Yeah, I noticed. People think Coronachan will take the heaviest toll in the west but not only the Southern Hemisphere flu season starts in June but there is zero way first case in Turkey was actually in that date. They 100% got from Shia niggers in the battlefields of Syria, or through Kurds in their most remote regions and it bubbled all the way from shithole villages into the places they can actually test.
The whole "Shia Crescent" (Iran, Iraq, Syria, Lebanon) must be crawling with undetected cases.
>question about droplet infections over 27 feet Leave it to Trump to proudly interject that he knows THE BEST SNEEZERS BELIEVE ME
fucking kek i love this man
Also why is Acosta still in this room. It's been 4 bloody years, so he's clearly staying forever. But why? Are they paying? Is it the greatest of all Tsundere Relationships?
Luis Taylor
yeah i was pretty certain africa's lack of cases, despite the fact that chinks are fucking everywhere on the globe and the fast rate of infection into europe, wasn't due to some immunity, it's due to them just not testing and reporting. africa can hardly get data on a good day i'm a little surprised iran is keeping good reports up, i was wondering how the rest of the middle east was doing
>browsing latest hentai releases >literally every chinese translation involves homosexuality/traps with children
why do chinese only commission translations of gay pedo shit?
Brayden Carter
I wish people actually watched these press briefings instead of reading headlines. Fauci and Birx both explained that this is just what the model projects, but it's not set in stone. The more data they put into it, the more it will change. 2 weeks ago it predicted 1-2 million. Now it's down to 100-200k. It'll probably end up below 100k when it's all said and done.
>jus fin jub bruh you do it >oil workers fry cooks, retail workers >all of you just move to the Midwest and work for walmart >every single one of you can get a job >no trumpbux stop it stop it stooooop
TASK FORCE BTFO OF EVERY QUESTION SNARKY OR NOT TASK FORCE BTFO OF EVERY QUESTION SNARKY OR NOT TASK FORCE BTFO OF EVERY QUESTION SNARKY OR NOT TASK FORCE BTFO OF EVERY QUESTION SNARKY OR NOT
Henry Williams
I need her to sit on my face
Kayden Watson
want me to rewind it? ill get the exact words for you
>American "healthcare" is so bad 200,000 people are going to die to a little flu What shit healthcare system can't handle a little flu? Oh that's right. Kek
Probably because he’d be JFK’d. I was in the city ( Manhattan) yesterday and it’s pretty normal just less people. It’s definitely not people dying on the sidewalks and shit. It was actually really comfy and I hate it there.
Elijah Bennett
Warm neckwear is not to be worn unless there is snow on the ground and regular neckwear is not to be worn unless your position requires it, like an office drone, or a boy scout
Jace Allen
Based Pence always comes in as closer.
Austin Jenkins
And twitter idiots didn't want Pence in charge of this? He's doing a very good job. Hope at least a few of them can appreciate that.
Agreed, Africa is invaded with this shit. They've got so many other things killing them they won't notice. The plague of locusts killing their food supply right now, they'll either die from this or lack of food (again).
Jaxson Thompson
Kek. Just like normal, bet there's a shitton more to this story than the headline.
The NHS is still coping far better than the American "healthcare" system
Kevin Hughes
OH NO NO NO NO NO NON NO NONO NO NONOONOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH No Evidence of Rapid Antiviral Clearance or Clinical Benefit with the Combination of Hydroxychloroquine and Azithromycin in Patients with Severe COVID-19 Infection Author links open overlay panelJean MichelMolina(Dr)13 ConstanceDelaugerre24Jerome LeGoff24BrenoMela-Lima1DianePonscarme1LaurianeGoldwirt5Nathaliede Castro1 doi.org/10.1016/j.medmal.2020.03.006
Kevin Moore
Well yeah. She's huge
William Martin
>Even the doctors dont believe the FAKE Chinese data
Men shouldn't be walking around with bags of any kind. Only briefcases. What kind of faggot nigger needs to carry around so much junk that they need a bag? You need a wallet and a phone, that's it, and they go in your pockets.
Alexander Perry
> Dear Christendom > PLEASE DON'T FEED THE ANIMALS > THEY WON'T STOP MULTIPLYING IF YOU DO SO
THE SOLUTION IS MAKE EVERYONE WEAR MASKS WHILE THEY WORK
MAKE THE MASKS NOW
Isaiah Rodriguez
LMFAO my state has more ventilators than all of the UK
Daniel Moore
FUCK staying in your home. You need HUGE quarantine tents. Separate rooms. Controlled environment. Staff in isolated suits. Control. CONTROL. YOU FUCKING MORONS. CONTROL IT INSTEAD OF LETTING IT RUN FREE EVERY GOD DAMN DAY OF THE WEEK.
Jacob Sanchez
HoAs are total cancer, which I find hilarious because Phoenix, AZ is ran like one huge HoA.
Camden Anderson
Motorcycles don't have trunks you urbanite faggot. Men need to carry more than what you need to buy coffee at starbucks
Owen Johnson
zero people died from it
Carter Ramirez
What are /fa/ masks?
