/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2774

LOOKS LIKE HAPPENINGS BACK ON THE MENU BOYS

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Uuhhh... g-guys...
washingtonexaminer.com/news/hidden-in-a-sock-chinese-researcher-accused-of-trying-to-smuggle-vials-of-biological-material-out-of-us

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I have literally never touched a vagina in my entire life.

guys I have a bit of inside info for you.

"Researchers analyzed 103 sequenced genomes using strains from China, and found that 70% of strains were one type, which they called "L." The "L" strain was more aggressive than the remaining 30% of strains, which were dubbed "S."

As you probably know by now that the L strain was accidentally released from a lab in china , and after realising what they had done quickly started to infect their populations with the S (survive)strain which immunizes them against the L (lethal) strain, but they were unfortunately too late as the L strain had already been spread around the world.
Have you wondered why UK officials like boris , prince charles,Trump have only suffered mild symptoms? that's because they (and the elite)have infected themselves with the S strain to protect themselves if they catch the L strain.

Getting infected with the non-lethal strain first is the only way to survive .

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Brazil
Brazil
Brazil

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It's a countdown

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reroll n-word

1. China
2. Papua New Guinea
3. Germany

THAT HAS HAPPENED SO FAR HAS BEEN ANYTHING WE COULD CONTROOOOOOOOOLLL

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>imagine being panicked over an slightly worse cold
Pathetic.

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THE SYSTEM by TODD V

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>Waiting for the second Spain number update
Is the happening back on the table?

411 PAIN

Too late, I am afraid

G

Graph of Dutch daily new cases (blue) new hospitalisations (green) and new deaths (orange) for those who might be interested. Gray bars show the weekends.

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1. United
2. States
3. of America

Based

USA
Isreal
China

United Arab Emirates
Turkey
Haiti

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USA
UK
Canada

1 million soon bros. How will you celebrate.

So a quick status report on what's happened yesterday, are shills still in full damage control or nah?

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Can anybody post the graph showing Corona Virus becoming the #1 cause of death?

I mean, you came out of your moms. So that’s not exactly true.

>almost 4k deaths per day
Oh no no no no
we got too cocky, nothing burger bros...

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Everythingburger

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>Could read a book, clean my room or lift some weights
>Posted on 4chin all day
i guess what my question is - was it really 6 million joos?

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Dont Jew glowniggers ever tire of spreading fear?

Guess there's still some loot left to loot, you rancid bastards.

BTW, COVID is now officially the JEW FLU.

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Israel.
China.
Pakistan.

We have to go over 66,761 cases today for Corona-chan get back on track. If not, than we are clearly slowing down from now on.

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>FAGGOT IS SELLING 3M MASKS FOR 22.DOLLARS EACH. HE'S ALMOST SOLD OUT ALREADY

FUCKING DUMBFUCKS AND THIS FAGGOT SELLER

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Israel
USA
UK

STOP EATING BATS AND MANDOLINS YOU FUCKING CHINKS!!!

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>COUNTRIES LIST
United States 180,789 (3,580) Italy 105,792 (12,428) Spain 94,417 (8,269) China 81,518 (3,305) Germany 70,985 (682) France 52,128 (3,523) Iran 44,605 (2,898) United Kingdom 25,150 (1,789) Switzerland 16,605 (433) Turkey 13,531 (214) Belgium 12,775 (705) Netherlands 12,595 (1,039) Austria 10,122 (128) South Korea 9,786 (162) Canada 8,467 (95) Portugal 7,443 (160) Israel 5,358 (20) Brazil 4,830 (175) Norway 4,635 (39) Australia 4,561 (19) Sweden 4,435 (180) Czech Republic 3,257 (31) Ireland 3,235 (71) Denmark 2,860 (90) Malaysia 2,766 (43) Chile 2,738 (12) Russia 2,337 (17) Poland 2,311 (33) Romania 2,245 (82) Ecuador 2,240 (75) Luxembourg 2,178 (23) Philippines 2,084 (88) Japan 1,953 (56) Pakistan 1,938 (26) Thailand 1,651 (10) Saudi Arabia 1,563 (10) Indonesia 1,528 (136) Finland 1,418 (17) India 1,397 (35) South Africa 1,353 (3) Greece 1,314 (49) Iceland 1,135 (2) Dominican Republic 1,109 (51) Mexico 1,094 (28) Panama 1,075 (27)…

