/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2779

► Detected: 854,609 (+69,870) ► Died: 42,043 (+4,270) ► (Reset: -03:03:07)

— 3.8 billion people put under lockdown —
— 205 countries and territories infected —
— 2.2x more confirmed deaths than swine flu pandemic —
— 2,489 different strains have been sequenced —

>NEWS
White House expects US to peak in 2 weeks
youtu.be/zpbEyfl3vpg

Trump: If we did nothing, you would have death all over
youtu.be/zpbEyfl3vpg

Trump: This is not the flu, it's vicious
youtu.be/zpbEyfl3vpg

Spain doesn't report cases discovered post-mortem
archive.is/lVnXv

13 year old in Britain dies, no previous conditions
archive.is/sQLRT

>RESEARCH
17 year old in the US dies after being denied treatment
archive.is/xyG7g

"Recovered" in Japan sick again: reinfected or dormant
archive.is/HjykE

Israeli "recovered" case tests positive again
archive.is/TV8DS

Survives up to 9 days on different materials
archive.is/HsmZ9

Patients infectious after "recovery"
archive.is/tjjat

>REMINDER
Beijing scientists: virus probably originated from Wuhan biolab
archive.is/eHOIk

China figures don't add up, likely simulated
archive.is/gzUVo

Germany "lost" 2,000 samples before testing them
archive.is/l2fXg

H1N1 estimates took DNA-confirmed deaths and multiplied by 15
archive.is/r5wbT

White House admits they lack tests
archive.is/mJkTy

>LIVE
youtu.be/qgylp3Td1Bw

>LATEST CASES
22:39: 69 new cases in Nevada, United States.
22:22: 339 new cases and 18 new deaths in Colorado, United States.
22:20: 138 new cases and 2 new deaths in Texas, United States.
22:16: First death in Hawaii, United States.
22:15: 897 new cases and 9 new deaths in Georgia, United States.
22:13: 554 new cases and 2 new deaths in Israel.

>SOURCES
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coronavirus.1point3acres.com/en
twitter.com/AlfredMMMC/status/1245123322796371968?s=20
youtube.com/watch?v=3w_WPHvSOpE
zeihan.com/coronavirus-epidemic-guide-the-american-and-european-edition/
youtube.com/watch?v=wmin5WkOuPw
informationisbeautiful.net/visualizations/covid-19-coronavirus-infographic-datapack/
web.archive.org/web/20200324174551/https://informationisbeautiful.net/visualizations/covid-19-coronavirus-infographic-datapack/
youtube.com/watch?v=3IAiDre7ucQ
youtube.com/watch?v=OHq3-cqCogc
google.co.uk/amp/s/news.sky.com/story/amp/coronavirus-the-data-suggests-the-uk-is-on-course-for-many-thousands-of-deaths-11966517
youtube.com/watch?v=7mnoVAyydqs
twitter.com/Breaking911/status/1245078486626295809
youtu.be/yWh9l8RSkPk
youtube.com/watch?v=wpV-gGA4PSk
worldometers.info/coronavirus/
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twitter.com/racheljulie/status/1245114069339852802?s=20
sciencedirect.com/science/article/pii/S0399077X20300858
youtube.com/watch?v=4y_DWWqtu8I
twitter.com/SFWRedditVideos

I want medical masks with cute cat mouths on them

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Niggas, do y'all realize that the coronavirus is just a cold, right? I'm not joking, the common cold is literally caused by coronavirus. Imagine panicking over the common cold.

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Nevada governor reverses decision on banning the coronavirus's cure.
justthenews.com/government/federal-agencies/nevada-governor-will-allow-chloroquin-be-prescribed-covid-19#.XoOwnpWlzwU.twitter

>cough and extra time after smoking a cig

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Italy confirmed peaked?

my gf has one.

Warning this man has escaped from the quarantine
>Warning this man has escaped from the quarantine
Contact local police if you spot this individual
>Contact local police if you spot this individual

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*YAWN*

Wake me up when something ACTUALLY happens.

