Is his the greatest American story ever told?

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Mike Lindell found his bootstraps.
You have not.

Day of the pillow does not mean what you think it means, young man.

honestly good for him

He's a good, quirky guy. The left should feel bad for attacking him. He's doing what he can to right his life and is doing well.

mypillow is actually refactoring to produce covid masks.

Pretty based company.

I thought people like redemption stories.

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hey he turned his life around. that's based. what next? a former coomer founding a company?

I always hear that this dude was a crack addict and I believe it. But.... I've never seen the crackhead version of him and id like some fucking closure. Can anyone find pics of this dude while he was using? Not necessarily in the act of using, but while considered to still be an addict? I want to see if he still has that mustache and whethwr or not he's ever lit it on fire while smoking crack.

Imagine attacking a man who rose from the depths of niggerdom to ensure a comfortable and affordable sleep to millions of Americans everywhere.

Presidency 2024

He wrote a book about it, his arrest photo is the cover

how much dick did he suck while cracking?

Yes unless you're associated with Trump, Republicans or Faithful, then suddenly you're evil and they'll use your history to try and discredit or belittle you.

Qrd on this?

His only accomplishment is scamming dumb ass boomers

>my balls
your chin

Yeah, his advice to read the bible is a solid treatment for COVID-19.

This.

I invented sorta the same pillow only mine was foam cut up into squares

When does the isekai anime adaptation come out?

It's another typical night for mike lindel, under the bridge smoking crack. When suddenly a flash of light blinds him and when he comes to his senses he's in a world he doesn't recognize. Wait, whats this? NANI?? This world doesn't have body pillows?? Luckily Mike has some skills he can put to use as he slowly understands where he is and what he must do, as he works to create:

"My Pillow in another world"

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he smoked so much crack his crack dealers staged an intervention, cut him off, he cleaned his act up, invented a pillow, and became a millionaire

He looks like he would have fit right in with Howard Sterns wack pack

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Is it possible for the left to be more petty and spiteful?

Yes

You need to realize that the people who hate him use their drug addictions as a crutch to explain why they will never be capable of doing anything productive. To see a person who was worse off than they were, but managed to turn it around and become not just useful but Great, makes them realize that the drugs isnt the thing holding them back.

Based pillow merchants switches his factory to make masks during pandemic.

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crackheads are like superhuman motherfuckers.
he probably got fed up never sleeping right as a crack addict and made the comfiest pillow to reach some kind if catharsis

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Isn't he a billionaire? Cheesy crunch wrap supreme based

fund it.

>Isn't he a billionaire?
probably approaching that milestone now that Walmart carries My Pillows

Was he seriously a crack addict? Gross. Why do Republicans have the worst role models?

Democrats vote for literal convicted crack smokers so I don't see the problem.

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I would fund so many animus I never got sequels to if I could. I want no game no life season 2 for ecer. Also noragami season 3

>The left should feel bad for attacking him

What are they saying about him?

i bet the mypillow mask is 45% more comfy than that rigid 3M mask

>45%
you underestimate the power of crack cocaine user, more like 145% more comfier

>inb4source

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Mypillow is the closest we will ever get in our earthly bodies to achieving the comfort levels of a cloud in heaven

Did he do all that crack because his old pillows sucked ass?

You are forgetting the most important step the man took.
Giving his life over to Christ

this
there's something to that shit

I thought leftists were pro-drugs. Why are they mocking this guy for smoking crack?

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is the pillow actually pretty good?

You will never be as important as him. Jesus Christ bless him.

Everybody I've ever seen that shelled out the shekels seems satisfied

They only defend the black crack-heads.

>imagine not sleeping on a MyPillow.

Why live?

I use be addicted to crack, but naw I sell pillows

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Proof positive that pillows are better than crack.

Not for white people.

It's actually a very good pillow. It is very good at staying cool.

They are pretty good desu. Each size has different levels of firmness just be sure to get the one reccomended for the heaviest person, it has the most fill. Oddly enough you have to wash it when you get it to activate it. Then just fluff to your liking nightly.

acosta laughed about trump having him up there then criticized him talking about the bible, for one

I worked with a guy that hung out with him. It was coke not crack, not that it matters.

A kike that sells shredded pillows for twice the cost of whole pillows.

I’ve never smoked crack, but based on what I see people who do sure seem to enjoy it. I like fun, I’d smoke some crack. Why not?

after this bullshit crisis malarkey is over, im buying one (or two with special coupon code)

Anyone who kicks a major addiction to class A and does well in life afterwards deserves a bit of respect.

T. Someone with a lot of firsthand experience with meth addicts and meth use. Yeah, I did ut myself for a while, by some miracle I never got hooked but I've seen it destroy so many lives, and you never get over that addiction, it eats away at people for the rest of their lives.

There is a pic in this interview and yes he has the stache. m.youtube.com/watch?v=oJbdj3SMzlM

Damn, I hope that is real, hardcore.

Crack is tame compared to crystal meth

The faggot use to suck my dick for running money

Really makes you think.

true story

>Net worth: $300 million

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