/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2782

► Detected: 856,918 (+72,179) ► Died: 42,107 (+4,334) ► (Reset: -01:30:23)

— 3.8 billion people put under lockdown —
— 205 countries and territories infected —
— 2.2x more confirmed deaths than swine flu pandemic —
— 2,489 different strains have been sequenced —

>NEWS
Virus can travel 8 meters, stay in air for hours, says MIT
archive.is/UewJG

US states give up on tracing contacts, won't follow South Korean model
archive.is/NOk8C

Spain doesn't report cases discovered post-mortem
archive.is/lVnXv

Trump: We are going through the worst thing ever seen
youtu.be/zpbEyfl3vpg

Italy doesn't report deaths at home and nursing homes
archive.is/zWJw1

>RESEARCH
New symptoms: loss of smell and taste
archive.is/CAlEK

Under 2 year old in Morocco dies of coronavirus
archive.is/DUZyi

"Theoretically possible" to get virus from mosquitoes
archive.is/nZNgJ

Resistant to antivirals
archive.is/pgxDl

Survivors will need rehabilitation due to neuromuscular damage
archive.is/ZZanF

>REMINDER
21 million fewer cellphone users in China
archive.is/U3pPA

MRC: 10% or less cases detected in China, 25% outside China
archive.is/WUioQ

China factories waste electricity to fake productivity
archive.is/E1xxz

According to CCP, the flu only kills 144 people a year in China
archive.is/K40ru

Scientists warned SARS was going to reemerge in China
archive.is/JtYL1

>LIVE
youtu.be/qgylp3Td1Bw

>LATEST CASES
23:49: 106 new cases and 4 new deaths in Panama.
23:45: 336 new cases and 15 new deaths in Italy.
23:34: 3,630 new cases and 112 new deaths in Germany.
23:29: 164 new deaths in New York City, New York state, United States.
23:27: 110 new cases and 2 new deaths in Idaho, United States.
23:14: First death in Senegal.

>SOURCES
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abcnews.go.com/Health/Katrina/story?id=1080873&page=1
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This is the year of the apocalypse. It's all Biblical.

two weeks

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Mass produced affordable cat mouth medical masks when?

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Niggas, do y'all realize that the coronavirus is just a cold, right? I'm not joking, the common cold is literally caused by coronavirus. Imagine panicking over the common cold.

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DAILY REMINDER

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THE YELLOWSTONE CALDERA WAS INFECTED WITH CORONA VIRUS AND IS DYING NOW. THAT Q FAGGOT'S APRIL 1 BLACKOUT WAS REFERRING TO THE ASH THAT WILL BE SPEWED BY YELLOWSTONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Please remember to sign and share this petition calling to REMOVE TEDROS ADHANAM from WHO
change.org/p/united-nations-call-for-the-resignation-of-tedros-adhanom-ghebreyesus-who-director-general

(NOTE: JANNIES PREVIOUSLY SHADOWBANNED ME AND OTHER ANONS FOR POSTING THIS)

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not gonna lie, this happening is pretty disappointing. i was promised millions dead in the US, now we're getting 200k worst case scenario. this virus was too weak.

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Anyone heard anything from Africa?

He should be executed

>ruins everyone's life

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just stomach growling

How does a volcano wipe out a country?

>tfw you won't get corona because you're a NEET who doesn't have a successful career that requires personal contact or riding on public transport

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GET TO ONE MILLION ALREADY SO WE CAN SEE CORONA-CHAN'S TIDDIES!

Some deaths finally reported, all smiles...

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>IT COOOOOOMS

Report unusual behavior. Barricade your homes. Avoid all contact with infected individuals. Wait for official instructions.

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by being very beeg

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the bunker bf

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>861344 infected
>42196 dead
>OMG THE END IS NIGH!
stop shilling this stupid bullshit already, this faggot little pandemic won't cause an extinction level event

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>successful career
>riding on public transport

youtube.com/watch?v=YA5oyop0Xjc
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>tfw got it from my mom that i visit three times a week even though i've been a neet for years

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Can someone post the updated one of these pics? I'm missing most of them...

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who is this qt girl

Happening cancelled, schizos killing themselves right now.

The tiddies are the silver lining of the mushroom cloud

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nnnngh

more

sause?

People here in Colorado don't seem to be taking this serious

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>girl

Mother nature wants us dead lads

Calling it right now
1,000,000 infected, 50,000 dead

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>tfw no marco bf to sit on your face

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God, how do I get a marco gf (male) bros...

So who's winning between happeniggers and nothingboomers?

Based
Normalfags OUT

>MY FUCKING BUTTHOLE NEEDS TOILET PAPER!!!!
MY FUCKING BUTTHOLE NEEDS TOILET PAPER!!!!
>MY FUCKING BUTTHOLE NEEDS TOILET PAPER!!!!

