YELLOWSTONE IS GONNA BLOW

Yeah, all we gotta worry about here in MA is disgusting puerto rican spics and niggers.

4/20 2020 on Hitlers birthday, payback time.

They never give time zones lmao “tonight at midnight” nigga it’s already been midnight across half the fucking planet

never, aliums will prevent it

seven days from now.

12 hours from now

April 20th 2020

4/4 BOOM

tomorrow

Now

next week

Yellowstone gets massive quakes occasionally it's nothing new

Now

Tomorrow at sunrise

April 4th 5.30 pm GMT

4/4 at 4:44am

You’ll see the clouds blow away, that’s when you should duck and cover.

Why would they make people in the EU stay home though?

Cinco de mayo

33 days 10:08pm

53 years

Right now

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user, the Americas were never meant to be colonized.

All hell

1,000 years from now.

Will the american South be ok boys? I’m still not convinced anything happens though

April 1st, 10:23 AM EST.
Make sure to repent for your sins and ask for forgiveness from God.

Oh god oh fuck

idk I think I would survive.
What state are you in? When the ash starts to fall, I'll set up a fan and blow it on your direction.
They won't survive the winter, we good.

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6:66pm

Why do you think there is do much activity in Antarctica...it’s the only safe place. Why do you think they manufactured crisis to force everyone home in the world with supplies.....

Thank you

April Fools.

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ALL I EVER WANTED WAS A FUCKING NUKE
EAT SHIT AND CUM

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It would genuinely be beyond epic. I bet silly Coronachan disappears from the news then.

s’ coo
s’ aaallll cool my dude
satanic pedos suffocate from yellowstone-chan’s braps

3:33pm today

I'm pretty sure Yellowstone eruption would cause one of the most terrible winters and grow seasons in human history

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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Nice.

Everybody dies

well, at least this would be a reasonable explanation for all of this wuhan flu hysteria

But yellowstone is in Wyoming

Mid April, while corona is peaking. Fuck our shit up senpai

Yellow Stone live web cam feed on there site.

Two weeks

Says who?

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

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Yellowstone is on the longest nofap streak of all time, I think corona-Chan has caused him to finally lose control. He’s gonna blow his load all over the place boys

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Based

We will light up a monument in Europe and pray for you if you’re killed no need to worry

sucks man
>tfw I'll never live in a white ethnostate in Europe
>my ancestors sailed across the ocean only to have their descendants get culturally enriched by niggers everyday
REEEEE

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Anything further north than central Florida probably won't be able to support agriculture for a couple of years

.....

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now

You grow food in Mass now?

I thought Mass was supposed to be one of those highly educated liberal states?

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Its just the beginning..

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hmmmmmmm
Kek I’m listening to your massive digits. all heil

who did you mean by this

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checked

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It just keeps happening

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We've waited so long. This is the big one guise.

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Like Qwixx

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soon

Nothing will happen, nothing ever happens.

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NOW