PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - PENCE READY TO ZAP EDITION /ptg/

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP @POTUS
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@realDonaldTrump @TeamTrump @TrumpWarRoom
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snowflakevictory.com/
armyfortrump.com/

VISIT Coronavirus.gov
>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
promiseskept.com/
magapill.com/
trumpwall.construction/

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NEW APPEARANCES
>Pres Trump/Corona-chan Task Force News Conf 3/31/20
c-span.org/video/?470841-1/
youtu.be/zpbEyfl3vpg
>Latinos for Trump Online! 3/31/20
youtu.be/cXY51HQPoZY
>HUDSec SleepyBen on BreitbartNewsDaily 3/31/20
soundcloud.com/breitbart/breitbart-news-daily-sec-ben-carson-march-31-2020
>HHSSec Azar on America 1st w/Gorka 3/31/20
youtu.be/OQVf-xZHzT4
>AsstHHSSec4Health Adm Giroir on FoxNews 3/31/20
video.foxnews.com/v/6146027086001
>SG Adams on F&F 3/31/20
video.foxnews.com/v/6145988937001
>SG Adams on DoctorOz 3/31/20
youtu.be/N5_A7csAIEg
>NIAIDDir Fauci on (((FakeNews))) 3/31/20
youtu.be/ibCuZkan4JM
>CoE&USACE CG LtGen Semonite on GMA 3/31/20
youtu.be/r6qjxqqttPY
>Pentagon Press Brief (TRANSCOM Comdr ArmyGen Lyons) 3/31/20
dvidshub.net/video/745095/
>StateDept Press Brief (SoS Pompeo/SpecRep4VEN Abrams) 3/31/20
dvidshub.net/video/745083/
>TrumpTweet: USNS Comfort Arrives in (((NYC))) 3/30/20
pic.twitter.com/nzWJ8ViwbZ
>Pres Trump/Corona-chan Task Force News Conf 3/30/20
c-span.org/video/?470808-1/
youtu.be/reyR9Wv8vjk
>Pres Trump on F&F 3/30/20
video.foxnews.com/v/6145728961001
>SoS Pompeo on Hannity 3/30/20
youtu.be/meFx7T7OJ-E
>Bannon on JohnFredericksShow 3/30/20
youtu.be/ZyD2LEnEZXU
>TreasSec Mnuchin on FBN 3/30/20
youtu.be/zIbKOJ9uuAk

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MAGA

SHE IS THROWING THE TRI STATE AREA UNDER THE BUS

QUARANTINE THEM

MAGA

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based CNN only airing when experts are talking

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Anyone else have this problem?

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MAGA

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>It is set in 2020 New York City in the aftermath of a viral pandemic
>On Black Friday 2019 a viral epidemic, transmitted by a foreign virus sweeps through New York City. The disease causes widespread chaos, and major cities are placed under quarantine.

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MAGA

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>NY, NJ and Connecticut fucking things up

ZAP ZAP ZAP

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CAN WE GET THE NEXT SLIDE?

>whats happening in NY will happen in every state

I'll make a prediction: Less than 50,000 will die and this will be completely over in 4 weeks.

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WHAT

IS

TRUNK

SAYING

ANSWER

ME

PLS

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POST THE NUMBERS WASHINGTON OR POST THE NIGGER TAPES

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>PUT YOUR FOOT ON THE ACCELERATOR

>mfw even though we're under quarantine my daily routine hasn't changed
I think I need to get some hobbies after this whole thing blows over

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WHAT'S ON THE SCREEN

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>cnn loves facts though.

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MAGA!

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lol they keep asking about the deaths and it's nothing but the doctors talking
gonna be hard as hell for them to pin this on Trump, he'll just point to the doctors

AWOO!

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it won't even touch 100k

>intentionally putting yourself on the non-white list

he deserves what he gets

>NOOO YOU CANT CALL FOR QUARANTINING NEW YORK

>Less than 50,000 will die
That's not a small amount of people that otherwise wouldn't have died but still died after shutting the entire country down.