Andrew Bell
Actually the locusts have since moved on to china, too.
Turns out "Fuck with the bible and I will fuck you up" was a dire warning
Brayden Stewart
So you have one.
Ryan Cruz
Seething
Joseph Diaz
I heard somewhere that scarves work
Juan Gray
> has zero healthcare products > coping better than the country with the most healthcare products
Samuel Wood
Germany currently has a surplus of ICU beds and they’re bringing in patients from Italy.
Cooper Murphy
bald girls are hot but that makes me want to vomit Jews truly are a repugnant breed
Exactly. Fauci even said models aren't really accurate.
Nicholas Torres
>MUH RATINGS This god damn ass bandit needs to stop.
Jace Clark
Feels good to be white, that doesn't change the fact Spain not only has socialized medicine but they NATIONALIZED ALL HEALTHCARE fifteen days ago and, yet they're in shambles
Jackson Allen
Aside from Acosta asking the same gotcha question over and over again, they're asking good questions today. Even the fat sheboon.
Captain of Theodore Roosevelt cucks out by revealing to the media, infection rates. What the fuck. You just let our enemies know that a ship is fucking out of service
This happened to Micheal Scott. HOAs are horrible and it’s owning a home on someone else’s land. The board is always ran by kikes. Why the fuck would anyone live in one? I know they’re 10s of thousands of dollars cheaper to buy but it’s not worth it at all.
Nicholas Gomez
Trump and Republicans allowed Democrats and the media to turn the blame for the Chinese virus from the Chinese to Trump and Republicans
>Annieposter is that you? Na, but Annieposter did convince me to catch up with that series past the anime. I hope Isayama doesn't bitch out and we actually get a genocide end. Eren did nothing wrong.
Doesn't matter if you're essential if the price of gas makes your industry unprofitable. Gotta hand out those trumpbux dammit
Nolan Wilson
yeah, you're the retard no socialist country even has ventilators.
Benjamin Sanchez
>Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell (R-Ky.) hit the brakes Tuesday on Speaker Nancy Pelosi’s (D-Calif.) plan to move ahead with a fourth stimulus package that would include major infrastructure spending and other Democratic priorities.
>“I think we need to wait a few days here, a few weeks, and see how things are working out,” McConnell said on “The Hugh Hewitt Show.”
>“Let’s see how things are going and respond accordingly,” he added. “I’m not going to allow this to be an opportunity for the Democrats to achieve unrelated policy items that they would not otherwise be able to pass.”
>But McConnell on Tuesday noted that the Senate and House are not expected to return to work in Washington until April 20 at the earliest.
>“First, we need to see what the effect of the current bill is. The Treasury, of course, is wrestling with all this complicated effort to speed checks to individuals and small businesses to get us through this period until the health care pandemic begins to subside,” he said.
>The GOP leader said the Senate will resume confirming Trump’s judicial nominees when it reconvenes later next month. Confirming federal judges was McConnell's top priority on the Senate floor before it was interrupted by Trump’s impeachment trial and debate on coronavirus legislation.
>“We will go back to judges,” he said. “My motto for the rest of the year is leave no vacancy behind.” NO VACANCY BEHIND Source: The Shill
Jonathan Robinson
How does the faggot know everything? Theory on paper does not match reality all the time. Otherwise every single economic professor would be a billionaire and not have to worry about asskissing to get tenure
Henry Evans
>WE'RE DOING EVERYTHING WRONG HAHA GOOD TIMES I am upset. These turbo niggers are fucking up on purpose. They CAN'T be this stupid.
Christian Carter
Trump dithered while people died
Ryan Thomas
I think the White House threatened to pull access for anyone who acts up. None of them wants to miss a seat at the table.
Alexander Brown
Trump supporters are completely uneducated shitbagz who vote against their own economic self interest
Sebastian Baker
> Why are oil workers not considered essential? Oil is selling at 20 bucks a barrel user, it's not that they're not essential, it's that some American oil is selling at a negative price right now
> jus fin jub bruh you do it This but spoken in proper english and unironically
Joshua Rivera
PRESSER FINALLY OVER
TWO HOURS AND TEN MINUTES
BLIMPF HANDLED IT LIKE A PRO
Ryan King
>Are you sure? YES IT HAS TO BE A THICC AND WARM SCARF TO PROTECT AGAINST VIRUS THOTS
Agreed, same thing happened to skirts originally they were made for men(because when had to dress more modest in a dress) then some faggots started wearing them giving them a bad name.
Colton Powell
Oh god, so glad that's over. I could feel his ratings tanking by the second.
David Jackson
>Exactly. Fauci even said models aren't really accurate. No shit. Just look at all the global warming bullshit. SAME MODELS.
Luke Cooper
>sucks your lungs right out of your chest haha whoops
Noah Evans
>Number of coronavirus cases will drop to zero in a few days >more than 100,000 will die from coronavirus >I’ve been right from the start!
Anthony Brown
>New York, New YORK!!!
