lying you thirsty pussy

Holy shit I have to laugh at you non-essentials.

Same here. They don't realize operators and tradesmen make a ton of money. I'm 25 but I work in good ol NY so im middle class.

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>What the hell do I do now?
Update your resume and submit it to talent firms?

You'll get another job.
Enjoy this free time. It's the last chunk of free time you're gonna get for a long time, probably.
Go hiking. Have a picnic. Watch some movies. Take a bike ride. Play with your pets. Write a novel.

Noice ADP. Yeah...fuck em. I followed this path for this exact reason.

>mom is old gen x
>only works part time because she isn't an indentured servant to the kikes
>gets laid off
>get paid more from unemployment than what she was making working 10-12 hours a week
I bet a lot of people are going to be super unmotivated to find work with tumpbux and the threat of a virus hanging around.

Been doing that.
>we’ll let you know after this pandemic is under control

It won’t be over.. ever I’m afraid

Age, wage, occupation. No retail allowed.

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I like where your mind is at. Best answer so far even if it may not happen.. Thanks anyway user

I’m self employed but industry is ground to a halt bc of virus.

I just submitted my form for NEETbux today. Join us.

Trump is way out of his depth, I don't know how you Yanks are going to survive this. There is an aircraft carrier in Guam begging for help, the crew is infested. It's insane, why doesn't Trump do something. Where are all the MAGA fags who swamped the board gone? Tell your overlord to do something.

I hate ADP to be honest but it's nice to have everything online I guess.
And the second part, my wife was a banker in Manhattan. Thought she was the coolest kid on the block. Until we had a kid and now she stays home. And she always said she wanted me to stay home with the kid and I fought her on it. Guess who was proven right now.

>he fell for the STEM meme

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MAGA fags all switched to hating Trump and pretending like they never supported him in the first place