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ACOSTA AND BLIMPF ARGUING OVER THE GRAPHS

WHO CAN READ THESE FUCKING GRAPHS, ANYWAY

HANG ALL SCIENTISTS

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MAGA

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Same. I just have an extra hour to dick around since no commute.

HOLT SHIT FAUCI IS BACK PEDDLING IN REAL TIME

Same, this has changed practically nothing about my life.

>little from here, little from there
>(((Gabriel)))
spoken like a true societal parasite

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Fucking chink chemical warfare against the American people... they could stop the fentanyl, but they don't want to: they want Americans to die.

100-200k deaths in the US while Chyna only had a few thousand deaths with a much larger population?

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>tfw finished Div 2 a few months ago

Feels prophetic

Trump played golf for weeks after he knew about the virus, fuck him

Mass death was the strategy all along.

#QUARANTINENY

GO HOME, GAMER GURL
BITCHES
WILL
DIE

CNN is paying Fauci

GAS GAS GAS

Did they say that?

the chinese numbers are fake, if you've been under a rock for the past two months

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Disgusting.

the shield is holding.

DEATH
DOOM
DESPAIR
SELL
SELL
SELL

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So why is NY doing worse?

>believing china's official numbers

Lay off the syrup, friend

Well, you are a fucking retarded weeb magat rat, so prepare to be wrong and hopefully die!

I put American for ethnicity. My people were here before the Declaration. Feels good.

Based

Chinese numbers are obviously bullshit

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Literally proof drumpf sucks and killing thousands.

Say it with me:
MADAME VICE PRESIDENT

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make fauci president already

MAGA

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Based impotent liberal slacktivist posting pictures of fags

Go fail somewhere else.

obligatoru

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Holy shit Trump sounds retarded

HE'S SAYING IN 3 YEARS 2 ANDROIDS WILL APPEAR ON AN ISLAND READY TO KILL ALL HUMANS

What a kike. I hope he gets a fine (he wont)

They're saying 100k because they know it'll never reach that number.
They can boast that they have quelled the death-toll lower than projected.
Brilliant.

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PEACH

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i'd fuck her in the ass

MAGA

Lots of potential here.

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Ngmi

Sorry, too busy watching alt righties get BTFO on a daily basis :^)

was that shithead claiming that NY is doing everything right? ahaha

Its easy for him to sound retarded when he’s one by nature.

>GAME RELEASED YEAR TRUMP WAS ELECTED
>SECOND GAME TAKES PLACE IN WASHINGTON

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I've actually started going out more. My commie governor told me to stay home, so I started walking five miles a day and enjoying the spring sunshine. Fuck communists.

We can only wish

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>separation of church and state meme

kek

Because it’s a bunch of faggots living on top of one another

covid19.healthdata.org/projections

Has the death toll reached the millions yet?

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Urban density, and the politicians there telling people to go to Lunar New Year celebrations.

I hope they're overshooting numbers to scare the population to stay home and to say "look at the good job we did" when the final toll comes out way lower.

Source?

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>he loves big titty
lel

Trump showing how social distancing works & why he never caught the WuFlu

What's wrong, is your stream blocked or are you too poor to afford a computer that can do video streams?

Yeah...I'm thinking it's time for another impeachment to try to let some air out of Trump's sails.

QUARANTINE NEW YORK

WAIT DID HE MENTION ME? WHERE AM I? I WANT TO FIGHT THEM!

He wouldnt admit it if he had it, be real

Why are democrats all about being perverted freaks?

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>we`re doing better than anyone in the world
should have dropped a "except against taiwan, which is doing great" just for giggles.

LEWD

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Separation of church and state was a mistake.

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No one is dying tho.

LEAVE MY BROTHERS NIPPLES ALONE

HIS NIPPLES IS WHY I HAVE COVID 19
pic related

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theyre also somehow implying my pillow IS the state while allowing twitter, mastercard, and google et. al to get away with their abuses under that excuse

>Corona virus killed Goku

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FIREBOMB NEW YORK

So you admit WuFlu is a meme? Thanks for playing.