>LATEST CHANGES
United States +17,001 (+439) Italy +4,053 (+837) Spain +6,461 (+553) China +79 (+5) Germany +4,100 (+37) France +7,578 (+499) Iran +3,110 (+141) United Kingdom +3,009 (+381) Switzerland +683 (+74) Turkey +2,704 (+46) Belgium +876 (+192) Netherlands +845 (+175) Austria +504 (+20) South Korea +125 (+4) Canada +1,019 (+6) Portugal +1,035 (+20) Israel +663 (+4) Brazil +200 (+12) Norway +190 (+7) Sweden +407 (+34) Czech Republic +256 (+8) Ireland +325 (+17) Denmark +283 (+13) Malaysia +140 (+6) Chile +289 (+4) Russia +501 (+8) Poland +256 (+2) Romania +136 (+17) Ecuador +274 (+13) Luxembourg +190 (+1) Philippines +538 (+10) Pakistan +221 (+5) Thailand +127 (+1) Saudi Arabia +110 (+2) Indonesia +114 (+14) Finland +66 (+4) India +146 (+3) Greece +102 (+3) Dominican Republic +208 (+9) Mexico +101 (+8) Peru +115 (+6) Argentina +146 (+3) Colombia +108 (+2) Serbia +115 (+7) Slovenia +46 (+4)…

>FULL LISTS
pastebin.com/raw/S29XMKEr

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China
Israel
India

Why wouldn't the governments infect everyone with strain (s). It would also lessen the (((economic))) impact. Stupid theory desu

USA
China
Isreal

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We must have faith, brother

You're awake.

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Today's doodle

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There's also a round 2 which includes the big boys like heart disease and strokes and car crashes

At this point nothingburgers should be sent to plague camps
Because we will see massive waves of new cases

*a coronavirus

Hi Gary

any news on the last 12 hours?

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>not the Chinese Flu
Fuck off Chang

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>Rares for the pole
kekked and checked

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TOO BAD KEKO, JUST LIKE PRISON, CORONA-CHAN WAS __BUILT FOR BBC__ AND SHE WILL STOP AT NOTHING TO GET AT IT--WHITEBOIS DON'T STAND A CHANCE

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Yesterday's doodle [I gave up, Pixar OP]

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i was a C section, produced by in-vitro fertilization

>839900 infected
>41435 dead
>OMG THE END IS NIGH!
stop shilling this stupid bullshit already, this faggot little pandemic won't cause an extinction level event

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can ghosts ice-skate?
twitter.com/SkyNews/status/1245068093946298371

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this but unironically

1. Brazil
2. San Marino
3. Malta

Woah, +538 cases and +10 deaths. Corona-chan is finally catching up or our tests results are just coming back. Cool

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Came up in early threads. They were cancer samples iirc

If it's true, they don't care about money. They already control the natural resources that are far more important. The dollar is just your social
credit score at this point. There's rich, then there's plutonium bonds rich where money literally doesn't mean anything anymore.

ch-cheked

Never trust the local Chinese, every one of them can be propagandized into being an enemy agent.

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Didn't March 28 have New York reporting a backlog?

Does anyone have the gif where she keeps getting thicker with more cases

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related

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Thank you bro

I never really understood why the one on the right always got me excited whenever she popped on screen, weird

Like Spain

You dumb fucking nigger, she's killed much more than that. Stop believing the numbers.

>FUTURE MARKETS
United States (-2.17%) Germany (-0.93%) France (-0.78%) United Kingdom (-0.04%) Italy (+0.29%) Switzerland (-0.15%) Spain (+1.03%) Austria (+3.37%) Poland (+2.88%) Netherlands (-0.11%) Hungary (0.00%) Russia (+3.71%) Greece (+0.00%) Brazil (-3.39%) Japan (-0.76%) Hong Kong (+1.36%) China (-0.90%) Australia (-1.38%) Singapore (+1.65%) India (+3.20%) South Korea (+2.15%) Taiwan (+0.32%) South Africa (+2.03%)

>LIVE TRAFFIC
Sydney (-8%) Tokyo (-5%) Beijing (-2%) Wuhan (-1%) New Delhi (-17%) Dubai (-9%) Moscow (-24%) Rome (-10%) Milan (-6%) Berlin (-7%) Munich (-6%) Brussels (-8%) Paris (-15%) Madrid (-6%) Barcelona (-10%) London (-18%) Johannesburg (-2%) Sao Paulo (-45%) Buenos Aires (-32%) New York (-46%) Washington (-33%) Miami (-29%) Toronto (-40%) Chicago (-18%) Houston (-16%) Mexico City (-35%) Los Angeles (-26%) Seattle (-17%)

