Aus/pol/ - Shitposting edition

The best way to flatten the curve for coronavirus is by refusing to test for it.
Go ahead and try to get tested for the Communist Lung Herpes they will not test you even if you have all the symptoms.
>Australia's COVID-19 fight hampered by rationing test kits, immunologist warns
abc.net.au/news/2020-03-18/coronavirus-test-kit-rationing-virologist-warns/12062146

>Should Australia be testing more broadly for the coronavirus?
www1.racgp.org.au/newsgp/clinical/should-australia-be-testing-more-broadly-for-the-c

>Australia must dramatically expand its coronavirus testing regime, leading virologist says
theguardian.com/world/2020/mar/17/australia-must-dramatically-expand-its-coronavirus-testing-regime-leading-virologist-says

But hey, at least Scomo can say he is flattening the curve aye?

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independentaustralia.net/politics/politics-display/jobkeeper-payment-a-gun-to-the-heads-of-over-one-million-temporary-entrants,13746
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Have a pity bump

Thanks Seppo, shits crazy in America now ye?

No pity bump

Fuck you cunt I got tested a week ago bump

they refused to test me today because
>you have not been in contact with anyone who is known to be infected

bump morning all god save the queen

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still no scomo bumps for me

Been really demotivated with working from home , any tips to maintain productivity ?

Was your poz hole positive?

meth

bored out of my mind

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post butt hole

Dying with coronavirus.
Dying of coronavirus.
Which one is the reality? No one in the press asks.

This is Sydney?

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33°55'33.88" S 151°10'35.79" E

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Go on.

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Sydney is a Chinese city?
It has been for years?

No
asia.ccb.com/hongkong/personal/map.html

Yikes are you trying to cause problems in my country with this disinformation. I hope you're hiding behind a proxy or vpn

Cocaine

Where's my fucking sevenfiddy

Now the inferior white Australians can have a feeling of aboriginals - the land they temporarily occupied was taken away so quickly by the superior Chinese, not able to do anything about it.
The Chinese look at whitoids in Australia is in an exact same way the white looked at aboriginals in the last two hundred years.

Lemme guess, they only teach Chinks.

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this

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Well thats clearly korean so....

WHERE ARE MY FUCKING GIBS SCOMO WHAT THE FUCK

>China3.png
>Sign in korean

Are supermarkets unfucked yet? I need some milk and cereal and veggies.

That looks like korean to me
Easiest way to tell is all the circles. Chinese doesn't have those.

Rhodes is Chink central.

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You have 99.99% chance to get infected if you stay more than 15 seconds in supermarkets.

Damn I am retarded.

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He said chinks m8

>hate white people?
>So do we, buy house now. Fuck white people and five generations after
Tim Wu

weak bait. your "people" are pathetic, haven't achieved anything of note in over a millenia, and your women have bent over to get raped by anyone that cared to look at them for longer than that.

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When did they put a kid on the panel?

Nuke china.
Put chinese in camps
Hang collaborators.

Tell your women to keep to their own race, cuck

High school special.

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If you don't test anyone you can't raise the confirmed cases!

Jack off under the coffeetable when on work video conferences.

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Post tucked dick then post kys video
>no elective surgery
>no more sóy-drugs
I'd say eatadick but no more of that either

What if my suburb is fully white

QANDA Audience.

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KEKBOX BETAS ABSOLUTELY BTFO
mobile.abc.net.au/news/2020-04-01/tiny-apartment-life-during-the-coronavirus-lockdown/12084538?pfmredir=sm

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independentaustralia.net/politics/politics-display/jobkeeper-payment-a-gun-to-the-heads-of-over-one-million-temporary-entrants,13746

>Precisely because it encourages employers to maintain their Australian and New Zealand citizen workforce, very few employers will have an incentive to retain any employee who is the holder of a temporary entry visa other than NZ citizens…

>The allowance will dramatically accelerate the sacking of temporary entrants such as:

>around 500,000 international students;
>140,000 working holidaymakers;
>120,000 skilled temporary entrants;
>90,000 temporary graduates;
>over 200,000 bridging visa holders, most of whom are either partner visa applicants or asylum seekers; and
>over 16,000 temporary protection visa holders.
>In addition, there are around 60,000 overstayers as well as an unknown number of people on visitor visas — as we do not know how many of the 600,000 visitors in Australia in December 2019 have gone home…
>Unless the Federal Government acts soon, it will have created a humanitarian disaster within Australia…

ITS HAPPENING!

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Same in cucknada. They don't test unless you've recently traveled, period. They claim to be doing contact tracing for those chinks that they do test, but even that's a lie. Despite this complete lack of testing, we're still getting numbers similar to USA, per capita. Cucknada also recently announced they're stopping all activities all the way past june, meaning they know shit's really fucked. Also, they still allow chinks in and out the country.

kek

How do I find hookers these days? real shame they shutdown craigslist

Why don't they just stay on their bed?

did cuck get word filtered lmao
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He's lucky you're not charging for advice.

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VB LONGNECK at 20 to 8 in the fuckin morning.

but but but muh healthcare

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get fucked fag
Chad phoneposter here i don’t give a fuck

Do you have any more plzzzz

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