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"HARD TIMES AHEAD.
VERY TOUGH TWO WEEKS.
SEE SOME REAL LIGHT AT THE END OF THE TUNNEL.
VERY VERY VERY PAINFUL TWO WEEKS!!!!
Military people going into battle. Going into war."
Lots of graphs.
Sounds like shit is about to get real bad.
New York getting BTFO, they "got off to a late start."
Seal is back on the podium.
The White House
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Graphs combined.
Wait wtf me too
China gonna get ass raped??????????
STOP THE PRESSES
STORY CANCELLED
This reporter is clearly gay and I want him to pound the fuck outta my gay boy pussy
FIRST FOR SCARF
HES AVOIDING QUESTIONS AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
WHY YES, I AM USING MY FUR SCARF TO PROTECT ME AGAINST THE DEADLY CHINESE VIRUS
>FL
DeSantis has done jack shit
USE A SCARF
USE A SCARF
USE A SCARF
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHH
and what else...
There's no way Trump get reelected
kek
I want to go through Dr. Birx panty drawer. What is she wearing right now Bros?
what is DeSantis doing? I just tuned in.
Italy's doctors stated they were no longer tallying the cases as of two weeks ago and the death count is stated not to include those who died outside of hospitals.
OUT OF MY WAY, PRESIDENT TRUMP SAID THESE SCARFS WILL SAVE ME AGAINST THIS DEADLY VIRUS. IT'S HUNDRED TIMES BETTER THAN SOME WORTHLESS LITTLE MASK
THIS REPORTER IS SOOO FUCKING ANNOYING
GIMME A QRD, NEGRONIS
Wait until the real unemployment wave comes after the private businesses go under.
This government will be remembered as the most hated in the history of the world.
>thinking there will be elections
>at night, when you see the death
They are going to bring up the remains of the children from the tunnels and broadcast it via EBS every night for two weeks so the public has to confront it.
TFW people start talking about the Thymus gland and it being kept warm to enhance function
How is your Area holding up?
Fat Don is going to croak out on a venitlator and he fucking knows it kekkk
She's not wearing any
does he actually think cheap oil and gas is a good thing? wars will be fought over this
Pink hanes cotton brief
Plain light purple
NOOO NOT THE MUTTERINOOSS NOOO THE BIG OL SHATTERINOSSS
at this point burger better beg for aliens or something,grim ass briefing,jesus...
Scarfes gonna moon hard lads, BUY BUY BUY
also
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The hipster style is finally vindicated.
RAREST OF FLAGS!
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Dog Bless the United States of the World and Space
They also said that the true death rate is only 12% of the reported cases, as they are generous with cause of death reports, because they count any death that has covid in system as from covid
Retaliation when?
democrats did this tho
hence they were against him stopping travel to china. plus they got the media up in arms slandering trump and scaring everyone
trump got played, he should have done the obama route and just not talked about it but he was forced to deal with it because media and other countries shutting down
its a real virus but nothing worth destroying the economy and locking down the world
How many fucking briefings?...
Stop being gay Bhutan.
You do this every thread faggot.
he cute
theres no drama or anything desu. half the press was a journalist asking about a graph that a 5 yr old kid could easily interpret.
Corona O's - Scarf It Down!
She is wearing a face mask down there.
impossible.
INDY here. Not well 50 died
>virus is very very bad
>plague
>bell curves
>it's better than it could be
>light at the end of the tunnel
>use a scarf
>cheap gas is a "tax cut"
You infected niggers keep coming into my state for a safe haven and now we're locked down again
Stay home like you're suppose to assbags
>our currency is ... through the roof
kek
Black patent leather.
Everyday until the lockdown. This is just easing people into that to avoid as much panic.
My favorite halo 2 team was str8 rippen
it's time to wear the scarf like in metal gear 5 that snake wears
I PAID 1K FOR THIS VIRUS-PROOF SCARF, THIS WILL SAVE ME AND MY FAMILY, THANK YOU PRESIDENT TRUMP
200.000 dead.... shit that's terrible.
>International politics professor: "We will see the US collapse in the coming weeks"
>hln.be
Please prove this fuck wrong, and show the rest of the world the American spirit can persevere.
TUNNELS?
