Fucking 7 pm curfew. This is absurd.
Fucking 7 pm curfew. This is absurd
Why can't you just be a nigger before 7 you nigger?
Where them P.R hoes at bro?
Twerk that freedom dawg.
Night curfews are dumb. It’s not like the virus goes to sleep. They just don’t have enough cops to control the streets if there’s public unrest at night.
Night curfews are bread and butter for RWDS. You know where everyone is and there are less witnesses.
>walking around San Juan
>get a text message
>check it and it's from the government
>they've set a curfew from 7PM to 5AM due to coronavirus
>notice everyone is running to get inside
>the time is 6:55
>fuck
>start running back to bungalow
>6:56
>rush past and throw an old lady to the ground
>6:57
>run across the highway and dive into the bushes, barely missing military convoy
>6:58
>stab a Cuban for his coffee shot to move faster
>6:59
>I've made it
>mi madre locked the door, even though we have no lock
>7:00
>fuck
>instantly a large yellow cloud descends from the sky
>screams of terror are heard across the slum
>hear xixixixixixixi and the sound of crunching bat wings grow louder and louder
>join the chorus of screams as I face oblivion
amazing
RWDS in Puerto Rico would be like reenacting Doom Eternal in real life.
How long you think this curfew is lasting?
Protip: forever
November is my guess
I hope it ends soon, fuck.
>7pm
pffft
Here in Lima is from 6pm and in some regions it starts at 4pm
CURFEW UMA DELICIA
Haha no, hunker down. We won’t get ventilators until next year.
Ahahahahaha a curfew? What a joke. And pointless. 7pm is hentai time. Until morning only cooming to hentai. There has to be blood on the penis by sunlight.
Come on be real... y’all ain’t gonna see any ventilators.
Ventilators are a meme. If it's serious enough that you need a ventilator, you're as good as dead. My great grandmother died of pulmonary fibrosis. It's not good to need a ventilator, user. You'll get an extra year of life at most if you recover.
Based hitler quads
Pneumonia isn't the same as your lung becoming hard tissue
I know bro, it sucks.
fuck that rebel!
PR should secede from the Union!
>It's not good to need a ventilator
Obivously it's not but my mother has needed to be on a ventilator twice in her life but she still recovered
Haha, no.
fuckign Indio and brayans need a reminder that they must follow the rules.
25k have been arrested so far
Kek
But then how will I get buckets of fried chicken delivered to my door at 10pm now REEEEEE
We should be made a state PRONTO
If I go for a surf, will I get shot at??
bro we got 7 pm curfew here and we all follow it fine stop being a stupid nigger retard. I bet just being geometrically close to the americans turns you into a fat fucking retard
Show tits
Show me the real ayy lmao picture first
Haha who needs freedom amirite guys??
lissen up yellow man, this virus is gonna rake your ass into hell so you better hope Justin "Tyrone" Trudeau signs a curfew into office
>geometrically
Close! U want "geographically", but i still lol'd
iirc the Italian data shows that ventilators expose you to opportunistic bacterial infections.
I have to thank you for that
I know bro I know. FUCK WANDA
I AM ESSENTIAL WORKER
BOW BEFORE ME
Night curfews are the first stages of authoritarianism being established.
NO WANDA FUCKS YOU
el puertoricANO
Shitposting aside
I can vouch this is 1000% accurate.
Lmao! That’s right bro just do what the daddy government says. Wouldn’t wanna get a coof. Ok time for bed it’s getting late
More retard human cattle to vote democrat?
No thanks
i'd stay to sympathize but i need to go out for a nightwalk
just essential service stuff. nothing to worry about, k
You fuckers are running all up and down the east coast acting like nothing is happening. And I'm not hearing complaints about this from white people, I'm hearing this from OTHER HISPANICS.
You fucking monkeys demonstrate every damned time why Puerto Rico is the way it is.
This curfew is going to be the only time your island saw a reduction in crime. Oh wait, the cops will still be out. Never mind.
Beautiful user
DAS RITE! Goodnight
Beaners don't even wake up till 7pm. That's pretty fucking rough.
Yikes
what is it with normies unable to cope with the fact that they have to stay home
back in the middle ages it was the only way to stay alive after sunset
I totally believe China..I mean, why wouldnt you believe a communist shithole that kills people for speech?
Aren't we fucked anyway because Trump is allowing all those idiots that live in Florida and New York to come here?
They are cattle who've been exquisitely trained to consume at every moment. The thought of staying home breaks their brain.
>state sent alerts saying there is desperate need for qualified healthcare workers
>Laugh as im reminded how i went into a different field because the only good paying jobs in the medical field costs a fucking arm and a leg and years upon years of school to get into
Here's a tip for republicucks: stop being for nothing, stop a party of literal corporate ass wiping. They stand for nothing but corporatism.
both parties are controlled by corporate shills
Corporations are worth more then every one of you inside out niggers.
How many Boricuas are posting on Yas Forums right now? Make yourselves known.
Bitch stfu and stay home. Ain't shit to do outside in your failed colony anyway fuck face vampire traitors to Spain