/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2780

Your (((insurance company))) charges you, not doctors
Most of this money goes to shareholders, their new yachts and their new gf's fake tits

>It'll get worse in 2 weeks bro, for sure!
They said this 2 WEEKS ago. Lost my job over a FUCKING NOTHING BURGER!

Yes their greed will be they’re demise as well

Not all women are equal just like not all pandemics are equal.

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Flag checks out.

When did the timeline shift bros? Did we end up on the World War 3 route? I want to go back to Clown World

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Chink concentration camps WHEN

Post historic photos of this month, photos you think will be in history books.

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Ah yes and I’m sure you have no alterior motive to nay say here user

Not everywhere is the US.

USA looking like Iran.

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how can Ebola even compete?

Please make Corona-chan with a young boy. In other words, straight shota.

It did get worse. It got over 10 times worse. And it will get 10 times worse in another two weeks, and again after that. Do you know how terrifying exponential growth is?

>active cases remaining almost flat for a week
Is BC pulling testing fuckery? Else how is that possible?

Peaking means it will get better after that, instead of getting worse everyday, you fucking retard.

Argiebaker is a glownigger here to spread panic using a VPN. If you pay attention to his Spanish it's Mexican Spanish not Argentinian. He has slipped up a few times using specific words only a Mexican would use. He's a spic glownigger under CIA payroll and you are all his bitches, why else would he be here 20 hours a day every single day since mid jan?

You're under no obligation to pay that if you can't afford to retard. They have to treat you even if you've racked up $200,000 in unpaid medical bills.

>trump making a long briefing before april starts

B-BROS!!!!????

Agree, not everyone can be a tententen

You insurance charges you that much because all equipment and supplies go through several middlemen who all want a slice of the pie and racket up the prices. Doctors get paid by the hospital who has to negotiate for all that shit with those fucks. US healthcare is a fucking joke.

Dear schizos,

Back in January you all insisted that by March we'd have "millions dead". Now, it's April and we barely hit 40,000.
It's time to realize that this little virus is an over-hyped nothing burger. It is not too late for you. You have to understand that you are living a lie. There is still time to save your brain. Remember the doctor your parents used to take you to as kids?
The one who just talked to you? Help is only one phone call away. There are people who want to help you overcome your delusions. All you need is pickup your phone and call them.
There will be no "millions dead". Life in China is already normal again. The curve is flattening. Your 'happening' is over before it began.
Stop these threads, they are not productive. They help nobody. They only harbor and reinforce your delusional fantasies.

Come back to the real world.

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>Today I will remind them

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>TRUMP SAYS WEARING A SCARF PREVENTS SPREAD
TRUMP SAYS WEARING A SCARF PREVENTS SPREAD
>TRUMP SAYS WEARING A SCARF PREVENTS SPREAD
TRUMP SAYS WEARING A SCARF PREVENTS SPREAD

Is he lying? The media is already fact-checking him on this.

Trump supporters are completely uneducated shitbagz who vote against their own economic self interests

This is the clown world mate. Foolishness eventually runs into conflict via incompetence.

>COUNTRIES LIST
United States 187,321 (3,850) Italy 105,792 (12,428) Spain 95,923 (8,464) China 81,518 (3,305) Germany 71,808 (775) France 52,128 (3,523) Iran 44,605 (2,898) United Kingdom 25,150 (1,789) Switzerland 16,605 (433) Turkey 13,531 (214) Belgium 12,775 (705) Netherlands 12,595 (1,039) Austria 10,180 (128) South Korea 9,786 (162) Canada 8,505 (101) Portugal 7,443 (160) Brazil 5,717 (201) Israel 5,358 (20) Australia 4,712 (20) Norway 4,641 (39) Sweden 4,435 (180) Czech Republic 3,308 (31) Ireland 3,235 (71) Denmark 2,860 (90) Malaysia 2,766 (43) Chile 2,738 (12) Russia 2,337 (17) Poland 2,311 (33) Romania 2,245 (82) Ecuador 2,240 (75) Luxembourg 2,178 (23) Philippines 2,084 (88) Japan 1,953 (56) Pakistan 1,938 (26) Thailand 1,651 (10) Saudi Arabia 1,563 (10) Indonesia 1,528 (136) Finland 1,418 (17) India 1,397 (35) South Africa 1,353 (5) Greece 1,314 (49) Iceland 1,135 (2) Dominican Republic 1,109 (51) Mexico 1,094 (28) Panama 1,075 (27)…

