/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2781

► Detected: 856,911 (+72,172) ► Died: 42,107 (+4,334) ► (Reset: -01:58:55)

— 3.8 billion people put under lockdown —
— 205 countries and territories infected —
— 2.2x more confirmed deaths than swine flu pandemic —
— 2,489 different strains have been sequenced —

>NEWS
13 year old in Britain dies, no previous conditions
archive.is/sQLRT

CDC considering making public wear masks, against WHO advise
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Trump: We are going through the worst thing ever seen
youtu.be/zpbEyfl3vpg

Italy doesn't report deaths at home and nursing homes
archive.is/zWJw1

12 year old in Belgium dies, no previous conditions
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>RESEARCH
17 year old in the US dies after being denied treatment
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27 year old in Britain dies without previous conditions
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Virus hides in neurons, indefinitely escapes recognition
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Virus doesn't show up on throat samples
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70% of 600 contacts without symptoms test positive
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>REMINDER
China covering up "second wave" of infections
archive.is/I92fj

Beijing scientists: virus probably originated from Wuhan biolab
archive.is/eHOIk

Olympics for 2020 cancelled, postponed until 2021
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Infected come out negative 50 to 70% of the time
archive.is/yyGJm

China burning bodies without testing or registration
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>LIVE
youtu.be/qgylp3Td1Bw

>LATEST CASES
23:49: 106 new cases and 4 new deaths in Panama.
23:45: 336 new cases and 15 new deaths in Italy.
23:34: 3,630 new cases and 112 new deaths in Germany.
23:29: 164 new deaths in New York City, New York state, United States.
23:27: 110 new cases and 2 new deaths in Idaho, United States.
23:14: First death in Senegal.

>SOURCES
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interaktiv.morgenpost.de/corona-virus-karte-infektionen-deutschland-weltweit/
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Niggas, do y'all realize that the coronavirus is just a cold, right? I'm not joking, the common cold is literally caused by coronavirus. Imagine panicking over the common cold.

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fuck china

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n-nothingburger

REMINDER: DO NOT BREATHE THE AIR

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You are retarded

Based nonny poster

Glownigger, how many dead from the common flu?

Have YOU looked at the reactor core user?
How do you know it's really exploded if you yourself haven't been in the reactor core?

The PRC is waging information warfare against the GOP and USA in support of DNC given that none of their candidates proved popular. All of this is an effort to restore the treason that was happening at the behest of China under the Obama-Biden administration.

Europeans depend heavily on Russian oil / gas. They do not like Russia having a lot of leverage over them in this way. Poland / Ukraine are the eastern border of Europe as far as Western Europeans are concerned, so they want NATO running a defensive corridor there.

The Middle East primarily sells oil / gas to China. They do not have pipeline access to Europe, and the United States blocks pipeline access to China via Afghanistan (which we occupy, for this exact reason).

In the middle of the Obama regime, they toppled Egypt / Libya, specifically by supporting rebels in eastern Libya. You probably don't know this, but eastern Libya is the highest per capita recruiting grounds for al-Qaeda anywhere in the world. They are the ones who were largely responsible for building IEDs that killed most of our troops in Iraq. Lots and lots of American blood on their hands. These are the people Obama supported against Gaddafi however.

Why? Libyan weapons stockpiles were shipped to Syria. The plan was to overthrow Syria and then Turkey. The intention here was to open a pipeline path from Saudi Arabia to Europe. The easiest way to do this is Jordan / western Iraq > Syria > Turkey > Europe

The fallout of such a pipeline opening up goes like this: Saudi energy becomes cheaper than Russian (easier to extract than Russian, but comparable delivery prices once a pipeline is available from Saudi Arabia to Europe). Europe switches to ME energy. Russia then has to switch to selling to China. Afghanistan is no longer valuable real estate in controlling Chinese energy sovereignty. The West has no controllable territory between Russia and China to cut supplies > China obtains effective energy independence, superpower status

So..... is it happening yet? collapse when?

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>UPDATE ON GERMANY 31.03.

