/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2783

► Detected: 857,488 (+72,749) ► Died: 42,114 (+4,341) ► (Reset: -00:50:05)

— 3.8 billion people put under lockdown —
— 205 countries and territories infected —
— 2.2x more confirmed deaths than swine flu pandemic —
— 2,489 different strains have been sequenced —

>NEWS
Spain doesn't report cases discovered post-mortem
archive.is/lVnXv

Trump: We are going through the worst thing ever seen
youtu.be/zpbEyfl3vpg

Virus can travel 8 meters, stay in air for hours, says MIT
archive.is/UewJG

"Flu deaths" include all pneumonia deaths, virus rarely confirmed
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>RESEARCH
Patients can get reinfected after "recovery"
archive.is/W9vNf

In France, half in intensive care under 50 years old
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First randomized trial ends in failure for hydroxychloroquine
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Treatment with HIV drugs ends in failure in controlled study
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>REMINDER
Olympics for 2020 cancelled, postponed until 2021
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China denying virus tests to keep numbers down
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"Germany omits most deaths with other pathologies", Spanish biologist
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China didn't add 43,000 new cases since hitting 80,000
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>LIVE
youtu.be/qgylp3Td1Bw

>LATEST CASES
0045: China’s National Health Commission has disclosed 1,541 asymptomatic cases of coronavirus, including 205 cases which originated in a foreign country.
23:49: 106 new cases and 4 new deaths in Panama.
23:45: 336 new cases and 15 new deaths in Italy.
23:34: 3,630 new cases and 112 new deaths in Germany.
23:29: 164 new deaths in New York City, New York state, United States.
23:27: 110 new cases and 2 new deaths in Idaho, United States.

>SOURCES
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apnews.com/6ed70e9db88b80439a087fdad8238009
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youtube.com/watch?v=EFRwnhfWXxo&t=26s
abc.net.au/news/2020-04-01/coronavirus-cremations-and-muslim-jewish-death-rites/12105842
youtube.com/watch?v=SRbhLtjOiRc
change.org/p/united-nations-call-for-the-resignation-of-tedros-adhanom-ghebreyesus-who-director-general
pastebin.com/raw/S29XMKEr
youtube.com/watch?v=9NrxHTTPufg
craftpassion.com/face-mask-sewing-pattern/
youtube.com/watch?v=bUtHcVzs1c0
twitter.com/CNN/status/1244649673375301633
twitter.com/NSFWRedditVideo

First

Rejoice!

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ORANGE MAN !!!!!! Send me cute cat-themed face masks NOW !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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today i will remind them

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Does eating cum help?

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Niggas, do y'all realize that the coronavirus is just a cold, right? I'm not joking, the common cold is literally caused by coronavirus. Imagine panicking over the common cold.

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US latest estimate: 50,000 dead by April 11.

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Only for biological females.

White House projects 100K to 240K US deaths from virus
apnews.com/6ed70e9db88b80439a087fdad8238009
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White House projects 100K to 240K US deaths from virus
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White House projects 100K to 240K US deaths from virus
apnews.com/6ed70e9db88b80439a087fdad8238009
archive.is/QbISt

youtube.com/watch?v=EFRwnhfWXxo&t=26s

here is a decent summary youtube video

>posts change.org petitions
>gets banned
>doesn't know why
>announces he's ban evading

You're like at least 3 different kinds of stupid.

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GAD ZUKES for BAT SOUP

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the bunker bf

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AMERICA #1

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>abc.net.au/news/2020-04-01/coronavirus-cremations-and-muslim-jewish-death-rites/12105842

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"You're a big country"
"For you"

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Sexualizing a virus is mental illness.

youtube.com/watch?v=SRbhLtjOiRc

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After months of lockdown wtf
If I have to stay at home all this summer I'm going to kill myself

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I feel like if the United States devolve into civil war, 30 years from now, if someone asks me how things were in that country before the war, I'll just have to show them that picture and they'll understand.

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>>announces he's ban evading

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Can't wait, the more you know the better...wish other countries weren't hiding numbers and deaths to help corona-chan!

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Give that roastie some trash bags and duct tape then. The poncho goes to the cleaning staff

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When do the nukes rain down on China?

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>the mudmen fear the flame

Good to know.

