PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - THE MOST IMPORTANT TIME OF THE DAY EDITION /ptg/

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP @POTUS
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NEW APPEARANCES
>Pres Trump/Corona-chan Task Force News Conf 3/31/20
c-span.org/video/?470841-1/
youtu.be/zpbEyfl3vpg
>Latinos for Trump Online! 3/31/20
youtu.be/cXY51HQPoZY
>HUDSec SleepyBen on BreitbartNewsDaily 3/31/20
soundcloud.com/breitbart/breitbart-news-daily-sec-ben-carson-march-31-2020
>HHSSec Azar on America 1st w/Gorka 3/31/20
youtu.be/OQVf-xZHzT4
>AsstHHSSec4Health Adm Giroir on FoxNews 3/31/20
video.foxnews.com/v/6146027086001
>SG Adams on F&F 3/31/20
video.foxnews.com/v/6145988937001
>SG Adams on DoctorOz 3/31/20
youtu.be/N5_A7csAIEg
>NIAIDDir Fauci on (((FakeNews))) 3/31/20
youtu.be/ibCuZkan4JM
>CoE&USACE CG LtGen Semonite on GMA 3/31/20
youtu.be/r6qjxqqttPY
>ActNavySec Modly on (((FakeNews))) 3/31/20
twitter.com/SECNAV/status/1245084703247470595
>ArmySec McCarthy @Prince George's County MD Corona-chan Screening Site 3/31/20
dvidshub.net/video/745153/
>NORAD&NORTHCOM Comdr AFGen O'Shaughnessy on FoxNews 3/31/20
dvidshub.net/video/745138/
>Pentagon Press Brief (TRANSCOM Comdr ArmyGen Lyons) 3/31/20
dvidshub.net/video/745095/
>StateDept Press Brief (SoS Pompeo/SpecRep4VEN Abrams) 3/31/20
dvidshub.net/video/745083/
>DoDVideo: DefSec Esper on Corona-chan 3/31/20
twitter.com/EsperDoD/status/1245023412331991040

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MAGA

MAGA

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA MAGA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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Awoo!

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M... fuck us. were so fucked.

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Also in Spanish if needed (Joe knows he needs it)

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Lol. Holy shit.

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AWOO~

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You know what
Im just waiting for the nigger looting videos

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>Allowing niggers to live and not enjoying loli
It's just too much

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TUCKER PRAYING FOR FREDO

Love how the Dems worship this faggot beaner. He was one of those patrolling the border and fucking up illegals.

MAGA

I flew over the Lincoln Memorial the other day.

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>sending best wishes to chris cuomo
TUCKER'S A FAGGOT

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>dems:
>DRUMPF NEEDS TO DELAY THE ELECTION!
>also dems:
>DRUMPF IS GOING TO DELAY THE ELECTION!

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IT'S OGRE

twitter.com/Breaking911/status/913298432391041025

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>Cuomo hosting his show from the cuckshed?

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This is utter lunacy, the US has less deaths overall, less deaths per capita, and less deaths per infected individual than any other country, period

MAGA

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>Chris Cuomo officially side lined by Corona-chan
welp, now we know which brother has the superior genetics

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guess we'll have to change its name to yellowstoned

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There was a quake in ID...

Have you ever wanted to be the subject of Congressional investigation and journo ire? Do you have a little bit of free time, friend?

All you have to do is:
1) Create leddit/twitter et al accounts
2) Pretend to be a nigger/degenerate on those accounts
3) Post commieshit about how robbing is fine and share how the police are not arresting and around
4) ???
5) Profit

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Yes Im waiting for the Big earthquake too, I just want everything to be over with

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It's going to blow, that will wipe out 6 states and a big part of leafland ! It's oger guise !!!!

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Is there a specific fallacy for appealing to eight-year olds?

Future CNN reporter.

I'm not gonna jinx it. But what would happen if, come april, the yellowstone volcano just erupted?

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You first, I'll meet you there

shes posting here, right now...

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>35%
if only

>tfw you will live to see that tyrant on a throne torn down

>shill for the MSM edition: part 2

¡CARLOS!