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>Virus can travel 8 meters, stay in air for hours, says MIT
>archive.is/UewJG

Problem with this study is that it requires 'perfect' conditions for transmission. It's super unlikely you'll get it unless you literally walk into someones cough, idk about USA but social distancing here in NZ atm is hardcore, they let 10 people MAX into the entire supermarket and the rest have to wait outside. And you're only given 15 minutes to shop as well.

It's unlikely you're going to get the disease any other way except for not washing your hands at this point.

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>some faggot from the internet
just like you user

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Am I gonna make it bros?
Reposting from last thread

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What a chad

Nah that's the best case if we flatten the curve, worst case if we don't is 2.2 million

>COUNTRIES LIST
United States 187,347 (3,860) Italy 105,792 (12,428) Spain 95,923 (8,464) China 81,518 (3,305) Germany 71,808 (775) France 52,128 (3,523) Iran 44,605 (2,898) United Kingdom 25,150 (1,789) Switzerland 16,605 (433) Turkey 13,531 (214) Belgium 12,775 (705) Netherlands 12,595 (1,039) Austria 10,180 (128) South Korea 9,786 (162) Canada 8,612 (101) Portugal 7,443 (160) Brazil 5,717 (201) Israel 5,358 (20) Australia 4,763 (20) Norway 4,641 (39) Sweden 4,435 (180) Czech Republic 3,308 (31) Ireland 3,235 (71) Denmark 2,860 (90) Malaysia 2,766 (43) Chile 2,738 (12) Russia 2,337 (17) Poland 2,311 (33) Ecuador 2,302 (79) Romania 2,245 (82) Luxembourg 2,178 (23) Philippines 2,084 (88) Japan 1,953 (56) Pakistan 1,938 (26) Thailand 1,651 (10) Saudi Arabia 1,563 (10) Indonesia 1,528 (136) Finland 1,418 (17) India 1,397 (35) South Africa 1,353 (5) Greece 1,314 (49) Panama 1,181 (30) Iceland 1,135 (2) Dominican Republic 1,109 (51) Mexico 1,094 (28)…

>LATEST CHANGES
United States +23,559 (+719) Italy +4,053 (+837) Spain +7,967 (+748) Germany +4,923 (+130) France +7,578 (+499) Iran +3,110 (+141) United Kingdom +3,009 (+381) Switzerland +683 (+74) Turkey +2,704 (+46) Belgium +876 (+192) Netherlands +845 (+175) Austria +562 (+20) South Korea +125 (+4) Canada +1,164 (+12) Portugal +1,035 (+20) Brazil +1,087 (+38) Israel +663 (+4) Australia +303 (+1) Norway +196 (+7) Sweden +407 (+34) Czech Republic +307 (+8) Ireland +325 (+17) Denmark +283 (+13) Malaysia +140 (+6) Chile +289 (+4) Russia +501 (+8) Poland +256 (+2) Ecuador +336 (+17) Romania +136 (+17) Luxembourg +190 (+1) Philippines +538 (+10) Pakistan +221 (+5) Thailand +127 (+1) Saudi Arabia +110 (+2) Indonesia +114 (+14) Finland +66 (+4) India +146 (+3) South Africa +27 (+2) Greece +102 (+3) Panama +106 (+3) Dominican Republic +208 (+9) Mexico +101 (+8) Peru +115 (+6) Argentina +234 (+4) Colombia +108 (+2)…

>FULL LISTS
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Orange man has become black pilled

He's on our side now and the boomers will follow him

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:)

CUOMO GOT THE RONA!!! NOOOOOOOO!!!!!

I update it myself and post it here. There's no website for these figures, and whilst there used to be a website for crap figures even that got removed
informationisbeautiful.net/visualizations/covid-19-coronavirus-infographic-datapack/
web.archive.org/web/20200324174551/https://informationisbeautiful.net/visualizations/covid-19-coronavirus-infographic-datapack/

Volcano go kaboom.

WHO could be behind this?

