/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2777

Remind me the last time common cold killed 4000 people in a day.

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best death, embrace her user

>That burger trying to fish anons into his threads
Lmao

Why so many freaking slide threads?

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Best day for /ourgirl/ yet.
Allow me to suggest a thread theme:
youtube.com/watch?v=S0gd5HDaYIg

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That's like 100x as deadly as the flu, which only kills 12k to 61k per year.

Murica is still number 3 in death statistics. When will they become number 1?

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doubling every week

so the US is extending the lockdown for 30 more days?

MUTTS WILL RIOT EN MASS. THEY WON'T LAST ANOTHER MONTHS. ITS OVER FOR THE US

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If Spain and Italy keep going like this, never.
And the third world hasn't even really started yet.

benis

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Stop making slide threads amerishart. Or better go out and hug a chink.

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By friday

>they only test those with symptoms
not true, they also do contact testing

youtube.com/watch?v=c8QNTsOJ1kc

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>5G CAUSE CORONAVIRUS!!
>CHINESE BURNING MILLIONS BODIES!!
>CORONAVIRUS IS BIOWEAPON!!
>THERE NO CURE TO CORONAVIRUS!!
>VITAMIN C CURE CORONAVIRUS!!!
>......
>....
>CORONAVIRUS IS A HOAX!!!!!!!!

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20% of cold cases are caused by human coronaviruses. This is not a human coronavirus, this is a bat coronavirus. That makes a huge difference.

this was america yesterday practicing social distancing
remember they will only reduce deaths to 200k if they stick to their quarantine instructions 100% of the time for the next 3 months

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>EU urges countries to open borders to seasonal farm workers

reuters.com/article/us-health-coronavirus-eu-workers/eu-urges-countries-to-open-borders-to-seasonal-farm-workers-idUSKBN21H27X?il=0

reuters.com/article/us-health-coronavirus-produce-insight-idUSKBN21D12V

Hahaha, what a shitty clown union

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mutt levels of cope, they are currently at 500 cases per 1 million; European countries did lockdowns at only fractions of that number

GG no re

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I work at Disney World in the hotels, how is my job going to reopen by summer? Florida's peak isn't due till mid May. I think I might lose my job, jesus fuck.

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Stop panicking over this nothingburger, look at how China handled it, the only countries that are endangered by this virus are some 3rd world shitholes, if you're not from there, you don't need to panic you fucking retards.
>inb4 China lied about their numbers
Prove it faggots
>inb4 second wave
Not going to happen

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Argie threads always have priority.

I want a cute bunker gf to hold hands with

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The common cold is a rhinovirus, dummy.

This month is going to reach levels of comfy I have never known...
Yea, and the fun has only begun...numbers or not bodies are hitting the floor worldwide no getting off the ride now.

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Bro sharks are just fishes wtf why are you panicking

>CHINESE BURNING MILLIONS BODIES!!
Not millions but certainly more than they claim

i-is argie bro a scripter or does he create every thread m-manually?

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I obviously don't believe the Dems created SARS-CoV-2 to wreck the Trump Economy, but "never letting a good crisis go to waste," they saw an opportunity to mega-hype it to sow fear and chaos.

Sadly for them, this will end and the economy will recover right up into the election.

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plz be true

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Mass. Hysteria. Japan had their first case in January, restaurants still open, clubs still open, packed subways, lots of olds, and their hospital system is fine. Sweden has schools, restaurants, clubs all open and they are also fine, in case you want to say there's some magical Asian magic happening for Japan. Daily cases there growing at like 10%, same as countries with the strictest lockdowns. When can we admit we all overreacted and get on with it?

I got bored and decided to write this shit.

>Ebola is a good girl and a fast worker, too fast for her own good sadly. That's why she failed to multiply; she blows her load too quickly.
>Now Corona, she is a clever gal. She knows that if she goes for the kill she won’t spread, so she infiltrates your system and stays quiet while she prepares to play. How did she get there? Maybe it was that person you met at the grocery store, or that contaminated surface you touched without thinking, anyway you are playing her game now.
>While she hides and lowers your defenses, she likes to spread to others just to make sure a high rate of infection, she is playing the long game you see, she wants as many playthings as she can get.
>Once she is ready, she starts the symptoms, a little cough here and there maybe fever they say, but she is capable of much more. She likes to play with the lungs, filling them with a sticky fluid that seals them and makes it hard to breath. Some say she also does damage to the kidneys and testes; others say she even goes for the neuronal system and makes people collapse, she’s a go getter. And she is full of other fun little Easter eggs.
>True, she might not kill most her victims, but she still leaves them weakened and scarred to play another day, this time however she will make sure to leave a fatal blow on the lungs or maybe she will aim for the heart of her host, she is romantic like that.
>And don't fool yourself thinking that it ends there, like the gift that keeps on giving she will over flood the healthcare systems with those that had a taste of her warm embrace, so even if she doesn't catch you, she will make sure you can't get medical attention for other illness, she is a little jealous.

