Brazil will beat Corona in Record Time

>more ICUs per capita than your european shithole
>more free healthcare than your United States of Mexicans
>literally only ONE (1) person supports the nothinburguer stance (the President himself)
>governors willing to cuck the president in order to combat the chinese virus
>videos discussing the virus getting billions of views
>population doesn't even have to be beat around with sticks to stay home, would just stay home anyway because unemployment
>corona is not even wrecking our economy because it was already dead from the start
>toughest stock market crash in the world
>no problem at all, government printing trillions of dollars to guarantee anti-corona measures

Yep, we'll beat Corona, guys. We have it in the bag.

BRAZIL CHAMPION OF THE WORLD

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Literally apes

STAY MAD.

THE BAT FEARS THE MACACO

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What fucks me up is the fact that even Brazil is handling Coronavirus better than the US itself at this point.

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Except the health minister is also talking shit about stupid governors doing precipitated quarantines which will only hurt us more, we're doing alright either way though.

WESTERN COUNTRYS SO DUMB

GREAT BRAZIL PEOPLE LEADED BY GREAT PARTY

BRAZIL SUPREMACY NOW

BRAZIL #1

Based and redpilled.
How is the situation in Amapa btw?

The HIV will overpower the Corona in Brazil

This is now a LAUGH AT AMERICA THREAD.

get fucked, gringos

BRAZIL SUPERPOWER BY 3020

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>>more ICUs per capita than your european shithole
except they're all full
>more free healthcare than your United States of Mexicans
everyone with any cash uses private healthcare

rest are good points kek

like which governors? actually name them, bitch.

Are you canceling Carnaval user?

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Brazil is a western country dipfuck

I’m actually curious to see how this plays out in Brazil. Will the Brazilians find a way to breed with the Coronavirus, and seamlessly integrate it into their society like every other race before it?

>muh brazil is not western
western than you, mohammed

Brazil is literally a western country, it's not like we're in the East with Russia, Ukraine and shit.

Brazil is west. Literally whiter than Germany.

lets just hope that brazil bat mutation stays just as a larp, because if it happens then we are trully fucked.

>not making some profits with corona-chan
I hope that capitao corona bolsonaro suspends all quarantines so that I can make more money.

All of the governors who strayed from the ministry's strategy like Doria and some others, why are you even asking this?

Carnaval was a month and a half ago.

Well fuck it then.
I thought it was on April.

LUCKILY IT WAS BEFORE CORONA HIT, because no way we'd be stopping Carnaval because of a virus.

Is the self quarantine holding up in general?

you think the epicenter of the epidemic in the country shouldn't be quarantined? moron, as if mandetta would ever be idiotic enough to think like you.

exame.abril.com.br/brasil/mandetta-diz-que-quarentenas-por-coronavirus-foram-precipitadas/
I have been watching every single daily live from the health ministry and I know how much shit he talks about your hero, educate yourself instead of being a globodrone.

I said name one governor who did it but shouldn't.

they never named anyone because they're cowards, because the deaths would shoot up in those particular states and they'd be held responsible. The governor of Acre asked Mandetta if he should lift the quarantine, and Mandetta said he shouldn't.
You're stupid af using outdated news, Mandetta praised Globo/Fantastico yesterday for their reporting, kek. Bolsocucks, this president doesn't command shit, he's a joke.

>I said name one governor who did it but shouldn't.
All of the governors that strayed from the health ministry's plan including your hero doria like I said before, not only Mandetta but the rest of the ministry were emphatic in saying that quarantines were not recommended by them and were done in a precipitated manner, now the states are in an awkward position where they will stay in a quarantine much longer than they should have because we're still far from the actual peak when we will actually need more isolation.

>and Mandetta said he shouldn't.
That is explained in the link I posted and he talked about it in the streams before, this close-open-close-open would only cause more trouble.

>Mandetta praised Globo/Fantastico yesterday for their reporting, kek.
You obviously don't watch the streams because he criticizes the way the media distorts everything and only reports on the bad things but he's obviously being diplomatic by flattering the media simps who got angry at his previous statements.

You are cartoonishly dumb, I don't understand why you are even trying to make shit up on the spot when the things they direct say every day contradict you, I thought you were just ignorant but it seems like you are actively retarded.

gibb me a brazilian cutie with big bunda now.

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Putting aside my rampant shitposting for a moment, I hope you guys keep this thing under control and its good to hear more sane heads are ignoring your retarded president.

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>including your hero doria
I don't give a shit about Doria I'm not even from SP.
You're cattle and thinks everyone must also be cattle. I think with my own head and don't feel the need to idolize politicians and suck their dick online like you.
>quarantines were not recommended by them
nope, they said quarantines weren't recommended for every one or every city. But if you ask them to single-out the states that shouldn't be in quarantine, they couldn't and can't name one, because of the blatant cowardice of being held responsible.
>That is explained in the link I posted
nigga that's something that happened 1 day ago, your "news" is old and therefore trash.You think Mandetta's attitude is still the same as last week's.
istoe.com.br/ministro-me-pediu-para-por-funerarias-em-alerta-diz-governador-do-acre/
>You obviously don't watch the streams because he criticizes the way the media distorts everything
You obviously don't watch the streams because he literally apologized for that and praised Globo, you cuck.