>LATEST CHANGES
United States +23,533 (+709) Italy +4,053 (+837) Spain +7,967 (+748) Germany +4,923 (+130) France +7,578 (+499) Iran +3,110 (+141) United Kingdom +3,009 (+381) Switzerland +683 (+74) Turkey +2,704 (+46) Belgium +876 (+192) Netherlands +845 (+175) Austria +562 (+20) South Korea +125 (+4) Canada +1,057 (+12) Portugal +1,035 (+20) Brazil +1,087 (+38) Israel +663 (+4) Australia +252 (+1) Norway +196 (+7) Sweden +407 (+34) Czech Republic +307 (+8) Ireland +325 (+17) Denmark +283 (+13) Malaysia +140 (+6) Chile +289 (+4) Russia +501 (+8) Poland +256 (+2) Romania +136 (+17) Ecuador +274 (+13) Luxembourg +190 (+1) Philippines +538 (+10) Pakistan +221 (+5) Thailand +127 (+1) Saudi Arabia +110 (+2) Indonesia +114 (+14) Finland +66 (+4) India +146 (+3) South Africa +27 (+2) Greece +102 (+3) Dominican Republic +208 (+9) Mexico +101 (+8) Peru +115 (+6) Argentina +146 (+3) Colombia +108 (+2) Serbia +115 (+7)…

>FULL LISTS
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Call that ya getting excited, Chang

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Get in the bag.

He's an autist?

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>0.01% of the world is infected
>0.0005% of the world has died
>NOT a nothing burger

This is your brain without your schizo meds.
34,000 people aren't even enough to fill the smallest NFL stadium.
Call your psychiatrists, ask them to help you.

Trump isn't that strategic. He just likes to talk and he can't do rallies anymore so this is him campaigning.

>Covid deaths
99% are with comorbidities with an average age of 79. Any death with covid was ruled as a covid death in Italy, which they only test the sick in hospital.
>Muh death rate
Research, SKorea, Japan, Taiwan, Germany, Austria etc show that 80-90% of cases are asymptomatic. This brings total fatality below 1%.
>Case # skyrocketing!
We are testing more, it only makes sense. This also brings the mortality rate lower.
>What about the testing methods?
With a false positive rate of 80% reported by the FDA, it tests for the same genes in the common cold.
>But this country has a high fatality rate!
They only test the people who are hospitalized. When compared to the flu by hospitalized, flu has a mortality rate of 10%.
>Muh stockerinos/get to work goy
The people who are the freest from stocks and Jews are small businesses being destroyed from this while mega corps thrive. 45 million unemployed. You think it'll get better?

well you lost your job, so it's a somethingburger.

The big 1,000,000 coming on Thursday. Along with 50,000 deaths
If we up our game we can get to thread #3000 on the same day too

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cnbc.com/2020/03/31/how-the-coronavirus-crisis-could-establish-china-as-a-global-leader.html
What the fuck

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>why else
Because it's fun?

>out of toilet paper
>go out to buy more
>no toilet paper, sold out

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How much do you get paid for this

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>not getting hired back on after it blows over
so how shit of an employee were you user? you made your bed. time to reap what youve sown.

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so it should have been long enough for reinfections to occur yet there has been zero confirmations outside of china.

Lets hope it stays that way

what economic interests can exist after the invention of the federal reserve and the closing of the gold window?

R0 of Covid is officially 6-8. In no world is anybody stupid enough to still think it's 3.5

uhhhh. Washington?

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nigga pls we'd be here anyway with a different baker

1 dollar for every friend you have.

WHERE ARE THE DEAD CELEBRITIES?

Not touching your face or sticking a cucumber up your butt will prevent it

what the fuck would you know about latinx dialects maricon

How large is your chrona chan file argiebro?

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Did you notice how every country literally shut down their entire economy? What do you think would have happened if they didn't do that?

Globohomo media have been shilling this for weeks

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It helps but its not the most ideal.

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>ecuadorians health system collapsed because of corona chan
>government can't dispose the corpses anymore
>people just put them in th streets for days or burn them
j-just the flu, bro

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youtube.com/watch?v=UlCYFh8U2xM
AHAHAHAHAHA

It'll help a bit. Just like sneezing/coughing into your hands to block it from spreading around. But a scarf isn't woven with fibers that will contain the small particles, it'll stop the bigger particles though.

i mean it spreads through droplets, coofing or sneezing basically
if you can stop those droplets from going on someone or some surfaces, or if you can stop droplets from hanging in the air, then you could stop spread

The initial reports about reinfection was apparently due to people still being infected rather than cured. There shouldn't be any danger of it happening...yet

oy vey nothing to see here go back to work goy

He's telling the truth. Basic cloth is still ~50% protection, which is a lot better than nothing. But it's only worth considering if you can't get your hands on a real mask.

yay, more socialism

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True. I've been gone for days and everything went on as normal.