I remember when I spotted you on bunkerchan, Mexican OP user.

OUT OF THE WAY
$1200 TAX RETURN COMING THROUGH
YOU DID FILE IN 2019, RIGHT?

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>please post a sexy corona-chan
all you had to do was ask user

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A real classic, welcome back schizo. We missed you, some dude named gary came after you and started posting fake charts daily so he became the new "classic poster".

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The Army is making sure people don't leave their homes in Australia now.

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Remember to sign and share the petition to REMOVE THE NIGGER!

change.org/p/united-nations-call-for-the-resignation-of-tedros-adhanom-ghebreyesus-who-director-general

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>COUNTRIES LIST
United States 187,917 (3,867) Italy 105,792 (12,428) Spain 95,923 (8,464) China 81,518 (3,305) Germany 71,808 (775) France 52,128 (3,523) Iran 44,605 (2,898) United Kingdom 25,150 (1,789) Switzerland 16,605 (433) Turkey 13,531 (214) Belgium 12,775 (705) Netherlands 12,595 (1,039) Austria 10,180 (128) South Korea 9,786 (162) Canada 8,612 (101) Portugal 7,443 (160) Brazil 5,717 (201) Israel 5,358 (20) Australia 4,763 (20) Norway 4,641 (39) Sweden 4,435 (180) Czech Republic 3,308 (31) Ireland 3,235 (71) Denmark 2,860 (90) Malaysia 2,766 (43) Chile 2,738 (12) Russia 2,337 (17) Poland 2,311 (33) Ecuador 2,302 (79) Romania 2,245 (82) Luxembourg 2,178 (23) Philippines 2,084 (88) Japan 1,953 (56) Pakistan 1,938 (26) Thailand 1,651 (10) Saudi Arabia 1,563 (10) Indonesia 1,528 (136) Finland 1,418 (17) India 1,397 (35) South Africa 1,353 (5) Greece 1,314 (49) Panama 1,181 (30) Iceland 1,135 (2) Dominican Republic 1,109 (51) Mexico 1,094 (28)…

>LATEST CHANGES
United States +24,129 (+726) Italy +4,053 (+837) Spain +7,967 (+748) Germany +4,923 (+130) France +7,578 (+499) Iran +3,110 (+141) United Kingdom +3,009 (+381) Switzerland +683 (+74) Turkey +2,704 (+46) Belgium +876 (+192) Netherlands +845 (+175) Austria +562 (+20) South Korea +125 (+4) Canada +1,164 (+12) Portugal +1,035 (+20) Brazil +1,087 (+38) Israel +663 (+4) Australia +303 (+1) Norway +196 (+7) Sweden +407 (+34) Czech Republic +307 (+8) Ireland +325 (+17) Denmark +283 (+13) Malaysia +140 (+6) Chile +289 (+4) Russia +501 (+8) Poland +256 (+2) Ecuador +336 (+17) Romania +136 (+17) Luxembourg +190 (+1) Philippines +538 (+10) Pakistan +221 (+5) Thailand +127 (+1) Saudi Arabia +110 (+2) Indonesia +114 (+14) Finland +66 (+4) India +146 (+3) South Africa +27 (+2) Greece +102 (+3) Panama +106 (+3) Dominican Republic +208 (+9) Mexico +101 (+8) Peru +115 (+6) Argentina +234 (+4) Colombia +108 (+2)…

>FULL LISTS
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I'm sorry, but did YOU already get infected? Oh, that's right. The coronavirus hasn't even killed that many people yet. I mean, it's only been, like, 4 FUCKING months now. Does 99.9 percent of people not having caught the coronavirus after FOUR MONTHS count as a happening? Is that what you're saying? Because if you're saying that I can assure you that you're wrong. Why would you make this topic when the stock market hasn't even crashed? The Dow is still stable right now and it has been going up overall for how many years now? In fact, Trump is doing a great job handling one of the worst media campaigns we've ever had on any president, who just happen to maintain high ratings because they're feeding off the energy of deluded, libtard sheeple like yourself. But you know what? They still fucking suck. Trump is one of the best fucking presidents we've ever had, the Dow gained, like, 3000 last year and would have kept on going up if the media wasn't rigged, causing all this panic. Maybe you should shut the fuck up before you make retarded topics like this. You know why? Because you're going to be embarrassed when Trump wins. Oh look at that, Biden just forgot his name again when he needed to remember it, just like Hillary did. Are you a fucking drunk? Are you retarded? Are you autistic? You are a fucking idiot and you should never make a topic on this sub again and I'm fucking serious. I almost have a feeling you're the only guy making all these anti-Trump topics because you're a faggot hater who doesn't like him because he's good. Fuck you, be good at something in YOUR life and then maybe try to troll, like I give a fuck. It's so easy to spot out your threads now, you're a retard. Always doing stupid shit like this. Why don't you try to be a good poster? Just for once? For once in your fucking life try not to make a topic like this. That's just you, you're always right at getting it wrong. Fuck you. You are nothing.

