PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - IT WILL BE EXTREMELY PAINFUL EDITION /ptg/

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP @POTUS
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MAGA

when will the China Menace collapse?

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so whats the deal? is the internet and service going out starting tomorrow? is it really happening?

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also i am so tempted to edit the image so it says "extremely painful," and maybe give trump the mask

Trump said the virus was a Democrat Hoax.
retard
it wont.

Of course not, fucking retard.

Envision with your neurons the existence of jobless retard nigger degenerates who are unMAGA and need money BUT they refuse to get work and love welfare while claiming to be white and right wing.

Previously inconceivable, yes, but it's the reality we live in now. They're in THIS VERY THREAD

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MAGA

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for you

ching chong ping pong go back to your fucking country

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>so whats the deal? is the internet and service going out starting tomorrow? is it really happening?
Fucking what lel what are you talking about

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MAGA

>flag
>simping for china
pottery

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yeah! replace americans with workers who will work for half the price and on top of the bailouts these corporations are getting

>13 year old dies
>Checks name

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He said it wasn't the flu retards, what now.

I, for one, welcome the end times.

kill yourself you fucking knockoff eva wannabe nigger this midnight faggotry only exists as an offshoot of your parasitic avatarfagging nature that persists as a manifestation of your pure autism hellbent to destroy any semblance of organic on topic discussion that takes place in these threads every iteration of trumpgen is made worse with your presence your behavior outside of these threads is the reason q niggers even come here in the first place your asinine behavior is the reason the faggot chink baker is even a regular in these threads you have driven off every single producer of OC these threads have seen and replaced them with mundane redditniggers that shit up the entirety of Yas Forums you should have left with crusaderkun after the syria strikes and joined him in his suicide attempt you fucking welfare queen chair force piece of antiquated farm equipment resident hugbot tranny is less of an attentionwhore than you

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didn't you hear, govt banned working

Don't you know? Viruses can spread over the Internet.

>ITT: we post examples of leftist propaganda that accidentally makes Trump look awesome

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What in the world are you guys talking about?

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ABOLISH ALL JOBS!
SHUTTER YOUR BUSINESSES!
BANKRUPT YOUR SAVINGS!
BUT DON'T PANIC!

MAGA

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He also said today that 100,000 - 240,000 of us were going to die

Shes so brave. Please clap

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>govt banned working
nani shit send me home to do nothing then

N A N I

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I've really been enjoying her questions lately

i'm pretty sure it's larpshit trying to talk here

You'll wish you were dead when you see the economy in six months.

Death to larpshitters

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Not soon enough. I pray that during the 2nd term Trump stops playing nice.

>i am so tempted to edit the image so it says "extremely painful,"

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One of my favorite trump moments with her.

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>US tech workers
>US
What?

Somebody needs to get Mypillow Mike to start watching anime and making bodypillows, is all I'm saying.

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mass cloroquine production when?

>Australians

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You are paid by the government to sit on this board and do nothing, fucking glownigger.

Trust the plan

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Why would the state of rich people concern me, exactly? Your stock prices mean as much to me as the price of bitcoins and silver.

Making London a better place one Paki at a time.

90% of the population will be wiped out by then.

your absolute lack of aussie bants if very telling
your kinda need to stop stealing baby formula and supplies from Aussies and selling them to China.

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When the countries that are under its debt tell them they're not paying it back.

not allowed to work, sorry
let china make your medicine

Two people close to Ginsburg has caught coronavirus.
But it's believe they had minimal contact with the Supreme Court Justice.

>when people are dying, but you still find a few minutes to troll in between golf games

CNN JUST BUSTED THE CHINESE COVERUP WIDE OPEN

OVER 6 MILLION CONFIRMED DEATHS TO CORONAVIRUS IN WUHAN ALONE

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today as many people died in the united states from coronavirus as spain

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Lewd elves are sinful. Please don't post anymore.