It's not super effective but better than nothing. The virus itself isn't airborne but it lives in aerosols for a long time. Which are produced
when people talk, sneeze, coof, or fart. They travel up t 4.5 meters, not 6 feet. 6 feet distancing does fuckall and is placebo.

>Is he lying? The media is already fact-checking him on this.
He's not, but he's overselling it. Sub-respirator quality face coverings need to be worn en masse to have an appreciable effect on curtailing spread. Five people covering their faces with bandanas ultimately won't do anything.

I'm here almost as much time as him

So wait
>there is no cure
>there is no immunity
>all it takes is one infected person remaining interacting with general society to start this whole shitshow over again
Is there even a way to deal with this? It's not like we can just remain in lockdown forever.

Not bailing out corporations and defending it shitbagz

>Active cases falling
OH NO WE GOT TOO COCKY CORONA BROS

How deluded do you have to be to think any country would have greater trust in China after this? Other than Canada.

>he does it for free
based

>CNBC

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if the rest of the world dosn't tell them to fuck off.

Were only testing a very small group of people and most with symptoms are told to self quarantine for 14 days without being tested

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spokanefag here, were all dead

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Lmao enjoy poverty kike

>FUTURE MARKETS
United States (-1.07%) Germany (-0.74%) France (-0.78%) United Kingdom (-0.86%) Italy (+0.29%) Switzerland (-0.15%) Spain (+1.03%) Austria (+3.37%) Poland (+2.88%) Netherlands (-0.11%) Hungary (0.00%) Russia (+3.45%) Greece (+0.00%) Brazil (-3.86%) Japan (-0.53%) Hong Kong (+1.36%) China (-0.88%) Australia (-0.58%) Singapore (+1.76%) India (+3.20%) South Korea (+2.15%) Taiwan (+0.32%) South Africa (+2.03%)

>LIVE TRAFFIC
Sydney (-13%) Tokyo (-24%) Beijing (-54%) Wuhan (-36%) New Delhi (0%) Dubai (-3%) Moscow (0%) Rome (0%) Milan (-7%) Berlin (-5%) Munich (-2%) Brussels (-1%) Paris (-7%) Madrid (-2%) Barcelona (-8%) London (-17%) Johannesburg (0%) Sao Paulo (-58%) Buenos Aires (-16%) New York (-28%) Washington (-42%) Miami (-36%) Toronto (-40%) Chicago (-48%) Houston (-42%) Mexico City (-40%) Los Angeles (-38%) Seattle (-17%)

>LOCKDOWNS AGGREGATE
India (1.3b) China (760m) United States (261m) Pakistan (211m) Mexico (129m) Egypt (97m) Germany (82m) Philippines (70m) Brazil (66m) France (66m) United Kingdom (66m) Italy (60m) South Africa (56m) Colombia (49m) Spain (46m) Argentina (44m) Ukraine (42m) Poland (37m) Morocco (35m) Peru (32m) Venezuela (32m) Malaysia (31m) Nepal (29m) Australia (24m) Russia (20m) Romania (19m) Netherlands (17m) Ecuador (16m) Rwanda (12m) Belgium (11m) Tunisia (11m) Czech Republic (10m) Dominican Republic (10m) Greece (10m) Portugal (10m)…

>FULL LISTS
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Let me educate you.

Corona is a virus. It's called SARS-CoV-2.
Cold is disease. SARS-CoV-2 can cause Common Cold in some cases. It can also cause Coronavirus disease 2019 (COVID-19). There is a difference. That last one is the boogeyman.

Hows life look through those slanty chink eyes? Is all life just food to you?

planned parenthood is a corporation
you delayed the trumpbux to add more slushfunds for corporations

what u listenin to bros
for me its
youtube.com/watch?v=RRKJiM9Njr8&feature=emb_rel_end

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>"China leads the way"
>Advertisement
They're even disguising adverts as articles

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It's only just begun user. SARS ADE required lower blood antisera

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This is clown world, crashing and burning.

fpbp

There are literally 20 different types of coronaviruses. This whole things reeks of hoax.

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This. Please this.

People can become immune to regular coronaviruses and experiments on monkey showed that they can become immune. The reports of reinfections were likely due to chinks fucking up their testing.

I’m not a democrat shitbag boomer.

>charges ridiculously high prices
>doesn't invest in PPE
Sounds like a case of boo-fucking-hoo to me

Unironically herd immunity, where most countries who ascribed to this idea went wrong was just letting the virus run rampant because that would result in a shit ton of deaths, slowing the spread so as to not overwhelm hospitals while everyone slowly gets sick and then recovers over time in order to build immunity in the population is the best long term plan outside of a vaccine

>now

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sun tsu say: always appear strong when you are weak. Appear weak when you are strong.

