>Coronavirus: Comedian Paul Chuckle reveals he has been suffering from COVID-19
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>Goats take over empty streets of Llandudno
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>Police told to stop being overzealous wankers during "lockdown"
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>Foreign Office links up with airlines to fly stranded Britons home
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>Prince Charles out of self-isolation
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Nadiya Husseins willy
milkin it but fuck off and also tell me what you want me to record tomorra
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nth for moaty
I was just about to make a thread wtf
#pray for ismil mahmeg abdunubeldgwenebe
Britain will come out good in the end. Even the Norf lads are staying in now. I personally just hope we do well enough to smile at the rest of the world and say we did a good job in the end.
you always make such shit threads and then you doxx yourself
Kek, nice, I knew it'd pay off in the end
Newfag
is the Savory 99 a real thing?
Just come back you big spazz
My dog is German
My coffee is Colombian
My IT is Indian
My car is English
My food is Italian
My TV is Japanese
My diamonds are South African
My licorice is Australian
My computer is Chinese
My wine is French
And I am an American.
The reason why the USA is the smartest and best at everything is because we are a combination of all the best things in the world.
More freedom, better quality of life, and more family oriented than Europeans, despite not even being 250 years old.
As a result, we work hard, don't have sex before marriage, and we get down and dirty building things in our garages.
As the saying goes: all social movements begin in Europe, and technological movements begin in America, which is why we will find the cure for coronavirus
Been making a few.
Cant say anything controversial now though so it's no fun
Counties/regions we are not hearing about anymore
>Germany
>France
>all of Africa
>all of the middle east
>Sweden
>Russia
>South America
>India
>South Korea
>Japan
Countries we are hearing about
>USA
>Italy
>Spain
>China (but only to tell you that it's alright now)
why is this
Muttbabble.
is he right?
i'm sayin it loud; black, british PROUD
you like em a bit new dont ye tho
Good to see you're still around though mate.
Food pictures and more that's missed. Come back or I'll stab you in the fucking neck
i follow Ainsley on instagram and he's an absolute gem with a great soul and a beautiful dog
But Daisyfag's made you a meme and everything
Go on virgin, get this down ya
What the fuck Manhands.
Funny how uber leftist Stephen king lives in Maine, the highest percentage white possible in the USA
>Nothing of technological worth is made in the US without British technology.
>Nothing of financial worth is achieved without British financial institutions.
>Nothing is successfully accomplished militarily without British and Commonwealth support (i.e. Iraq, Afghanistan)
Keep living in clown world buddy. I'm watching your COVID19 press briefing right now and I'm cringing.
reminder that only 9% of cases in the UK end with "recovery". our strain of the virus has a 91% CFR. going by the government's expections of 80% of the population catching the virus, we can expect around 48 million deaths, going by the official population figures.
>that combo of mushroom jacket and patina pocket square
nice
We miss you, come back Cumbrian knigth
Fuck off Doommong
Years ago I worked for NatWest credit cards and I spoke to him on the phone, really nice down to earth guy, unlike that posh twat from To the Manor Born
This has to be bait. You can't honestly think like that?
Not really tbqh
Reported for threats
It is a nice meme
The age of the super mutant is upon us!
Why are you an incel without a huge titcow nationalist gf like Laura Towler? What's your fucken excuse mate. Go on. Tell me.
13 YEAR OLD DEAD
>13 YEAR OLD DEAD
13 YEAR OLD DEAD
theguardian.com
FUCKFUCKFUCK
that's comfy as hell to hear. lucky you user!
LMFAO that fucking name
It's a paki so who cares
You are just posting it for (you's) now aren't you? fuck off spastic
>o say can you see
Two girls I used to fancy now work for the NHS and both have put on about 12 stone each since leaving school. Why are they all so fat?
gfs dad has the virus
>trump is still talking about the virus magically disappearing
he's still shilling his chloroquine snake oil too, even though there's no evidence of it working
>It is a nice meme
thanks for the you, mong
better like this
lel
Popular girls at girl turn into flabs, the geeky ones who were unpopular become the qts.
Explain yourselves
Staff food in the NHS is subsidized
a lasagna sandwich, that looks so tasty
>what are aircraft carriers
Have they got bfs/husbands? Girls often get chubby in their early 20s if they have a beta bf to provide for them
You first.
>Popular girls at girl turn into flabs
uwotm8
updated
no it isnt
alex jones always takes it that bit further that's why he's famous for it
Trump needs to shut up now the stream has gone on for too long now everyone is looking tired lol
It's just a paki user don't worry
Constant snacking and sitting on their arses.
Physio nurses are usually fit though.
ever pumped a bird m8? i dont think so.
sex education isn't shit but i don't think i'm the target audience
Lol did you put lasagne inside a toast sandwich?
That is superb lol, amazing
incorrect
imagine thinking i have one of the lowest power levels here
i commandeer entire threads whenever i post m8
beaut
No. They left school and joined the NHS and they went from being tiny qts to being absolutely enormous. I mean huge. One was less than 8 stone when she was 18 and used to ride horses all the time. Now she looks like she only eats chicken nuggets.
kek
Is this the 'return of nads' installment?
*school, fucking school ffs.
Watch Anna Karenina!
But aircraft carriers are British, as is the steam catapult, and angled flightdeck, and, ramp.
that graph has been doctored
Yeah, we're good. We started with herd immunity to slow things down. Now we are in a lockdown to slow further. We took our medical cache from the EU when Brexit was confirmed. We also have the NHS. It's rated by (((The WHO))) as the 18th best health service in the world. It is literally the best and it's on it's knees from under funding. We will be fine.
people only reply to you when you're talking to me and it fucking kills you
you tripfags are alright
you've got girls on the brain lad
either way i'm not one of the weakest by a long stretch heh
people talk about you when youre talking to me
>It's just a paki
sauce? big if true, corona chan i taking nuff pakis.
>/cvg/ predicted this.
Maybe pakis have more ace-2 receptors for the viron to bind to
>It is a nice meme
oh wait you said it is a nice meme I read it as, is it a nice meme.
i'm a spastic
Imagine complaining about a woman getting nice and plump for her man. What a bunch of fucking nonces, the lot of ya. Should be absolutely ashamed. The architect should sort you out.
people always talk about me, and the only reason i'm talking to you is because i feel bad for you not getting any (you)s on the song
Approved
Haven't we all.
what would lasagna-sandwich be in itallian? give it a nice sounding name for Nads
Or maybe the wipe their arses with their left hands and eat food that's fallen on the floor?
>the smartest
>buys his technology from China
Ok retard.
I suppose water is considered British too.
You europeans are too full of yourself, especially considering that we protect you militarily full time and have since the end of WWII
Well, anyway lads, keep in mind I care about you, mhh?
no more sex for you
>MAYBE YOU SHOULDN'T BE LIVING HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!
i'll give it a whirl
goin ta bed now night
Why are you so mad that your navy is practically a 1:1 copy of ours only larger.
i fucking hate manhands
Oi mate, were you just chatting up my missus? You're cruising for a bruising you fucking virgin.
it isn't on netflix lad just checked
You're too pure for this place.
il panino di lasagne