PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - SAFETY TIP FOR THE DAY EDITION /ptg/

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP @POTUS
whitehouse.gov
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@realDonaldTrump @TeamTrump @TrumpWarRoom
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snowflakevictory.com/
armyfortrump.com/

VISIT Coronavirus.gov
>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
promiseskept.com/
magapill.com/
trumpwall.construction/

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NEW APPEARANCES
>Pres Trump/Corona-chan Task Force News Conf 3/31/20
c-span.org/video/?470841-1/
youtu.be/zpbEyfl3vpg
>Latinos for Trump Online! 3/31/20
youtu.be/cXY51HQPoZY
>HUDSec SleepyBen on BreitbartNewsDaily 3/31/20
soundcloud.com/breitbart/breitbart-news-daily-sec-ben-carson-march-31-2020
>HHSSec Azar on America 1st w/Gorka 3/31/20
youtu.be/OQVf-xZHzT4
>AsstHHSSec4Health Adm Giroir on FoxNews 3/31/20
video.foxnews.com/v/6146027086001
>SG Adams on F&F 3/31/20
video.foxnews.com/v/6145988937001
>SG Adams on DoctorOz 3/31/20
youtu.be/N5_A7csAIEg
>NIAIDDir Fauci on (((FakeNews))) 3/31/20
youtu.be/ibCuZkan4JM
>CoE&USACE CG LtGen Semonite on GMA 3/31/20
youtu.be/r6qjxqqttPY
>Pentagon Press Brief (TRANSCOM Comdr ArmyGen Lyons) 3/31/20
dvidshub.net/video/745095/
>StateDept Press Brief (SoS Pompeo/SpecRep4VEN Abrams) 3/31/20
dvidshub.net/video/745083/
>TrumpTweet: USNS Comfort Arrives in (((NYC))) 3/30/20
pic.twitter.com/nzWJ8ViwbZ
>Pres Trump/Corona-chan Task Force News Conf 3/30/20
c-span.org/video/?470808-1/
youtu.be/reyR9Wv8vjk
>Pres Trump on F&F 3/30/20
video.foxnews.com/v/6145728961001
>SoS Pompeo on Hannity 3/30/20
youtu.be/meFx7T7OJ-E
>Bannon on JohnFredericksShow 3/30/20
youtu.be/ZyD2LEnEZXU
>TreasSec Mnuchin on FBN 3/30/20
youtu.be/zIbKOJ9uuAk

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MAGA

PHOTOSHOP ANONS ASSEMBLE

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lol nigger is confused by all the science talk
"when does I gets to ax the president a question?"

>it’s a cult
Then why are you here?

not gonna lie, I would try the bat soup

who is his friend in a coma that he keeps talking about?

MAGA

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>Trump proposes grand idea of donating 10trillion to israeli scientists to produce a cure

Based.

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>it's not the flu, it's vicious
I'm sorry Blimpf but it's literally a fucking flu bro. Stahp.

MAGA

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MAGA

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KAG

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MAGA

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Burn ever pallet of Chinese face mask at the ports.

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>Posts that didn't age well

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I want to know too—especially the "a little heavier than he wants to be" jab. WHERE IS CHRIS CHRISTIE?

Howard Stern, in a coma since 2010

Mitch Cumstein

>It's just 14 days, goy!
>Don't worry about the 30 days!
>Why are you worried about the next 3,000 days!
>Forever isn't that long, goy!
>Just drink the damn fish cleaner, goy!

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reminder to protect your local MILF cum drainer by insisting she wears latex gloves if she drains you during these trying times.

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LET THE RAT HOLES BURN

LET THE RAT HOLES BURN

LET THE RAT HOLES BURN

LET THE RAT HOLES BURN

LET THE RAT HOLES BURN

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Some Republican fat ass representative.

don't agree with these numbers at all

HEY! I SAW TRUMP IS PROPOSING ANOTHER 2 TRILLION DOLLARS!

IS ANY GOING TO ISRAEL!???

t. random poster

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I used to be a cultist to till trumps handling of this shit woke me the fuck up. Seeing the generals reaction to his general inaction was also pretty sobering.

NO PRE-EXISTING CONDITIONS

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IT'S HAPPENING

CHINA SUGGESTS THAT CORONAVIRUS ORIGINATED FROM US SPACE PROBE THAT RECENTLY RETURNED WITH SAMPLES OF VENUS' ATMOSPHERE

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How's it going, rabbi?

>youtube.com/watch?v=dDvO4clZ6c0

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30,000 days!

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>we wont call it that name
is he talking about how they call covid-19 the chinky winky?

The Final Days of Capitalism

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>Use a scarf

I believe his name was Doug something it was mentioned the other day.

So is Congress going to do another round of TrumpBux>

The government is forcing everyone to stop working for 45 days

now wait a minute....

YOU CAN USE SCARFS TO PROTECT AGAINST THE VIRUS
YOU CAN USE SCARFS TO PROTECT AGAINST THE VIRUS
YOU CAN USE SCARFS TO PROTECT AGAINST THE VIRUS
YOU CAN USE SCARFS TO PROTECT AGAINST THE VIRUS

0/10

He's losing respectability.

she has no underlying anything because nothing can survive laying under her.