>4860 NEW INFECTIONS:
>70985 TOTAL INFECTIONS +7,35%
>86 NEW DEATHS:
>702 TOTAL DEATHS
last update: 31.03. 23:00 GMT
source: Berliner Morgenpost

>FATALITIES:
>probable average mortality: 2,65%
>average age of fatalities ~80
>youngest fatality:
Bayern, woman, 28, severe comorbidities
>detailed report on first 160 fatalities:
pastebin.com/WVD5iu1E

>RKI:
+4615 = 61913 cases
+128 = 583 dead
updated: 31.03. 0:00 GMT+1
>daily situation report
rki.de/DE/Content/InfAZ/N/Neuartiges_Coronavirus/Situationsberichte/Gesamt.html
>dashboard
experience.arcgis.com/experience/478220a4c454480e823b17327b2bf1d4
>IC capacity in german hospitals
divi.de/register/intensivregister?view=items

>31.03.
Schweinfurt: 4 dead in nursing home.
Wolfsburg: 18th death in nursing home.
Wolfsburg: Hospital reopened after 32 medical workers tested positive.
12000 germans stuck in New Zealand, departure forbidden.
Debate about obligatory mask wearing.
Federal healthminister: 45% of ICUs free.
Bayern: Most cases, almost 25% of total infections, 27% of fatalities and 6 of 10 of most infected regions.
Schleswig-Holstein: Infected breaks quarantine, at least 10 contacts,
Niedersachsen: Another nursing home infected, 13 residents and 3 worker.

Belgium: 12 year old girl dies of COVID-19.

source: Welt, Zeit, ntv, others

other info:
pastebin.com/u/krautism2020

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Peepeepoopoo, here's your preliminary ranking for today

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>tfw prepared and ready

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LAND OF THE FREE

HOME OF THE BRAVE

MANIFEST DESTINY

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Guys, Q just contacted me and told me the only way to save America is to get on HRT and transition to female and then to donate my bank account, house and belongings to my nearest synagogue. I'll do it for America and our greatest ally, which Q told me is Israel.

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Reminder to stay indoors or you'll be the one on a ventilator.

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Can someone explain to me why this president thought it was a good idea to give everyone a measly $1200 tax return and only if you filed your taxes in 2019 during the pandemic?
That wont help anyone and only serves to demean the value of the dollar more after they ruined the stock market dumping 5+ trillion into it over a week.
Help me figure this out, does he want to start a riot when they realize?

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>it's just trachea cancer bro
>it's just diabetes bro

Alright, drop dead.

how long until ballsackonaro gets mussolini'd?

you live in a country that has numbers that will rival china's real ones if your lockdowns don't work
collapse soon

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Wait but muh diarrhea????

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>preprints.org/manuscript/202003.0138/v1

They're thinking that the severe cases are getting ADE from the virus itself in the body, i.e., antibodies made that don't neutralize the Corona end up being hijacked.

Which means if you get it and survive, and get it again in 1 year, you're fucked.

Listen faggots
>flu kills 250,000 a year
>Measles kills 500,000 a year
>hepatitis b kills 800,000 a year
>hiv/aids kills a million a year
>noro virus kills 50,000 a year
>ebola kills 10,000 a year
>car crashes kill two million a year
>murder and war kills 5 million a year
>coconuts kill 100,000 a year
>falling down that stairs kills 40,000 a year
>DIY accidents kill 15000 a year
>Niggers murder 600,000 a year
>botched transsexual surgeries kill 500 a year
>food poisoning kills 6 million a year
>erectile dysfunction kills 20,000 a year
>lightning strikes kill 500 a year (double if it strikes twice)
>Medical malpractice in the US claims 250k lives a year alone
>diarrhea kills 1.8 million A YEAR
It's a nothing burger

At what point do our governments have to deal with the fact China obviously lied?

The virus is literally a nothing burger. We are not going to get 100,000 dead In the US. No one believes that.

>COUNTRIES LIST
United States 187,340 (3,860) Italy 105,792 (12,428) Spain 95,923 (8,464) China 81,518 (3,305) Germany 71,808 (775) France 52,128 (3,523) Iran 44,605 (2,898) United Kingdom 25,150 (1,789) Switzerland 16,605 (433) Turkey 13,531 (214) Belgium 12,775 (705) Netherlands 12,595 (1,039) Austria 10,180 (128) South Korea 9,786 (162) Canada 8,612 (101) Portugal 7,443 (160) Brazil 5,717 (201) Israel 5,358 (20) Australia 4,763 (20) Norway 4,641 (39) Sweden 4,435 (180) Czech Republic 3,308 (31) Ireland 3,235 (71) Denmark 2,860 (90) Malaysia 2,766 (43) Chile 2,738 (12) Russia 2,337 (17) Poland 2,311 (33) Ecuador 2,302 (79) Romania 2,245 (82) Luxembourg 2,178 (23) Philippines 2,084 (88) Japan 1,953 (56) Pakistan 1,938 (26) Thailand 1,651 (10) Saudi Arabia 1,563 (10) Indonesia 1,528 (136) Finland 1,418 (17) India 1,397 (35) South Africa 1,353 (5) Greece 1,314 (49) Panama 1,181 (30) Iceland 1,135 (2) Dominican Republic 1,109 (51) Mexico 1,094 (28)…