The PRC is waging information warfare against the GOP and USA in support of DNC given that none of their candidates proved popular. All of this is an effort to restore the treason that was happening at the behest of China under the Obama-Biden administration.

Europeans depend heavily on Russian oil / gas. They do not like Russia having a lot of leverage over them in this way. Poland / Ukraine are the eastern border of Europe as far as Western Europeans are concerned, so they want NATO running a defensive corridor there.

The Middle East primarily sells oil / gas to China. They do not have pipeline access to Europe, and the United States blocks pipeline access to China via Afghanistan (which we occupy, for this exact reason).

In the middle of the Obama regime, they toppled Egypt / Libya, specifically by supporting rebels in eastern Libya. You probably don't know this, but eastern Libya is the highest per capita recruiting grounds for al-Qaeda anywhere in the world. They are the ones who were largely responsible for building IEDs that killed most of our troops in Iraq. Lots and lots of American blood on their hands. These are the people Obama supported against Gaddafi however.

Why? Libyan weapons stockpiles were shipped to Syria. The plan was to overthrow Syria and then Turkey. The intention here was to open a pipeline path from Saudi Arabia to Europe. The easiest way to do this is Jordan / western Iraq > Syria > Turkey > Europe

The fallout of such a pipeline opening up goes like this: Saudi energy becomes cheaper than Russian (easier to extract than Russian, but comparable delivery prices once a pipeline is available from Saudi Arabia to Europe). Europe switches to ME energy. Russia then has to switch to selling to China. Afghanistan is no longer valuable real estate in controlling Chinese energy sovereignty. The West has no controllable territory between Russia and China to cut supplies > China obtains effective energy independence, superpower status

sauce

No wonder they keep coming here.

>CNN
lol

TURN ON CNN

Those plague carriers are taking up space where real Australians could be in those hotels.
It's part of the reason why his posts are so low quality. They have no soul.

>sauce
His uncle works at Nintendo.

Trump tricked her into saying it 4 times.

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Saeko is my waifu. This needs a second season.

MAGA and stand by for a Presidential Announcement from his eminence, Donald J Trump, President of Plant Earth.
The announcement is expected before Easter.
He will be announcing a 3 day shutdown of phone & Internet service, while mass arrests of the (((illuminati))) is taking place.
Then we will all have a big party!
Imagine a world without jews.

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Pretty sure people read it here on /ptg/ first.

Recently released FBI documents from decades ago have found the family of Nancy Pelosi might have had deep ties to organized crime. One America's Kristian Rouz examines the reports

youtube.com/watch?v=LB-MHUh6mM8

Mario Cuomo, the former governor of New York, was targeted for assassination by the Sicilian mafia during a trip to Italy in 1992, according to an imprisoned Cosa Nostra hitman.

Maurizio Avola, 54 – who is currently serving a life sentence for his part in 43 murders and 40 armed robberies – told the Guardian that mobster bosses planned an ambush involving about a dozen gunmen armed with assault rifles and explosives.

The attack was only called off when the scale of Cuomo’s security detail became apparent, he said.

theguardian.com/world/2016/mar/11/mario-cuomo-mafia-assassination-target-italy-cosa-nostra


House Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi, D-Calif., took a bipartisan congressional delegation to Italy Friday, including three fellow Democrats and one Republican.

Pelosi said she was invited by the president of the Italian Chamber of Deputies, Gianfranco Fini, to commemorate the 150th anniversary of the Italian unification.
"Our shared history and culture only serve to strengthen the U.S.-Italy alliance in this new century, and through the Italian-American community, there are literally millions of bridges between our two nations,” Pelosi said

washingtonexaminer.com/pelosi-and-four-members-travel-to-italy

KAPEESH

Isn't the author in prison or dead?

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Part & Parcel of living in Londonistan. A stab vest or a mask to protect against acid spills/bat viruses

Also Trump was going on about the public to use scarves if they want to feel safer. Certainly would stop ppl with coughs from spreading it, proved in that they say cough into you forearm & not your hands, fucking lugenpresse

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Bingo!