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Just a flu, get to work wagies

WHEN WILL THIS PANDEMIC PEAK WORLDWIDE?

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I'MMA SAY IT

YOU CAN'T STOP ME

HERE I GO

WATCH OUT

BIG TIME

N

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You WILL be part of the 100,000, right?

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no one cares anymore old meme

SARS is a coronavirus too. There are many coronaviruses, some are more dangerous than others.

NooooOOOooo you cannot panic! Think about the stonks

Did Gary die?

Nothing has changed yet

NO NEW CASES
CHINA NUMBER OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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Fuck

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>(+69,870)
>(Reset: -03:03:07)

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this is fucking retarded

If anyone has the hospitals by their balls right now, it's the nurses and doctors. Wanna bar them from coming to work? Sure, go ahread, but you'll be shooting yourself in the foot later on and other hospitals, fuck even improvised shelters will take them with kisses.

I mean, it's one thing to be American, but it's another to be on another level of retarded.

Are grocery stores still empty where y'all live?

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141,314 till 1mill

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NO NOT THE DIARRHEA!!!!!!!!

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Llmao 89000 dead
How long has it been 89000
4 days? 5 days?

Full scale panic when she hits number 1

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>A flat chest is hard to be a 10.
>A flat pandemic is hard to be a killer.

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do you guys think the USA will menage to really quarantine like europe? won't they just riot because MUH FREEDOM

TWO
NOTHING
WRONG
WITH
ME

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O

>COUNTRIES LIST
United States 186,046 (3,807) Italy 105,792 (12,428) Spain 95,923 (8,464) China 81,518 (3,305) Germany 71,808 (775) France 52,128 (3,523) Iran 44,605 (2,898) United Kingdom 25,150 (1,789) Switzerland 16,605 (433) Turkey 13,531 (214) Belgium 12,775 (705) Netherlands 12,595 (1,039) Austria 10,180 (128) South Korea 9,786 (162) Canada 8,505 (101) Portugal 7,443 (160) Brazil 5,717 (201) Israel 4,831 (20) Australia 4,712 (20) Norway 4,641 (39) Sweden 4,435 (180) Czech Republic 3,308 (31) Ireland 3,235 (71) Denmark 2,860 (90) Malaysia 2,766 (43) Chile 2,738 (12) Russia 2,337 (17) Poland 2,311 (33) Romania 2,245 (82) Ecuador 2,240 (75) Luxembourg 2,178 (23) Philippines 2,084 (88) Japan 1,953 (56) Pakistan 1,938 (26) Thailand 1,651 (10) Saudi Arabia 1,563 (10) Indonesia 1,528 (136) Finland 1,418 (17) India 1,397 (35) South Africa 1,353 (5) Greece 1,314 (49) Iceland 1,135 (2) Dominican Republic 1,109 (51) Mexico 1,094 (28) Panama 1,075 (27)…

>LATEST CHANGES
United States +22,258 (+666) Italy +4,053 (+837) Spain +7,967 (+748) Germany +4,923 (+130) France +7,578 (+499) Iran +3,110 (+141) United Kingdom +3,009 (+381) Switzerland +683 (+74) Turkey +2,704 (+46) Belgium +876 (+192) Netherlands +845 (+175) Austria +562 (+20) South Korea +125 (+4) Canada +1,057 (+12) Portugal +1,035 (+20) Brazil +1,087 (+38) Israel +136 (+4) Australia +252 (+1) Norway +196 (+7) Sweden +407 (+34) Czech Republic +307 (+8) Ireland +325 (+17) Denmark +283 (+13) Malaysia +140 (+6) Chile +289 (+4) Russia +501 (+8) Poland +256 (+2) Romania +136 (+17) Ecuador +274 (+13) Luxembourg +190 (+1) Philippines +538 (+10) Pakistan +221 (+5) Thailand +127 (+1) Saudi Arabia +110 (+2) Indonesia +114 (+14) Finland +66 (+4) India +146 (+3) South Africa +27 (+2) Greece +102 (+3) Dominican Republic +208 (+9) Mexico +101 (+8) Peru +115 (+6) Argentina +146 (+3) Colombia +108 (+2) Serbia +115 (+7)…

>FULL LISTS
pastebin.com/raw/S29XMKEr

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>they had to move the goal post so it won't hurt the stonks too much
What did they forget to include? Death by old age?

