White House Chinese Virus Press Briefing #4

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"HARD TIMES AHEAD.
VERY TOUGH TWO WEEKS.
SEE SOME REAL LIGHT AT THE END OF THE TUNNEL.
VERY VERY VERY PAINFUL TWO WEEKS!!!!
Military people going into battle. Going into war."
Lots of graphs.
Sounds like shit is about to get real bad.
New York getting BTFO, they "got off to a late start."
Seal is back on the podium.
A scarf works too like a mask.

The White House
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Fox 10 Phoenix
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Fox News
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Cuntspan
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scmp.com/news/china/science/article/3074351/coronavirus-can-travel-twice-far-official-safe-distance-and-stay
christiansfortruth.com/israeli-scientists-claim-its-pure-luck-they-were-already-working-on-a-covid-19-vaccine-prior-to-the-outbreak/
wired.com/1998/11/israels-ethnic-weapon/
judaism.is/false-flags.html
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Graphs.

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Qfags BTFO

>tremendous death

Fifth for people thinking the death and illness are whats so worrying and not the loss of jobs, services, and businessess.

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positive person :D

as not been rightfully conferred. He will slip in when least expected and will seize the kingdom through flattery and intrigue.”

based Jim Acosta

>Stop Europe! We have to stop Europe!

Racist! Let us in!

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Ayy wiboi gimme ur fuckin scarfs

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>Trump knew the virus could maybe be bad, maybe be good
Does he even think before he speaks
This is well beyond what anyone could possibly defend
This is downright retarded
>Don't need a mask just wear a scarf
No words

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>I want to give people a feeling we have a chance
We are fucked.

220k over the next few weeks

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Get back to work then clown

220 THOUSAND PEOPLE YOU SAY?

>220K deaths the next few weeks
uh, bros?

Ahahahahah

Will the USD crash with no survivors?

Needs more sharpie

Trump currently being called out on his
>it's just the flu, it's a hoax
shit
>w-w-w-well I'm fighting a war! Like a world war! It's a tribute to me!

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Cheerleader for the country.

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pompous peacock pugfucking spaniard purveying perfidy

JIM

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That's just Bob he's friendly mostly

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What the hell kind of "experts" has these retards been talking to? What a god damn joke.

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>tax shelting

>.0006% of the population
OMG IS HAPPENNINGG!!!!!!1
kys doomers and bump those numbers

He really doesn't want to admit things.
On the one hand he did great on stopping inflow of new sick people and more stuff.
On the other hand he really, really doesn't want to admit that some measures were too late like stopping fucking spring break

>seize the Kingdom through flatulence

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AAAAAAAAAACHOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>NO REMDESIVIR FUCKING PHARMA SHILL
MUST BE DEPRESSING RIGHT ?!
TOP KEK

AAAT-CHOOOOOO
Fauci a cute

27 FEET

NEXT THEY ARE GOING TO SAY 5 MILES

>RABBIS
fucking kek

>Just stay home until June.
>People are going to lose their businesses.
>People are going to lose their houses.
>Everything's fine.

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>This religious shilling

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ROBUST ACHOO SNEEZE

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I'm going to tell you some real shit.
Most stores aren't diesfecting correctly and the shit can last on surfaces for up to a week. It also has been proven to be spread through animals so if you get and meat or new animals you should clean it thoroughly. (Also funny how they are telling people to adopt animals now when they don't test in animals at all when it is known to spread through them and the fact that is stays in an animal for up to a month after they get it)
They want everyone calm right now since panic is much worse and would make the virus spread even fucking more.
Also due to how long things last on surfaces and how long before symptoms kick in we will face a second wave eventually.

This briefing has been going for almost 2 hours.

Imagine Sleepy Joe handling this crisis?

The 6ft was chosen purely because it was practical while providing little protection
That is a fact

chekd and kekd

trump just said he spoke to billy graham a few weeks ago even though he died in 2018

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“He will show no regard for the gods of his ancestors or for the one desired by women, nor will he regard any god, but will exalt himself above them all. Instead of them, he will honor a god no one will have heard of before: the god of fortresses. And he will worship this god with a lot of money.”

Does this madman plan on doing 2 hour pressers every day

Is this a French Canadian accent?

He spoke to his family, not him

>Fed bankrupts
>Digital dollar begins
>HONK

i love these overtime pressers

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sleepy joe or hillary would have already face-planted by now

>trump just said he spoke to billy graham a few weeks ago even though he died in 2018


“For false Christs and false prophets will arise and appear to perform ‘great’ signs and wonders so as to lead astray, if possible, God’s own people. He will use every kind of evil deception to fool those on their way to destruction…”

lol trump can't take it much longer. he wasn't ready for all this lol

>MASKS WORK
>EVEN SCARVES WORK

So we've gone from "N95 is useless goy" to "a thin cloth helps".

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yes these are the new campaign rallies

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Trump is such a faggot old boomer lol, who voted for this worthless jew?

>Digital dollar begins
Not without power.

thank you

Donald Trump isn't one to turn down a shit load of free air time.

In the UK we use 2m but most people have no fucking experience judging distances like that so they fuck it up.
Besides its more than 4.5m and probably stays suspended in stale air.
>scmp.com/news/china/science/article/3074351/coronavirus-can-travel-twice-far-official-safe-distance-and-stay
Yeah its a chink news source, but why would they overstate the danger?

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The system is in place now and they are happy with how it is working so now there is time.

Chet Hanx deleted his instagram. Pedo's going down lol.

is he humping the podium?

really activates your almonds

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President Trump said he had a great conversation with the governor of Michigan.

He refrained from calling her "Half" Whitmer.

We are at 2 hours now.

Just get yourself a scarf bro.

Obama, Bush, and Clinton sold out America to China.

