Why is Corsica not part of Italy?
Because is soiled with stinky fr*nch.
Do you really not know why?
If Italy can't kill SanMarino and the papal state then they have no chance with that big boy.
whats wrong with french?
Corsicans hate beeing governed by the French so I highly doubt that they would enjoy beeing under Italian rule.
>that map
>taking Gagauz cancer out of our hands
YES PLEASE!
Why do you have autism?
HANDS OFF ISTRA DAGO
FOIBE AWAIT ANY SPHAGETTI FUCK WHO DARES TO SET FOOT ON OUR CLAY
NOW COOF FOR ME LUIGI
COOF HARDER
French are basically a breed between niggers and jewsthey smell like shit, think they are the centre of the world , they are greedy, uneducated and overall, they are french.
I'd rather let a rumeno in than a french.
Why don't Romania and Italy split Yugoslavia between themselves and LARP as the Eastern and Western Roman Empire?
>R*mania exists
Lel, imagine Italy sticking its nose into balkan buisness. The number of pizza removals would be atrocious.
They'd get constantly assraped by partisans until their military withdrew and then we'd have to genocide what civilian colonists they brought and toss them into caverns.
no thank you, keep them pls
Because romania larps as the Western Roman Empire and Russia larps as the Eastern Roman Empire. The ammount od cringe in both cases is through the roof and somewhear beyond vanAllen belts.
Can we all get along and build Lego together?
hows China these days Ping Pong?
But that is top swampland filled with gagauz, magyars, gypsies and russians. Why not take it?
Yes yes we can my mutt friend, add me :)
the byzantine empire was unironically the second roman empire
Will give you Corsica in exchange of Northern Italy.
how is that region and why dont you like it?
>think they are the centre of the worl
They are
*italy loses 50% of its gdp*
yes, but Corsican nationalism is fake and gay. If Corsican independentists weren't absolute faggots they would demand to be integrated to Italian territory.
I wouldn't know, how are the Szekelys?
actually gagauz, magyars and russians > ukrainians, gypsies are shit tier but Ukrainians aren't much better.
Let's take it.
And meanwhile you larp as a sovereign country
Genetically speaking they're closer to Italians than French.
They tried. But they ended up dead roting inside pic related.
Genoa sold it to the French because the Corsicans were getting nationalistic and they weren't prepared to fight them for it.
Aight sure , take it we dont even want corsica, you just have to hug all the people in there tho.
Taci animale e vai a pulire il mio cesso.
>Corsican independentists
>integrated to Italia
I can not take his much retardation.
>Inb4 :That time Slavs larping as Romans beat Slavs larping as Huns.
Flavius would be proud.
>napoleon is the one who attached Corsica to France
wrong. Again, mutts prove they know nothing of European history. The one who took Corsica from the Italians was Louis XV, not Napoleon.
This is precisely why Napoleon ended up in the French military rather than the Italian military you total spastic.
dumbest idea ever
It was sold to France by Genoa to pay off a debt.
The Quarantine is taking its toll on me. I'd gladly hug Corona infected Italian girls.
genova sold it
Fuck you, Balkan scum. I'd rather be a fake Italian than deal with your shit day in and day out. Hopefully another Yugoslav war breaks out and NATO can finally get around to nuking the whole peninsula so that you and the damned turks can burn in hell together.
See, Luigi, that why you can't keep territory.
You are still thinking like a non united country and not willing to fight to help your brothers from the north.
Meanwhile, French and German killed each others in multiple wars for Alsace & Moselle.
The "bynzatine" empire was de jure and de facto still THE Roman empire
>implying italy actually exists
Nah nigger you are wrong , we are forced to be one nation , everyone hates each other.
actually this
start shit, get hit fredo filth
you tried to get it all, and ended up with nothing in the end
ZADAR not ZARA
ISTRA not ISTRIA
DALMACIJA not DALMAZIA
SPLIT not SPALATTO
RIJEKA not FIUME
now cope and seethe some more, fiftysixer
based, adriatic=croat
Lord, how ugly Slavic toponyms sound in comparison with the melodious Romance speech
Well, actually, Istrien is rightful Austrian clay, same as you Pavel
btw, I slightly modified the map
Becuase it's French you little bitch!
Scared small dog barking loud
We conquered u in ww2 and humiliated ur ppl, we can do it again
>We
kek that's a funny way of spelling Wermacht and Luftwaffe
Italy vs Croatia 1v1 and we're in Rome by week 2, and that's assuming you don't just switch sides and join us halfway in week one kek
That was point you spastic retard. If you know anything about Napoleon, you should have gone down the Corsican rabbit hole. user was probably implying with that he's from the island, because he fucking is. Stop thinking that you're smart. You're dumb and kind of an asshole.
They didnt help our front, even for 1945 italy it was like a knife in butter cause ur a weak weak irrelevant country
>has to resort to terror tactics to root out some commie partisans
>can't even do that properly
>gets rekt and has 300k civilians genocided by those same partisans
>nearly loses Trieste as well (had to beg sharts to save you from that South Slavic cock, Tito was still tempted to rape you and Stalin literally had to reign him in to avoid WW3)
I love how you avoid mentioning the fact that it was Germany that conquered Yugoslavia and it was Germany that supplied the occupation forces that actually did anything worthwhile. No Germany = Italy gets raped into compliance within two weeks.
>think they are the centre of the world
Welcome to the real world faggot. All European nations think they are the center of the world at any given point. Hell, even my alpine incest beer slurping competition of a nation thinks they are the shit, despite the fact that we are literally Germanys back alley, the Germanic version of the special ed cousin.
Hell, we're so irrelevant the American postal service kept accidentally sending us Australia's mail because Burgers didn't even know we existed.
fine by me
they are ok
>Hell, we're so irrelevant the American postal service kept accidentally sending us Australia's mail because Burgers didn't even know we existed.
I need some sauce on that
you mad, croat subhuman?
A nigger calling someone else a nigger. Fucking based nigger
It's true. French are easily the ugliest Europeans hands down. Most all have brown eyes, hook noses, poor hygiene and eat weird fucking food.
>WE ARE THE ORIGINAL DENIZENS OF DALMAZIA YOU CAN'T JUST SHOOT US
>*CRACK*