>Nuh uh iz al comon col
If they actually believe that, its good they'll die.

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>First coronavirus death in Botswana only a day after they reported their first cases

hoax news lads

State-level dashboard with historical graphs:
coronavirus.1point3acres.com/en

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ecuadorians are starting to burn corpses themselves in the streets

>twitter.com/AlfredMMMC/status/1245123322796371968?s=20

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>INTERNET PROVIDERS ARE SHUTTING DOWN GLOBALLY
INTERNET PROVIDERS ARE SHUTTING DOWN GLOBALLY

Source of graph/how do I view it daily?

nope, you're seeing the effects of /lockdown/, which is only meant to public transmission

6 days from now you'll see a spike from same household transmission, because they decided to send MILD SYMPTOMS HOME

wave 1 phase 2, repeat of wuhan

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TOO MANY STRAINS
NO VACCINE
100% INFECTION
youtube.com/watch?v=3w_WPHvSOpE

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>Covid deaths
99% are with comorbidities with an average age of 79. Any death with covid was ruled as a covid death in Italy, which they only test the sick in hospital.
>Muh death rate
Research, SKorea, Japan, Taiwan, Germany, Austria etc show that 80-90% of cases are asymptomatic. This brings total fatality below 1%.
>Case # skyrocketing!
We are testing more, it only makes sense. This also brings the mortality rate lower.
>What about the testing methods?
With a false positive rate of 80% reported by the FDA, it tests for the same genes in the common cold.
>But this country has a high fatality rate!
They only test the people who are hospitalized. When compared to the flu by hospitalized, flu has a mortality rate of 10%.
>Muh stockerinos/get to work goy
The people who are the freest from stocks and Jews are small businesses being destroyed from this while mega corps thrive. 45 million unemployed. You think it'll get better?

(you)(YoU)

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Peepee poopoo diarrhea

I love the fact that everyone suddenly stopped sucking China’s dick the moment it wasn’t profitable to do so, now they notice the blatant lies, how heroic, meanwhile a Ukrainian stalking forum was able to immediately tell they were lying and deduce how many are dead by levels of particulates in the air and numbers of deactivated cellphones.

How is Yas Forums this good?

kek

Today a healthy 13 year old became the youngest to die out of today’s 400 deaths.

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>dude trust me

You cant die because of old age

We''re at 4270 deaths now, will she beat diabeetus tonight?

Source that shit, spanish rape baby.

This will not end well

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We already have natural quarantines built in to the country due to our spread-out nature.
zeihan.com/coronavirus-epidemic-guide-the-american-and-european-edition/

youtube.com/watch?v=wmin5WkOuPw

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>Source: dude trust me

No, he might be infected though

Guys... I don't feel so good tonight...
I think I won't see the end of the week...
guys why is so blur here...
g

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Just a flu bro

noooo not the niggerinos

out of TP, disinfectant, freh chicken, tortillas, and tylenol.
pretty well stocked on everything else though

Someone need to post this to that tweet guy, Mitchel, wasn't it?, with the tweet about that nobody care/make graphs about the shitters

>Using data for the other causes of death from day 1 but only updating covid
You realize the flus kill count is still higher per day right?

Retarded, common cold is a rhinovirus

We don't have an official line to meet. We have no face to save so we're free to speak truth.