>LATEST CHANGES
United States +23,552 (+719) Italy +4,053 (+837) Spain +7,967 (+748) Germany +4,923 (+130) France +7,578 (+499) Iran +3,110 (+141) United Kingdom +3,009 (+381) Switzerland +683 (+74) Turkey +2,704 (+46) Belgium +876 (+192) Netherlands +845 (+175) Austria +562 (+20) South Korea +125 (+4) Canada +1,164 (+12) Portugal +1,035 (+20) Brazil +1,087 (+38) Israel +663 (+4) Australia +303 (+1) Norway +196 (+7) Sweden +407 (+34) Czech Republic +307 (+8) Ireland +325 (+17) Denmark +283 (+13) Malaysia +140 (+6) Chile +289 (+4) Russia +501 (+8) Poland +256 (+2) Ecuador +336 (+17) Romania +136 (+17) Luxembourg +190 (+1) Philippines +538 (+10) Pakistan +221 (+5) Thailand +127 (+1) Saudi Arabia +110 (+2) Indonesia +114 (+14) Finland +66 (+4) India +146 (+3) South Africa +27 (+2) Greece +102 (+3) Panama +106 (+3) Dominican Republic +208 (+9) Mexico +101 (+8) Peru +115 (+6) Argentina +234 (+4) Colombia +108 (+2)…

>FULL LISTS
pastebin.com/raw/S29XMKEr

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using worldometers and roylab, I calcuate current daily deaths are at 4394, Corona should get past diabetes today..to be confirmed..

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LO0KNER IS LIVE AND TAKING QUESTIONS!
>LO0KNER IS LIVE AND TAKING QUESTIONS!
LO0KNER IS LIVE AND TAKING QUESTIONS!
>LO0KNER IS LIVE AND TAKING QUESTIONS!

youtube.com/watch?v=YA5oyop0Xjc
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LO0KNER IS LIVE AND TAKING QUESTIONS!
>LO0KNER IS LIVE AND TAKING QUESTIONS!
LO0KNER IS LIVE AND TAKING QUESTIONS!
>LO0KNER IS LIVE AND TAKING QUESTIONS!

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NONNY

Bored of this virus now, and I half expect Yas Forums is getting there too. It was good while it lasted but it's just a fuck all virus after all, unfortunately.

I have come to realize there is no number that is high enough to dissuade a nothing burger.

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Here's your (you) you deviant

I don't rate your chances lad

>Q
Can someone redpill me on "Q"? Haven't even heard of this before the coronavirus

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just like Dengue, just like we expected, because it is a chink made chimera

We have already overtake all of those

bill's gonna freak

>>flu kills 250,000 a year
Ok Chang
>Died: 42107
10 days ago it was 11417, proof is in #2345
42107-11417=30690
30690/10=3069
3069 *365=1120185
So, even if the virus would suddenly stop accelerating right now (which it won't), it would still kill over a million people at the very least.

DEAD AMERICAN BODIES EVERYWHERE DEAD AMERICAN BODIES EVERYWHERE

youtube.com/watch?v=2QDhjprfgd4

Are we posting maps?

>Deaths in mexico by state

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ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/32092539

Another one postulating that recent exposure to another coronavirus and having antibodies against that one, will also cause ADE.

What’s other all the conflicting death tolls??? One day it’s 200k, the next 80k, the next they say we’re doing better, the next they say we are doing worse. Do they not know or is this worse than they can say??!

Thank you.

I work for a service where people can get anything delivered in a few hours, here in Montreal.

I'm seeing a concerning trend. Grocery stores now have a 2 week delivery delay for online orders; there's a 25-30 minute line to get in grocery stores.

How bad is the situation where you fags are?

