/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2784

whoops dropped link
covid19.healthdata.org/projections

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Hopefully, The CDC don't spot Corona-chan!

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no way fag

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I do not know where but it's deep in the night here and i can hear a woman with a horrible cough

HOSPITAL ON FIRE IN NEW YORK CITY
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Hailstorm and lightning in vancouver. Is this a sign

>it's a nothingburger

MEANWHILE, IN LOUISIANA

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hi Gary

You're late

>tfw no mommywife to quarantine with
its not fair bros

THIS FUCKING SUCKS BOYS I WANNA GO FUCKING PUBBBB AHHHHHHHHH

Be mine

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wheres the farmer girl... did she post tits yet?

>sorry that page doesnt exist

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WHER MAI HUBBY

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Here's my theory. Corona is a US/Israeli bioweapon. The purpose of the virus is manyfold.
1. Curry distrust of China and Asians to curb their development as a world power.
2. Cull the weak and poor, especially that of America, so there is a smaller working class force by the rich elites to contend with. Vaccine may already exist and the elites have already taken it, which is why people like Trump don't get sick.
3. Conveniently pop the growing economic/debt bubble, except now there is an external threat that the inevitable burst could be blamed on. Prices for food especially meat were always going to rise to levels that made it unaffordable to anyone lower than upper middle class, and the only way it could have been enacted would be if there was a convenient excuse like a virus shutting everything down to blame it on rather than the increasing wealth gap and capitalism that has run out of developing countries to exploit. After this virus passes, prices for basic goods that have been gouged sky high will remain high.
It might be too early to confirm, but one has to wonder who has or will benefit from this.

April will top most countries and cases will decline on May, right?

if it was a nigger, this might start the war.

How're we feeling Michiganbros?

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MORE CHAOS

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Checked

It's Corona-chan coming to take you

Is this the REAL nonny poster?

Oh hi

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I'M GONNA DIE AS A 24 YO VIRGIN AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

gone.

Remember to hug all your family and friends, shake hands with strangers, and just enjoy life.

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>haven't heard the loud boomer that lives below me in nearly a week

I think corona finally got him, lads

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>sorry this page doesn't exist
faggot

>COUNTRIES LIST
United States 188,524 (3,889) Italy 105,792 (12,428) Spain 95,923 (8,464) China 81,518 (3,305) Germany 71,808 (775) France 52,128 (3,523) Iran 44,605 (2,898) United Kingdom 25,150 (1,789) Switzerland 16,605 (433) Turkey 13,531 (214) Belgium 12,775 (705) Netherlands 12,595 (1,039) Austria 10,180 (128) South Korea 9,786 (162) Canada 8,612 (101) Portugal 7,443 (160) Brazil 5,717 (201) Israel 5,358 (20) Australia 4,763 (20) Norway 4,641 (39) Sweden 4,435 (180) Czech Republic 3,308 (31) Ireland 3,235 (71) Denmark 2,860 (90) Malaysia 2,766 (43) Chile 2,738 (12) Russia 2,337 (17) Poland 2,311 (33) Ecuador 2,302 (79) Romania 2,245 (82) Japan 2,229 (66) Luxembourg 2,178 (23) Philippines 2,084 (88) Pakistan 1,938 (26) Thailand 1,651 (10) Saudi Arabia 1,563 (10) Indonesia 1,528 (136) Finland 1,418 (17) India 1,397 (35) South Africa 1,353 (5) Greece 1,314 (49) Panama 1,181 (30) Iceland 1,135 (2) Dominican Republic 1,109 (51) Mexico 1,094 (28)…

>LATEST CHANGES
United States +24,736 (+748) Italy +4,053 (+837) Spain +7,967 (+748) Germany +4,923 (+130) France +7,578 (+499) Iran +3,110 (+141) United Kingdom +3,009 (+381) Switzerland +683 (+74) Turkey +2,704 (+46) Belgium +876 (+192) Netherlands +845 (+175) Austria +562 (+20) South Korea +125 (+4) Canada +1,164 (+12) Portugal +1,035 (+20) Brazil +1,087 (+38) Israel +663 (+4) Australia +303 (+1) Norway +196 (+7) Sweden +407 (+34) Czech Republic +307 (+8) Ireland +325 (+17) Denmark +283 (+13) Malaysia +140 (+6) Chile +289 (+4) Russia +501 (+8) Poland +256 (+2) Ecuador +336 (+17) Romania +136 (+17) Japan +276 (+10) Luxembourg +190 (+1) Philippines +538 (+10) Pakistan +221 (+5) Thailand +127 (+1) Saudi Arabia +110 (+2) Indonesia +114 (+14) Finland +66 (+4) India +146 (+3) South Africa +27 (+2) Greece +102 (+3) Panama +106 (+3) Dominican Republic +208 (+9) Mexico +101 (+8) Peru +115 (+6) Argentina +234 (+4)…

>FULL LISTS
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Daily death count for 31st March now on worldometers: 4,373. Go Corona Chan, Go Go Go!

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Shit, I'm an idiot. Second try:

MEANWHILE, IN LOUISIANA:

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What a weird centipede

I know that feel

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Gays will be the cause of the eruption.