>They
There is no they, the original website removed the graph rather than admit it was killing the most per day now for infectious diseases
informationisbeautiful.net/visualizations/covid-19-coronavirus-infographic-datapack/
web.archive.org/web/20200324174551/https://informationisbeautiful.net/visualizations/covid-19-coronavirus-infographic-datapack/

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She'll be next to diabetes tommrow, she'll probably land under strokes at peak realistly

>FUTURE MARKETS
United States (-0.53%) Germany (-0.47%) France (-0.78%) United Kingdom (-0.61%) Italy (+0.29%) Switzerland (-0.15%) Spain (+1.03%) Austria (+3.37%) Poland (+2.88%) Netherlands (-0.11%) Hungary (0.00%) Russia (+3.45%) Greece (+0.00%) Brazil (-3.86%) Japan (-0.20%) Hong Kong (+1.36%) China (-0.88%) Australia (+0.14%) Singapore (+1.76%) India (+3.20%) South Korea (+2.15%) Taiwan (+0.32%) South Africa (+2.03%)

>LIVE TRAFFIC
Sydney (-43%) Tokyo (-37%) Beijing (-20%) Wuhan (-7%) New Delhi (-17%) Dubai (-3%) Moscow (-1%) Rome (-4%) Milan (-7%) Berlin (-5%) Munich (-3%) Brussels (-4%) Paris (-7%) Madrid (-2%) Barcelona (-10%) London (-17%) Johannesburg (0%) Sao Paulo (-58%) Buenos Aires (-27%) New York (-47%) Washington (-42%) Miami (-36%) Toronto (-40%) Chicago (-48%) Houston (-42%) Mexico City (-40%) Los Angeles (-38%) Seattle (-17%)

>LOCKDOWNS AGGREGATE
India (1.3b) China (760m) United States (261m) Pakistan (211m) Mexico (129m) Egypt (97m) Germany (82m) Philippines (70m) Brazil (66m) France (66m) United Kingdom (66m) Italy (60m) South Africa (56m) Colombia (49m) Spain (46m) Argentina (44m) Ukraine (42m) Poland (37m) Morocco (35m) Peru (32m) Venezuela (32m) Malaysia (31m) Nepal (29m) Australia (24m) Russia (20m) Romania (19m) Netherlands (17m) Ecuador (16m) Rwanda (12m) Belgium (11m) Tunisia (11m) Czech Republic (10m) Dominican Republic (10m) Greece (10m) Portugal (10m)…

>FULL LISTS
pastebin.com/raw/S29XMKEr

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ronilan on reddit

...

look at the movement ONE cluster of degenerate spring breakers from one tiny section of one beach in florida

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Nice satan trips US.

>Supply chain affected
>Global economy collapses
>Civil unrest
>Revolutions
>Empty cities
Post your post-apocalyptic music
youtube.com/watch?v=3IAiDre7ucQ

I’m convinced after reading this 300 times, leaving /cig/ forever thank you so much based retard

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Yet the flu has killed more children
Post source glownigger

He's just block you if you did that. I imagine he has a bunch of tweets about "_____ disease kills more"

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Isreal numbers now at 663, what's going on there?

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COVID-19 stats are flawed. Over reacting to a nothingburger and it's a plot by CCP and globalists to collapse the populist leaders and rollback to kikery.

lmao weren't people saying blacks were immune?

Fuck you juan

How are you guys hanging in there?

youtube.com/watch?v=OHq3-cqCogc

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Mate Yas Forumsacks were autistic enough to find that flag Shia Lebouf was flying by tracking flights and constellations in the night sky. Figuring out how many panheads died is easy work.

You mean this guy?

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She will take all the diabeetus and claim it for herself.

4260 + 4381

>150k people die every day globally
>100k are due to age related illness
Lmao

No ground meat, toilet paper, pain pills and disinfectant
Doubt
Justice

where is this pic frim

+18 cases here

we had one 12 year old girl out of 192 deaths today

Why peepo help

The U.K. government has had the website worldometer remove the written section where it describes daily events in the U.K.
THATS BECAUSE THEY HAVE ONLY GIVEN OUT MISINFORMATION ON THE BBC FAKE NEWS CHANNELS
All weekend they claimed only 6,000 would die in the U.K.
today alone 400 died
They also talked about anyone saying different to them is a conspiracy theorist.
They are criminal in the extreme
Even SKY news today has wrote a thinly veiled piece distancing itself from the lies of the BBC murderers
Here
google.co.uk/amp/s/news.sky.com/story/amp/coronavirus-the-data-suggests-the-uk-is-on-course-for-many-thousands-of-deaths-11966517

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>Calls me a retard and shows an unsourced graph
Refute me or kill yourself

A small country surrounded by people who hate them and filled with sociopaths only looking out for themselves, during a pandemic that requires them to think about others and make sacrifices.