Smoke is always emanating from Yellowstone

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DC is a no fly zone for civilian airliners. Which government plane were you on?

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>muffled CARLOOOOS in the distance.

I constantly spread informations and misleading commie agitprop allegedly

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>when you have to turn down the brightness on your screen to read a post

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>it will happen when the weather cools
>the Southern Hemisphere exists
This started as a shot post but the fact that google doesn’t auto fill “it will happen when the weather cools” sure makes me do a big think

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there was a quake from ID too...

THE US SECRETARY OF ENERGY ADVOCATING FOR SPLITTING THE OIL MARKET

Code: AB-aKd&Egh281Q-REEE4g4Y
The Jews.
Q

Yeah then allegedly post salt, cookie. Shitposting in a vacuum is just method acting being a retard but in a maga way kouhai

rope
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I love the general aviation air speed indicator that maxes out at 250 knots this thing has.

>super volcano in America
>pandemic in America
God is punishing us for not riding America of all Jews isn't he

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NOT THE HECKIN MALE PROSTITUTERINOS

NOT MY METHY BOYS

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Her and Tila

why doesn't Mike sell anime girl body mypillows

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Holy shit....Q must've predicted this...

Lefties don't math so good.

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>didn't pull out a nail clipper and force the pilot to crash into the capitol

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Because he’s a god fearing Christian.

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kek I've missed Buck posting.

Literal ccp shill

Wait, what kind of pope does that mean?

They are literally fucking sub-80 IQ retards.

Kek. Based.

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When you're severely hungover, the extra base 0s don't really matter

that was some predictive programming shit right there

BAN SLUT SHIT FOR EARTH-CHAN!

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iirc:
>half of America completely wiped out.
>all food growing abilities in America ruined
>global ice age, possibly a nuclear winter
b/c yellowstone is a super volcano

Holy shit water the fucking grass.

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Pandemic Cancelled

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I was wondering about that too.

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legit talk, that shit would freak me the fuck out lol

Another potentially harmful form of information that you can helps spread is the following:

1) Vaccinations and medications are plots by the government to make infertile or brainwashed shitskins/conspiritards
2) If you go into the hospital or are found to have the virus you will be experimented upon forcibly and maybe die
3) They are running out of various supplies in grocery stores and if you don't buy now you will starve
4) Asians are intentionally trying to kill browns and/or whites with intentional transmission
5) They are going to ban/confiscate guns
6) You may not be allowed to leave house at all soon

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Cesar Chavez would have smacked Biden's face. He was totally against open borders.

THE PURRTORIAN GUARD

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Well now we know how Fredo got it

it'll be funny if this up and kills other ills too

rates falling does not mean "this is going away". this is never going away, it's going to circle the globe forever like the flu.

>quake 3 artist was john Mueller
oh fuck...

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If you think that the President of Brazil should be censored for violating "public health guidelines," you're a fucking retard. He's the President of Brazil.

Death rate will end up under 1 percent after its all said and done.

based and domestic terrorismpilled

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Deaths per capita are the only stat that matters. And even most of those deaths are from heart disease or HIV/AIDS or other factors.

Okay hold the fucking phone, they're reading metadata from people's thermostats now? Where were you when you realized uncle Ted was 300% right about everything

>smoke

wtf...

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The absolute madman

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I didn't really pay attention to the picture but now that you say that, it looks really bleak and dead. Kinda depressing in a way.

Lmao hey does anyone remember when fucking Bloomberg was running for President

kek

>how long until they call on all dissenting opinions to be silenced
>how long
>implying they haven't been doing it for years

>Is there a specific fallacy for appealing to eight-year olds?
Appeal to amatuerity?

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>God is punishing us for not riding America of all Jews isn't he

He could be, America has let the joos take control, and "we" know God hates kikes !!

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WW3 is coming.

Do you guys feel it?

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I wish Tucker Carlson ran for President.
His policies fall in line National Socialism and he seems far more confident than Trump is.
If it weren't for him, we'd be in Iran by now.