>Less than 50,000 will die
youre right, but they'll still say more because they're counting literally EVERY death that happens in a hospital with a corona case. see the "due to complications related to coronavirus" trick they throw into the headlines?...

THE PRESIDENT ADMITTED TO BEING RELIGIOUS
SEPARATION OF CHURCH AND STATE
THE PRESIDENT WENT TO A CHURCH
MUH SEPARATION OF CHURCH AND STAAAAAAATE

What happens if I don't submit my census? More jury summons or some bullshit?

I hope I'm crushed underneath the weight of their massive asses.

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>literally just tossing an animal, skin, guts, and all, into some water and boiling it

THAT'S NOT HOW SOUP WORKS

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HAHAHAHHA

MAGA

Can't be a mistake when it doesn't even exist.

Someone who is good at math, how many deaths would there be in 2 weeks if they expect 100K in 30 days? using their provided curve

Motherfucker sells 50 dollar pillows, that alone should be a fucking crime. God I fuckin hate you hick 40 IQ cousin fuckers

THE NUMBERS ARE FAKE NEWS

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A census worker will show up at your house and ask you why.

>south dakota WILL have the same amount of deaths as new york. my epidemiology degree proves it.

It's fun to see all the satanists and kikes exposing themselves as they kvetch to this tweet

>FIREBOMB NEW YORK

The only sensible thing to do.

>Normalized

THE REAL NEW YORK CURVE IS MUCH STEEPER HOLY SHIT

MIGA! This retard is going to crash the economy with no survivors.

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Wtf? They’re including deaths caused by the coronavirus in the total coronavirus count?!

you're right
this is how you do soup

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>do you have a demographic breakdown of those most affected
MRS OBAMA GET DOWN

It will be in the hundreds of millions.
Screenshot this.

>Do you have a demographic breakdown of the spike in deaths to 90k in the next few weeks

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I'm not filing mine. I live in CA so I'd rather not give us another dollar/electoral vote. I know it's a drop in the ocean, but still.

I'm dying from extreme boredom.
Fucking movies made pandemics seem a lot more exciting.

Have you considered killing yourself?
No refunds.

>not my president
>not my pillow
Stay mad and die angry

What time does the annual prank start? I slept in just so I could stay up late and get an early start!

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No, been here for years. Long enough to know how predictable your response is.
Trump's ratings were too high for (((their))) liking, so a twitter "trend" starts where they call for prevention of airing Trump. Ofcourse, CNN does exactly that after such "trend".
And, as usual, the better Trump does, the more shills fill up Yas Forums. Everyone being in lockdown also adds to this.

wow how dare you disrespect the beautiful chinese culture

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>mentioning taiwan
I'm sorry, I didn't hear the question, so let's just move on.
>hangs up on you

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>Oh fuck that chart makes NY look really bad
>Normalize it for the press briefing

>promotion of A religion
>can't even mention God

what a dumb cunt

>He wouldnt admit it if he had it
>A 73yr old man gets Wu-Ping Cough and shrugs it off with daily briefings and golf
>nothing burger confirmed

Feel the need to fedpost

>we're seeing in new york
>exactly what we saw in italy
gee wonder why

>west coast dem states are doing okayish
>east coast dem states are burning up
is the police state better implemented in the west then? that's irony

hope this nigger didn't watch every inauguration ever

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(You) are a gentleman and a scholar.

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Everyone in this thread is already dead.

good luck; have fun

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How many deaths in 2 weeks if they expect 100k in 4 weeks?

isnt new orleans the second highest too? fucking idiots

Eat this robot scum

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Fuck this guy there’s no way this will get bad if the imuno-comprimised are quarantined. I seriously need to fuck a hooker or a tinder whore or my balls are going to explode.. LIFT THE SHUTDOWN!!!!