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which countries will stabilize first?

my guesses
>italy north will stabilize, south will completely go to shit
>germany, has it pretty much completely under control
>denmark and norway i can see getting it under control but they have a very retarded neighbour
>finland already were the most autistic social distancers, i have good hope for them
>netherlands i can see it getting under control only for amsterdam, the hague and rotterdam to fuck it up again simply due to muslims not listening

france is fucked due to their incessant need for protesting
sweden is fucked
UK Will be partially fucked, the less white the cities the more fucked
spain will be uber fucked

>Already beating noncommunicable diseases
Our girl is getting stronger

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Almost. Only poopers remain.

>Screams in Bill
Not the fucking diarrhea!!!

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>double if it strikes twice

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Sooner or later the army will whack him or 'advise him' to be quiet.

How many narcos dead?

I can't wait for Metokur to get BTFO soon over this and get called out for the fear merchant he is

They still have a couple hours left so it's entirely possible. If it crosses 5k without having fully infecting America and Europe that's when it's going to start being scary

Still using my stash
Planning on having a look next week though

I haven't left the house or showered in 3 weeks. I can smell my balls from here.

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don't know about the rest of the U.S, but the city where I live panic buying stopped like 2 weeks ago

I went to the grocery store and there was almost nobody there

you collapsed long ago

I'M ON IT!

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is there any evidence that the rest of italy is getting worse? haven't the lockdowns worked?

>everything /cvg/ worked out is true
The world is so fucked

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Pretty sure we are all going to die

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Interesting, thank you.

Am I gonna make it bros?

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>FUTURE MARKETS
United States (-1.35%) Germany (-0.85%) France (-0.78%) United Kingdom (-1.03%) Italy (+0.29%) Switzerland (-0.15%) Spain (+1.03%) Austria (+3.37%) Poland (+2.88%) Netherlands (-0.11%) Hungary (0.00%) Russia (+3.45%) Greece (+0.00%) Brazil (-3.86%) Japan (-0.45%) Hong Kong (+1.36%) China (-0.88%) Australia (-0.52%) Singapore (+1.76%) India (+3.20%) South Korea (-0.62%) Taiwan (+0.32%) South Africa (+2.03%)

>LIVE TRAFFIC
Sydney (-14%) Tokyo (-24%) Beijing (-33%) Wuhan (-36%) New Delhi (0%) Dubai (-3%) Moscow (0%) Rome (0%) Milan (-1%) Berlin (-3%) Munich (-2%) Brussels (-1%) Paris (-3%) Madrid (-2%) Barcelona (-8%) London (-7%) Johannesburg (+1%) Sao Paulo (-58%) Buenos Aires (-16%) New York (-28%) Washington (-42%) Miami (-36%) Toronto (-21%) Chicago (-48%) Houston (-42%) Mexico City (-42%) Los Angeles (-38%) Seattle (-47%)

>LOCKDOWNS AGGREGATE
India (1.3b) China (760m) United States (261m) Pakistan (211m) Mexico (129m) Egypt (97m) Germany (82m) Philippines (70m) Brazil (66m) France (66m) United Kingdom (66m) Italy (60m) South Africa (56m) Colombia (49m) Spain (46m) Argentina (44m) Ukraine (42m) Poland (37m) Morocco (35m) Peru (32m) Venezuela (32m) Malaysia (31m) Nepal (29m) Australia (24m) Russia (20m) Romania (19m) Netherlands (17m) Ecuador (16m) Rwanda (12m) Belgium (11m) Tunisia (11m) Czech Republic (10m) Dominican Republic (10m) Greece (10m) Portugal (10m)…

>FULL LISTS
pastebin.com/raw/S29XMKEr

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so now that this shit is pretty much Over in the US. how would you guys rate this Happening?

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I dont think he will. Hes just trying to save face for when the economy goes to shit

If what you say is correct it will help everyone who filed taxes in 2019.
You did file your taxes didn't you user?

You're welcome.

Any day now...

Yes. At about 1 year, your antibodies will most likely be non-neutralizing, and Corona will then hijack them and basically TKO you. Not to mention vaccines.

This is looking apocalyptic.

Do hot toddies still work? Or did I stock up on the wrong shit

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Go go corona, she’s levelling up in the big leagues now

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Any docfags out there? WTF is the deal with this virus, I thought it primarily affected old and people whose immune system were compromised. News is splattered with "muh healthy 35 year old dies". How fucking serious is this shit and what is the true death rate? I'm starting to get really scared. Washing my fucking hands so much they are bleeding.