>Where were you when you realized uncle Ted was 300% right about everything
/ptg

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It’s in the fine print goyim. You did read the fine print didn’t you? All perfectly legal, you see.

>It's a conspiracy if you don't trust a vaccine rushed 1000% out the door
"No!"

I don't know who the Dems even run in 24, they tried out everyone this time.

Happy I'm not the only one that noticed that.

Half of those things are true though, they're already trying

>Biden challenges a fat guy to a pushup contest
>HOLY HECKIN BASED
>Bolso randomly does pushups to show his fitness
>NNOOOOOOO
This kikes...

Are there more big breasted singularities?
That's wintertime in the South. Everything turns GREEN in April.

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digits confirm that majority of journos are subhuman, sub IQ deserving euthanasia

An explosion of invention brought about by necessity is something no model predicts.

It started long ago

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>I warned you, bro. I warned you about the machines.

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Except Ted thought people would care if they knew, but they don't. Autodomestication, it's just the way things are.

thermometer, not thermostat

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So got a link to a concise summary of his stuff? Like, outside his manifesto.

Post hoc ergo propter hoc

Or maybe the thing ISN'T FUCKING LETHAL TO BEGIN WITH

checked

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...

>*click*

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>smart thermometers connected to the internet
why

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>How can you practice the Scientific Method when opinions that fall outside "pre-prescribed guidelines" are banned?

wew careful tucker

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youtube.com/watch?v=8B7xr_EjbzE

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what exactly happened during the briefing that everyone is giving rave reviews?

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He really doesn't want to run. Also, he'd make a much better King with absolute power, than a Jewish slave.

Based Mcluhan

And Based digits

>Post hoc ergo propter hoc

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“Fuck tech and fuck the government” sums it up.

This is how Taiwan and Korea were able to "control" the covid-thru tracking sick peoples cell phones and credit cards. Don't be surprised people start wearing a chip that tells the govt when u have a fever and armed men lock you away

Also fuck liberals

Trump looked extremely compassionate and connected with the audience.

>product calls itself “smart”
>you have to be stupid to buy it

>How can you practice the Scientific Method when opinions that fall outside "pre-prescribed guidelines" are banned?
RACIST

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No, this is even stupider, mouth thermometers that upload data to the Internet.

I like his character of leftists as "oversocialized". Fits the NPC/programmed meme

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THE PROBLEM OF CHEAP BASTARDS ON THE RIGHT

For whatever reason, right wingers are terrible at financially supporting those who give up a normal life to publicly promote controversial and censored truths (especially about race). These public figures have given up all hope of leading a normal life, getting a job or walking down the streets safely after putting their real name and face on these views. They are heros, that much is beyond debate. If their subscribers on various platforms (many have around 50K to 100K) simply donated one dollar per year then most of these people would have an average income they could survive on.

But most right wingers, even those who strongly agree that the public should be redpilled and these views must be advanced, cannot be fucking bothered to donate a dollar per year.

Think of the most effective right wing public figure you can. Now think about how much money you waste per year. Or even in a single week on coffees and beers etc.

You seriously can't donate a dollar per year? Wtf is wrong with all of us?

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The most amazing thing to me is that he wrote all of that before social media existed. I bet when he looks at the world now he probably wishes he had delivered a few more packages.

He spent 2 hours answering questions.

>Implying those aren't false positives from chinese test kits

He said ventilators are for quitters

I think they realize he’s doing a good job, the unfiltered access has given enough normiea confidence he’s doing things well enough, and pushing the attack lines is hurting them even more. Plus frankly it’s now proven on the ground in the us this isn’t as deadly as hyped and needs are being met ... plus the hydroxychloroquine shit is totally out of the bag now. No denying it works.

This will reboot when it’s time for the next stimulus bill to pass. For now it’s cruise control.

The argument can be made that false positives are good in the long run because it will bring the death rate down even further

jim acosta literally said on CNN afterward that "trump gets it"

wtf timeline are we in now

Remember, if this thing was as fast or as deadly as they claim it is, the hospital system would already be swamped.

He gave Acosta a compliment for having a good question.

he raped acosta.

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shut the fuck up, faggot

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