Gavin Ross
Cherokee county is for niggers and there are no refunds
Luke Morris
Why are you shitheads so fixated on the oldest out of date meme data?
Easton Sanders
SEE EVEN THE PRESS IS WEARING SCARFS THEY'RE GETTING ON BOARD
Dyson abandoned an electric car very early on. Dyson manufacture all their goods in China as well
Mason Cruz
That's what happens when you test people. Millions of people have the flu right now in the USA, but no one tests for it. Kills 20k people in the USA a year on average. No one gives a shit.
Presser was so low energy Jeb! could have done better.
Daniel Sanders
He said at one point "I'm a scientist". Yes, he is. He's not a doctor. He doesn't treat patients. He treats data. Most people don't get the difference. He really shouldn't be up there but oh well.
Luke Jackson
bernouts are too lazy to vote.
is being too lazy to vote an effective way to vote in your interest?
Gavin Morris
Still makes me happy. Eat the bugs, bugmen. Oh, yeah that my bad. Fug you Ivan and Abdul. You pozz guzzling niggers.
Yeah, I'm going to grab those fuckheads by the collar and give them a talking to they won't be allowed to forget. EVERY god damn country is doing it wrong. How the FUCK is this happening? Jesus FUCKING CHRIST.
Dylan White
Once again, there are no refunds you gay retard from Kansas.
Isaac Flores
>whines about actual info being wrong >yet posts no other info beyond 'dude trust me' Because you're full of shit.
Julian Lee
no kidding toward the end he pretty much turned it into teambuilding event
>just quit your industry, move cross country, and take a massive pay cut Nah. Trumpbux instead. Fix the economy. Save the industry, unfuck the situation. Dont advance the demonigger agenda by 30 years by condensing everyone into 7 syates
William Stewart
The problem with recommending masks for all is people are retards. You want the message to be when you must go out wearing a mask is good. Not because you wear a mask going out is good.
Josiah James
Wear a scarf shitbagz. I thought masks didn’t work boomer.
Isaiah Johnson
What is your problem retard?
Leo Walker
and still not a single person in the entire country can be seen with any symptoms
Nolan Allen
I don't care. When does the fucking lobby at McDonalds reopen already?
Andrew Smith
>white house projects pretty much already fake news, these are models developed at universities and research labs, based on data from states.
Henry Mitchell
I'd cut a slice off that pound cake
Aiden Young
The only thing that doesn’t work is you, you lazy nigger. No refunds.
Grayson Richardson
Fake News.
Hudson Sanders
Dyson are not making more than 1/5 the ventilators. Nice meme you sperg cunt.
Christopher Jenkins
Blue states are getting hit the hardest because blue states love Instagram travelling
Joseph James
Cope more faggot. Just because hundreds of thousands of Americans will die due to trumps poor leadership doesn't mean every other country is fucking retarded
>100-200k dead at best "projections" >acosta behaved himself for the most part >Trump and media joked around in the end >everyone left calm and happy it was surreal
Wyatt Kelly
What the fuck is YOUR problem? You like sitting there and slurping up spoonfulls of horse shit? You seriously think this is the best you can do? What an impossibly bad joke.
Jordan Cruz
And they will not deliver on that & they are making them in China, so forget their shitty input. Reminder, anything in the UK is going to be late, over budget & when the pencil pushers have had their go may not even deliver a single ventilator. Richard Branson even getting involved, my sides
Media is hyping this like Zika and Ebola just to try to make Trump look bad. It's all bullshit. I don't mind either way. Almost all of the USA news is based in NYC, and they've had this shit for months and didn't report on it until a couple of weeks ago. They're to blame for this. It's too bad everywhere is doing this quarantine thing. So cheap to fly around right now, perfect time for a fun extended vacation.
Luis James
> unfuck the situation The US had a HUGE lucky break with all of this Coronavirus stuff because, hadn't leftist governors incinerated their own state economies carrying the US with them, the damage from the oil price would take a toll only in oil producing states only in the very industry Trump made his mission to prop up and save.
The situation won't "unfuck", the world just passed through a major supply chain shock, an oil demand shock, an oil oversupply shock, that's even not considering the "autoimmune" overreaction to the virus. Add to that the trade war with China and you get the picture, things would not be too far away from where it is now even in the absence of Coronachan loving thighs and unfucking it isn't just a matter of cremating the dead and waiting for summer to roll.
Jayden Sanders
A few weeks ago Trump said number of coronavirus cases would drop to zero in a few days. Now he says hundreds of thousands of Americans are expected to die. That’s what makes him a dumbass.
Connor Allen
scientists are slaves to models and models are based on assumptions. Just spit balling with the greatest economy on the face of the Earth. Scientists need the rope. I mean come on doesn't anyone remember all the climate change models that predicted the earth was going to be ashes by now?
The back peddaling in this presser was off the charts
anons did anyone catch around 2:36:00 in a remark about something macron and trump have been working on and may or may not become public? It was a question that was nipped in the bud pretty quick so Im thinking there's some fuckery goin' on with macron.
Also I never realized just how much he absoloutely dominates reporters.