Donald J. Trump was sounding the alarm the entire time.

It’s too bad for us they ignored him.

COOOOM

but it is not just a flue bro

They’re just telling us that so we quit buying all the masks, hospital workers need them

why does she have the nasally croaky uptalk voice of a mid 20s roastie?

someone needs to choke this bitch out with her own scarf. so annoying

Yah now he's selling out to Israel

Who is scoof here?

did barr really just called out the chink man?

Thanks doc

He's unironically based.

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I don't process any of the information, but the old lady who nods approval, tells me he's basically a god-level genius in epidemiology and is attempting to share his insight, with my best interests in mind.

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Deep throat

Both flags are back on the stand now, along with the Presidential seal.

Are you watching the same thing as me?

People have become addicted to fear porn.
The Great Depression in the US was 1929-1939 or 1948 depending on which economist you listen to. Some of them think that WW2 actually lengthened the GD and that the real economic recovery didn't happen until afterwards. Anyway, we'll be fine, shit will just be tough for a few years.
There's nowhere for individuals to even buy them anymore. Target tried putting them on sale again but got shamed into donating them to hospitals.

Birx can walk on my dick with her post-conference sweaty tights

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>if you're 6 feet under the ground, you've controlled the virus

they just said the 6 feet rule is bullshit, now she's saying it works?

The fuck?

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Boomers have to choose between Jeopardy and the briefing, very stressful, get ready for a spike in deaths.

I know how to get the fake news to reverse course on the fear mongering bullshit surrounding Coronavirus.

-Declare martial law

-Suspend the November elections

...and watch these assholes start promoting the cure you spoke about days ago.

They are really saying NYC and Louisiana fucked up big time promoting events where a lot of people got together,

Bros... what the hell is going on? How are the Americans actually winning? I thought they were super fucked?

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"I KNOW A LOT OF RABBIS"
>"I KNOW A LOT OF RABBIS"

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>"I KNOW A LOT OF RABBIS"

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"I KNOW A LOT OF RABBIS"
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Are you wearing your scarf?
>Orange man says no-one could predict this
>Orange man doesn't know Yas Forums

What is Sophie's choice?

>tfw you CCCOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMM

Now the media will be hyperventilating to tell you every day for two weeks that it isn't even close to 200k. Great times!

all of our states are shutdown

We shut the entire country down about 2 weeks ago and are seeing the results now.

It would literally defy everything we know about virology to continue seeing an exponential new case count after reducing interpersonal interaction 90%.

I’m pretty sure this virus has been blown way out of proportion but I’m also pretty sure that the scarf comment was just to calm people.

No they aren't.

Our entire country is more or less shut down except for necessities.

pic related, i was that post.
And yes, people love freaking out over shit. Life is pretty boring these days and excitement is fun.
I'd rather do stims for excitement myself.

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fine MOST of our states are shutdown with the exception of Mississippi

like mcdonalds

The rate that you're slowing down is way faster than any country in Europe. Is it because of high levels of testing now? Every other country in Europe is on lockdown too and not seeing this

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CCP Virus season 2 coming October 2020

>media goes twomoreweeksbro
>nothing happens
>media goes secondwavebro
>nothing happens
>media goes nothingburgerbro

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We’re winning so much that I’m frankly tired of it and wish it would stop. I Love Trump but this fear mongering bullshit that is being pushed by the media absolutely needs to stop before our economy shits the bed any further.

Florida isn't either, I live here, a few others too are ignoring shit completely in the south and flyover states.

They're shut down as much as they can be without causing riots.

i just realized that by the time of the election we will probably know the true extend of the virus in china which would mean that the media won't be able to put the blame on trump since the CCP and W.H.O both lied about how contagious it is.

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Can you add the super sayan effect?

>reporters not shouting at trump as he leaves
what time line are we in bros?

I hold my shirt over my nose when Im outside in the Texas wind smoking my Southern Cut.

Most food places are open for take out. My local diner has been open too. But yea mcdonalds too
He's called it out. The high estimate is now 200k dead, and I don't think it'll be anywhere near that.

we have on average lower population density and less usage of mass transit. i think the level of social interaction for us is lower than europe during shutdown

Aren’t police pointing fire arms at niggers in Miami for being outside right now? I wish that was standard practice but I’m pretty sure it isn’t.

Every country will

You can't stop airborne SARS

But when is he going to hang them for treason?

Birx admitting the medical community misjudged this early as SARS-like is also big and explains so much.

Media narratives annihilated today by the very people — Fauci and Birx — the media held up as the true professionals.

Very bad day for fake media today.

"Goyim, Israel has a COVID-19 vaccine, only 666 shekels, but today, just for Jew, only 660 shekels! Such a deal!"

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Israeli Scientists Claim It’s ‘Pure Luck’ They Were Already Working On A COVID-19 Vaccine Prior To The Outbreak

christiansfortruth.com/israeli-scientists-claim-its-pure-luck-they-were-already-working-on-a-covid-19-vaccine-prior-to-the-outbreak/

In 1998 Israeli Jews were caught developing ethnic bioweapons:

wired.com/1998/11/israels-ethnic-weapon/

They hold the world’s record for false flags:

judaism.is/false-flags.html
COVID had now been officially declared as the JEW FLU.

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That shirt better be a pearl snap

If you were paying attention, he mentioned that in the briefing.
He said something like "the american people won't take it".

A Hegelian dialect

yeah that was weird

I dislike israel too but blaming anybody besides chinks is wrong

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alpha

Can't wait to see the comeback of tacticool shemaghs
Yeah that adrenaline hit feels good. Mountain biking and motorcycling gets me there. The lockdown means that I'll be less likely to die in April than I normally am.

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I’m going to go pull mine out of storage right now. Gonna go full operator fashion at the grocery store with ice glasses and all.