/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2777

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WHO is behind COVID-19?
Bat soup is a distraction.
Focus on the Green leaf and his ethos.
Think Exodus 12.
Rethink Exodus 12.
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>10 percent of all deaths happened today
>people are saying it's slowing down

Uh...guys

Shut up faggot. Go suck rabbi dick, kike lover.

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CRINGE & FED-PILLED

also: sage

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His previous coping of choloroquin and it will be over soon has abated and now he is trying angles like maybe this is like SARS low infection high mortality and Italy's deaths are fake because they are not directly caused by the virus but because they had comorbidities

The deaths per day graph is from.
covid19.healthdata.org/projections

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Official Corona-chan sigil here for anyone who wants to give her more power and get her to 50K tomorrow

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Anyone else notice that the BNO news corona tracker hasn't updated since 1:01pm (GMT)?

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>state is closing down everything except "essential businesses"
>my job is considered essential
>boss is already calling asking when I'm coming back
>it's been almost three weeks
>could get fired or laid off
>realize I hate my job and want to move on
>I could probably just use this as an opportunity to leave my job
>I could also go back to being neet for a while and live off unemployment
Should I?

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the only riddling I'm doing is bullets through chink soldiers

GAS!GAS!GAS!!!

>Coworkers and I calculated with all the extra money we're getting from unemployment over the next couple months, we're making way more than just working.

Corona-chan can keep spreading and killing for all care right now. Corona-chan has blessed me with NEETbux finally.

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I unironically hope humanity becomes extinct. Not a fed just a fashy faggot. Fuck you kike.

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China is the Middle Kingdom. Everything and everyone revolves around it. China's superior system of governance is the way of the future. It's technology and science is unmatched by any civilization. It's people are proud, strong and intelligent. The Han Chinese are the Gods of the real world.

While average IQ westerners care about surface level knowledge, like "GDP" and "elections", the Chinese care about maintaining and advancing civilization. We balance the natural shifts of world power. Without China, the Earth would fall into eternal chaos.

Australia? You mean 澳大利亚. America? You mean 美国. It's Chinese autonomous territory. Hope you know Mandarin, subhumans. Start practicing Han culture instead of your barbaric one. You'll still be a Class-B citizen, but at least you won't be sent to the Sino-African vassal states to do hard labor. You are merely pawns in China's rightful quest of world (and eventual space) domination.

回复此帖子,或者您的母亲今晚在睡眠中死亡

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Just tell them you are running a fever and have a cough. I really can't believe how many people aren't doing this. They have to pay you now to either work from home or give you paid leave.

>>I could also go back to being neet for a while and live off unemployment
>Should I?

Yes. They're bumping unemployment up by $600 a fucking week. That's probably more than you'll get working depending on your job. If they want to pay me to sit on my ass and not spread a disease and be a NEET I'm all for it. I've got books to read and games to play.

I’ve been called a fascist and now an SJW for supporting quarantine measures
Really makes me think

Slide thread
Real thread Real thread Real thread

>Dead: 42,000
lol, still only 42,000.
How many days has it been stuck at 42,000? Four days? Five days?

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Yeah fuck em.

My job is only offering 80 extra hours and they run out tomorrow.
I make like 790$ every two weeks maybe unemployment isn't so bad.

no one seems to notice

holy shit they just said that they're expecting 100,000 to 250,000 deaths

Even in your feverdream asian cuties will crave white cock

>vaping can protect you
ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/17740060

ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC2135271/

ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/17814599

Smokers BTFO

Not nearly enough.

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Comiket 98 Catalog Briefly Tops Amazon JP Sales Rankings. Organizers asked fans to support Comiket by buying catalog after event's cancellation due to COVID-19 concerns
>Comiket 98 Catalog Briefly Tops Amazon JP Sales Rankings. Organizers asked fans to support Comiket by buying catalog after event's cancellation due to COVID-19 concerns
Comiket 98 Catalog Briefly Tops Amazon JP Sales Rankings. Organizers asked fans to support Comiket by buying catalog after event's cancellation due to COVID-19 concerns
>Comiket 98 Catalog Briefly Tops Amazon JP Sales Rankings. Organizers asked fans to support Comiket by buying catalog after event's cancellation due to COVID-19 concerns

A FUCKING CATALOG. WHAT A BUNCH OF JEWS

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>hard version
kek

I stopped trusting those numbers a long time ago.

I Wash Your Floor With A Rag On A Stick.

THREAD THEME

youtube.com/watch?v=KmJWD9jQvhc

Here comes the jungle!

Feb 1st: 304 dead

Feb 15th: 1,669

Mar 1st: 3,050

Mar 15th: 6,520

Mar 31st: 42,016

April 30th: ???

Well done Gary, have a you. Nice to see you still bitching. And yeah, about 4 days.

>WHERE IS EVERYBODY?
WHERE IS EVERYBODY?
It's the faggy Q-threads, isn't it? First time in months /cvg/ so slow...
Hope interwebs still on and anons alive!

>A flat woman is hard to be a 10.

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How is everyone doing financially? How will you be set in May?

And be honest. This is an anonymous message board so there's literally no point in lying.

I haven't had a single cent in my pockets since december.

Still have my job for now but might just let myself get laid off and collect unemployment.

livescience.com/cat-infected-covid-19-from-owner.html

A domestic cat in Belgium has been infected with COVID-19, the disease caused by the new coronavirus that's spreading across the globe, the government's FPS Public Health, Food Chain Safety and Environment announced March 27, according to news reports.

This is the first human-to-cat transmission of the novel coronavirus (SARS-CoV-2). About a week after its owner got sick with COVID-19, after returning from a trip to Northern Italy, the cat developed coronavirus symptoms: diarrhea, vomiting and respiratory issues, Steven Van Gucht, virologist and federal spokesperson for the coronavirus epidemic in Belgium, told Live Science.

The owner sent samples of vomit and feces to Dr. Daniel Desmecht's lab at the Faculty of Veterinary Medicine of Liège. Genetic tests showed high levels of SARS-CoV-2 in those samples, he said. "The cat recovered after 9 days," Van Gucht said.

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have a dank savings, haven’t been to work in 2 weeks, but i can weather the storm by dipping into my account. life is NEET

I wonder how many of the 'Lower Resporatory Infections' were also from complications with Corona

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So basically US is the only country on earth with actually true numbers, Italy and Spain both lying about coronachan casualties not counting anybody who dies at home, the 800+ per day death rate is only in hospitals. Canada playing tricks too not testing anybody and not counting deaths outside the hospital.

tfw Burgers are the only honest nation

Cock is raw as a freshly pulled turnip at this point.

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ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC5209731/

So where is this salt filter at and how do I buy it?

what do countries aside from China gain by hiding this info anyway? Are they saving face to not freak out investors?

Pick one up the same place you pick up your tampons.
>using filters
>using masks
Virgin.

>Pick one up the same place you pick up your tampons.
but im not a girl

Any predictions for the final position? I think it will be between strokes and COPD

To not freak out the millions of people they currently have under control.
If they said "We have very little control and are losing more of it every minute" how would the population react?

Yes. You’ll make more on unemployment and be healthy.
>doitfaggot.png

Underrated

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Same reason they lie about war casualties since the beginning of time, if plebs find out that two thousand people per day are dying they tend to overthrow their government.

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