>LOCKDOWNS AGGREGATE
India (1.3b) China (760m) United States (261m) Pakistan (211m) Mexico (129m) Egypt (97m) Germany (82m) Philippines (70m) Brazil (66m) France (66m) United Kingdom (66m) Italy (60m) South Africa (56m) Colombia (49m) Spain (46m) Argentina (44m) Ukraine (42m) Poland (37m) Morocco (35m) Peru (32m) Venezuela (32m) Malaysia (31m) Nepal (29m) Australia (24m) Russia (20m) Romania (19m) Netherlands (17m) Ecuador (16m) Rwanda (12m) Belgium (11m) Tunisia (11m) Czech Republic (10m) Dominican Republic (10m) Greece (10m) Portugal (10m)…

>FULL LISTS
pastebin.com/raw/S29XMKEr

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SLAUGHTER ALL FUCKING CHINKS RIGJT FUCKING NOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW in minecraft

>new cases peaking and declining
Are you guys fucking with the numbers to manufacture that? I thought you all had a "lockdown" that was less restrictive than that of most US states that have one.

Coof coof

not cool bro ..

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You better believe it too, because you got digits checking mine!

PREP DISCUSSION

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>Trust in China
>No Trust in China

Gaaaaarrrrrrryyyyyyyy. My man. Keep up the good work.

germany stop, haha

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Angry Watson is at it again
>in this episode: how to social distance
youtube.com/watch?v=WslBRY9B-n4
hahaha

#1 ranked infectious disease in deaths per day.
Pic related is the official version, thank you very much.

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Maybe ice rinks are the key

King

W-what happened to huggiezposter?

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You are not tying this shitshow with my desire to
purify the planet ,hey there anons?

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So what’s the over/under on drumpfs death forecast for cases in the US? I think their estimates are way low, I think we’re on track for 500k dead, minimum

Imagine being panicked by a cat bounding towards you

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>That's a lot of jews!

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Will be interesting to see where Czechia and Slovakia go trend-wise, since they introduced mandatory mask laws about a week ago. Ditto Austria since they've now made masks compulsory in order to have access to supermarkets.

Unfortunately user, he's been uhhh well...he's gone off to college for a while.

Wasn't this virus weak to heat? It's spreading like crazy in my city and a lot of people are dropping like flies here

> penis with ball sack shaped diagram
the more you know ..

It sure is convenient for China that the superspreaders it sent across the globe landed in the industrial heartlands of economic rivals and regimes it hates.
Qom, Bavaria, NRW, Alsace-Lorraine, Lombardy, Washington State - ALL outbreaks started by chink superspreaders.

thanks

I don't believe it was ever confirmed, just hope and cope
SARS isn't usually seasonal

It being weak to heat was a boomer meme.

USA
Israel
USA again just to make sure

Yeah, well, WHO told you that?

See

>@Image-1(1).jpg
Is this Loss?

Same here, we are basically locked into our homes at this point and the police is relentless.

rawr :3

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People bitch about doomforecasting, but how many deaths have been caused by creating false hope?

She's pretty top tier. Way hotter than Naz

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If i'm not coofing and feel like nothings wrong with me, would it be worth wearing a mask at home where i live with multiple people who i don't want to potentially infect? I still have to risk infection due to my "essential" job.

That doesn't mean anything if cases were limited to testing only. We can only test so much, that it could reach a top.
Much better to compare cases per tests.

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RUSSIA IS FULLY ON LOCKDOWN, ALMOST ALL REGIONS.ONLY CAN GO OUT TO BUY GROCERIES S OR TO ESENTIAL WORKPLACE

Most Human coronaviruses seem to peak in early summer

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>China
>Israel
>North Korea

Probably too late, once the goose is on the loose, the masks do nothing.

Based nothingburger britbong bot

just a hotie

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Went out fighting, definitely getting into Valhalla.

ITS JUST A FLOOH BRO

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China
Israel
Turkey

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One corona chan for a jew?

China, three times for making sure.
Fuck these insects.

Those were speculations early on but I would imagine that the heat has no impact on the virus at this point. It's going to do its thing regardless of the temperature.

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If it was weak to heat it wouldn't have spread in hot places, especially in the southern hemisphere. It did.

I'm in a small, unimportant city (Invercargill, NZ) and even here, there are perhaps 10 stores selling masks, and all had mystery Chinese people buy every single mask, for cash.

I believe if it happened here, it happened all over the world.

So, Iron Curtain 2: Electric Boogaloo or nah?
youtube.com/watch?v=ENyxseq59YQ

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i can confirm you that numbers are low in Egypt because they dont test people

don't knock it till you try it.

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What's next? This faggot little extinction event won't end life on earth?

>those who attended the store have not developed symptoms by today, 14 days after March 17, they can return to their daily activities
what the fuck is the point of telling people if you tell them 14 days later?

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>Dies in 4 days instead of 7 days on surfaces

Yeah that's a fake translation.

China, Nigeria, India

Oh... I hope he'll have a good time there!

bullshit

thanks, looks intriguing