Trump put together his Corona Virus task force in January.

Nancy was handing out impeachment pens.

But keep suffering from Trump Derangement Syndrome. Nobody here gives a fuck.

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>wu-ping cough
Lmao haven’t seen that one before, pretty good.

Looking that much like orange shit, it'd be hard to show signs of having anything

>SD is a state which hasn't shut down yet

Is Noem from the Based Department, or is she a bubblehead??

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AWOO

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no, read what I wrote again, but slower this time so your goober brain can understand it.

AWOO

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THE UK CONFIRMED DOOMED

>Public Health Countries are 5x less prepared.

>REEEEE
>WHY COULDNT DRUMPF TURN INTO THE DICTATOR WE'VE BEEN WANTING AND START LOCKING PEOPLE INDOORS BY FORCE

>1mil tests is a good number but..
>you said there would be 27mil
>drumpf

It's a simple formula
>east = least
>west = best

>they're counting literally EVERY death that happens in a hospital with a corona case.
This. Someone dies in the ER from a gunshot wound? Make sure and test him! Oh look, it tested positive, it's another death related to the corona virus. There's blatant cooking of the books going on and I can't imagine anyone taking the time to investigate and overturn it.

A month from now, it will be impossible to determine which dead people died of actual corona infection and which were asymptomatic carriers that died of other causes. And everyone that dies of any respiratory illness is being written down as 'possible corona' until proven otherwise currently.

Finally it's official

Let me just lay out some points out for you sense you cant fucking read /cvg/ pastebin

>the entirety of humanity is dead
You are here
>one week from now
Corona organism gains sentience
>two weeks fron now
Corona organism gains access to space flight technology
>three weeks from now
Corona organism has already reached the furthest reaches of space and begins studying black holes
>four weeks from now
Corona organism has begun to manipulate matter itself, turning all of matter into corona organism
>five weeks from now
Corona organism reaches crictical mass, causing itself to become a black hole
>six weeks from now
Corona organism uses its black hole to go and infect other universes, infecting and converting all before its path
>seven weeks from now
Corona organism is the alpha and omega, the beginning and the end, all that there is, all that there was, and all that there ever will be

I wouldnt have to type this out if you just read the pastebin faggot

>normalized
means only normies will parish

The word goal is not stated anywhere. It's a model.

Based.

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WE ARE THE WALKING DEAD!

She's pretty good. She gives daily pressers like this. I try to tune in as much as I can.

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AWOO2YOU2

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I want to be in quarantine with her and a bottle of lube

>republicans are the party of stupid people
Sorry, but the science is settled on this debunked claim,

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Was this before or after h called it just the flu bro, and then a hoax a week later? Clear up the timeline of his downplaying it for me If you don’t mind.

she's cute who is she

That nose, lol

That merchant in the flag

braindead maybe, fuckin maga retards

That's really funny.

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Did the flag just fall?

I tune in and watch those lips

How does Birx have so many great outfits?

Source: my migatard ass

why doesn't drumpf just make the coronavirus illegal

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No one cares what Mexico thinks, though.

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is she so pissed because jews are getting hit hardest?

10 times that number would not even be 1 percent of the population

smile-chan, ancient camwhore

>all those depressing rainy island days
>finally mean something

The census law (Title 13, United States Code, Section 224), coupled with the Sentencing Reform Act of 1984 (Title 18, Sections 3551, 3559, and 3571), provides for penalties of up to $5,000 for failure to report, and $10,000 for intentionally providing false information.

It literally is flu-like symptoms you smooth brained retard.

as long as hermitcraft lives, hope remains

>Greenberg

> This did not have to happen.
She's right: the Chinese did not have to fuck around with biowarfare, nor did they have to cover up their fuckup when they could have stopped it at the source.