Okay

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>China
>Losing faith in Capitalism
Kek. You shills lmao.

>use a handkerchief, retards
TRUMP NO!

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This man is from the Deep State. Don't trust him. Instead of being allowed to die, people are being put on life extending respirators, due to hysteria and virus tests. Everyone who dies can't breathe at some point. So they die one or "two weeks" later than normal.

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MIGA

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>CHINA SUGGESTS THAT CORONAVIRUS ORIGINATED FROM US SPACE PROBE THAT RECENTLY RETURNED WITH SAMPLES OF VENUS' ATMOSPHERE
SHUT IT DOWN

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>scarf

Would this work too?

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>no per-existing conditions
She probably could not walk for 5 minuets with out a breather.

they're going to post that infographic that shows scarves are half as effective as N95 masks and say he's a lair

its just the flu

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TRUMP HONEST ON THE MASK QUESTION

>russia
>55%
The soviet union is coming back!!

Why is that traitor Acosta allowed to sit at the front? He should be all the way in the back.

lazy version

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No one cares about you hating Israel.
They're not the biggest problem in the world right now

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>YOU CAN USE SCARFS TO PROTECT AGAINST THE VIRUS
scarves are handy

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WHAT TRUMPFO SAY PLS TELL ME

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KEK, the shills are so mad it just proves he's doing another great presser

>this thread is one person
Kek, you're standing out, redditor

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kys

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Just use a scarf. Everyone has a scarf, user.

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The elites already knew this.

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I think Trump's trying to play him as a foil to discredit CNN and fake news as a whole.

Oy! Tommi boy what are you doing here??

GET BACK TO TEMPLE

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I am safe.

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WE NEED TO HAVE A WHITE CHRISTMAS!

BAN SLUT SHEATHS, SLUT PILLS, & ALL THE OTHER SLUT SHIT! MAGA!

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WHAT IS HE LOOKING AT /PTG/?

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lel

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Did everything just get worse, god dammit?

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Panties over your face works.

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there were more new cases in new york today than all of spain

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Jannies btfo.

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JUST WEAR A SCARF

So are shutting down our country because there aren't enough masks. And none of our 17 intel agencies told the WH to make more masks a while ago.

You come here and spam every one but me is a cultist every day and then say you where a Trump supporter until insert horse shit here kill your self slowly faggot.

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That was a response to a different question. Fake news.

based nippon

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But why are you here?

F

So, what kind of 10 second message should Trump send to Xi right before their nuclear annihilation

>WHAT TRUMPFO SAY PLS TELL ME
WEAR A SCARF
FEED RELATIVES HOTDOGS THROUGH A HOLE
SELL SELL SELL

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>"who are you with? wait, who are you with?"
>fear immediately enters his eyes

Thank you Brad Little.

The ventilators really are cruel: you spend two weeks prone in a medically-induced coma before you finally choke to death on pink bloody foam. It's a huge waste of resources to keep people vegetative but "alive" for two weeks.

Oh bother

>over-estimate numbers
>much less in the end
>total victory

He said wear a scarf like a faggot

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>I've just signed legislation to outlaw wet markets forever.

>explaining statistics to journalists

Holy seethe lmao.

Why, my girl of course!

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>giving a flying fuck about Florida
>not wanting to completely saw it off the fucking continental U.S. and watch it float out to sea and be devoured by sharks

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>/cvg/ raiding /ptg/
lmao @ these pathetic retards

this is probably all to scare zoomers into not going on spring break.

where are the deaths?

it fucking should of, this is getting absolutely retarded

Imagine having this as your party leader.

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>3000 deaths in 4 months
worst happening ever

BASED. So 77,000 less demoshits.

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SLOW THE SPREAD!

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the matrix
(I can't meme)

MAGA

>Cheap gas
No where to go

Russia mentioned

>tfw planning to move to idaho
>cant now because of shutdowns everywhere

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Who doesn't hate the doomers on /cvg/? These guys and their EXPONENTIAL

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that's exactly how i'm seeing this

That's the matter wh*toid?
Worried I'm gonna fuck with your sister on spring break? I'm gonna fuck her until the springs break!

That sounds gey

Based hotdog tube poster

Children are the primary threat, watch out for their slime.

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Don't print the fake story

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Why do dumbasses cap a post then kvecth About (((we))) and (((Yas Forums))).
Fuck you people are beyond retarded.

there's literally nothing wrong with scarves
i mean i don't own any, but i should

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>Who are you with?
>Who are you with?
>Who are you with?

Chirp chirp.

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nigger

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kek

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Does anyone else rember when some handsome anons were posting about wuhan in Jan and Feb then retards were saying it wasn't something to post about here

I rembner

Is pretty funny now

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ONIGGER BTFO AGAIN

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Infrastructure mentioned

Expulsion Act 2 when?

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woo, capitalism

Fuck you're going catch a murder charge because that nigger is Dead.

