Why are politicians so dumb

>Land on asteroid with a few nuclear warheads.
>Detonate them as to push said asteroid into territorial waters
>ENJOY MAX PROFIT

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OH BOY LETS ANNIHILATE THE ECONOMY!

OH WAIT IT LANDED ON CHINA, PROBLEM SOLVED!

>I'm sorry Japan, you can have Alaska/Greenland or something

>d-don't buy gold, goyim, as soon as we achieve solar-system wide space flight it might go down a bit in value!

>give everyone on earth 93 billion dollars

you just know deep down this isnt what would happen even if we collected every last morsel of gold from that asteroid.

>OH WAIT IT LANDED ON CHINA, PROBLEM SOLVED!
really mad my day

IT'S JUST AN ASTEROID BRO

>He thinks money is a thing
You're the problem user

Why give every person 93 billion dollars when we can give every Jew 93 trillion dollars instead? It's time for some more Holocaust reparations methinks

It would wipe out enough of humanity that the gold would lose its value for another 2000 years.

you're a perfect candidate to work at nasa

That's why you make pipes and electricity wiring out of gold instead of copper and use gold thread in clothing, and make gold foil in space and create sunshades and solar sails with it.

Also that's not how you capture asteroids. Play kerbal space program.

>gold now as common as iron
>gold is now worth as much as iron
really gets the ol noggin joggin

>Wealth is relative to communal resources
Woah

Listen magbu if you look up the weight of 700 quintillion dollars of gold, maybe you wouldn’t understand why slamming it into earth at interplanetary speeds isn’t a good idea

Who cares if it plummets the price of gold it would also plummet the price of tech that has gold components

>everyone decked out in gold for shits and giggles, beautiful inlays and plating and leaf everywhere
i fail to see how this is bad in literally any way

You guys realize that gold isn’t wealth and that if gold became plentiful it would lose its value right? You’re not completely retarded hopefully

See take this mutt ^^^ right here as an example to follow
Be Korea like him and less like yourselves

It isn't. It'd be awesome.

Be more* autocorrecting nigger

>Be Korea
>Be more*
how the fuck did autocorrect manage that

It would make us richer just for the industrial value.

well it was an article. we had a full on discussion about it on pol about a year ago.
here how you get rich:
gold has the best conductivity, yet its so expensive. now, with this astroid, gold drops to the cheapest price ever, dirt cheap. means that they can use it in any electronics and even make super conductors and entire wiring made of gold(dirt cheap) means everything going to be cheaper, and electricity will become almost free.

>easy access to resources annihilates th economy
top-tier idiot or someone with gold stored away as an investment

I don’t ow m not the monkey who programmed it

M is next to k, so I probably typed kore by accident and it turned it into korea

120 miles across 90% metal Maybe core of a dead planet. Bring to Earth ...What could go wrong?

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Ah yes the industrial value of mining gold

Why am I not surprised the literal jew of the thread thinks having a mountain of gold would make him rich

The only reason to use gold over copper for electronics applications like wiring is for either aesthetics/to get attention or for corrosion resistance, copper is both a better heat and electrical conductor than gold.
The reason it's used for sails and similar ultra-thin applications is because it's the most malleable metal and can basically remain together over large area scales even at thicknesses of a couple atoms.
It wouldn't plummet it, they don't use a freaking ton of gold, they electroplate extremely small amounts on critical components that can't corrode.
Gold is only uniquely aesthetic because it's rarity makes it expensive so it's associated with wealth and shit so that makes it seem cooler, really it's just a shiny yellow metal, what makes it more aesthetic than titanium nitride coatings or chromium?

WHERE DA GOLD IS?!

This.

You fuckwits realize that scarcity is what dictates value, right?

If I have infinite gold it's worth zero fucking dollars.

Gold is worthless now faggot. Worth is dictated by use, and since gold stopped being a regulatory force on the markets, it's just another rare piece of shit. It would have far more worth in larger quantities, that would allow us to use it on an industrial scale, experiment with possible alloys etc.

I think he meant having a trillion ton asteroid crash into earth would probably MANUALLY destroy its economy, which lets be fair it absolutely would

Man i'd love to fuck around with gold like you can with aluminum
imagine all the fun alloys you can make with it
imagine buying gold foil at home depot or something like you can with copper sheet
gold is such a fun metal, if it was cheap as dirt it would be a net gain to society

>Worth is dictated by use

incorrect

Tell me all about the myriad industrial uses and value of gold.
Outside of minor use in computer electronics and minor, secondary use in electrical wiring and heat sinks/thermocouples, what does it do better than any materials commonly used now like varieties of steel, aluminum, carbon fiber composites, superconductive materials, etc.?
It doesn't have the highest conductivity, silver does followed super closely by copper with gold a distant third.

The yellow shine is reminiscent of the sun.

Technically also incorrect
If you have tons of gold and it isn’t held behind a monopoly it would be cheap, meaning you could easily construct entire houses out of solid gold or things like that, but it wouldn’t be worthless, value is anything that you can use rom gives you power, all ressources you have the power to utilise have value

>Land on an asteroid
Do normies really think this is how it works?

It would be like making sand currency.
A Big Mac would cost 3 tons of sand.

This 100%

>noah smith

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Based and sol invictus pilled, the Jews and their lackeys fear the unconquerable sun

kore
more

I think people here are actually too stupid to realize that precious metals only have value because theyre precious. At least for the most part

>incorrect
incorrect

Just stick a few parachutes on it. Problem solved.

i can see your nose david

Most people are terrifyingly stupid, to the point thy can’t be considered human

But you need to be careful not to fall into the second less oblivious fallacy and say that it becomes worthless if you have too much of it, more of anything, especially production is always good, scarcity bad

Why bother going to space to mine asteroids for resources. That's a waste. We have niggers in Africa we need to feed instead.

Based and ksp pilled

>everyone gets gold
>everyone rich
What seems to be the problem?

Gold rises and falls in value. There are better forms of financial security that never lose value. Pic related.

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>If it was an asteroid full of pussy.. Pussy would be wothless.

This timeline.

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> Print quadrillions of dollars
> Everyone rich
what seems to be the problem

>the final boss against the Jews hoarding gold will be an asteroid filled with gold

You can’t make this shit up. The world really is just

Why do you think there has been such a huge push to buy gold? Why do you think people constantly remind you that it only goes up in value? They are selling off their gold because it will be useless once the metor lands

God is giving us a gift!

we could all go back to a gold standard.
Or force people to get it from space as a barrier to entry.

>not redirecting asteroids towards your enemy

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Gold would now be as common as coal

Central banks would rage so hard it would be hilarious

>gold now as common as iron
>gold is now worth as much as iron
Imagine thinking that gold and iron have exactly the same properties and uses.

quintilian?

That make it a Jewsteroid?

Well they’re right, having 700 quintillion dollars won’t make anyone richer.

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we wuz kungz

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Funny thing is, modern times have been struck by an asteroid of pussy, and pussy is in fact worthless. Now finding a worthwhile wife and mother on the other hand.....

That's why I said for the most part. It's still useful for production purposes, but its value will drop entirely. Also, overall, the gold isn't really an expensive component in computers from what I understand