>we have half a million tests out there not being used
>now we have to figure out how to beat the shit out of the dem governors to start doing THEIR FUCKING JOB
calm down doc

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>greenberg
jesus

they are low-key trying to infect and kill ND so they can annex it in the aftermath

CUOMO NOT USING THE ABBOT TESTS

LAZY WOP

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Where did the original lewd coronavirus gif originate?
The end goal is to have her cry and drink herself to death on November 3.

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kek

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>REEEEE
>WHY COULDNT TRUMP ACTUALLY NOT PLAY GOLF FOR WEEKS AFTER HE KNEW ABOUT THE VIRUS

>gay communist taco nigger
Opinion discarded

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THAT ISN'T WHAT IT MEANS YOU DUMB FUG.

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I voted for amy though :C

Source of him playing golf?

lol they're having to create a visual for the dumbass govs

all flags fall around trump

>we need to influence demographics

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How many fucking Cum-O's are there?

it's fucking crazy

His prolapsed asshole.

3,000 MORE DAYS!

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Remember when Trump and /ptg/ said it was gonna be all over by Easter?

Sorry Nonny, I'm stealing that.

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source that he ate breakfast?

President Xi would scold trump for doing something so unsightly against China. Trump knows better than to anger him.

>Dying in airplanes
>Dying in hotel lobbies

washingtonpost.com/politics/2020/03/08/after-stopping-cdc-his-way-mar-a-lago-trump-heads-golf-course-two-days-row/

Uh hello, Based Department?

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251252463
Furrfag calling anyone else gay, is something strange

Seethe bitch shill lmao.

look at them stuttering with these softball questions
I think Trump wanted them to struggle a bit kek

What's the difference?

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The End had to start eventually!

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CUTE

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>Remember when Trump and /ptg/ said it was gonna be all over
Nope.

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THESE PROJECTIONS ARE BASED ON THE DATA THAT WE HAVE FROM NEW YORK.

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I first saw it in /cvg/ but I think the artist posted it first on twitter

Lies!

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Based Potato Department

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Lmao so impotent

God our president is retarded

>100000 people is a lot of dead people
>dr. fauci and brx giggle about who gets to answer

No, but I do remember him saying he was hoping the country could reopen on Easter.

Can we kill these people?

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HCQ must not work if 100k deaths are gunna happen.

>Trump and /ptg/ said it was gonna be all over by Easter
proof?

>How do we push it down?

QUARANTINE NEW YORK

>THE UK CONFIRMED DOOMED
That nation's been dying for years. It's an elderly, sick patient for whom Coronavirus is merely the coup de grâce.

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Nice

No, but do you remember when I told you to go suck nigger dick.

Lived in North Idaho for a while. It is a based as fuck state. Just couldn't tell anyone I was from California.

It's over now, 100k deaths & the maj in Jew York & Jersey is not exactly a problem.

nice.

ALL DEMOCRAT CITIES ARE GOING TO BURN

ALL DEMOCRAT CITIES ARE GOING TO BURN

ALL DEMOCRAT CITIES ARE GOING TO BURN

ALL DEMOCRAT CITIES ARE GOING TO BURN

Take it, fren

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Id tell ya but it would require words with more than 2 syllables

Hell yeah

You're so bad at this. Pretty sad.

It's just 14 days, goy!
Don't worry about the 30 days!
Why are you worried about the next 3,000 days!
Forever isn't that long, goy!
Just drink the damn fish cleaner, goy!

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PUT THE FUCKING MODEL AWAY! THE PRESS IS TOO STUPID TO UNDERSTAND

WATCH SCIENTISTS TRY TO EXPLAIN THEIR SHITTY MODEL

whitehouse.gov/live/
>whitehouse.gov/live/
whitehouse.gov/live/
>whitehouse.gov/live/
whitehouse.gov/live/
>whitehouse.gov/live/
whitehouse.gov/live/
>whitehouse.gov/live/

Even the deaths are fake. Remember that. The Wuhan Coronavirus doesn't do anything significant and those people were going to die anyways from other conditions. But instead of being allowed to die, due to hysteria and virus tests, they are put on life extending respirators. Everyone who dies can't breathe at some point.