Pls help!!!!!

Never. Because our governments brown nose China. IMO, every single nuclear nation needs to aim and deliver at least five nuclear warheads at each Chinese city.

No, you have terminal autism

>Grocery stores now have a 2 week delivery delay for online orders;
There's a 1 month lead time on orders here and you might not even get 80% of what you ask. The actual supermarkets themselves are stocked reasonably well though

How much did that cost?

>New Day
Same Plan
>Same Goals
Fuck Society

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Two redditors and a boomer running a larp for merchandise sales. They are desperate to control this forum, likely as a part of a military research mission. Literal fedposting with proof, likely NAVY.
They reply to each and every negative post you make in their threads and always are extremely easy to find samefagging the fuck out of the thread.
Proven fake and gay multiple times. Typical LARP. No information comes from them that is sourced from them or actionable - purely for studying these Peruvian cattle farm forums, they like to fake timestamps or release ~1-3 minutes after Trump tweets anything. Clear coordination with whitehouse social media team.
The goal of the research is how to D&C, which it appears they have failed at in the past. They usually copy the anti-D&C tactic deployed here for their own, and then get assblasted when you call them out as newfags or make light of them doing this since 2016 and failing.

>scooby-doo pasty shapes
my sides

Daily reminder: Italy is just now levelling out after 3 weeks of quarantine and the US has had 1 week of half assed quarantine

Store shelves are kinda bare but far from empty in vancouver. Seems like most people are keeping their distance. Everything is pretty civil

we had it pretty bad earlier in february, but most retailers have adjusted to the current situation. instead of stocking the regular brands, we're taking up grocery stock from south korea to sell

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Welcome to american politics. 99.9% of us are too fucking retarded to ever realize how badly we've been raped, sold out and completely fucked.

Gabe Zolna telling it as it is.
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Went shopping for the first time in 4 weeks couple days ago. Shelves full even canned goods had been restocked, enough toiletpaper to become a literal kang in america

Damn, almost 75k new infections per day.
If this continues, we'll be at 100k new infections soon and by the end of next month at 1m infections per day or more.

We never recovered from the '08 crash.

So we can confirm the chink numbers are way off?

boomer neocon larp

>preprints.org/manuscript/202003.0138/v1
>a T-predominant lymphopenia
Which lymphocytes does HIV/AIDS attack again?
Can anyone remind me?

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interaktiv.morgenpost.de/corona-virus-karte-infektionen-deutschland-weltweit/

775 deaths

>youtube.com/watch?v=eGOtZDk6wRc

>only corona numbers are getting changed for teh dramatic effect
You fucking useless kike.

>This is looking apocalyptic.
Why do you think the powers that be have been freaking the fuck out? They know exactly how bad it is.
If the media really wanted to scare people this would be over the news 24/7 but its not, they are silent. They are doing their best to keep the plebs calm as things dissolve in to chaos.

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Not a doctor but you must understand statistics.

Yes the chance of you dying as a kid or young adult is very low but the media will take any chance to dramatise deaths for clicks.

for example, 850000 cases, 1 dead baby
yet The news about the baby was everywhere

I'd say I'd pay an average of 1$ per can, but I built this up over a few months so I'm not too sure.

absolutely based
i smell like a pajeet

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Actual Retard detected.

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that's the thing, people in Montreal haven't really panicked yet; the number of cases is growing pretty slowly. It's just that grocery stores can't keep up with people now massively ordering online. And while the stores themselves aren't so bad, there's a line everywhere.

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it would be nice if the west weren't such cunt rags to russia. way to make them an enemy.

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The only thing that's going to collapse is your sanity user

>its just a stroke bro

Why u dont shower?

baste

Globally, we hit a new high with infections and deaths today.

How do you poop if you can't go out in the street?

NAO

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we just passed from nothingburguer stage to Match 1

We can see the wall about to be hit in eyesight distance

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send coffee beans plox

the funny thing is the illuminated brothers, and the molochians, and the sunagogue of satan itself, were all caught offguard by this little chinese accident

you know we dont actually have a tracker that tracks how many people die from diabetes each die right?

So, is this the end of humanity or something?
>wake up
>hear about corona on the radio station 24/7
>hear about corona on the TV 24/7
>get told to stay inside
>no mentions of when this shit is going to stop

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BC STRATEGIC TP SUPPLY IS FINE

I REPEAT

FINE

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Fuck I've been breathing the air all day.