You do the math

This ccp shill is using different tactics this time to convince us. Nice try, Xi

fug why peepo dey no send test keets

youtube.com/watch?v=7mnoVAyydqs

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flu deaths include all pneumonia deaths, only 1% are confirmed to be the virus

Has this been posted yet?
twitter.com/Breaking911/status/1245078486626295809
>xeattle

100,000

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>no open the hecking borders you're helping the globalists with having it all shutdown and ngo's basicly nullified

>webm
Do you have it without that faggot?

So only 50k infected today. I guess things got controlled and will go down from here.

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So how much is the world going to fuck China over after this?

It's the graph they just showed in the white house press conference that's going on right now.

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Oh god here come the conspiracy nuts, funny most seem to be from Britain

This

Help Bill find the same cremation system the nazis used!

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>100k are due to age related illness
>age related
Thats my point, you dont die because of old age but because your body succumbs to something else

dude

India

youtu.be/yWh9l8RSkPk

Retard

Doctors told him that many will be recovering at home, and the medication will speed that up.

Hospitals, when you have a large outbreak, only get those that need oxygen or ICU. If you're mildish, you can recover with Chloroquin in about a week compared to 2-3 weeks.

LMAO

Stay safe anons
youtube.com/watch?v=wpV-gGA4PSk

>our body doesn't know what it is and doesn't know it's dangerous
This likely means that the asymptomatic cases can cause a lot of serious internal damage. It is usually the immune response that makes you feel unwell after all..

N O T H I N G

B U R G E R

Yes it will

jim its is going away, jim it is. kek

Walmart in Williamsburg KY had almost everything stocked

also nobody was social distancing or wearing a mask except for me, truckeranon, and people were looking at me

I actually felt great though, an older black gentleman asked me where I got it and I told him I got it 2 months ago at a lowes in fargo then I wished him luck and to be safe and not to buy any chink shit

LOVE THIS INFO. Please continue

Yes and because the white House said it, it means it's true and in no way can be false.

Are you this fucking retarded?

I thought it was just a flu!

Some random customer said this. Something to do with pedo Hollywood? Too good to be true, obviously.

I hope you checked her satan trips guys.
Pretty nice get.
Waiting for 1488 new deaths in america next.

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worldometers.info/coronavirus/
What are you looking at

>I want to give people a feeling we have a chance
Holy mother of Freudian slips.

USA HIT WORST
U.K. NEXT WORST
(It will transpire if trends continue)
ARE WE UNDER ATTACK?

This has been the best thing ever!
>GF got pink slip
>We will hire you back when this blows over
>I just start working from home
>GF get depressed... crying in bed and shit
>Well guess I will be working from my families cabin
>Work in a cozy cabin in the woods
>GF makes me breakfast and lunch every day (I help with dinner)
>She goes for runs, hikes and shit
>lunch time sex is the best!

Reminder the argiebaker is using a VPN. If you pay attention to his Spanish it's Mexican Spanish not Argentinian. He has slipped up a few times using specific words only a Mexican would use. He's a spic glownigger under CIA payroll and you are all eating it up

Who is this thin lipped faggot and why do you lot care about what he posts on Twitter of all shitholes?

In Italy yes, in America the party is only getting started, most can't pay for the test here, many are infected and are just hoping for the best in cities
I always forget about them

DETROIT IS GOING DOWN NEXT HAHAHAHA BURN IT ALL DOWN

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I was just giving you the source, I didn't even read you full argument with the other guy.