What if Corona-chan came into your room and sat on your face, suffocating you to death?

Same here user, same here.

>I work at Disney World in the hotels
Your life was already over before the virus was even a thing.

He is a sleepless hero we do not deserve.

Hahaha what the actual fuck?

He does it manually.

>Dead: 42,000
lol, still only 42,000.
How many days has it been stuck at 42,000? Four days? Five days?

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He's a demigod

Dios Mio

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Thanks Bill, very cool

>>CHINESE BURNING MILLIONS BODIES!!
this one's real

>there are people in Europe and Asia who saved up for years to vacation, but had to cut their trips short
>stupid fucking zoomers can't handle missing out on 1 out of 4 spring breaks

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Bats are the reservoir for coronaviruses, so any HCoV was a Bat-CoV. In fact they were all discovered in the span of a decade (SARS, NL63, HKU1, MERS) since we started researching them. Funny.

Yeah the EU is done if that's what they focus on now. No solidarity, no Eurobonds, but oy veh we have to keep the wages low! Send in the seasonal workers!

Reminder to filter memeflags.

I wonder how long this list will get

China is the Middle Kingdom. Everything and everyone revolves around it. China's superior system of governance is the way of the future. It's technology and science is unmatched by any civilization. It's people are proud, strong and intelligent. The Han Chinese are the Gods of the real world.

While average IQ westerners care about surface level knowledge, like "GDP" and "elections", the Chinese care about maintaining and advancing civilization. We balance the natural shifts of world power. Without China, the Earth would fall into eternal chaos.

Australia? You mean 澳大利亚. America? You mean 美国. It's Chinese autonomous territory. Hope you know Mandarin, subhumans. Start practicing Han culture instead of your barbaric one. You'll still be a Class-B citizen, but at least you won't be sent to the Sino-African vassal states to do hard labor. You are merely pawns in China's rightful quest of world (and eventual space) domination!

回复此帖子,或者您的母亲今晚在睡眠中死亡

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His severe autism allows him to perservere.
He's Corona-chan's chosen.

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Daggerfall?

Think of the dips, Dahnald

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Who has the picture/chart with COVID + underlying illness vs deaths from COVID only?

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why is florida doing so good lads?

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he is the chosen one, chosen by true autism to lead us to a glorious future
amen

Unless it was racist like back in February, they asked for it...

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>Slaving for the mouse.
You're better of dude

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m-my respects, then. goddamn...

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nice

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His pure unfettered desire and love for the fall of humanity permits him no rest. A true zealot of Corona-chans cause.

China lied about the numbers, prove me wrong.

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Requesting bugspray to thread No. 251247917

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I need healthcare guys. I'm also a brainlet or at least feel like it.

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March 29:
youtube.com/watch?v=-8aw8XRl444

March 30:
nypost.com/2020/03/30/crowds-ignore-social-distancing-rules-to-watch-usns-comfort/

THEY AREN'T LISTENING

THIS IS FOR REAL YALL

Too bad

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THREAD REMINDER THAT CHINA ISSUED AN ORDER FOR THEATERS AND CINEMAS TO CLOSE AGAIN

CHINA ISSUED A NEW ORDER TODAY STOPPING THE RESUMPTION OF SPORTS GAMES.

IT'S SO NORMAL NOW IN CHINA. THIS VIRUS IS A BURGER OUT OF NOTHING.

based zoomers causing fags like you copehurt

Let's see how they perform after that woman chink bought tons of masks

Can't believe the 2 weeks meme is getting use week after week.

based and mandate of heavenpilled

THE ORANGE SOUNDS BEATEN,SHAKEN

WHAT THE FUCK TOLD HIM IN PRIVATE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Let's see how this one holds up.

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lady is getting pissed cuz they want fauci to speak. i dont mind her desu

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Give me the template

He's a credit to the community. China released this on purpose.

exploitable

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Where did you get comfy hazmat?

pls don't post grotesque corona-chan
post only cute corona-chan

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Based an redpilled argie user

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>Sorry kid but the big hoax is over, there's not going to be a boogaloo. The hysteria was way overblown, only the old and weak are dying. time to go back to work now, you had enough days to stay home and watch cartoons. Grown ups have businesses to run, and the world needs to get moving again. Flatten the curve cultists would have us flatten the economy. See you next week. Don't be late, there's a lot of people looking for jobs right now if you know what I mean.

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Germans like food and lots of it. It's part of the culture of being starved after WW2.

if the food gets more expensive people will riot and it's bad optics for Mutti.

Keep your eyes on major cities with niggers...no money and food equals chimpouts.
It's taking longer because there is still power, not sure if they will waive utility bills down the road.

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Dazed, reeling, about to break