White House Chinese Virus Press Briefing #1

60 priests dead though lol.

albawaba.com/news/out-5476-italian-dead-covid-19-kills-60-priests-1346603

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Probably all old boomers too

Late

Is he going to talk about Avigan again?

> Areas in Italy now prescribing to anyone with signs of COVID19. Great results
trustnodes.com/2020/03/29/italy-finally-starts-mass-treatment-with-hydroxychloroquine

> FDA Authorizes HCQ for use against COVID19 in USA
breitbart.com/health/2020/03/29/fda-gives-emergency-authorization-of-hydroxychloroquine-use/

> France now mass treating with HCQ + White Wizard walks out of government meeting accusing them of being in the pocket of big pharma
techstartups.com/2020/03/28/breaking-italy-france-now-prescribing-hydroxychloroquine-treatment-coronavirus-patients/

> Zelenko has now treated 699 patients with H/A. 100% success rate.
techstartups.com/2020/03/28/dr-vladimir-zelenko-now-treated-699-coronavirus-patients-100-success-using-hydroxychloroquine-sulfate-zinc-z-pak-update/

>Bahrain says it is working effectively:
mobile.twitter.com/jsolomonReports/status/1242938204589785089

bump

Starttttting

WHAT IS THIS IDOIT GOING TO SAY TODAY?

THE MOTHER FUCKER FAGGOT SHOULD QUARTINE MAJOY CITIES LIKE YESTERDAY

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Sorry kid but the hoax is over, there's not going to be a boogaloo. The hysteria was way overblown, only the old and weak are dying. time to go back to work now, you had enough days to stay home and watch cartoons. Grown ups have businesses to run, and the world needs to get moving again. Flatten the curve cultists would have us flatten the economy. See you next week. Don't be late, there's a lot of people looking for jobs right now if you know what I mean.

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Podium has a seal again...

They are quarantined.
If the federal government shut down cities instead of the states you'd be freaking out.

Based New York City poster here. What non coastal city should I head to? Building a little bit of a cough.

is today finally gonna be lockdown day? even if it's a soft one??

hope not, means more normalfags shitting the board up

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this means nothing though, it takes days or weeks to kill. give it time, retard

Oh snap good eye.

New York City
aka Coof Island
stay on your designated plague island pls

thanks the thread again and checked

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SHOWTIME

HERE WE GO BOIS

Staff on stage now.

>quarantined

ASKED NICELY NOT TO TRAVEL.

THE MOTHER FUCKERS ARE GOING TO FLEE IN PANIC AND SPREAD IT.

EVERYTHING HE HAS DONE SO FAR IS TWO WEEKS TO LATE.

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Dr. Birx commenting on the journalist seating arrangment again

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Is that Acosta in the front?

30 DAYS
>30 DAYS
30 DAYS
>30 DAYS
30 DAYS

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WE 30 DAYS TO STOP THE SPREAD NOW!
shut up redditor

500 dats to slow the spread

just give it two weeks

the orange is so done with this shit lmao his tone

450 days to slow the spread

>30 days
OH BOY

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>15 days to slow the spread
>30 days to slow the spread
>2 months to slow the spread
>1 year to slow the spread

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30 DAYS AAAAAAHHH!!

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THANK GOD WE ARE NOT ACTUALLY AT WAR, HE WOULD SAY IT IS ONE SOLDIER AND COMPLETELY UNDER CONTROL AND MOBILIZE THE ARMY DEPENDING ON THE STONK MARKET AFTER WE ARE COMPLETELY OVERRUN.

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FUTURE CONFIRMED
>FUTURE CONFIRMED
FUTURE CONFIRMED
>FUTURE CONFIRMED
FUTURE CONFIRMED
>FUTURE CONFIRMED
FUTURE CONFIRMED
>FUTURE CONFIRMED
FUTURE CONFIRMED
>FUTURE CONFIRMED

t-t-t-trust the plan right>??

>Obama allows illegals amnesty via DACA
>trump promises to kick them out in primaries
>now not only are the "doctors" and "scientists" staying but they are getting cash ins too!

>were going to win so much you will get sick of it

well im sick of it already

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They know, but they're 'boiling-frog' us

Jim Acosta is in attendance

Things are gonna get spicy

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Trump sound scared?

>talking about making sacrifices
How bad is it really man?

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>14 DAYS (2 Weeks ago)
>30 DAYS (2 days ago)

May 1st:

>???

THIS WILL BE A THING INTO 2021 AND MAYBE BEYOND!

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FLAG AND SEAL ARE BACK

>30 years to slow the spread

2,000,000,000,000
>2,000,000,000,000
2,000,000,000,000
>2,000,000,000,000
2,000,000,000,000
>2,000,000,000,000
2,000,000,000,000

what the fuck, why is he so low energy today?