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There are girls in this thread

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youtube.com/watch?v=9NrxHTTPufg

are there newer well done templates or jpgs I will edit to make into templates I should add?
t. template user.

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>0045: China’s National Health Commission has disclosed 1,541 asymptomatic cases of coronavirus, including 205 cases which originated in a foreign country.
2nd wave or did china decide to lie less?

Mental illness on THIS website? It's more likely than you think.
[Free PC check]

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Did you expect anything else? People are retarded and the president is the weakest man ever.
Fagget created an artifitial crisis just because he got scared about some little protests, and the medical system is shit.

We will use "the rods of god" rather than nukes. Nukes are bad for the environment user.

>We are going through the worst thing ever seen

At what point does he say that? Not going to watch all that shit

BREAKING NEWS!!!
MASKS NOW WORK IN ONE COUNTY OF USA.

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Look at the beak on that Jew, she's a goner...

What are the chances of getting infected by a delivery person if they left groceries on your doorstep? Could you get it from just their droplets floating around?

It's almost as if they're afraid we'll find out just how hard it is to do mass cremation.

not like you'll do anything about it

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Ladies and gentlemen, I regret to inform you that first responders are cancelled

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I can't stop jerking off. My dick is sore. I'm just so bored. This is the worst happening ever.

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Friendly reminder that Florida has roughly 550 deaths per DAY in an average year, and is full of old people that were supposed to be all wiped out by this. This is the same model the task force is using.

Its a big fat fucking nothing.

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WHAT THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO DO INSIDE?

China is so polluted nukes would still be an improvement.

Don’t worry, they’ll ignore you.

Wait why is it the federal governments job to have plenty of masks on stock at the privately owned hospital? Why didn't they purchase them years ago and have them stored?

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They're estimating high so down the road Trump can say "see what a terrific job I did? These were the estimates, but only this many died. I did such a terrific job!"

1215 CASES CONFIRMED IN MEXICO. 121 NEW CASES AND 1 NEW DEATH IN THE LAST 24H
>1215 CASES CONFIRMED IN MEXICO. 121 NEW CASES AND 1 NEW DEATH IN THE LAST 24H
1215 CASES CONFIRMED IN MEXICO. 121 NEW CASES AND 1 NEW DEATH IN THE LAST 24H
>1215 CASES CONFIRMED IN MEXICO. 121 NEW CASES AND 1 NEW DEATH IN THE LAST 24H
1215 CASES CONFIRMED IN MEXICO. 121 NEW CASES AND 1 NEW DEATH IN THE LAST 24H
>1215 CASES CONFIRMED IN MEXICO. 121 NEW CASES AND 1 NEW DEATH IN THE LAST 24H
1215 CASES CONFIRMED IN MEXICO. 121 NEW CASES AND 1 NEW DEATH IN THE LAST 24H
>1215 CASES CONFIRMED IN MEXICO. 121 NEW CASES AND 1 NEW DEATH IN THE LAST 24H

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More likely that there would be virus on the packaging, obviously

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They'll claim all the asymptomatic cases came from the "imported" patients

bill gates caused corona

>US breaks its one-day record with 865 Covid-19 fatalities, but peak not expected until mid-April

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Good point actually.

>craftpassion.com/face-mask-sewing-pattern/

Based.

Wow, you are back!
Good to see you!

wow commie much
I can invest in whatever stockpiles I want if you don't like it let the free market fix it

based religious hatred.
>my love for corona-chan is this big

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Corona-chan is helping me lose weight because I already ran out of snacks and I eat smaller meals so that I don't have to go restock yet! Thank you Corona-chan!