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Oops!

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Remember all those threads about “what if we could engineer a bio weapon that would target specific races”

>In some place of the world,oil is less valuable than water
Or milk

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Wow 25 million that's a whole lot of money

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>WE'RE GONNA REBUILD OUR COUNTRY WITH 0 PERCENT INTEREST
>FUCK THE NEW DEAL THO, I'LL NEVER PASS THAT SHIT
based

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where is he borrowing the money from?

Specifically, Obamo was called out for not actually spending anything on infrastructure when the media mouthpiece used the words 'shovel-ready jobs' which is in itself insulting.

Indeed we should ban gooks from owning property we should just put them in chains.

>Acosta asks a decent question

WHAT THE FUCK

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EVERY FUCKING TIME

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Reddit says she has a white husband and a hapa child..

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Printer go BRRRRRRRR

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His own bank account.

he got admonished

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It's a gross question.
Fuck you.

Who pays you to be here?

>shows even a little bit of respect to Trump while doing it too

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>implying money exists

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>Released in 3 days

SO Fauci and Brix used these DEATH TOLL models to convince Trump to shut down the country yet when asked about them they floundered and stammered. Trump wisely threw them out in front and they own the numbers. If there are not bodies in the streets it's on them.

youtu.be/OjNpRbNdR7E

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Tell that to fit they will disagree!

that's almost 0.0005% of the extra expenditure of this year's budget so far

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Still the most tame question I've ever heard him ask.

>Boruch
>Baruch

he's trying to pin deaths on Trump holding ventilators back
it's a gotcha but Trump is acing this

Dems watching this are going to be impressed, Trump really looks Presidential here

______ LIED PEOPLE DIED

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>sees someone price gouging
>immediately jumps to banning people
if it wasn't her it'd be someone else

This is actually their alternative fix because we dont have enough masks to work with masks on. So because we don't have masks, we have to shut down the country.

The IHME model says something like 80K deaths, not even the 100K.

So what does this ventilators look like anyways

The tweet was spelled wrong

Who is that cute girl(f)?

Robin meade anyone

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DETROIT HAVING A LOT OF HARD TIME
DETROIT HAVING A LOT OF HARD TIME
DETROIT HAVING A LOT OF HARD TIME
DETROIT HAVING A LOT OF HARD TIME
DETROIT HAVING A LOT OF HARD TIME

That is true.
The tamest question he's ever asked tries to blame the president for 100k deaths

Detroit Having problems

I just gave another 2 trillion to lazy niggers match me

Also I love how the people who have work in places like Amazon are even getting paid leave if they came into contact with people who contracted and the lazy fucking retard niggers are trying to organize a walkout to stop working.

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I hope that's the idea here. I can't believe they're still trying to heighten the fear and severity of this shit. It keeps getting more and more fucking gay. I just wanna go back to life

Whinnie

MMMM damn those curves. Google her legs

ALL DETROIT NIGGERS WILL DIE
MICHIGAN SOLID RED FROM HERE ON OUT

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Here you go:

truomo

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>MUH WARZONE

THERE IS NO FOOTAGE OF THIS. ALL HOSPITALS ARE EMPTY

Chinese are learning from the jew that America is open to picking it clean by just following the laws, subvert but always remain loyal to their people.

Could be even less, depending on how the next two weeks work out. I truly believe 80K is highest estimate. It could be about 40-50K.

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SAY THEIR NAMES

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No one has lived to tell the tale.

What was one of the first crona pics you posted/saved

pic related

A right wing sex symbol

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REMEMBER WHEN THIS TRAITOR PROMISED INFRASTRUCTURE PROJECTS AND THEN DIDN'T DO A FUCKING THING?

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any jew yorkers here who can head down to this elmhurst hospital

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Be prepared, my american friends

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Given the chink record they probably had a hundred infected commieniggers coughing all over those masks intentionally.

a select few hospitals are busy the rest are just waiting empty

That was the most tame Trump/Acosta exchange I've ever heard.

I was being a dick on propose because there answer is to have the state have all of it and they would do the price gouging.

hol up

SHE DOESN'T HURT WHITES
LET HER OUT!!!!

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>deep state is fucked
It's 2020 and not one person is in jail or has even been detained. You are fucking delusional. None of them will ever face consequences for anything.

> 25 full millions
That's, like ... a little over what NASA is paying to research effectiveness of golf equipment in space

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I could go for a tasty burger when all this is over. Hope you'll all join me anons. We're gonna be alright.

More like the basedWhopper with every man's chum on it. HOMOSEXUAL BUSINESS

Z-packs
>ZOMBIES HOARDS CONFIRM

Nothing good ever happens. Don't forget that.

At 40-50K, Coronachan might even get btfo by Influenzachan.

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>tfw the back and forth with the press is very minimal
>they're actually taking turns and not yelling over one another
>other than a question or two it's been more informative than usual
>even acosta was low key
WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING

I think that they are taking advantage of our disorganized state and local elections and wreaking havoc on our Democracy. If we can find proof, I'd be willing to support a war with them.