FLAG AND SEAL ARE BACK
>FLAG AND SEAL ARE BACK
FLAG AND SEAL ARE BACK
>FLAG AND SEAL ARE BACKFLAG AND SEAL ARE BACK
>FLAG AND SEAL ARE BACKFLAG AND SEAL ARE BACK
>FLAG AND SEAL ARE BACKFLAG AND SEAL ARE BACK
>FLAG AND SEAL ARE BACKFLAG AND SEAL ARE BACK
>FLAG AND SEAL ARE BACKFLAG AND SEAL ARE BACK
>FLAG AND SEAL ARE BACK

PATRIOTS

NOT

IN

CONTROL

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Saving energy for the journalist lashings

Internet black out when?

If I helped you in 2016...

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You know if he didn't continue it everyone would attack him.
Bro, he's somber and serious until the Q&A. The beginning is all scripted.

INTERNET GOING DOWN

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What'd they talk about on that call?

>ads in the briefing
absolute state of muttmerica

DEXTER GOY

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Any proof that internet will shut down? Maybe they will have a better internet?

>April 3rd that's when it begins
April 3rd that's when it begins

>April 3rd that's when it begins
April 3rd that's when it begins

>April 3rd that's when it begins
April 3rd that's when it begins

>April 3rd that's when it begins
April 3rd that's when it begins

May 1st:
>STAY INSIDE CITIZEN

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god is based

10 days of darkness

who the fuck writes his speeches? they always sound retarded

The era of celebrity is over.
Now is the time to get editing and stealing their IP's. Sell homemade Spider-Man comics, fuck it.

>Probably all old boomers too

like your father who put his benis in you bunghole when you were a child?

>3-11 it begins
>3-22 it begins
>3-27 it begins
>4-1 it begins

when does it begin broski

>FRIDAY APRIL 3RD
>THAT'S WHEN (((IT))) BEGINS

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3 PLANETS ALIGN

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Fuck cheeto

I'm riding with Biden

lmfao caught that

There are 21 bridges in and out of Manhattan. Shut’em down. Three rivers. Close them. Four tunnels. Block them. Stop every train line that leaves the island – Amtrak, PATH, New Jersey Transit, LIRR—and loop the subways.

>Bill "Two people die daily from fapping so it is just the flu" Mitchell

But the dip

>hundreds more fema trailers

Who else looking forward to the dystopian NWO?

Stay in the tri state you contagious liability.
Also
>Based
>New York City poster
Pick only one buddy.

Surprised this hasn’t been done yet. It’s the NYCiggers that will ruin this for everyone.

Can't be worse than what we already have.

does this guy ACTUALLY LITERALLY UNIRONICALLY THINK this is going to be over by April 30th? this shit is going to last all year at this rate

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They're slow burning it to keep the normies from chimping out.

Who’s hiring emts in Connecticut

it can we just need to enforce closed borders and nuke the blue cities

Yo it fucking better not. Or shit will not be funny when the nigs chimp out.

Joe "Truffle Pig" Biden is my choice for you guys.
I want to see little girly sniffin' compilations.
Meeting world leaders and sniffin' their kids, sniffin' 'em real nice.
Real slow sniffs.
Oh I sniff you so good baby girl.

>at this rate
They just said yesterday it'll peak around Easter.

I mean fuck new yorkers but fuck chink China with a nuke.

Disney World and its hotels isn't reopening in May or June is it? I think I might lose my job.

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Unironically this. It hasn't even kicked off yet in India, The Middle East, South America, or Africa.
Just Imagine what is going to happen to Africa when white countries are too busy to help them.

>back home with their husbands
cucks btfo

HARD TIMES AHEAD
VERY TOUGH TWO WEEKS
SEE SOME REAL LIGHT AT THE END OF THE TUNNEL
VERY VERY VERY PAINFUL TWO WEEKS

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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That can't stop me.

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He'll sniff us out of hard times

>Burst of light

What. The. Fuck.

He needs the just shut his mouth. Honestly, it would be better for everyone if he were removed from the conference room and only the experts stayed.

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>we will open america up
>tough 2 weeks

who the fuck changes their mind like that. SOMETHING IS GOING ON

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Is Trump doing daily press briefings? It feels like it.

Dark to light.
Pain coming.

In Czech, Bulgaria and Slovenia you can't buy food unless you wear a mask and wear gloves and people go one after another into store. Virus still spreads, mainly from Italy.

ya what happened to his hope and optimism

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Personally I think it's a big nothing burger. And I think it's ruining a lot of countries financially and culturally.

cringe

Do you get tired of being here?

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Yeah, it's already slowing down. New infections are slowing, but the death lags behind infections by a week or two.

In a week or two, new infections will slow drastically, but the deaths will spike like crazy before they start to slow down dramatically.

plague confirmed
nothingburgers btfo

he sounds tired
>73 yo on 4 hr sleep + stress + shitty tired
his days are numbered

Yea, either him or people from the task force. He's been doing it for a good two weeks straight now it seems.
>memeflag

yahoo finance with chat

youtube.com/watch?v=x7OuV0Glz0Q

Yes. While Biden fucks up 30 minutes of staged interviews a week

>this is a plague
>virus
>plague

it's started to dawn on him just how bad it will be

Personally I think you're a fucking retard.