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And these numbers per country are unchanged. If Corona was killing more, we would see a spike in mortality

> In vitro data suggest that chloroquine inhibits SARS Cov-2 replication.
> In past research, chloroquine has shown in vitro activity against many different viruses, but no benefit in animal models.
> Chloroquine has been proposed several times for the treatment of acute viral diseases in humans without success.
> The outcomes of some current clinical trials of chloroquine in China have been announced, without access to the data.
> Peer review of the results and an independent assessment of the potential benefit for patients are essential.

Dont get your hopes high for a cure anytime soon.
It doesnt work in people.

sciencedirect period com /science /article /pii /S0166354220301145

Florida is based for helping Corona-chan spread. I love my state

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>what are you
>a faggot little nuthingburger

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Think we're ahead of the burgers in stage of pandemic.

After them its off to India then Africa.

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Ok Chang, if not a chink stoo watching that tool Alex Jones, he flip flooped on this hard

>Corona Chan is slowly Redpilling Bill
Nice

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>those COPD daily deaths
What the living fuck. Its that common...

Please screencap those examples and present it.

>wholesome moments with gf and not hiding alone in your basement with your supplies
You disgusting freak

>obituary page is 10 times longer than normal
>funeral homes full
>can't cremeate all the bodies
>"No it's just a statistical error of misclassifying deaths"
Not to mention
>hospitals full
>all the people that die of other things because they can't get treatment

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Checked

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You brought a lot of young Jewish people to the conservative party. Thanks for that, Yas Forums,
Now don't run them off.

QC

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Italy does not have it under control, nor are they anywhere near a peak. Italy has stopped testing. That is the only reason they appear to have fewer cases. In reality they're still dying and getting sick exponentially just like before.

Don't forget to wash your hands

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i'll laugh so hard if he gets it

holy fucking based

vg.no/nyheter/innenriks/i/awQ7J5/oslo-universitetssykehus-trekker-aandedrettsvern-usikkerhet-rundt-kvaliteten

CHINA SENT DEFECTIVE N95 MASKS TO NORWAY ASWELL.
DELIBERATE BIO WARFARE.

These glowniggers are sitting next to him in the glowbase

How is africa doing? Will it kill aids africans?

>WHAT WILL HAPPEN ONCE IT HITS AFRICA AND INDIA THE WAY IT HIT THE USA

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Don't worry Trump is a hapooner again now, the tables have turned again.

71k. It was 100k yesterday and also the day before.

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So after this, can we all agree the importance of the state? Can you imagine dealing this with private companies?

Is metokur going to do a stream I thought he said he was going to do one last sunday?

Do any of you know bill mitchell in person? No. He isn't real. Bill mitchell is a hoax

Then why are we still under for flu deaths and still under the annual average of elderly deaths? You could generate the same headlines every year

75% of the 99% of deaths have 3+ comorbidities. 3. The other 25% have 1 and all have a median age of 79. All covid deaths were stacked as covid caused despite these comorbidities.

The "worst hit" are just the ones with best testing.
We will never know the true corona cup winner. China and Iran are the top 2 right now I would guess. Turkey and India in the top 10 I'm sure if we knew their actual numbers.

jim we did a great job i don't think you're fair jim

Why would anyone be surprised at this point?

yeah kill him with fire. normie...

wuhan is fine, they are opening malls. abc news told me so and the ccp told them and i dont think they would lie about that

Trump's latest conference.

Apefrica is getting ravahed now, it's just that no one cares about them

ABSOLUTE COLLAPSE

Trump can be a really good speaker when he wants to

incalculable
>spread via gaseous fecal fumes
the ganges river will literally be a plague flow and the entire atmosphere will be saturated in coronachan

>How is africa doing?
We probably will never know. They are not testing

We need a compilation of this shit really

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Hows Bill taking the lockdown extension?

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AIDS is an underlying health condition so yes they're fugged

timestamp?

no he ded. at least his hdd is

>pandemic hits, hard
>thousands of confirmed cases/deaths a day
>world panics
>entire world closes down
>numbers start to dip a bit but still keep coming in
>that means it’s over
>when even destroying the economy only slows it down a bit
What fantastic world these people live in

This is the most glownigger post in weeks

>muhhh 19% cfr
>muhhh just look at italy broooo
/cvg/ btfo eternally

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60k yesterday. 69k today

Where are the NYC Sulfur Dioxide Body Burn Maps?
Are they bring suppressed?