I don't remember exactly but Stonetoss made this but he also was for China a few months ago. I don't remember for what, tho. Does anyone know what I'm talking about?

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Couldn't they find a guy who naturally looks like he has spikes growing out of his head?
Like that guy who looks like a tree.

literally worse than hurricane katrina

2008 2.0

IT'S HAPPENING!

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kek chang on damage control. too late, the world already blames chyyyyyna

...and over here is the room where we store the bodies.

Chinks lie

The rest are based on yearly averages, you fucking retard.

When will the Murrika deaths ramp up?

>papa john's commercial offering no contact delivery
ayy,this shit is so fucking strange

believing china numbers.

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That's white blood cells IIRC.

HIV has ADE, and lymphopenia is a sign of that, so yeah. Ebola, Dengue, SARS and MERS are others, and it's looking like Corona too (considering SARS is a close cousin, it makes sense).

Holy shit where is that

In mexico we saw all of this during the swine H1N1 outbreak

If you don't get arrested, you'll enjoy the 28 days later city desert aesthetic

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Where did you take this picture? I haven't been able to find any TP in my whole city.
(Not that I am panic buying TP, I just genuinely need some)

>Best friend calls me
>Admit having symptoms of the virus
>Best bud's dad's lungs are going to shit
>Still going to work despite my warnings
Some of you are alright, don't eat at mcdonald

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I just spoke with a black man in walmart, I had a mask, he asked me when this was going to end, he said he couldnt take it anymore

I didnt have to stomach to tell him the reality that this would continue, and get worse, for at least a year

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Watch this video you fucking retards.

Coronachan is cancelled

youtube.com/watch?v=p_AyuhbnPOI&feature=emb_title

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end times

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its just diarrhea bro

Guayaquil, Ecuador

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I wonder what's worse? Chinks? Or Xenomorphs?

Another thing our "leaders" do against the wishes of their people (other than the retards successfully brainwashed by (((progressive))) media)

What's to explain? Everyone lies, but no one does it more than China.

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>and this is our sons room

the apocalypse is finally happening

nice

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zeit.de/wissen/gesundheit/2020-03/coronavirus-deutschland-infektionen-faelle-verbreitung-epidemie-karte
798 deaths
The map of Zeit seems more comprehensive, I report the summary of the day.
I will include info on current numbers in future.

you are the hero we need

EL SALVADOR: “President [of El Salvador] Nayib Bukele decreed quarantine and promised to help part of the population with $300. The non-beneficiaries have broken the quarantine to beg for help: they do not have food to stay in their homes.”

They may be able to pull a rabbit out of their hat if they deploy DRACO but they would need to deploy it for everyone. If they save it just for themselves they end up king of a wasteland.
If they do deploy it they destroy their own power.
Either way this shit is funny

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Those are rookie numbers, can’t even beat the beetus???

What is that pic from?

Shit nigga, Ecuador cant catch a break

Back to you anglos.

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It’s probably killing more people than this, but the fucking chinks won’t give us anything, but the propaganda numbers, the third world probably don’t even test and the first world has like 50 different methods of testing which means nobody knows what the fuck is going on.

Continuing Qanon research from the last thread:

Green leaf = Trudeau?
Exodus 12 = ?

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Believe in her, she was only 73 deaths a day at the start of the month

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We could
1) Stop import of manufactured goods
2) Ban foreign ownership of property
3) Cancel all visas, PRs, ban future visas and immigration
4) Stop s/o/y export from the USA and put political pressure on brazil

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how many deaths in china really?

>donated
More like had to give something back since their nationals loterally emptied out all the stock in the west

Ecuador got hit very hard. There's no way they have just 79 deaths

It has been known for a while as a zoomer remover. The job of the media and the CDC is to keep people calm and not cause a panic. If people knew what this thing really was no one would be showing up to work.

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You didn't listen.

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same as always here, when is shit hitting the fan already?

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Thank you bro. Of course I know this, but for some reason the fucking news is getting to me. The running death ticker, the constant depressing news, etc.

Seriously. Logging single cans?

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>251266856
get a job.

Symphogear maybe the best anime ever made.
Go watch it now and learn about the power of song and friendship. It will warm your heart user

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Several ten thousend in Wuhan alone.

>rabies
damn whats up with that? i thought it was super rare

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kek they just stoped 2 chinese biologists entering the us with sars in bag - lied at controll twice

In other words, /cvg/ figures are extremely conservative.