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How did I not hear this story from yesterday (30th) about a chink caught smuggling SARS and MERS into burgerland in November 2018?
>The FBI does not state precisely what sort of biosecurity risk these cases could present, but Raina MacIntyre, a professor of global biosecurity at the University of New South Wales in Sydney, said the FBI appears to be concerned with dual-use research that would be used for bioterrorism.
news.yahoo.com/suspected-sars-virus-and-flu-found-in-luggage-fbi-report-describes-chinas-biosecurity-risk-144526820.html?guccounter=1&guce_referrer=aHR0cDovL3d3dy5nb29nbGUuaWUvc2VhcmNoP2hsPWVuLUlFJnNvdXJjZT1ocCZiaXc9JmJpaD0mcT1zdXNwZWN0ZWQrc2Fycyt2aXJ1cythbmQrZmx1K3NhbXBsZXMrZm91bmQraW4rbHVnZ2FnZSZpZmxzaWc9QUlORkNiWUFBQUFBWG9QdlF6WnZGNlAtaktCVzN1SGowZUlZYXBFVlRlVE8mZ2J2PTImb3E9c3VzcGVjdGVkK3NhcnMrdmlydXMrYW5kK2ZsdStzYW1wbGVzK2ZvdW5kK2luK2x1Z2dhZ2UmZ3NfbD1oZWlybG9vbS1ocC4zLi4uMTA0LjIzNzMwLjAuMjQwMTQuNTYuMTcuMC4zOS4zOS4wLjk3MC4yNzQ0LjVqOGoyajYtMS4xNi4wLi4uLjAuLi4xYWMuMS4zNC5oZWlybG9vbS1ocC4uNDYuMTAuMTY3Mi5pTFZMVU4ta3dfWQ&guce_referrer_sig=AQAAAIFBqOeI61oXBjgoO0tBIklaBcy59xnHyLLS9k6XwQ7Hx6aUdE69j9Atd993ltDTvcQQ1IKJaHja0Z04_Ijo5l4X32h1fnSdA_35bl7okxVOinw8CI242ToiBsMvq2j-b8gvRXo4hQQ2k3AWAQ_MHJG9MRK0gJNGUVu6DLoIG-wn
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>When we got the data from China we had 53 strains recorded each with around 110 mutations in them
>Now there are over 2400 strains and its mutating far beyond what could be expected and far faster than Flu has ever mutated.
>We have growing evidence it can remain(once someone has coughed) in a localised area of around 6-10 meters and last for almost eight hours making the need to get off the streets that much more important.
>Everyone will be infected eventually these lockdowns are just slowing it down to give time for agencies around the world to come up with vaccines and set up emergency treatment centres but the closer we get to positive news, a new mutation renders our work obsolete. It's moving faster than we are.
>It's a losing battle right now

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Revelation 6

everything is finally collapsing bois

we're living in history

nothing will be the same after this passes

the bunker bf

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what the fuuuuuuuuck

What the fuck is that?

GRAB THE COLA

Glow Niggers out in full force i see

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Really? Where's the screen cap? You lazy ass shills can't even be bothered to manufacture one. No 50rmb for this half assed shill. Step up your game, Chang

>coughing
>no fever
I'm okay right...

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More like 666

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there are still two strains, all the small mutation do not deviate enough to make a difference

Why are so many people multiple tiddie edits behind?

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Could be a number of things desu

abcnews.go.com/Health/Katrina/story?id=1080873&page=1
When Hurricane Katrina was coming many many people stayed behind despite evacuations and fleeing. I remember it. Despite what the experts say about why people didn't leave. Their were people in interviews on the news saying it was "just going to be windy rain" Some people are just retarded user. They will lie and say its nothing all the way up until they end up in a hospital bed

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Cases are going down, not up. This is a leftist conspiracy.

BACK TO WORK WHITEY

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I have a sore throat and my dad told me he has a sore throat too
sinus is off as well

I went into a full blown panic attack thinking about potentially being positive and having to be in an over packed hospital

probably just allergies or anxiety

>200k is best case scenario, not worst
>he thinks muttland will hit a best case scenario
Lad sometimes you can see things happening in real time and you are just not going to do this right. Florida will probably get 200k kills alone.

I'd take normies over fags any day

>over $1000 CAD in luxury soup

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Worldwide or US?

Hmm

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What the fuck are you talking about?

Neither in Nevada. Traffic has returned to nearly normal

Do you have the whole collection? I have 150k, 300k, and 500k

This shitty virus will die out by summer. Go to bed schizo freaks

Artist is going to update at 1 million because infections are so fast

should still isolate to be safe.

Nice knowing you anons

You guys are jumping the gun
Not gonna have much space for 1 million 2 million e.t.c

o fugg no tp without the cardboard roll

Ghana reporting in a week ago - was fine. They have 135 cases now though.

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

I want off this ride

Sexualizing a virus is mental illness.

Reporting is very slow and outdated.
Nigeria for example has only FIVE testing labs, 200mn people and only 1 doctor for every 180,000 patients.

Many countries refuse to believe the virus is real and are going about as normal.
That's all based off China's public data.
Don't forget that.

#NEWNORMAL

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Maybe but if you're a nurse or have someone sick at home coofing you're fucked

checked
Mother nature wants us dead lads
Only the wh*toids tho

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Thanks, there are newer ones though

sure thing chang

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A 28-year-old Sarasota County man has died of COVID-19 at Sarasota Memorial Hospital, the third hospital patient to die of the disease.

The Florida Department of Health reported the 28-year-old’s death Tuesday

The asteroid won't hit. We already know that. Dunno about the volcano tho

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>stupid chink actually labelled illicit samples SARS and MERS

HER POWER CONTINUES TO GROW

Fourth reich soon(tm)

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where do you think you are