>FUTURE MARKETS
United States (-1.26%) Germany (-0.91%) France (-0.78%) United Kingdom (-0.87%) Italy (+0.29%) Switzerland (-0.15%) Spain (+1.03%) Austria (+3.37%) Poland (+2.88%) Netherlands (-0.11%) Hungary (0.00%) Russia (+3.45%) Greece (+0.00%) Brazil (-3.86%) Japan (-0.31%) Hong Kong (-0.88%) China (-0.03%) Australia (0.00%) Singapore (-0.04%) India (-0.57%) South Korea (-0.28%) Taiwan (-0.27%) South Africa (+2.03%)

>LIVE TRAFFIC
Sydney (-11%) Tokyo (-23%) Beijing (-3%) Wuhan (-39%) New Delhi (0%) Dubai (0%) Moscow (0%) Rome (0%) Milan (0%) Berlin (-2%) Munich (+1%) Brussels (-1%) Paris (-1%) Madrid (-2%) Barcelona (-5%) London (-3%) Johannesburg (+1%) Sao Paulo (-27%) Buenos Aires (-16%) New York (-22%) Washington (-12%) Miami (-36%) Toronto (-21%) Chicago (-48%) Houston (-13%) Mexico City (-65%) Los Angeles (-68%) Seattle (-55%)

>LOCKDOWNS AGGREGATE
India (1.3b) China (760m) United States (261m) Pakistan (211m) Mexico (129m) Egypt (97m) Germany (82m) Philippines (70m) Brazil (66m) France (66m) United Kingdom (66m) Italy (60m) South Africa (56m) Colombia (49m) Spain (46m) Argentina (44m) Ukraine (42m) Poland (37m) Morocco (35m) Peru (32m) Venezuela (32m) Malaysia (31m) Nepal (29m) Australia (24m) Russia (20m) Romania (19m) Netherlands (17m) Ecuador (16m) Rwanda (12m) Belgium (11m) Tunisia (11m) Czech Republic (10m) Dominican Republic (10m) Greece (10m) Portugal (10m)…

>FULL LISTS
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maybe it will kill the cartels

Listen faggots
>flu kills 250,000 a year
>Measles kills 500,000 a year
>hepatitis b kills 800,000 a year
>hiv/aids kills a million a year
>noro virus kills 50,000 a year
>ebola kills 10,000 a year
>car crashes kill two million a year
>murder and war kills 5 million a year
>coconuts kill 100,000 a year
>falling down that stairs kills 40,000 a year
>DIY accidents kill 15000 a year
>Niggers murder 600,000 a year
>botched transsexual surgeries kill 500 a year
>food poisoning kills 6 million a year
>erectile dysfunction kills 20,000 a year
>lightning strikes kill 500 a year (double if it strikes twice)
>Medical malpractice in the US claims 250k lives a year alone
>diarrhea kills 1.8 million A YEAR
It's a nothing burger

I was assured by top jews that women burn better then men and can even be used as fuel for the fire

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Based diarrhea man

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I'm waiting for people in my area to start wearing them regularly before I start using mine. I don't wanna be the first one doing it.

Guys. I'm under a stay-at-home order right now and it is super gay. I am seriously doubting that this will have a meaningful impact on the amount of people who get infected. I also am paranoid that they wont take back some of the new powers they put in place here. This. Is. Ultra. Fucking. Gay.

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THREAD THEME
youtube.com/watch?v=bUtHcVzs1c0

>durr hurr thousands of people dying is no big deal
>9/11
>3,000 dead
>greatest catastrophe of all time!

>peak not expected until mid-April
If you're insane, maybe. The actual peak won't be for months and months.

Coom to tranny porn like the rest of us

>Remove and Behead
If he avoids jail and/or death I will be disappointed.
Sure hope this decade provides war after the dust settles.

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Is that Marco?

heh hello, ladies *cough*

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twitter.com/CNN/status/1244649673375301633

That’s a little easier to manage with some cleaning at least. I don’t have any masks or goggles

why have a federal gobermant then if it can't deliver anything?

Based lemming

All the people dying in the U.S. are sick because Trump was calling the virus a Democrat hoax and Pence was trying to pray it away. The number of cases would not be nearly this high with Hillary in office.