Everyone Has it

>apolcaypse is here

>Social-distancing guidelines to stay 6 feet from others may be woefully inadequate, one scientist warns — saying the coronavirus can travel 27 feet and linger for hours.

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Lmao in a week it will be 50 miles

Cringe

It's exponential! No way we can flatten this curve! Next month it will six million miles!

>MIT researcher
Guarantee it's a chicom trying to prank the gweilo

>Researchers say Coronavirus can burst through your wall like the Kool-Aid man.

>apocalypse is here
if that's the case then would that mean a lot more people have it than currently suspected? and assuming that's true, wouldn't that mean the disease isn't nearly as deadly as first suspected because the vast majority of people aren't suddenly dropping like flies?

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If that's true, then at least 90% of the population would have it, which means it would have a death rate below 0.01%

obviously. no news not even new news.

don't give the virus any ideas

It’s possible, but I don’t think we can necessarily make that assumption going forward because of mutation and unpredictable immunity stuff

>everyone has to stay 6 million feet away from each other
Yes please everyone get away from me
I’d rather be all alone than deal with any of you people. I hate people so bad. I even hate myself for being one of you. GET AWAY GET AWAY

It has to be; otherwise it wouldn't be traveling into the most backwater of areas in third world countries like Nigeria, Brazil, and USA.

if this is true, we all have it already and 99% of the population would be asymptomatic

BREAKING NEWS. WE HAVE CONFIRMED REPORTS OF THE CORONA VIRUS SHOOTING UNARMED CIVILIANS IN THEIR HOMES WITH AR47’s.

two people who work in my tiny office are out sick with suspected corona.

if they have it, then surely i have it. i a gross slob who barely cares about germs.

Too late, so much for rent strike. I'm probably going to have to pay my landlord out of pocket to get this wall fixed!

The Corona is in the JUICE

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0.01% for intial infection... 100% after multuple reinfections.

Can confirm. The coronavirus just flew over my house.

>One researcher says that under a very specific set of circumstances it might be able to remain suspended in air and travel

Yeah sorry but this sounds like attention whoring and sensationalism. Also OP is a faggot shill for not archiving.

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Its going to be like herpes, you never get rid of it, the only difference is instead of a sore, you get pneumonia and die. This is the nwo finally reducing the population the way they've been saying they would. Expect the death toll in billions over the next decade.

but can you spread it through farts?

The cure will be released when the population is where they need it. People will do anything for that cure.

>Lmao in a week it will be 50 miles
6 million feet

Lol, how long has it been at 27 feet. Four days? Five days?

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1136 miles

Take your meds

>That's a man, baby

Grow up and stay in doors kid

Lmao it should be obvious they are just making shit up now.

Just wait a couple of weeks.

OP is a faggot and This is fake fucking news. Assholes like the WASH Post should have their business license revoked and fined into bankruptcy. This is tin foil hat conspiracy bullshit.

Did you say 6 gorillion meters?

They sure are.

I remember when pol used to make fun of bug chasers, now half of pol is bug chasing Corona virus

they said the same thing about it surviving for 5 days outside of the human body

turns out it can survive for 17

lab grown viruses are good at mutating and adapting

S-s-six GORILLION!?

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That's some sick air time

Lee Brown

>0% death rate for healthy individuals
>apocalypse

A corona just drove by my house!

The amount of misinformation about this fucking shit is outrageous. All these fake news peddlers need to be shut down during lockdown.

>nypost.com
hmmm

You tell him, user! His ways are sure to change now!

Please be true.

A CORONAVIRUS JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE!!

New rule: stay 27 feet away from me

yeah no way,china will be actually crashing and burning with even the most higher ups in the CCP dropping like flies by now
fake news

*ATCHOOOOOOOOOOOO*

Deny all you want Yas Forums doesn't change anything. A fact is a fact.

keks!

>memeflag thinks anyone cares what it has to say

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>pirate flag
nuff said

Wouldn't that mean anyone in even a moderately populated area was screwed from the beginning?

This COVID hysteria will be over by June so GAG Pride month can take place and fags, trannies and other mutations can prance down Main Street.

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majority of people are unhealthy

>british flag

you stopped being relevant since you stopped conquering the world, faggot

>nypost.com/2020/03/31/coronavirus-could-travel-27-feet-stay-in-air-for-hours-mit-researcher/
why not just wear mask? I don't understand why the West don't want to make it mandatory to wear mask.

We'll that was the plan... except we can treat it with HCQ cocktail without getting the id2020 vaccine

I suspect we'll be fine

>turns out it can survive for 17>lab grown viruses are good at mutating and adapting

Quit your bullshit. I’ve been a happening fag since February and this is just going full schizo

Animals get infected from humans and spread it too.

50 miles? What do you mean it travels 100 miles?! I mean 10,000 miles?! That's absurd! Quit telling me it travles 6,000,000 miles! Oy vey, oyyyy veyyyyy...

Watch paul cottrell's interview by Molyneux youtu.be/J6VEYzwSdZU
There are tens of strains
Mutations are ongoing constantly
That is how Plagues work
The come in waves because dormant strains get activated eventually by mutating through encountering other strains
The assumption ''virus is one and produces symptoms consistently'' is way way too simplified. Life is smarter than this. Billions of carriers.
Our asset in this fight is that we are a virus of a higher order. Evolution = consciouness inside matter over time. We adapt. We think. We do. So do viruses and pathogens, but they are very rudimentary.

Masks work for the infected who don't want to spread the virus. Masks can't protect you from actually contracting it.

2 more weeks. Always just 2 more weeks

35 min to 52 minyoutube.com/watch?v=28eV6tcboUc

youtube.com/watch?v=E2BL3Dld4aI

youtube.com/watch?v=Q7cEQWYQ6y4

It is not one virus. It evolves and branches.

MAKE MASKS SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE AGAIN!

Admit you retards bought into the hype and were played.

>can travel 27 feet
>stay in air for hours

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> stop killing our rabbis

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this
shut the fuck up shill

It's benign. Read hard data. Don't watch the news. This is updated daily:
cebm.net/covid-19/global-covid-19-case-fatality-rates/

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Once you get infected, the virus can read your thoughts. There are carriers in this thread who are contributing to the evolution of the virus simply by reading.

The longer it sticks around, the longer I get to be a NEET.

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