>very special
>very very good
>I cant compose a complete sentence and just ramble into something else like fucking trailers

Welcome to Piss Earth

go shit in the streets, faggot

Plague? So there is a problem? Welcome to the memory hole MAGAts.

inb4

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Good thing he called the MyPillow guy.

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Military people going into battle. Going into war.
>Military people going into battle. Going into war.
Military people going into battle. Going into war.
>Military people going into battle. Going into war.

You merely adopted the sniffles, Joe was born into it.

shitty diet*

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>73 yo on 4 hr sleep + stress + shitty tired
cant they give him some FBI Amphetamine or some vitamin injections? What the fuck?

What is he fucking babbling about the silly cunt?

India and Africa are just kicking off dude
as soon as they let everyone back out like normal itll hit us wave 2. everything is fucked you cant recover from this it'll take at least a year to recover

What a silly cunt

Id rip my hat..if I had a hat..off so fast...faster than you would'nt believe..we have the fastest hats in the world...

EU Flag...disgusting.

1.4 deathrate, it aint that bad chief

SOMETHING ELSE IS GOING ON

>15 days to slow the spread is now 30 days to slow the spread
>yfw this number keeps growing larger as time goes on, each time Trump switching to more obscure units of time

>45 days to slow the spread
>6 months to slow the spread
>40 years to slow the spread
>1,000 millennia to slow the spread
>300 teraseconds to slow the spread
>800 million aeons to slow the spread
>10^6 olympiads +/- 600 yottaseconds to slow the spread

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it really is, I mean it's bad but the reaction is just to save the boomers. I mean for you guys it would be a problem because of the aging populace.

FREEZERS STACKED WITH DEAD BODIES CONFIRMED

QUARTINE THR FUCKING CITY

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I wanna fuck this 50 plus milf so fucking bad

im sure leaders get some primo stuff

this if it does not stop after april 30 then welcome to your new life in prison

Waddafuk.

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get in line pal

Not an argument

I missed most of it. So basically we're fucked?

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>100,000-240,000
WHAT THE FUCK

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She kinda looks like Erica Lauren

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The economy collapsing would be drastically worse than 2million people dying.
We are making a mistake

"It was their models", don't forget that folks.

ONE THING IS CLEAR

TRUMP IS NOT IN CONTROL OF ANYTHING

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The enemy of my enemy is my friend dude. India can be a strong ally in these dark times.

WE ALL KNOW ABOUT """STUDIES""" AND GOVERNMENT MEASURES

MILLIONS OF PEOPLE ARE GOING TO DIE!!

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She looks like a Janet Jackson backup dancer

Seriously 1 million dead is a good thing.

BELL CURVE GRAPH
14/88 CONFIRMED

Trump seems like he's dying. Like all of this shit is killing him in the inside. The media, the criticism, the pandemic, the economy... He sounds like he's about to lose his voice This is sad.

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1000 years to eliminate a disease.

I think someone has had that idea before.

Its amazing how many people think we'll just wake up and bam everything is normal again. I keep hearing people say when its over or when we go back to normal and im just dumbfounded how anyone can believe we will ever go back to normal

Next slide plz.

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ONE
MILLION
DEATHS

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well at least things should be done by fourth

>the (((((((model)))))))

There will be way more than 200k deaths cause dumb niggers and boomers can't stay inside and follow safety protocols

>2 million deaths
OH FUUUUUUUUUUUUCKKKKKKK

UNLESS YOU SHUT DOWN THE FUCKING COUNTRY IT WONT GO AWAY

2MILL CONFIRMED

Especially if most are old and fat.

i zoned out and have been unwittingly listening to fucking mike pompeo for the last 15 minutes because fox phoenix switched feeds

Who will get that boomer money once they are dead?

NOTICE THEY DONT SAY WHERE WE ARE ON THE CURVE!!!!
NOTICE THEY DONT SAY WHERE WE ARE ON THE CURVE!!!!
NOTICE THEY DONT SAY WHERE WE ARE ON THE CURVE!!!!
NOTICE THEY DONT SAY WHERE WE ARE ON THE CURVE!!!!
NOTICE THEY DONT SAY WHERE WE ARE ON THE CURVE!!!!
NOTICE THEY DONT SAY WHERE WE ARE ON THE CURVE!!!!

2 weeks meme became reality
holy shit

It's just her valley girl slut voice tricking you into it.
>Muhhh model
Are they really basing their entire strategy on some model that one retard made?
Ohhhh no no no.

It's going to take a while for sure. Airlines won't just be switched back on, for example

They weren't forced.

California hasn't even begun

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