GET READY TO PICK UP A SHOVEL AND WORK ON THE SIDE OF THE HIGHWAY BOYS
I bet she wears cute granny panties when she's home and wears mature panties during the conferences
2 trillion
>fix up New York
>it's plague town
What the fuck?
Who does this nigger want to borrow from to build bridges when nobody can leave the house??
Just a correction, to the fossil "medical administrator" on stage.
We have a cure. It's literally further along in testing that this supposed vaccine.
whats this weird picture doing in a press conference?
austin, we ded
>wew our dollar is so high gas so cheap
He was begging the fed for a weaker dollar for the last three years and now the shale fields are fucked for all time, kek what a clusterfuck
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Don't bother listening to these retards. Frankly no-one really knows what the fuck will happen. All we can do is assess the situation day by day.
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may as well buy a pass while the dollar is worth something.
Same here, working in Indianapolis, live in between indy and cincy. The I74 corridor is fucked, and I'm still wage slaving.
Governor calls for hard quarantine when?
Pay off the US debt when I guess?
how old is she
He rippen
I literally am just doing what everyone else in the thread is doing
>"HARD TIMES AHEAD.
>VERY TOUGH TWO WEEKS.
>SEE SOME REAL LIGHT AT THE END OF THE TUNNEL.
>VERY VERY VERY PAINFUL TWO WEEKS
What's going to change that's going to make it so hard and painful????
A scarf
0% interest
He said he would do it in the second term. Of course now that shit ain't happening ever at this point.
He said the opposite, spergelord
>pay
>i LOVE the hustle and bustle of the BIG CITY!
>OH SHI-
>what do you mean living in a city is hazardous to my health?!
>fuck you rural America, we need to shut everything down because of my retardedly bad decision-making skills!
Get fucked, urbanite trashbugs.
>whats this weird picture doing in a press conference?
Looks like a portal to another universe
>whats this weird picture doing in a press conference?
Used for camera calibration. That and it's put in subliminally to induce you to buy more sºy.
Boris looks like death, he'll for first.
[no checks]
We Have A Cure.
Your family members are suffering and dying because these "administrators" are protecting an out of date chemical soup manufacturer.
The mask thing is all about facial recognition. Our government WANTS us to hide our faces from the Chinese. Why?
you guy do know this will take years to recover from right?
if you think this will be over by April 30th you're fucked. maybe April 30th 2021. maybe
When you take off the scarf, it will be extremely painful.
How you gonna pay for it ?
We're gonna borrow it at 0% interest LOL If only he could level with the people and tell the truth
Death to China
>how old is she
63.
en.wikipedia.org
400,000 MORE TO DIE
ZION DON PUSHING THAT FEAR PORN WOOHOOO
It isn't easing shit, clients of mine are fucking panicked BECAUSE of his briefings. I feel like they might be better off doing weekly updates with actual NEW information. Nobody agrees?
At least he has the decency to wear a condom
>mask hides you from facial recognition
Oh shit that's a very interdasting take on it.
>we are testing now about 100,000 a day
>we are testing now about 100,000 a day
>we are testing now about 100,000 a day
wtf didnt the Orange Pumpkin say America has so many cases because of it high test coverage?
Thats HALF of Germany and we are just ramping it up to quadrupple that over here
Queens anons, go open those body bags. NOW!
He is fear-mongering now so he can look like a hero coming out of this.
>they want to have more than they think they need
is Trump retarded?
Considering businesses are going to default on already issued loans due to this shit, who'd qualify anyway?
lol
Niggers gonna start noggin
....?
Nope. Because it will be one, just ONE press conference that sets this overboard, they are timidly getting to that. They are making this seem as normal as possible so people arent blindsided by a very real lockdown that is enforced. Panic is so much worse than what the virus is at right now.
nigger what clients ?
No way. The MSM would whip shit into a frenzy if there was a week spacing between briefings. Things happen every day, you fucking kike.
How hard is a fucking ventilator to make
Just pour air into lungs lmao
Just put a vacuum cleaner on reverse gear dumbo
Wouldn't surpries me, he's exactly the sort of fat little fuck who goes down from this. He still has to get past the potential second week death slope.
Should just borrow the whole debt at zero and then use that to pay it back (I know it does not work like that, would be a laugh though)
100%
He just spent 10 minutes explaining they’ll be sent out on demand.
Hold me bros, I want to sit down and cry.
Fucking retard