>Germany
>64K cases, 560 deaths
Are the Germans just being rational?

This is why Italy is an outlier in claimed "covid-19 deaths": widespread medical malpractice wherein shitheel "doctors" forcefully sedate patients and intubate them needlessly, also citing "lack of respirators" for their malpractice they begin reusing them, spreading severe bacterial infections across many patients, worsening any non-condition they may have had into life-threatening conditions caused by shared bacterial infection and trauma from forced intubation. This is what has happened in Italy. Everything else is social racketeering and government mandated, media propagated mass-hysteria. Literally nothing is happening except hysteria.

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oh no it cant be the fact that he likes her more than fauci

>NOOO YOU CAN'T JUST BE FAMILIAR WITH YOUR EMPLOYEES
>DRUMPFFFFFFF

Luckily I’m documenting you retards. See pic related and

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>tfw don't own a mommy
Kill me.

Lmao @ these pathetic shills

>North Idaho
Cor de'Laine or however the fuck ya spell it is trash. Rez niggers everywhere.

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QUARANTINE NEW YORK
QUARANTINE NEW YORK
QUARANTINE NEW YORK

seems like making these visual aids was a mistake
none of the smoothbrain journos in the room are capable of understanding

Everyone who ever came out of Chicago to run for president was retarded.

>The exact number of times Trump has played golf as president isn’t known

Imagine actually believing this is a legitimate news source.

4D chess bois

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No returns.

God these reporters cant even grasp basic bitch graphs.

Your friendly daily reminder that the phrase "seperation of church and state" does not appear anywhere in the US Constitution.

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So......jew?

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DRIVING CARS SAVED US

IF WE HAD ECO-RAPE-TRAINS WE WOULD BE FUCKING DEAD

GRETA BTFO

this fucking jew

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Don't let your dreams be memes.

>I’m documenting you
Kek, rent free

user, you mean
> ALL NIGGER CITIES ARE GOING TO BURN
Seattle has already turned the bend because white people obey quarantine.

whats shitty about it?

reminder that i am still baking

Really? It was about 10 years ago but CdA was based as fuck. Spokane on the other hand was creepy.

Finally. One state finally did it. Now for others to follow. Celebration time bring out the music.
youtube.com/watch?v=k4e_3VGcMBY

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HOLY FUCK. THEY ARE LAUGHING, NERVOUSLY LAUGHING, NO SOCIAL DISTANCING AND TWO OF THEM JUST FUCKING HUGGED!!

The US is so fucked with this lot in charge.

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He calls Faguchi "Tony"

They are incapable of assimilating facts in real time. That's why they never adapt their questions to the new information provided and continue to blame President Trump for literally everything.

THANK YOU. Please write a long paper on this. That is the most well thought out comment I have read today.

It's based on New York.

The impotent rage is absolutely delicious

just want to add that the way Trump says "aeroplanes" is cute

>media cum bottle

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NEW YORK CALLED OUT

>Luckily I’m documenting you retards.
Wow you're autistic.
>One guy represents /ptg/
How new are you? /ptg/ isn't the hivemind you're used to.

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california is fine though.

>new york got off to a very late start
>you see what happens when we get off to a very late start
Jew York BTFO.

There's several online dictionaries if you're having trouble with words.

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Based.

>ptg isn’t a hivemind
Its closer to a cult, true. But at this point it’s just semantics.

lol that's not us!...

Is that bootleg hand sanitizer hidden in an Aloe Vera bottle?

>the press faps while Trump talks during a briefing

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You absolute fucking moron. you post that pic with out context to scare everyone. Its being lit that way to pay tribute to the first responders and doctors helping out with the battle against COVID 19. fucking dumbass.

NEW THREAD

MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN

I had the exact opposite experience, hahaha. But it was like, 20+ years ago.

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Neat. May it be the first of many.

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and why is that shitty?

War against China when?

I did the same thing as a kid in first grade they sent me to speach therapy classes till second grade.