I know, was hilarious!

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Only 3 days? I hoping they'd make it permanent.

>740 deaths today

if CNN says it...then WHO must have been reporting real numbers after all...

>Writer Daisuke Sato died on March 22, 2017 from coronary artery disease. He was 52.

Bros...

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USA USA USA

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>KAPEESH
Capisce*

I hope not. Seems like something bad always happens to go writers: jail, fired, out their depression is cured.

>IT WILL BE EXTREMELY PAINFUL

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BAN SLUT SHIT AND MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!

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ban anime too

>Geraldo giving a shout out to his "Brother Cuomo"
>Hannity saying Chris Cuomo is the superior Cuomo
kek. this fucking time line.

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I'm aware of the scarf bit even if I didn't watch it.

That's like half the population!!!!

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supposedly as part of the conspiracy that the deepstate is being thwarted and part of that plan is shutting down the internet to make quick and easy arrests of pedoelites. The only broadcast will be emergency broadcasts from Trump himself. I don't believe it wholly but if it happens I will stand corrected.

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>openly cheering for American deaths
Oh wow you actually are jewish aren't you

>posting white people statistics

if you count the immigrants and homeless the number is 100x that

>Part & Parcel

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>tfw getting paid to be a neet
imagine being a neet for free

This is the most kino way to conceal your identity from the AI.

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PRESS D TO DAB ON FREDO'S CORPSE

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>non whites
>American
Please.

Well Trump if you wouldn't have reacted like a dumbfuck and called the disease a hoax maybe people would have taken the disease seriously

it's like if 9/11 happened once a week

>the showdown twice denied

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Larpshit nigger retard

Never.

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Trump has killed all of America except for a chosen (((few))).

what happen?

Why would you want to hide from the AI? The basilisk will be the greatest thing to ever happen to humans. We must do all that we can to support the coming of the basilisk! I welcome our new robot overlords!

DRUMPF IS HANDING OUT BASEBALL PONCHOS TO DOCTORS AND NURSES

THIS IS EMBARASSING

THIS ORANGE HITLER SHOULD JUST RESIGN ALREADY

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Yes, if phones are dead forever we will all be better off.
But the White Man's Internet must live!
The information on the Internet will be expanded after the fall of the illuminati.
Also have some basic info that most everyone here already knows, see pic related.

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did jews all warn each other about this event too?

Tucker complained about social media overlords censoring Bolsonaro, that's new

There's some crazy technology our there that can recognize faces. Certain nations who wish us harm use this technology against us. It wouldn't be a terrible idea to cover up your face to mask your identity.

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sanders cant even defeat a senile candidate, what makes you think he will take on trump

Damn does anyone in here remember shitposting on /bane/ back in the early days of cripplechan?

who dat?

>ask question
>get answer
>screech like a retard
What will you do when the internet goes out, glowie

>Tfw running out of pickles

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Kind of an interesting idea. We all know what a disaster it would be to default on all bonds but what if we only refused to pay Chink-held ones? Japan has nearly as much as the Chinks I think, and with the rest of the world it's a lot more.

I don't know it that would really happen, but it's best to be prepared for anything really.

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does anyone really even understand how impossibly difficult "shutting down the internet" would be and the horrible number of critical things that would affect? might as well dive into pure fantasy and say the government's gonna turn off the power grid for reasons

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why do they want the government to do everything?

bernie would just give all his time to the moderator to ask Trump more biased and loaded questions

>Oh wow you actually are jewish aren't you
Are you just now getting this? He's unironically a Chinese Black Israeli glownigger pedophile cannibal faggot. Also, a jannie, so be careful what you say about him. He'll b& you if you hurt his feelings or attack his internet gf(male).