How's he retarded? Who cares about this Chinese Boomer AIDS, what about the GDP?

Chantal Calderon, she is from costa rica and she have an onlyfans ,but there is not much material of her ,just a few pictures here and there.

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>segura que o corno ta puto
Bolsocattle defending their Captain Corona Bolsonero never fails to put a smile on my face :)

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> don't feel the need to idolize politicians and suck their dick online like you.
What are you even talking about? I don't agree with Bolsonaro's stupid way of treating this but thankfully he moderated it today and is more in line with what the health ministry has been saying, governors too are being less stupid but the damage is already done anyway.

>But if you ask them to single-out the states that shouldn't be in quarantine, they couldn't and can't name one, because of the blatant cowardice of being held responsible.
Not a single state should have been quarantined in the current situation, it's way too early and should be done in a more regional basis, most municipalities in SP have no cases at all. I'm not just voicing my opinions here but stating what the health ministry explicitly said in the streams and it's safe to say they know this better than anyone here.

>I think with my own head
Peak dunning-kruger syndrome, you have absolutely no idea about what is even going on and what people are saying but you think the "reality" you made up on your head based on Globo headlines is the absolute truth. I seriously recommend you actually watch the news straight from the sources instead of filtered garbage to de-idiotify yourself.

Bolsocattle is pissed

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>Not a single state should have been quarantined in the current situation

You must be illiterate. I want to bash your face on this article until you learn to read.
istoe.com.br/ministro-me-pediu-para-por-funerarias-em-alerta-diz-governador-do-acre/

BUNDA GOOD

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>brazil
>western country

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>2015
Dilma was still the president in these days, so obviously our country was a hellhole.

You are still guessing and trying to paint a picture with limited information and low IQ, the ministry is recommending more strict measures about one week from now and ramping it up per region as cases grow, not this clusterfuck that was done by panicky governors and mayors.
gazetadopovo.com.br/republica/breves/ministerio-da-saude-sugere-quarentena-com-restricao-a-aglomeracoes-ate-junho/

You simply don't know what you are talking about but already made up your mind, you are clearly too stupid to learn so I'll just keep using you as a tool to maybe educate any lurkers here interested in this.

what's this dudes name in the pic?

>3020
Nice, very accurate and self aware.

Mandetta said one day ago, I quote, "mantenham as recomendações dos estados".
correiobraziliense.com.br/app/noticia/brasil/2020/03/30/interna-brasil,841306/mantenham-as-recomendacoes-dos-estados-pede-mandetta.shtml

Do you actually what the press briefings or do you just watch clips from twitter in your bolsobubble?

it'll work itself out with the simple concept of free markets.

Serious question, how safe is it to travel to Brazil in 2020 (if there was no COVID-19), is there certain places that are no go zones or is it "dangerous" everywhere in there?

>ATILA IAMARINO!

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Brazil's violence decreased dramatically ever since Bolsonaro has been elected
itamaraty.gov.br/pt-BR/discursos-artigos-e-entrevistas-categoria/outras-autoridades-entrevistas/20828-brazil-s-sky-high-murder-rate-begins-to-fall-wall-street-journal-10-09-2019

Yes, that was already addressed You are just repeating yourself now with the same misconceptions and dumbass hot takes from blogs based on quotes intentionally taken out of context, it's very obvious you have no clue about anything and you are obsessed with us vs them politics instead of the actual technical merits of the quarantines that yes are still being called precipitated by the ministry.

youtube.com/watch?v=Tvd93R7m42o
All the streams are recorded there in the YT channel, watch them all before posting again because your stupidity is grating, it's not fun or productive to try to dumb down a discussion to childlike niggers.

Your problem is not political kid, it's biological

Bitch, of course it is. Then how Brazil's homicide rate decreased so much ever since Bolsonaro has been elected? Is Bolsonaro literally killing all Blacks?

That's before the Bolsonaro took place. before it was literally a socialist shithole. Seriously guys, Bolsonaro is really great to our country. He's like trump

Bolsonaro is great he's right.

Mia Linz in the pic coomers

São Paulo é meu país. Foda-se esse travequeiro dória

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how big is that tranny dick you think?

Depends a lot on the region but generally speaking you're fine as long as you aren't a darwin awards candidate, Brazil has a very low rate of tourists murdered, the vast majority of victims are favelados tangled up in crime themselves too and owing money to other criminals.
data.world/travelwarnings/travel-danger/workspace/file?filename=DeathsPerCapita(1).csv

Probably massive, most trannies in Brazil have gigantic dongs for some reason I can't explain.
The ones with small dicks usually don't have big implants and smol cuties.

Yes it is. Even if the hmcides fall, they will never make your country a safe country like European ones. Why do you think you are so violent, corrupt and never achived nothing historically with so many citizens. Not even 1 nobel prize.

No, we were being fucked by socialists for half a century. Brazil's people are really working hard and honest. In fact the southern to southeast and central parts are really great. The niggers are in the Northeast. They only elect leftists

name?

it's barely startted

posts press briefing from March 28 before he explicitly said on March 30 that state recommendations should be followed, which go against directly president's who defended herd culling strategy until 1 hour ago.
the lowing can't stop