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Two ways

A vaccine (will take atleast a year and if they truly want to be safe, two years)

The virus infects so many people that herd immunity becomes a thing and/or mutates into a less deadly strain (this is more or less what happened to the spanish flu

What makes mumps and measles so contagious?

anymore colored corona-chans

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>It's only just begun user
>666
DEVIL CONFIRMED ITS JUST BEGUN
MILLIONS WILL DIE

Anyone got the two panel pic of depressed doomer becoming happy AR15 doomer after SHTF?
>Anyone got the two panel pic of depressed doomer becoming happy AR15 doomer after SHTF?
Anyone got the two panel pic of depressed doomer becoming happy AR15 doomer after SHTF?
>Anyone got the two panel pic of depressed doomer becoming happy AR15 doomer after SHTF?
Anyone got the two panel pic of depressed doomer becoming happy AR15 doomer after SHTF?
>Anyone got the two panel pic of depressed doomer becoming happy AR15 doomer after SHTF?
Anyone got the two panel pic of depressed doomer becoming happy AR15 doomer after SHTF?
>Anyone got the two panel pic of depressed doomer becoming happy AR15 doomer after SHTF?

Would be greatly appreciated. Rarer Corona in penance for wasting lots of space.

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I will put a picture of my cat on your headstone user

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can I see a study or anything?
because if we are just going to live in the land of speculation I think the R0 is even LOWER than 3.5 and we already got the covid-19 earlier this year!

Doctors aren't the ones getting that money. There are lots of people looking to become human pinatas but it's not the doctors and nurses.

This. I would happily pay more for made in Ireland. Fuck China. Hopefully this derails the globalisation steam train

How many days until US' daily death count surpasses Italy/Spain's?

based, everybody needs to have their mouths and nose covered with something

yes you are, look up project veritas

youtube.com/watch?v=HKLnmMacEB4
Sunny day here.

Ask your mom to lick it clean

>You're under no obligation to pay that if you can't afford to retard.

I don't know if you've gone through this, but having family who have:

1. They stablize you and then kick you out to die on the street if that's what will happen if you don't have insurance or have the wrong insurance, etc.

2. If you live, you go into debt/Bankruptcy and it can ruin you and your family, I know.

Didn't know any of this until it happened.

Now I keep at least $500,000 - $ 1 Million on hand in case there's some issue with a doctor's visit, if you're not doing that, you're really, really fucking up. That's just called planning for reality. There's a good chance you'll need it sometime because lots of weird shit can and will happen even if you'd think your insurance will cover it. That's why you have a savings account for that. Seriously, talk to your broker right away if you don't be you're dangerously unprepared and should have already known this.

Nice bait

When Corona destroys Africa's ability to suppress her.

There's no immunity to SARS viruses
Go get HIV immunity you dumbshit kike

>Other than Canada.
we have daily articles about people being racist to chinese now

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R0 of HIV = 4? How much butt sex are people having with blacks?

sars ade was activated by a shit vaccine, not by reinfection.

I am sure nobody in the world has been reinfected with sars because sars was contained and killed off.

Now that the entire world is competing for a savior vaccine i have good hope we will get a actual working vaccine.

it will just take way too fucking long

Dude why do you spam this kike shit every hour. Fuck off already we don't care

you are mentally retarded if you think this virus is less transmissive than HIV, sorry

youtube.com/watch?v=LePaNDiie-w

So? There were other third world countries sending care packages to the US after 9/11 occurred. It's just nations trying to do some good pr bullshit.

>he doesn't understand square cube law and brownian motion
There are definitely more virus particles in the air six feet around a shedder than in the air 4.5 meters away from one.

Middleman ruined our system. All the dudebros getting business degrees at my uni, usually try to find a job as a sales rep for manufacturers of medical supplies. This is because many times, the healthcare provider doesn't have enough time to research all the competing products and the dudebro gets a set rate of the profit from any contract they finalize. Dudebros don't care about people, they want money and to party on the beach. I hope that they all get raped by this virus.

Sage

We're nearing a million infected, but we'd be at 25, 50 million by now if we hadn't shut everything down and kept on as usual.

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>Advocating for American middle class
>Accuses me of being Chinese
You're a fucking retard, china wants to hype up the virus.

Why don't you refute literally any point?

I can't wait to buy some kawaii masks. Maybe the one with the characters for hentai on it would be appropriate

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medrxiv.org/content/10.1101/2020.02.12.20022434v2
It's in the pastebin.

>Half a million dollars just so you don't fucking die
This is why euros make fun of us

Who the fuck cares if he is? At least finally my tax dollars are being well spent. At this point we probably should be paying him.

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What about all of those reinfection cases?