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You have to go back

Fuck Q and Fuck your LARP

>Implying ANY of you can produce 100M masks per DAY

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Disease was always the most likely one

Guys. 6.5 quake in Idaho.

too early its on 2 stage yet

Never gonna make it, bro

It's pretty widespread in third world countries.

based on the file name, Ecuador

Being in a tent vs a quarantine prison that will cave in on top of you.

I'll take the tent chang

Being a NEET is what responsible citizens do

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its time to play the numbers game, the chance for containment has long been passed

tents are unironically better than those dogshit shanty town leaky deathzones the chinka built in 10 days and started falling apart in a matter of hours after use

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Also this:
corriere.it/politica/20_marzo_26/the-real-death-toll-for-covid-19-is-at-least-4-times-the-official-numbers-b5af0edc-6eeb-11ea-925b-a0c3cdbe1130.shtml

Instead you get this.

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If you can read what it is, it isn't on 1

absolutely menial brained

China is state capitalism desu

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>Over 1,000 New York City Cops test positive

Lmao, imagine how stupid someone would actually have to be to take chink stats seriously.

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fuck thats a hard question.....

This is the most enjoyable time of my life. All the fucking mutants of society are stuck at home, and I can do fucking cartwheels through wide-open isles. Oh, and everything is stocked as if nothing was happening. No drooling retards that run into my and my cart. No unruly spic children that knock shit over and trip me running in front of me. It's fucking glorious.

weren’t a ton of them faulty as all hell

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You cant get negative pressure wards in a tent. Enjoy your cross infection and dying of diesel fume poisoning because you need to rely on generators for power.

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AIDS attacks the T-lymphocytes just like this paper says kung flu does.
Dengue attacks macrophages and basophils.

I'm assuming the worst of those numbers are in large towns and cities?

so you agree all govs are lying?

that is from a hollywood movie you fucking retard, did the giant comical biohazard sticker not give it away?

That would be a good start. Would only happen if our corrupt politicians were to die off from WuFlu and more nationalistic people took their place

Still more and better than what you make yourself.

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whats the point if they are useless?

At least the entire world will hate chinks when this thing is done. People will lost family and jobs over them.

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Deaths in the US will peak in July

Q's April 1 blackout was referring to the ash that will spew from Yellowstone tomorrow.

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>knocks on quarantine window
Washington
>begins furiously pounding on the glass
WASHINGTON
>heres screams of terror from the dark room beyond
WASHINGTOOOOOOONNNNN!!!!!

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when do the nukes rain down on China?

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and how is having another seasonal desease that kills in addition to the flu a nothingburger ?

I would pick whichever one doesn't leak, which would be the tent

Soon coming to your neighborhood tho.

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didn't that plague prison leak the first rain?

USA is going to have to start importing doctors and paramedics and nurses and police from other countries but then Americans will just start shooting them

> marxism fails
> apparatus of The Authoritarian Socialist State now forces dissidents to sew soccer balls with their teeth for sale to overseas capitalist distributors
> everything still owned by The State
yeah, thats "capitalism"....
retard.
thats the same socialism as ever.

The way i have managed to reduce my panic was to conceptualise this whole disease as a bunch of dice rolls.

One dice roll for getting it in the first place
one dice roll for getting symptoms or being asymptomatic
another one for mild vs severe vs critical
another one for surviving intubation

Healthy?
even lower chances
Young?
even lower chances

Well ~45,000in Wuhan
Assuming the ratio of reported cases is accurate we would extrapolate from there.

Source for that manhwa?

Ohio gozaimasu

Pretty much all the top rankers for the infectious diseases and causes of deaths are driven by third world countries

>chink complains about air quality
Top kek

>he doesn't have a portable nuclear reator

They got hit 1st so I wouldnt be suprised if they are suppressing information

Lasts nights thread about this was mad blackpill

Why Amerimutts die so quickly?
Is it because they’re inferior and America is a shithole?

More or less

Some of the most populated states have saved themselves so far (like morelos)

It really is just a matter of time though

All the "Turks are immune" posters have left pretty quick too.

CCP shill get out

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Stop watching the news every now and then. It gets tiring to hear/see the same thing over and over again

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Oh look it's the Canadian shill again

Q
Typical glownigger disinfo op, with some occasional psyop.
Kwantz is said to be part of them.

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