It's gone
CONFIRMATION NEEDED

>hearing people below you
this happens?

Comfy.

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New link fucko. Screenshot it

>northern indiana bro
Not too shabby. Probably in the debris field for Yellowstona-Chan though.

tinny bro you here?

I hope salvadoreño bro

F

Pretty sure this is Ecuador.

It's me

The one and only

Reporting live from my bed

can you please go back to bunkerchan.

We'll hit 1 million people infected in the next 48 hours easy. I suspect 50k+ dead in that time, too. Too bad no one took this seriously a couple months ago.

WE'RE IN THE STORM ANONS. HOLD ON.

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Wasted.

Is he out of town? If your place starts smelling like something died, be sure to let us know!

Link didn't work. I'll assume you're acting in good faith and it got taken down.

There's plenty of other crazy shit starting to fire up in NYC right now.

Bodies loaded into refrigerated truck by forklift. That's something I didn't expect to see this early in the NYC stage of the pandemic.

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Still more threads than strains

Try being 29 haha.

?

I am from here

Quiero que me aplasten el cráneo entre las chichis de corona-chan

My apartment is above his and he keeps his windows open and his TV at a high volume and laughs obnoxiously loud, and that sound bounces off the apartment building to the opposite of us and back up to me.

No clue

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So My state extended quarantine until may 4th

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HUBBY-KUN

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And more threads than daily American deaths

Fuck our government here admitted today the lockdown will be in place until June minimum and normies are freaking out. It's going to be in place until next winter.

When do u think all the armies of the world would join together and begin the dropping of bombs on Province Hua Bea and other Chinese cities?

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>FUTURE MARKETS
United States (-1.03%) Germany (-0.34%) France (-0.78%) United Kingdom (-0.53%) Italy (+0.29%) Switzerland (-0.15%) Spain (+1.03%) Austria (+3.37%) Poland (+2.88%) Netherlands (-0.11%) Hungary (0.00%) Russia (+3.45%) Greece (+0.00%) Brazil (-3.86%) Japan (+0.33%) Hong Kong (-0.12%) China (+1.20%) Australia (+0.77%) Singapore (-0.14%) India (-0.83%) South Korea (+0.11%) Taiwan (+0.09%) South Africa (+2.03%)

>LIVE TRAFFIC
Sydney (-11%) Tokyo (-24%) Beijing (-2%) Wuhan (-34%) New Delhi (-4%) Dubai (0%) Moscow (0%) Rome (0%) Milan (0%) Berlin (-1%) Munich (0%) Brussels (-1%) Paris (0%) Madrid (-1%) Barcelona (-3%) London (-1%) Johannesburg (+1%) Sao Paulo (-17%) Buenos Aires (-8%) New York (-18%) Washington (-11%) Miami (-11%) Toronto (-12%) Chicago (-13%) Houston (-7%) Mexico City (-66%) Los Angeles (-57%) Seattle (-31%)

>LOCKDOWNS AGGREGATE
India (1.3b) China (760m) United States (261m) Pakistan (211m) Mexico (129m) Egypt (97m) Germany (82m) Philippines (70m) Brazil (66m) France (66m) United Kingdom (66m) Italy (60m) South Africa (56m) Colombia (49m) Spain (46m) Argentina (44m) Ukraine (42m) Poland (37m) Morocco (35m) Peru (32m) Venezuela (32m) Malaysia (31m) Nepal (29m) Australia (24m) Russia (20m) Romania (19m) Netherlands (17m) Ecuador (16m) Rwanda (12m) Belgium (11m) Tunisia (11m) Czech Republic (10m) Dominican Republic (10m) Greece (10m) Portugal (10m)…

>FULL LISTS
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Which state fellow burger?

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Imagine dying a virgin in a place with unlimited free and for profit pussy

Whats the total death count in china?

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I'm in a confusing spot where I don't know if I should consider myself a virgin or not. I apparently had sex once, or at least she claimed we did, when I was drunk as fuck but I don't even remember it.

Texas

there's one girl that will fuck you

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You in quebec? I didnt know we had lockdowns already

Literally nothing has changed for me. I still go to work every day and everything else. The only difference I've seen is less traffic

I'm really dreading next autumn and winter

No scare

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WILL YOU PLEASE NOT RP TONIGHT. JUST ONE FUCKING NIGHT.

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Someone spotted a nametag, it looks like Louisiana though sure enough it's not confirmed. If it's Ecuador though... Ecuador only reports 79 deaths since the start. That would not be enough to cause this. Hell, I think there are more than 79 corpses just in that video. So if that's really Ecuador then they're concealing the severity of the situation there.

Either way, holy shit.

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January: China
February: Italy
March: America

April: India
May: Nigeria

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Official little over 300k, unofficial estimate about a mil.

In Japan, the topic of "city blockade" is now commonplace.
The government initially looked down on the matter and lied for the Olympics.
Therefore, it is hard to say to the people now that "the city is blocked because it is dangerous".

That's pretty badass

Oh based, how u

Can you remind me what that is

Aww

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