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You know whats fucking stressful?
My mother had to go the hospital today for something unrelated to corona.

It's the last fucking place you want to be right now.

i think his hard drive crashed or something like that, those ccp shills been very active latey around jim

He's terrible, incompetent and needs to go away. Get some actual experts to handle this or die.

No its not. In lockdown countries diseases like influenza are now almost non-existental. But if it makes you sleep at night.

>not being part of the 0.0003%
>yuropoors btfo

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belgium, netherlands, Norway probably to all of them

Yeah no shit the weakest people are the first to die of any disease. They won't be the last. Chart updated 20 minutes ago

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canada is on their way to pass korea WHAT THE FUCK LEAF BROS YOU SAID YOU WERE STRONG BECAUSE OF MUH SNOW!

no theyre just putting all the bodies in ice trucks until they can mass burn or bury them

> Brazil 5,717 (201)

It's okay.

>we are just having a 500% increase in deaths vs normal because
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Is farmanon here?

Oh it grew to 71k in the last 30 min

Depressed as fuck. Lots of people are gonna die and the economy is already dead. These retarded ass bailouts will backfire big time. Corporate fucks have absolutely no sense of self preservation.

I need the original of this again, I didn't save it first time

It was 60k yesterday. Are you using EST or GMT to get to this number? Where do you get those numbers?

its probably at the end when he spoke to CNN's jim about if trump acted too late. dont know time stamp they be ending soon

Burgers, I thought the reason why your healthcare was so expensive was that it was better?

twitter.com/racheljulie/status/1245114069339852802?s=20

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Really wish we could destroy China's economy after this holy shit fuck them

As long as she wore a mask she should be ok, coronavirus patients are shipped off to their own wards not just clogging up the corridors

Maybe have a user be a champ and go undercover, if anyome is deeling bold it would be a good op for a foot soilder

You're an idiot, and there are several things going way over your head. For one, the infections and deaths from this virus are growing exponentially. Comparing a static number to an evergrowing number is moronic. Two, you're comparing an entire year of deaths to a virus that has only been around less than a month in America. And three, the flu death statistics that come out yearly are inflated by at least 15 times their actual confirmed numbers. Nothing you're saying holds any water whatsoever.

>99% are with comorbidities
A comorbidity that includes high blood pressure, which +50% of +40 year olds have.
>Any death with covid was ruled as a covid death in Italy
By analyzing excess mortality, there actually seem to be more deaths than what is reported in Italy and Spain. That is, many deaths caused by covid 19 are not classified as such.

>show that 80-90% of cases are asymptomatic
This number is so off that it can only be called a blatant lie.

why?

How does it compare to yesterday? Less or more?

>Here's a linear graph literally reporting 10% of the projected death count from a week ago and 5% from 2 weeks ago
Back peddal harder faggot
Of course the elderly die, we have 100k deaths/day of elderly people you fucking retard

the bailouts are a lot weirder than we fully realize, the fed is making giant moves to buy up everything

Anyone got the screenshot of the tweet where some chink in American bought several tonnes of ventilators and sent it back to China?

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Still no cases in best korea

How can country be so based

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>no pneumonia-sama
>no diarrhea-kun
>no flu onii-chan
>no tbc-sensei
>no corona-chan using gemmation to spawn the burnette one
you are not gonna win the next meme war

He is the king of copium-huffing boomer nothingburgerism. We've been following his insane backpedaling and denialism for at least six weeks now. It's pretty entertaining. I'd be more excited if he got corona'd than if trump did, that's how yin he is to the /cvg/ yang.

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It's 12% without health conditions. It's dishonest to claim that someone with diabetes dying of COVID doesn't count.

Means nothing though, they still died from the being affected by SARS-2. Don't try to make us believe that they didn't die from SARS-2.

uh bro?