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How the fuck do you guys worship trump this hard, and not be in the know with QAnon. Jesus fucking christ. Do some research.
8kun top qresearch

That's how they get you tho, they get you all worked up in the cities & you then take a walk in the countryside, maybe take the dog. Then they fly a drone over & take photos of your number plates & you get a fine in the post

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Would have been a lot more fun. Trump will decimate Biden, but Sanders? Trump would have probably killed him through blood pressure alone.

Why should we submit to Clown World ideas when we could have Goth World or Punk World?

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>"shutting down the internet"
It's not a thing, you can run networks on any kind of bullshit and you can't simultaneously shut them all down. Damn retards.

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>tfw you realize there are people still donating to his campaign

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Obama worked on a way to do it. with all the NSA backdoors I think its easier than people suspect to take down the main corporate Internet. Intranets would be harder

>He never returned

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>BREAKING
Reports of a contingent of marines surrounding a small ranch near epicenter of yellowstone quake
>BREAKING

Don't forget his crippling lack of self awareness.

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That's Cuomo doing that tho, State control & the Federal Gov only give help when asked. Nipples is holding back the PPE for his Apex Leg Ends marathon.

Literally a abortion doctor. She is nowhere near real patients

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What do you think such a man makes for his efforts, in round numbers

hey, faggot meme flag. I said I don't believe it.

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It's concern shilling, naught more. Ignore them, evermore. Situation normal, all fucked up. Things should be alright by mid-April, early May. Chloroquine was approved, blood serum too. Remember to vote out politicians violating the First, Fourth and Tenth Amendments during this dire time come November, lest September remain eternal in this regard. Pedantic and Schemer shit the bed, make the Demonrats become third party.

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Neither Biden or Bernie will be alive in November.

I almost feel bad for them.

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desu i assume they mean the main ISPs and not somehow magically any local or private network but even then that's ridiculous
as i've said before, for every "food comes from the grocery store" person out there, there's a "internet comes from the magic wire in the wall" person

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>these two retards say it won't happen
That confirms it, it's definitely happening.

>uhhh I don't believe it wholly (implied partially)
>What a dumbass you are
>HOW DARE YOU SAY THAT

who dis?

His radio silence is pretty damn spooky

>fedora pedo still hasn't been b&

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collecting (you)s from the suffering of others gets him more shekels

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trump dismissed it in february too. what else is new?

Elves don't even go into estrus, that's more of a centaur, minotaur and satyr thing.

you appear to be an emotional female who forms opinions based on a whim rather than looking deeper and using reading comprehension. why don't you show tits or gtfo.

Why are all fucking wojack posters such retarded fags lol

Imagine being allowed to vote and being that damn stupid

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77% are demoshits. I'm thinking this is pretty based.

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>a new boogie man for the new pandemic

how timely

youtube.com/watch?v=V6a2p3L3S2c

>The bottom of the real estate market wasn't until 2011 during the '08 housing bubble crash

>we still have a year or two before buying cheep rental properties

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Are you really going to do this again? Do you get paid to be an insufferable faggot every single night?

How could I, he's the biggest faggot on the internet. You should've heard him defending idubbbz yesterday.
probably 7+ figures, taxpayer-funded

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Will the mods please ban this faggot already?

he's been doing online townhalls every other day. also has way more accurate info about the virus than trump's press confrences

>idubbbz
Who or what?

Glass Mexico and enslave it's women and children? Okay.
Contraception is treason and so is anal.

Russia is best buds with communist china, the jews of asia, why aren't they selling to the chinks right now?

do you have new data?

>Do you get paid to be an insufferable faggot every single night?
No, that he does for free.

I've been on those townhalls. they get paltry numbers. like less than a thousand on twitch

It is a mod.

>jannies b&ing themselves
lol no

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He's a janny and he's not going anywhere.

He's doing a terrible job at getting the word out then

>Trump said the virus was a Democrat Hoax.
Even the left knows that’s a lie, ching. Time to makey new pasta.

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I'd like to see him admit it

If chlorqueen is working, why people still die?

Trump wrong again. Good going you faggotz.