I am mentally retarded ama

I am legit mentally retarded and I have an IQ of 65, I was diagnosed as a kid and I have a helper come over 2 times a week to check on me. What the fuck do I do pol?

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are you mentally retarded?

write a manifesto

Molest the helper.

Stop larping

alluah ackbar a synagogue wearing a Bernie shirt. Its either that or your helper stops coming and you drown in your own blood or piss.

I'm not, I just want someone to talk to, I have no friends.

Well on the bright side one fourth of the African American population is still more mentally retarded than you are

How many jews died in WWII?

Capitalization of "I" and your perfect English gave it away.

Yes.

Look at how they live.

6 million according to official sources.

I use an auto correcter.

Go back to posting on /sp/

Ill be your friend friend

What does your consciousness feel like?
What kinds of thoughts do you have.

I am legit gifted and I have an IQ of 36. I was informed of this when I was a child and underwent cognative testing multiple times with Cambridge University. How may I assist you, retard?

What do you do for work? Are you a shut in or on disability?

>65iq

with an iq this low wouldnt you have awful orthography etc

Lucky you I’m mentally ill

what's your favorite train?

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Lad, no offense but with an IQ of 65 you would be a complete airhead without anything sensible coming out of your mouth.

*IQ of 136, I meant to say.

Mmm, grayons

>canadian
>mentally retarded
like clockwork

I hope get well soon.

Give me your discord

You can either get a degree in women's studies, go into politics, or learn to grow weed. I'd grow weed if I were you.

Prove it

You'll fit right in here.

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Does your helper change your diapers when you fail to get to the toilet?

So retarded that you can't even get people to believe you.

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You're in the right place.
Just stay there and everything will work out.

>orthography
I had to look this definition up

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Let's be friends ! Give me your email address.

Most operators have triple digit IQs, so not sure why you posted an operator because youll never be one, and most fats on this board wont either cause theyre fat pussies who hide behind
>muh politiks
rather than admitting they are scared of killing hajis or dying.

Do you receive gov't payments to subsidize your retardation? Or did a company hire your retarded ass to fuck up their business?

Made my day, thanks.

based retard

I don't really think of anything, it's all blank, but I can't grasp simple concepts like tying my shoes, most mathematical concepts or anything really. I am limited and it's not my choice.

Shut in on disabilitybux.

No, you can still write and read, but you can't grasp concepts like putting shapes together as good as someone with a normal IQ.

I put extreme effort into typing, because it's the only way I talk. It's not obvious online, but extremely obvious that i'm a retard IRL.

i wish there was a brain implant or surgery or some shit to make me smarter.

lmao

>a fucking leaf

cognitive*

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he said retarded, not autistic

kys

So you are saying, you're one of the smarter Canadians?

I know. It makes me sad. :(

Yes, and no, I don't work.

If this is how an actual retard types, then the average Yas Forums poster must have an IQ of around 40.

Top kek

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Best larp I've seen in a while.

Good laughs.

I think you seem pretty normal why would you come here to socialize?

What's 9 + 10?

>rather than admitting they are scared of killing hajis or dying
You could have stopped writing after "scared".

If you were 65 IQ I doubt you'd even find Yas Forums let alone post articulately

Don't feel too bad about it, having a higher IQ wouldn't make you any happier.
Your IQ would be average in some black countries.
>I have no friends
Get a kitty or something and take care of him.

Join the marines. You’ll get an unlimited supply of delicious grayons

>he said retarded, not autistic
there is a significant degree of overlap between the two

spbp
kek

>Or did a company hire your retarded ass to fuck up their business?
A woman was telling a cashier at a supermarket checkout that she couldnt locate the ice cream when a retarded babgboy told her that it was located in the frozen section. I fuckin lost it

>leaf
>mentally retarded
We already knew

Do u play Xbox id love to run around w a retard in rdr or warzone

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Its ok reetanon, you can still practice with airsoft, workout, and learn tactics, just was teasing you.
Really was just b8ing neverserve fats who think watching a 2 minute jootube video makes them equal to even standard grunts.
True.

Join your local antifa chapter or go and support Bernie.

kek

it aint that bad bro i'm retarded and autistic too
mine helpers won,t come anymore because off corona-chan and only leave the house for supplies/weed/beer i having a blast over here in the dutch just heard party time in the netherlands is extended to 28 of april maybe even longer they said 20220 would be a good year it really is good bless corona-chan for introverting the normies

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>I don't really think of anything, it's all blank, but I can't grasp simple concepts like tying my shoes, most mathematical concepts or anything really. I am limited and it's not my choice.
I bet you can still understand a lot of things. It's just slower and you need an explicit method. A few years ago I would have posted a link to the Critical Thinking Foundation, but Richard Paul died and his wife took the control and fucked everything up (everything is now behind a $500 paywall, she stopped publishing his leaflets, did some modifications on them, and now she's selling them $22 each instead of $9).

where else would it be though?

hes canadian, so yeah

One thing I forgot to mention earlier in the thread, is that my mild mental retardation was caused by head trauma.
When I was 17, I got beat up by someone in my school for looking at his girl wrong. I got beat so bad that the doctors told me that I'm lucky that I didn't die from severe head trauma.

I was in top of my classes and I wanted to go study hardware engineering, but after I got out of the hospital, I just couldn't do anything. i couldn't grasp anything past 3rd grade level. It's like wire in my brain has been cut in half and now I'm forced to be this way. My girlfriend left me and my parents are disappointed in me.

My life was robbed from me.

Fffffffuck bro hits the feels pretty hard

sadly mine won,t let women close to me anymore
the last location i orally raped a bitch they say they bite but don,t bite after all guess she liked it very much a retards big fat potato filling her big mouth up with mayonaise

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>What the fuck do I do?
Kill yourself

You type too well to be retarded. What they’ve done to you is sad. The fact that they’ve used your natural intelligence to make you doubt yourself to the point you’ve fallen for a decades long joke is sad.

>not getting in on the retard orgies

Bummer. I knew a guy once who headed up a retarded school. It was nearly a full time job keeping them from finding corners to fuck in.

Look at my earlier post.

>My life was robbed from me.
you should find that guy that beat you and burn his house down at night

What’s the square root of 144?

flag checks out

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>diagnosed as a kid
>became retarded at 17

Okay user, I believe you. Believe that you can't keep up a larp.

now you have fren

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High IQ for Yas Forums

Yeah I call bullshit
>T. working with disabled people, head truama included, and psychologist BTW

I think he was trying to reference the "special" forces meme