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No matter what time zone, there was never a 100k increase in 24 hours

RIGHT NOW ON TV
BBC is saying all countries must get Chinese monitoring tech and spy on all people 24/7 to control them.
This virus is a weapon
This is is crazy it’s really happening
The media are the enemies of mankind

>A FUCKING RAIN PONCHO

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lmao so close, take my energy Corona-Chan and kill EVERYONE

>200k deaths
>149k deaths

Nothingburger confirmed

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>linear
oh nononononononononon

Just got a flu and I thought I was about to die. I have no fever, I might be fine. Shit, I'm being fucking paranoic. If I still alive after this I swear I'm gonna kill some chinks.

Dont forget Brazil...

Something about being handed a flimsy "one size fits most" rain poncho in a serious pandemic is making me howl with laughter. What a bizarre timeline.

A coronavirus is a virus with those little crown things sticking out of it. That's why it's called a coronavirus

I'm not saying otherwise but his is the man in charge that many in the US listen to. If he tells them to jump they jump and all the shitposting in these threads comes from Trumpfags and Xibots

Artfags can male them easy, all we have to do is ask

while the rest of the world is in lockdown, they keep firing missiles for fun/tests. Truly based

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You mean that infected tracker thing which South Korea used?

You are a fucking tit and your mum is going to die soon

inb4 all that shit turns out to be defective garbage.

>dude trust me

Yes user, now that this disease exists; people do not die of heart attacks, cancer, old age etc.
Nice critical thinking Einstein.

She's been having mysterious blood pressure spikes for more than a year now which doctors can't find the cause for.

Perfectly fine heart lungs and kidneys so who the fuck knows.
It spiked to 200 despite being on meds
Pros of going to the hospital is that she did get all the extra lung photos to check for pneumonia (she most likely has had corona three weeks ago and got over it within 3 days)

>No Evidence of Rapid Antiviral Clearance or Clinical Benefit with the Combination of Hydroxychloroquine and Azithromycin in Patients with Severe COVID-19 Infection


sciencedirect.com/science/article/pii/S0399077X20300858

OH NONONONONONONONONON
BUT ELON PUT HIS STOCKS ON IT!!11!11!1!!!

He lives in Miami so his chances of getting infected are high and he will die because some shit black nurse can't do her job.

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>linear graph
user, I...

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Yeah but why does he have the blue check mark of the shabbos goy? From what I can gather he's a mid-60s nobody who posts on Twitter all day.

ending the student loan program would go a long way towards stopping this type of brainwashing.

when a university is no longer being subsidized by government tax money and has to compete in an open market it will trim the fat.

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I tell you what, my paranoia is through the fucking roof, my hands literally burn every time I touch an alien surface in public, and I am hyperaware of every single coofer and their coofs

You know, what board did that came from here?

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F-F-FAKE NEWS

how was the hospital? packed?

Be more specific fag

That thinking makes no sense, people die of other things anyways.
Who are most deaths attributed to? Old people. The people who pass away all the time from other things. Just cause they had COVID doesn't mean they died of it.

because at the same time last year 80% less deaths, because they werent having all those normal diseases? fucking retard

Nudes?

So when do you expect it to turn right?

>one size fits most

Fuck i missed that lmao

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daily cases we are way above previous peak now

>bc says we only have 43 new cases when we have 7 in ICU in my small health region
wtf BC you seriously expect people to believe we have such a small case number when Quebec is at 4000 cases and we just hit 1000?? fuck

the entire world's ruling elite is panicking for no reason but you, a retard from uruguay has it figured out. i am not an expert on logic and brain thinking and stuff but that seems highly unlikely to me.

Lol
>In NYC
>bitches that Federal gov is to blame for their lack of PPE

youtube.com/watch?v=4y_DWWqtu8I
Literally whats happening

>Isreal numbers now at 663, what's going on there?
Local haredim driving up the numbers from their stubborn refusal to change how their religious services run much like their counterparts in NYC. Your local followers of the religion of peace are contributing to a similar dynamic in NL and other Western European countries.